How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hongli collapsed and shouted: "Ah ah ah ah, how can I learn to cook in three days? Come on, just kill me and make me into a dish!"

"Uh, senior sister, be strong!"

"No, you don't understand my pain."

Hongli sighed and opened the panel, wanting to see if Hei Yang had sent her any messages during the time she was addicted to comics and sleeping.

July 8th.

[Hei Yang: I'm thinking that with my current speed, if nothing unexpected happens, I should be able to get there within twenty days, which will probably be the end of the month. 】

[Hei Yang: Well, let me speed up a bit. It’s better not to compress the time so tightly. 】

[Hei Yang:...]

[Hei Yang: Strange, why are you ignoring people, Hongli, Hongli? 】

[Hei Yang: Are you busy with something? 】

July 9th.

[Hei Yang: Speed ​​up, we will definitely arrive in half a month! Go, go, go! 】

…

July 10th.

[Hei Yang: Strange, why has there been no movement in the past two days? Could it be that your aunt took him away to practice again? 】

[Hei Yang: Tsk, tsk, what a pitiful Hongli. 】

…………

July 15th

[Hei Yang: No, you didn’t reply to my message for a week? 】

[Heiyang: Hongli? Red glass? 】

[Heiyang: What are you doing, Hongli? 】

[Video call, not connected. 】

[Video call, not connected. 】

…………

July seventeenth.

[Heiyang: Hongli, if you are still alive, just scream, otherwise I will prepare a coffin for you! 】

[Hei Yang:? 】

[Hei Yang: Speak! 】

[Heiyang: This is too much. This joke is no longer fun! 】

[Video call, not connected. 】

[Video call, not connected. 】

…………

July 18th.

[Heiyang: Hongli, please stop scaring me. I'm a coward. Say a few words quickly. Speak, you...]

…

July 19th.

[Hei Yang: Immediately, immediately, one week at the latest, one week at the latest. I will definitely be there. Wait for me! 】

…

July 20th.

[Hei Yang: Damn, the map has expired. The road ahead is unreachable and you need to change the route. Don't panic, I'll be there soon! 】

…

July 22nd.

[Hei Yang: Xiaoli, can you say something to me? Just one sentence, just one sentence...]

…

July 24th.

[Hei Yang: I can't stand it anymore. This horse is running too slowly. It's better for me to run faster while carrying him! 】

…

July 25th.

[Hei Yang: Ha, as expected, I am running much faster. I seem to be able to see the Five Elements Mountain of your Five Elements Sect from a distance! 】

…

July 26th.

[Heiyang: Xiaoli...]

"..."

"Sister Hongli? Senior sister?"

Xingyun saw Hongli suddenly lowering her head, exuding a terrible aura, and couldn't help shrinking her head: "Sister Hongli, are you okay? Sister Hongli, are you crying?"

"..."

Hong Li raised her head, her eyes were a little red, and she choked for a while without speaking. She waved her hand, got out of bed and walked to the back room: "Sorry, um, I'll excuse you..."

"oh……"

"boom!"

The door to the back room was locked from the inside, and Hong Li sat down behind the door, breathing heavily.

How can I put it, it’s very sad to see the news about Heiyang these days, it’s really sad...

Then, feel distressed and moved?

No, if something really happened to her, it would just be pure distress and emotion, but now, she also has another emotion...

fear!

Deep fear!

After taking several deep breaths, Hongli replied to Heiyang with her mind trembling.

[Hongli: Sorry! ! ! 】

[Hongli: I was wrong! ! ! 】

[Hongli: I’m so sorry! ! ! 】

[Hongli: It’s all my fault! 】

[Hongli: You must not be angry! 】

[Hongli: You scold me! No, hit me! 】

[Hongli: Come here quickly, hit me if you are angry, I promise not to resist, anyway...]

[Hongli: I’m sorry! ! ! 】

[Heiyang: Xiaoli! ! ! 】

[Heiyang: Xiaoli, you finally replied, where have you been these days...

Forget it, that’s not important. I mean, are you injured? Well, I’ll be there soon. Don’t worry, what I mean right now is that the horse is on my head...]

[Hei Yang: Anyway, just be fine! 】

[Hongli: Well, actually...]

[Hongli: Black Sun...]

[Hei Yang: Well, you said, I'm here! 】

[Hongli: Actually...]

[Hongli: Actually, these days I...]

Taking a deep breath, Hongli gritted her teeth and closed her eyes.

[Hongli: Actually, I haven’t gone anywhere these days. I was just too absorbed in reading comics and fell asleep again. I didn’t notice the message you sent. I’m really sorry. It’s all my fault, so don’t be angry! 】

[Heiyang: Manga...manga? 】

[Hongli: Ah, that’s the one that was opened. There are many, many pictures...]

[Hei Yang: I know that. No need to explain. I mean, have you been reading comics these days? 】

Hei Yang stopped suddenly, gently put the big horse he was holding aside, expressionlessly kicked off the two worn shoes on his feet, and took out a new pair of shoes from his storage bag. I put it on and squatted on the roadside with my head in my hands...

Humph, if the author is lazy and sleeps for the same reason on Friday and does not update the book, he will definitely be beaten to death!

Chapter 107 Do something big within three days!

[Hei Yang: I am now...]

[Hei Yang: I really want to scold you. ]

[Hong Li: Scold! Must scold! As I should! ]

[Hei Yang: Moreover, I really want to punch you twice! ]

[Hong Li: Bang! Must bang! As I should! ]

[Hei Yang: In addition, I want to stab you twice! ]

[Hong Li: Ah, this hurts, let's stop...]

[Hei Yang: Hmm? ]

[Hong Li: Knife! Must knife! As I should! ]

[Heiyang: Sigh...]

[Hongli: Don't, don't sigh, it's all my fault, I won't dare to do it again, wuwuwu, please...]

[Heiyang: Okay, okay, it's no big deal, just wait there, I'll give you two punches.]

[Hongli: Oh, okay...]

[Hongli: Hurry up... No, you should pay attention to safety.]

[Heiyang: It's okay, it's not a big deal.]

[Hongli: Yes, okay, come over quickly so I can celebrate your birthday! 】

[Heiyang:...]

[Heiyang: Be more normal...]

[Hongli: I feel guilty, I can't be normal, wuwuwu...]

[Hongli: Don't be angry, I will listen to you, wuwuwu...]

[Heiyang:...]

"You are so well behaved now."

Heiyang sighed, stood up gently, and finally relaxed his muscles: "I should have thought of it a long time ago."

After all, reading comics and forgetting the time and then sleeping in a coma sounded like something Hongli could do...

But Hongli had a similar criminal record before, for example, when the bookstore owner in Wushe City changed and bought a large number of new-style novels.

Then she read in her little book room for half a month without eating or sleeping, and fell into a coma-like sleep...

If Heiyang hadn't gone in and carried her out, Hongli's parents would have thought that the child had fallen into the well and couldn't get out!