How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Do they not know how to speak well, or are they unable to communicate with each other?

Yes, but you want everyone present to hear you, but you can't say it too straightforwardly. What you need is your half-understood look to show how smart you are.

After that, Emperor Pigeon would say a few harsh words.

"Little guy, can the Five Elements Sect protect you for a while? Can it protect you for a lifetime?"

Don't ask why Emperor Gege insists on catching her as a minion and won't let him go. The question is, this kid is so terrifying that if he doesn't get rid of it, it will be a disaster!

Then, in order to save her life, she would become a disciple of the big boss, accept his guidance and enter some secret realm to practice, and then...

"Mom, mom, I'm back!"

Xiao Huo, who had returned to his original state, jumped to Hong Li's ear and shouted: "Don't be in a daze anymore!"

"Oh, can't you let me, mom, indulge in my fantasy for a while longer and enjoy the thrill of being a winner?"

Although Hong Li complained, she kept using her blood-stained spear to pick the pigeons into the storage bag.

There were probably nearly 200 of them chasing her just now. This was calculated by Hongli based on the speed at which her family tree disappeared. There might be a deviation, but the deviation was not expected to be too big.

Now, there were a total of fifty-three pigeons left by Hong Li at the scene, and nearly three-quarters of them seemed to have escaped.

But Hongli was already very satisfied. On the one hand, she had kept the ones with the worst mouths, including the ace pigeon.

On the other hand, she won’t have to worry about ingredients for a while. This trip to the snowy mountains can be said to have successfully achieved her goal!

Feeling guilty for her sins for a few tenths of a second, Hongli stretched and did some chest expansion exercises, tied the spear back behind her, and patted Xiaohuo gently: "Let's go back to Sister Xiaoqi's place, wait for Xiaolong to come back After that, we can go home together.”

"Oh oh oh, go home, go home!"

Xiaohuo looked expectant: "When I get home, will mommy cook in person to show off her cooking skills?"

"how could it be possible."

Hong Li waved her hands as she walked, her face regaining its unmotivated look.

"After I get home, I will definitely have a good sleep first and then think about other things.

Anyway, Hei Yang will still have some time to come, well, I have plenty of time, okay! "

Yes, this is the consistent slogan of procrastination patients: "There is still plenty of time"!

And when the day of death is approaching, they will lament where the time has gone, and want to borrow another five hundred years from heaven.

Woohoo, it was me who was lazy before, why should I suffer now! (It’s also strong to be irrational)

"Mom, that snowman just now looks like Uncle Xiaolong!"

"Ah, be more confident and remove the appearance. That's Black Xiaolong."

"I must be hallucinating, I actually saw Sister Hongli, haha..."

Heixiaolong's eyes were dim and dim: "Snow Demon Girl, it must be Snow Demon Girl's conspiracy..."

"Huh?"

Xiaohuo tilted his head, looked at Hei Xiaolong who had turned into a snowman, puffed up his cheeks, and spit out a ball of small flames, melting the snow on Hei Xiaolong's face: "Wow, it's really Uncle Xiaolong! "

"Hallucination...hallucination..."

"Hey, are you stupid?"

Hongli waved her hand in front of Hei Xiaolong, but found that the other party had no response. She pondered for three seconds and suddenly said: "Hei Yang is here."

"Huh? Where is Brother Heiyang!"

Hei Xiaolong jumped up suddenly and looked around: "Okay, okay, Snow Demon Girl, I admit that you took advantage of my weakness and even used my most admired brother Hei Yang to seduce me..."

Hongli: "..."

How should I put it, if this child is a girl, she must find a way to get rid of it...ahem, kick the opponent out, otherwise it will be too dangerous!

Taking a deep breath, Hongli shouted: "Black! Xiao! Dragon!"

"Huh? Ah!"

Hei Xiaolong trembled with fright, his eyes gradually returned to clarity, and then he saw Hong Li with dead eyes in front of him: "Ah, Sister Hong Li, it turns out it's really you!"

"Ah, who else could it be?"

Hongli crossed her arms: "Didn't you go find that crystal stone?"

"Oh, yes, that's right!"

Hei Xiaolong nodded, suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly made a silent gesture: "Shh, sister Hongli, don't speak too loudly, there is a big rhinoceros in the foundation stage there, it's very difficult to deal with!"

"Oh, there does seem to be one."

Hongli put up the awning with her hands and looked into the distance: "If you didn't tell me, I would have thought he was dead."

"No, he is guarding the crystal mine there. I am waiting for him to leave..."

Hei Xiaolong waved his hand: "Ah, in short, it will take a long, long time before I can leave. Sister Hongli, if you have nothing to do, you can go find my sister and the others to wait for me.

