The game is so good, but it is still a mystery.
【Ying: Wow, all the elements are complete, even the sound is gone. 】
【Xiangling: Ah, bubbles are coming out of my head, weird, I don't recognize the symbols in the bubbles, but I can read them. 】
【Ying: This is a very old-fashioned electronic game style. At that time, due to the technical and cost issues of sound playback or sound recording, general games did not have real voices, only various prompt sounds, plus such dialogue bubbles. 】
【Ying: Of course, it is not ruled out that after the technology advances, there will be nostalgic parties who specialize in making such games. 】
【Keqing: Although I have done many jobs... But I don't think I have ever worked in a beef offal shop, I just investigated it. ]
[Ying: Don't worry, this should be another funny second creation. ]
[Keqing: Oh, it's okay. If it's just like this, it shouldn't be difficult for me. ]
[Ying: Uh, this, second creation video, it's better not to promise in advance. ]
Faced with Xiangling's question, Keqing in the picture seemed to be poked in the sore spot, and answered very unmotivatedly.
"There are no customers at all."
Okay, everyone is sure that this is definitely a second creation video, because if the dignified Yuhengxing really sells beef offal in the streets in reality, it must be a booming business. Who wouldn't take care of Keqing's business?
Not to mention the problem of bragging and flattery, everyone also knows the character of Yuhengxing. It's useless to deliberately get close to him. Taking care of the other party's business is simply because this is a snack made by one of the dignified Liyue Seven Stars. If you eat it, you will have the capital to brag about it in your life.
When I am old, I can lie on a rocking chair and brag to my grandchildren that when I was young, I also ate the beef offal made by the Liyue Seven Stars, and it was handed to me by them personally... something like that.
In the picture, it seems that Keqing, who has been without business and is quite frustrated and has no confidence, asks Xiangling, the young master of Liyue, for help: "Xiangling, help me think of a solution."
Xiangling holds her chin and ponders for a while: "Emmmmm, it may be because there are too few flavors. I will develop a new flavor."
After saying this, Xiangling turned around and walked back. It seems that she is going to help Master Keqing, who has no business, to develop a new flavor of beef offal.
[Hu Tao: Why do I feel like I seem to know why Keqing has no business. ]
[Chongyun: If the beef offal sold by Master Keqing is all newly researched by Xiangling, and has not been tasted by us unlucky people...]
[Hu Tao: Ugh! ! ! ]
[Keqing: Xiangling? Hmm. ]
[Xiangling: Haha, it seems that I will have a very good relationship with Keqing in the future. ]
[Mona: Hmm? Xiangling's dishes are obviously delicious? ]
[Xingqiu: Xiangling's normal dishes are very delicious. ]
[Chongyun: Unless she is researching a new dish and plans to add slime to it. ]
[Hutao: I still can't forget the taste of slime fried Qingxin. ]
[Xiangling: Hmm? Hutao, do you want to eat this dish? When I return from my trip to Mondstadt, I will make it for you. Don't worry, it has been improved this time and will definitely taste better than last time. ]
[Hutao:...Guest, the master is in trouble, it's time for you to step in! ]
[Zhongli: Master, do I remember those bills last time? ]
[Hutao: No problem, no problem, I will send them all to the Northland Bank. ]
[Young Master: Huh? ]
[Young Master: I am now Mr. Zhongli's wallet, but that doesn't mean I have to pay the bills in the past? ! ]
[Rich man: Be more conscious of your wallet, don't be so stingy. ]
[Young Master: It's not your money, so of course you don't feel bad! ]
[Xiangling: Oh, Hu Tao, don't worry, I found a lot of good materials in Mondstadt this time, and now I am preparing to go to the snowy mountains to see the ice slimes there. The slimes in the snowy mountains are definitely a perfect match for Qingxin. ]
[Keqing: Strange, aren't you talking about my punishment now? ]
[Ying: Going off topic is a feature of the speech board, you have to taste it. ]
Looking at the Q-version pixel-style self on the screen, Keqing, who has not yet noticed the sinisterness of the world, still thinks that the self in the video is quite cute.
As Xiangling left, the screen gradually went dark, and then lit up again.
It was still the same Keji beef offal position, and the same Keqing lying on the stall without any motivation, but this time it was Ying who came over with her eyes narrowed.
[Ying: Hey, it's me? ]
[Keqing: Like a traveler
If I come to Liyue, I will definitely meet him in person. 】
[Keqing: Maybe we became friends at that time? 】
Looking at the little man representing the Traveler on the screen, talking to her familiarly, Keqing felt that even if this was a second-creation video, the content inside should not be completely fictional. Does this picture represent that in her original future, she would become very good friends with the Traveler and Xiangling?
