How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Ahem...it doesn't seem to be too cute now.

The kitchen is filled with the strong smell of blood, and the terrifying creature covered in pigeon feathers has its back to the camera.

The murder weapon in his hand was still dripping with blood. Following the movements of the pigeon-feathered monster, it kept hitting the chopping board. Flesh and flesh flew around, and blood splattered everywhere...

"Damn it!"

Hong Li, whose eyes were bloodshot, gritted her teeth and looked at the chopping board as if looking at an enemy. The pieces of meat on it were not only bloody, but also had a lot of hair that had not been plucked out!

“Why, why do we need to process the ingredients again after we get them?

Can't these pigeons be more sensible and just grow into a form that can be eaten directly? "

Hong Li frantically licked her hair, pulled out a handful of pigeon feathers, and instantly lit them on fire, destroying the corpse and destroying all traces!

"Although, why do I feel that cooking is not like this?"

Hongli frowned and looked up at the ceiling, wondering how her mother in her hometown usually cooked.

Well, when my mother cooks, her movements are very pleasing to the eye, so why did she end up here...

As expected of Hongli, the murder scene was decorated as if it were cooking?

"No, no, you have to have confidence!"

Hongli shook her head quickly to get rid of the messy thoughts in her mind. Being timid before fighting was a taboo.

"I'm a beginner, so it's normal to feel a little uncomfortable at first.

Mom must have been cooking for many years to be able to do that!

I shouldn't raise my standards so much all at once, I should set a small goal first, for example..."

Hong Li's eyes were gloomy: "Disguise the murder scene as cooking first?"

Pooh! She's pretending to be tall, she's obviously cooking!

"Phew, be calm and don't be impatient!"

Hongli took a deep breath, forced herself to adjust her emotions, and looked at the pile of dead people on the side... Bah, seeing that there were enough ingredients on the side, she nodded, determined to climb up her spine again.

"Well, the first step...successful!"

"After that……"

Hong Li rubbed her eyebrows: "Think about what mom would do. Well, you should wash these ingredients with water first, but does the pigeon feathers on them really not matter?

Well, it shouldn't matter. As a beginner, you can't ask for too much! Right, that is it! "

The water spiritual power surged, washing away the impurities in the blood, and then it seemed like, what happened?

Blanch, blanch? How to fix it?

Ah, it shouldn’t matter if you don’t blanch it, it’s not a big problem, don’t worry!

"I don't believe it. I'm so well prepared..."

Hong Li looked at the bottles and jars placed in front of her: refined salt, vinegar, soy sauce, cooking wine...

Oh, with such thorough preparations, success is inevitable for her!

Just like a bad student who always has the most stationery, Hong Li looked at her adequate preparations and suddenly felt a sense of self-confidence in her heart, saying "I am good", "I am professional" and "I am a chef", with a proud look on her face. smile.

"As expected of me, I can cook to this level for the first time. It's not too much to praise a little genius! Hahahaha!"

…

Outside the kitchen, the cup of papaya milk that Xingyun was not used to had bottomed out at some point, but the fear in her heart continued to spread: "Well, Xiao Huo, did you hear that the person who succeeded in the conspiracy was laughing ferociously? "

"Aha?"

Xiaohuo tilted his head: "What?"

"that is……"

Xingyun looked at the kitchen door again, staring closely, as if she wanted to see through the hell behind the door: "I always feel like something terrible is happening inside..."

"Okay, okay, Aunt Xiaoyun, you are too nervous."

Xiaohuo chuckled, suddenly jumped into Xingyun's arms, closed his eyes and yawned: "It must be my first time as a guest, so I'm a little uncomfortable with it. It's okay, take your time..."

"Boom!"

A huge roar came from the crack in the kitchen door.

Xingyun: "???"

small fire:"???"

"Huh?"

Xiaohuo looked at Xingyun, who was also confused in her eyes. Even if she didn't look at her, she didn't know either!

…

"Made is retarded!"

Hong Li raised her head and looked at the pot lid embedded in the ceiling. The corner of her mouth couldn't help but twitch: "It shouldn't be, it's so inappropriate. It's obviously just making soup normally, why did it explode?"

After thinking about it, Hong Li frowned and stretched out her fingers to suck away some of the flames under the bottom of the pot: "Is it a problem with the heat? Did I increase the heat too much?"

"Well...it's a pity that a good pot..."

Hongli sighed, knelt down, took out another big pot from underneath, and laughed out loud.

"Ha, fortunately, I have been fully prepared for such emergencies. Cricket accidentally wants to stop my plan?

Come on, come on, I have prepared eighteen bites of this type of pot alone. I want to see how many times you can fry it for me! "

With a wave of the spoon, she regained her composure, and Hongli looked into the distance: "Come on, Hei Yang, let me show you my deep feelings for you!"

