How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

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"This, this, that, that."

After a brief exchange, Hongli explained her current situation to her two teammates.

"That's right, yes, I received his letter and he will be coming over in the next few days. When the time comes, I will definitely seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Think about it, we haven't seen each other for half a year, he must miss me to death, and then I will try a little trick..."

A smile appeared on Hong Li's face: "Then we won it successfully!"

"Well, since Sister Hongli, you can do it with a little trick..."

Xingyun and Xiaohuo looked at Hongli with suspicious eyes: "Then why do you still need us to come..."

"This is not my little plan, there was a little accident!"

Hongli looked away guiltily.

"That's right, that's right, at first I planned to cook him a meal with my own hands, so that I could catch his stomach and make him moved to confess his love to me. Then I would pretend to be reluctant and reluctantly agree to his promise. Require……

How about it? Isn’t this strategy great? Doesn’t it sound perfect! "

"Uh, Sister Hongli, you said cooking with your own hands..."

Xing Yunxian glanced at the unknown viscous liquid on the table that had gone cold but seemed to have undergone a more terrifying reaction after fermentation overnight, and said cautiously: "That's it?"

"That's why I said it was a little unexpected!"

"This is no small accident at all! This has risen to the level of murder!"

Xingyun looked horrified: "In other words, Sister Hongli, are you planning to send him away with this pot of soup out of love and hatred after your confession fails and is rejected?!!"

"He dares!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth and said, "If he dares to reject me, I will, I will..."

"At once……"

Xingyun asked curiously: "What about it?"

"Oh, after all, something terrible is going to happen!"

Hongli held Xingyun's hand: "Please, please don't let that happen!"

"Ah, I'll try my best?"

"No, you have to do your best for senior sister!"

"so……"

Xingyun and Xiaohuo looked at each other and nodded solemnly: "Don't worry, we will do our best for senior sister/mother and world peace!"

"For world peace!"*3

Chapter 112 The trap has been set, a black sun is coming over

"Listen, I can make a little pill."

Hongli naturally hid some of the details and insignificant parts, and explained briefly to Xiaohuo, Xingyun and the others.

"As long as you take this pill, no matter what others ask you in the next period of time, you will answer truthfully and will not be able to tell lies."

Hongli chuckled: "Do you know what this means?"

"What does Dai... mean?"

Xingyun and Xiaohuo looked scared.

"This means..."

Hongli showed a proud expression and stretched out a finger: "As long as someone takes this little pill, he will not be able to hide any little secrets he cannot tell, hahahaha!"

"hiss……"

Two gasps of cold air came at the same time. Xingyun's little face turned pale at first, and then turned red. Xiao Huo nervously used his wings to protect himself and covered his long beak tightly, for fear of being fed a "secret secret" "Little pill, and then tell the little secret in your heart.

"Knew it."

Hongli smiled and hugged Xingyun's shoulders, showing a sly expression: "Xiaoyun also has a little secret that he doesn't want others to know. Let me guess what it is. Could it be that he also has someone he likes?"

"No, no, no..."

Xingyun leaned back hard, trying to escape Hongli's arm: "Haha, I, what secrets can I have, hahaha... Sister Hongli, please don't let me try that pill!"

"Okay, okay, I'm just teasing you."

Hongli waved her hand and sighed: "Unless it's someone you completely trust, or an enemy who wants to extract a confession, I will never use this thing."

After all, this kind of elixir can almost completely open a person's mind, releasing the good and the ugly at the same time. If you always have to get to the bottom of it, you will be sad.

But fortunately, she has many people she can trust completely!

After adjusting her mood, Hongli turned to look at Xiaohuo with a suspicious look on her face: "I wouldn't be surprised if Xiaoyun has a secret. After all, we have only known each other for half a year.

But you, girl, have never left my side since you were born. What little secrets can you have that you don’t want me to know? "

"Xiaohuo, Xiaohuo has no secrets, hahaha!"

Xiao Huo sneered and said, "How could Xiao Huo hide something from her mother?"

"What's going on? Whose little male crane you've fallen in love with and want to fall in love with?"

Hong Li's expression became increasingly dangerous: "Tell me the truth, otherwise don't blame mom and I will do it myself."

"Choo Choo Choo!"

"There's no point in pretending to be stupid!"

"oh--"

The feathers on Xiao Huo's head drooped feebly: "Xiao Huo was wrong. Xiao Huo shouldn't have eaten the snacks her mother put under the cabinet in the corner. Xiao Huo would never dare to do it again..."