Well, ten days, give me ten days, I will definitely wait until he moves! "

"Stop joking, if I wait for you here for ten days, someone will die!"

Hongli rolled her eyes and looked at Xiaohuo: "Well, Xiaohuo, if you work hard, you can fly me back now, otherwise the two of us should go back first.

Well, I am responsible for providing you with energy, and then you are responsible for waving the wings? "

small fire:"……"

Hongli: "..."

"Inappropriate!"*2

Hongli and Xiaohuo said in unison: "I'll be exhausted!"

"There's nothing we can do about it."

Hei Xiaolong spread his hands helplessly: "I also want to go back quickly, but the reality is in front of me..."

"Oh, but a mere foundation-building rhinoceros dares to block my way back?"

"Ah, Sister Hongli, do you want to..."

"Stop talking. You want that crystal, right? I'll get it for you right now!"

Hongli snorted coldly, and walked towards the heavy water rhino with a heroic and proud manner, speaking fluent snow mountain common animal language: "Hey, that one over there!"

"Huh?"

The heavy water rhino suddenly raised its head, looked at Hongli in confusion, and subconsciously twitched its nose: "Hmm, the smell of old pigeons?"

"!"

Hongli paused: "Hey, you know each other, are you on good terms?"

It's bad. Not only did the murderer not flee the crime scene after committing the crime, he even brought the victim's body to the victim!

Energy revival, card arrival, little seedling

Chapter 103 Everyone should open up, don't do that nonsense!

"Aha, what are you talking about?"

Hong Li smiled and pretended to be stupid: "I don't know any old pigeons. Look at me, such a hardworking person, how could I have anything to do with pigeons?"

"Hmph, don't try to fool me!"

Heavy Water Ice Rhino widened his eyes: "This is definitely his smell. Tell me, what is your relationship with him!"

"Ah this... he and I are..."

Hong Li scratched his head and whispered tentatively: "Good, good friends?"

"Hmm? Go to hell!"

"He and I are mortal enemies, with an irreconcilable blood feud!"

Hong Li changed his words instantly: "He and his two hundred brothers brutally killed many of my relatives and friends in various ways before. He is my archenemy!"

"Uh..."

Heavy Water Ice Rhino moved his horn away and said suspiciously: "Really? You also have a grudge with that old pigeon?"

"Well, may I ask, what is your specific relationship with that pigeon..."

Hong Li pointed to the sky: "What is the specific relationship?"

But in a moment, she had compiled a bloody love story in her mind.

"You go, rhinoceros and dove are destined not to be together."

"No! Why, as long as we truly love each other..."

"But, that was the decision made by my parents. They think you..."

"I don't accept it, why does our love need to be decided by the previous generation!"

"I don't want to make them sad and I hope you understand."

"No, no, I will hate you forever!"

"Huh, don't mention it!"

Sure enough, Chong Shui Bingxi had a gloomy expression as if he couldn't bear to look back on the past: "That guy, that guy, he took his little brother to pull on my head while I was sleeping, and he even said with a slap on his face, who asked you to Can’t fly!”

"Ah, then, is it possible..."

Hongli felt that she should be fair: "Is it possible that it was a misunderstanding?"

"Thirty-four!"

"What the hell is this happening? Beat him to death! "

"That's right, beat him to death!"

The heavy water ice rhino looked at Hongli's hatred of the enemy and relaxed his vigilance a little: "So, why do you have his smell on you, and he is also on you...?"

"Ha, stop joking."

Hongli couldn't help but smiled and waved her hands: "How stupid am I to be dragged by those guys, oh, I didn't mean to target you..."

Heavy water ice rhino: "..."

"So what is your relationship with them, and what are you doing here?"

The heavy water ice rhino yawned impatiently: "Hurry up and tell me, don't delay my sleep!"

"Well, it's very simple for me to come here."

Hongli pointed to the black ice crystal stone mine next to him: "Just weigh a few hundred kilograms for me to pack and take away."

"?"

The heavy water ice rhino looked confused, is there something wrong with his ears or this person's brain?

"Hey, stop asking questions and listen to me."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Didn't you just ask me what my relationship was with that pigeon? I just beat him to death."

"Are you serious?!"

"Uh-huh."

Hongli patted her storage bag and prepared to run away if she didn't agree with him: "He's still here. If you don't believe me, I'll show you?"

"..."

Heavy Water Ice Rhino looked at Hongli, then at the crystal ore next to him, and gritted his teeth: "Okay, I can weigh a few hundred kilograms for you!"

Hei Xiaolong, who was eavesdropping from a distance: "?"

"Okay, Brother Ice Rhino is open-minded!"

"But there is a condition."

"Ah?"

"You have to give me the body of that old pigeon in exchange."