…

"hiss--"

Hei Yang suddenly felt a gust of cold wind blowing by, and couldn't help but squeeze his legs: "This feeling..."

"hold head high?"

Dama turned his head and looked behind him, "What's the matter? What happened?"

"Ah, it should be fine. Let's move on."

Hei Yang looked solemn, wary of his surroundings: "It's just that I always feel some ominous premonition in my heart..."

The chef holds the spoon, the horse's hooves point north...

Well, that's right, someone unfortunately fell into a coma while trying to code...

Chapter 109 A true warrior dares to face the bleak life and the dripping blood...

Small round table, apricot cloud, small fire.

One person and one crane, sitting at the table, peeking nervously at the kitchen door from time to time, and then immediately looking away in panic, with a cute and harmless expression on their faces.

"Boom!"

There was an explosion.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Xingyun and Xiaohuo hugged each other tightly, looking at each other with horror in their eyes.

"How...how many times has it been?"

Xingyun asked softly, her voice trembling.

"The thirteenth time..."

Xiaohuo seemed to be about to cry.

"Well, Xiaohuo..."

Xingyun struggled twice, stood up tremblingly, and said with a smile: "Aunt Xiaoyun really has something to do. You see it's getting late, so I'll go back first. You and senior sister should go to bed early..."

"don't want!"

Xiao Huo grabbed Xing Yun's finger with her wings and refused to let go: "Don't leave Xiao Huo alone, wu wu wu, a hero won't run away from battle, Aunt Xiao Yun, don't leave!"

"I'm not a hero!"

Cold sweat broke out on Xingyun's forehead, and his voice was urgent: "Xiaohuo, you are the daughter of senior sister, so you will definitely not be harmed, but the same cannot be said for Aunt Xiaoyun. Poor Xiaoyun may be killed, so hurry up Let Auntie go!”

"don't want!"

Xiao Huo shook his head desperately and said resolutely: "Either stay and share the hardships with Xiao Huo, or take Xiao Huo and escape with him!"

"Ah this..."

Xingyun was stunned for a moment, then she glanced at the exit door, and then at the kitchen door. The precious quality called conscience flashed in the girl's mind, and she gritted her teeth.

"Okay! Don't be afraid, Xiaohuo, Aunt Xiaoyun will take you to escape right now, but keep your voice down and be careful not to let senior sister find out!"

"Yeah! Yeah! Aunt Xiaoyun is the best!"

"Shh-"

"oh oh……"

One step...two steps...hey, another step...

The door to life is right in front of you, close, close, as long as you can reach that place...

"boom!"

The kitchen door was kicked open suddenly, and Hong Li's confused voice came: "Xiao Huo, and Xiao Yun, what are you doing?"

"!!!"

Xiaohuo and Xingyun stiffened suddenly, and before Hongli could continue speaking, they reflexively shouted: "We definitely don't want to escape!"

"Huh?"

Hongli frowned: "Escape?"

"Ha, no, no, mom, you misunderstood, it's..."

Xiao Huo turned around stiffly and saw Hong Li holding a pot of unknown sticky substance. His pupils shrank sharply and he almost lost his breath: "Yes, yes..."

Xiaohuo secretly patted Xingyun's trouser legs with his wings. What on earth is it? Please explain it to me. I can't make it up!

"Ah, that, what Xiaohuo said is..."

Xingyun forced a smile. The useless IQ accumulated over the years was finally used in this life-or-death situation: "My legs were numb from sitting for too long, so I walked around the room with Xiaohuo!"

"Ah, that's it...you still have the energy to move around. Young people are full of energy..."

Hong Li nodded clearly, sighed, and smiled: "Okay, don't just stand there stupidly, come and drink the Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon Ten Complete Tonic Soup I just stewed, look, it's just come out of the pot. , it’s steaming hot!”

Xingyun, Xiaohuo: Yes, the soup is steaming hot, but it will probably get cold after we drink it...

"Well, senior sister..."

Xingyun continued to smile: "Can I ask, what is the red color on Senior Sister's cheeks and corners of her mouth?"

"Huh?"

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, then wiped her face with one hand, frowned and looked at her hand, suddenly realizing.

"Oh, you mean this blood, haha, don't worry, it's not mine, it was accidentally stained when handling the ingredients just now. Just wipe it on your face and it'll be gone!"

"Processing ingredients..."

"Accidentally got it..."

Xiaohuo and Xingyun looked at each other, and a bunch of images that were inappropriate for children instantly came to their minds.

"That……"

Xingyun continued to have the courage to speak: "That pot of poison... ahem, I mean, what is floating on top of that pot of soup?"

"Ah, this is just an ordinary pigeon feather."

Hongli scratched her head, looking confused: "Is there a problem?"