In the picture, the Q version of the Traveler walked to Keqing's beef offal shop while shouting "I'm so hungry".
Hearing the sound of the Traveler's stomach rumbling, Keqing, who had been out of business, suddenly became excited and asked enthusiastically.
"Traveler, would you like some beef offal?"
The traveler muttered to himself: "Beef...offal?"
After reacting, his saliva flowed down: "This is good."
Keqing smiled: "Okay, wait a minute."
The original Liyue ditty suddenly turned into an exciting and uplifting song. Keqing swung the kitchen knife around and around, shouting.
"The sword is as bright as me, chopping off all the beef offal!"
[Keqing: ? ? ? ]
[Keqing: Wait, wait, wait, wait, let's not talk about why there is a voice suddenly, but what did I mean by that sentence? ]
[Keqing: It's obviously "The sword is as bright as me, chopping off all the offal"! ]
[Ying:... Uh, do you want to see what's in your double quotation marks? ]
[Keqing: My sword moves. ]
[Xingqiu: I see, if you look at it this way, it is indeed easy to see it as "The sword is as bright as me, chopping off all the beef offal". ]
[Chongyun: It's easy to make mistakes when reading. ]
[Keqing: But, but, how should we read and read Wuza and Niuza so that they can be confused? ]
[Xiangling: Uh (scratching face), that, actually, it sounds a bit similar. ]
[Xiangling: Sorry, I also heard Niuza at first. ]
[Ying: OK, nice, I finally got a joke, this joke is good, we locals of Teyvat can understand it, it doesn't sound like a cold joke of Seno. ]
[Kong: Sister, is there a possibility that neither of us are locals? ]
[Ying: What do you care? ! ]
[Seno: Actually, if you don't understand, I can explain it. ]
[Tinari: What do you care? ! ]
[Keqing: Phew, forget it, if it's just a matter of shouting this sentence, it's not something that I can't accept. ]
This little offense, in Keqing's view, was very light, and it was not worth using the precious immunity privilege.
However, the facts proved that Keqing was too early to rest assured.
On the screen, after shouting the name of the move, Keqing slapped the chopping board, and a bowl of beef offal flew into the sky. Then, Keqing, holding a kitchen knife, also flew into the sky while the traveler was confused.
Next, Keqing, holding a kitchen knife, flew around in the air with a ˃-˂ expression.
After flying like this for 17 seconds, Keqing finally landed on the ground with a bowl of beef offal that was still glowing with electricity.
[Keqing: ······Me, my Tianjie parade! ]
[Ying: Liyue swordsmanship is indeed of long origin. It can fly freely in the air for such a long time, and even make a bowl of beef offal in the time. It's so terrifying! ]
[Xingqiu: No, this, I really can't do it. ]
[Keqing: Although it is obvious that it is my Tianjie Parade, to achieve this point...]
[Keqing: With my current elemental power reserves, endurance and control, it is a bit difficult. ]
[Ying: It is difficult, if it is not difficult, it means that the punishment will be compensated in other ways. ]
Thinking about the punishments suffered by others, Keqing had to admit that if it was just difficult, it was really a blessing.
"Alas, but in this case, some elemental potions are needed to assist, otherwise it is really impossible to perform so many consecutive cuts in the air."
Keqing, who had just left the Wanyou Shop, thought about it and her face turned a little dark.
"And not only do you have to maintain such a long continuous cut, but you also have to make a portion of beef offal during the continuous cut..."
To be honest, if it weren't for her own unyielding personality, Keqing really wanted to choose exemption.
Looking at the screen, the little man representing himself said with a smile: "Keji Feitian beef offal, please enjoy."
I always feel that this sentence is full of sarcasm.
Facing the beef offal served by Keqing, Ying took it directly and swallowed it in one gulp with his eyes closed, which made Keqing stunned.
After finishing the bowl in one gulp, a purple thunder element symbol appeared above Ying's head.
"Emmmm, the taste--"
"Sizzle"
"Don't poke"
"Sizzle"
”
“Uncle-like”
“Sizzle”
“Oil”
“Sizzle”
“Num~”
[Paimon: Ah, traveler, you are glowing.]
[Nashida: It seems that you are infected with the element of lightning. Be careful not to touch fire, grass, water, ice and other elements.]
[Ying: Ah, don’t say it, mother Nashida, you have set a flag here, I always feel that I will touch these elements on the screen!]
[Nashida: Na, Nashida... mother???]