"ah?"

Hongli tilted her head: "That's it?"

"Ah..."

Xiao Huo raised his head cautiously: "Aren't you angry, Mom? Xiao Huo has eaten secretly more than once..."

Hongli: "..."

"Did you..."

Hong Li helplessly held her forehead: "Aren't you curious why you can't finish the snacks there after taking so long?"

"ah……"

Xiao Huo was so shocked that the feathers on his head stood up, revealing his circle of eyes: "This..."

"I've been eating a lot lately, and I'm too lazy to replenish the food for you."

Hong Li rolled her eyes at Xiao Huo and said, "Also, eating secretly and concealing something are wrong. We won't allow it next time."

"Eh?!"

Xiaohuo reacted instantly and flew towards Hongli with a moved expression: "Mom - Mom -"

"Get up and go."

Hong Li stopped the small fire that was coming towards her and gently threw it to the bed aside. She rubbed her brows and said, "Back to the topic, back to the topic. I just mentioned the small pill, right?"

"Yeah!"*2

"Very well, let me continue."

Hongli stretched out her finger and said in a serious tone: "My food trapping plan at the beginning... Well, you all know what happened later. I died before I could get out of the way. I don't need to say more.

But soon, I had a new plan, and this plan was simpler and more reliable! "

"Poison hunting plan?!"*2

Xiaohuo and Xingyun said in unison.

"There's something wrong with you!"

Hongli took a deep breath and suppressed the urge to vomit blood: "I bet the little pill I just told you was all in vain, right? You really didn't listen at all and you just listened to it as a story?"

"Ah this?"

Xiaohuo and Xingyun looked at each other: "Isn't it a story?"

"it is true."

"Hiss!"*2

"Listen up, you're so soft, I'm going to do it!"

Hongli sneered and fell into fantasy: "When Hei Yang comes over, I will find an opportunity to let him take this pill, and then directly ask him, "Hey, do you like sister?"!

At that time, under the influence of the drug, even if he is reluctant in every way, he will cry and say, "Yes, I like Xiaoli the most. I will die without Xiaoli. Please be my girlfriend", and then... ...Hehehehe..."

"……"*2

Xingyun and Xiaohuo looked at each other and felt a row of black lines draw across their heads.

"Ask a question!"

Xingyun raised her hand and said seriously: "How can Sister Hongli be so sure that the truth in Brother Heiyang's heart must be like that!"

"Yes, yes!"

Xiao Huo nodded in agreement: "What if he says, "Hey, Pu Xin Nu, you're so humble", what should mom do?"

Hong Li: "???"

"No, what are you questioning!"

Hong Li was so angry that she stamped her feet and shouted: "This is the link that is least likely to go wrong, okay? Do you still understand that guy Hei Yang better than me? He definitely has me in his heart, I said so!"

"Well...then..."

Xiaohuo raised his wings and asked, "Then what other difficulties does mom have?"

"Yes, yes!"

Xingyun nodded in agreement: "According to what you said, Senior Sister Hongli, as long as he takes the pill, everything will be fine. Then what is there to worry about?"

"Hey, are you making things too simple?"

Hongli looked at the two teammates who were perfunctory and couldn't help but said loudly: "That guy is not an easy character to deal with. If you are not careful, there is a possibility of being counterattacked!"

You just think that if he takes the pills everything will be fine, but the problem is, how should I make him take the pills? "

"Well……"

Xingyun Xiaohuo was stunned and nodded seriously: "That's a question!"

"Of course that's a problem!"

"Trick him into eating it, saying it is a pill that can increase his cultivation!"

"It's useless. Let's not mention that he can recognize it at a glance. I have almost never succeeded in lying in front of him."

"Then, mix it into the food and let him accidentally take it!"

"Ah, he likes to chew his food slowly, so there is a high chance that he will be discovered."

"Then how about plotting against him!"

Xingyun's eyes suddenly lit up: "We two and one crane rushed forward to hold him down, and then sister, you force-fed him with medicine!"

"Well……"

Hong Li twitched the corner of her mouth and whispered: "To be honest, if I fight him, it should be a 50-50 split.

But if I add you two to my side, there is probably only a 30% chance of winning! "

Xingyun: "???"

small fire:"???"

"No, is he really as powerful as you say, Senior Sister?"