Nashida, who was in the process of transformation, subconsciously rubbed her biological armor.
Well, there seems to be nothing wrong with the hardware, but it just lasts for a shorter time every day.
On the screen, just as Ying said, at this time, Xiangling came over with a bowl of fiery red dishes.
“Try my newly developed spicy beef offal. ”
As Xiangling said this, the music in the video became mocking.
[Ying: I know, this is the execution song, I'm done.]
[Paimon: Calm down, Traveler, you haven't tasted the beef offal made by Keqing yet.]
[Xiangling: Spicy beef offal, it seems delicious, I'll make it now.]
[Paimon: Xiangling's spicy beef offal, it seems you have to taste it in real life first.]
[Ying: Milk, hurry up and prepare milk for me.]
[Barbara: Spicy, beef offal, it seems delicious.]
[Ye Lan: Hmm? Very tasteful, little girl, I can guarantee that the spicy dishes made by Xiangling are all very exciting.]
Xiangling was still introducing her spicy beef offal: "Use chili peppers and flame flowers--"
But before Xiangling finished speaking, the Traveler pounced on it and took a bite, and the big bowl in Xiangling's hand was over. At the same time, a red fire element symbol appeared next to the thunder element symbol.
"To Be Continued”
[Overload!]
[Ying: Why, the one who is persecuted this time... is me?]
[Ying: Isn’t this Keqing’s teaching video? I was injured by mistake!]
[Keqing: Uh, then, sorry?]
[Paimon: Don’t worry about her, she is just crazy.]
[System: Please ask the punished Keqing to perform the engraving of flying bull offal immediately. Failures will not be recorded until success.]
[Keqing:...Ye Lan, I remember you have some potions that stimulate human potential.]
[Ye Lan: Uh, don’t try so hard, right?]
[Keqing: I’d better try to pass it in one go, otherwise it would be bad to waste time.]
[Ye Lan: No (helpless), Before you consider wasting time, I think you should consider your own physical endurance. ]
[Ye Lan: But forget it, I really can't hide this time. I can still get some potions that can enhance elemental power in a short time, but there are some side effects. I'll send them to you. ]
[Keqing: Thank you. ]
[Ningguang: I also have some treasures here that can relieve your physical condition in the shortest time. I'll have someone send them to you now. ]
[Keqing: I didn't expect you to take the initiative to help me. You don't want money, do you? ]
[Ningguang: I'm not that bad... Besides, at such a critical moment, you are... Yuhengxing fell, and I am also very distressed. ]
[Beidou: Hahahahaha, I will return to the port soon. We just happen to have some supplements for men at sea. I will send them to Yuhengxing when the time comes! ]
[Ganyu: I will also use my immortal power to assist. I did the same in the past wars... Uh, although the situation is a little different now. ]
[Keqing: Thank you. ]
Fortunately, Ye Lan has not been running around outside Liyue Port recently because of the screen. At this time, she happened to be not far from Keqing, and quickly rushed over and handed over her own secret medicine.
"Be careful when using it, this thing is a bit strong. "
Keqing took the three bottles of potion, thanked Ye Lan, adjusted her state briefly, and then drank all three bottles of potion in one gulp.
Should we say that it is worthy of being the secret medicine in the hands of the Liyue intelligence chief? The three bottles of potion took effect very quickly. In just a dozen seconds, Keqing felt that her whole body was full of strength, and the violent lightning elemental force was far from being as docile and tame as before.
Knowing that the potion had begun to work, Keqing did not dare to neglect it. She walked to the stall cart borrowed by several Qianyan soldiers, slapped the chopping board, and a piece of beef offal just bought from the vegetable market was pushed straight into the sky by the lightning elemental force.
You'll Also Like
-
Doomsday: Sign in to the planetary shelter at the beginning
Chapter 1376 1 hours ago -
After Rebirth, I Became the Treacherous Minister Black Moonlight
Chapter 419 2 hours ago -
Swallowed Star: Reborn Thunder Dragon King, Many Children, Many Blessings
Chapter 436 4 hours ago -
The prince of heaven only wants salted fish
Chapter 295 4 hours ago -
Participating in a money-saving variety show, earning billions because of stinginess
Chapter 109 6 hours ago -
Mortal Cultivator
Chapter 334 6 hours ago -
Galaxy Lich
Chapter 598 7 hours ago -
The young man who cultivated the truth returned to the city
Chapter 668 7 hours ago -
I don't want to be a heroic spirit
Chapter 207 7 hours ago -
My villain wants to save himself, but the yandere heroine disagrees
Chapter 537 7 hours ago