The more you look at the more you think you are, the more you will be able to see the more you think.
Seeing that so many elites from other countries, even their own little King of the Grass, praised Senor's jokes in the discussion area, many Xumi people actually reflected on the spot for three seconds, wondering if they really had no sense of humor.
Or is it that the jokes of the Grand Disciplinary Officer actually represent the cutting-edge fashion of Teyvat, but they don't have the vision to appreciate this avant-garde art?
[Tinari: I still firmly believe that Senor's jokes have exceeded the scope of normal human understanding. ]
[Senor: But didn't I explain it? ]
[Tinari: The problem is your embarrassing explanation! ]
[System: Now playing the first video——]
[Arataki Ichito: Today should be our Inazuma video, right? ! ]
[Shinobu Kuki: Boss, calm down. There is no rule that there must be Inazuma videos every day. ]
Otherwise, how will you embarrass the audiences of Nata and Dongdong?
However, today's screen is very considerate of Arataki Ichito. Seeing the name of the next video, many viewers were stunned.
[System:——I am Arataki Big Brother! I am the coolest in Teyvat! ]
[Shinobu Kuki: ? ? ? ]
[Ayato Kamisato: Ahem. ]
[Heizo Kanoin: This is really... ]
[Zaoyu: Ah, it's the bastard who always touches my head! ]
[Yae Kamiko: Oh, interesting. ]
[Xiao Gong: Oh, this is simply...]
[Ara Taki Ichito: Hahahaha, see, Shinobu, even this screen acknowledges my greatness! ]
[Kyuki Shinobu: Traveler (calm), this is a secondary video. ]
[Ying: Ah (emotionless), yes. ]
[Kyuki Shinobu: That's good. ]
[Ying: Um, what does diao mean? ]
[Kujo Sara: General, General, you can't say this! ]
Not to mention Inazuma's flustered jumping up and down, the screen was only black for a moment, and then the video screen appeared. This also made many special viewers who have been paying attention to the status of this screen realize that this screen is probably completely restored after just the last video and one night yesterday.
"How terrible, just some shocking emotions, and only one night, can make up for the loss of creating part of the ancient dragon power out of thin air. It's really hard to understand."
After expressing such emotion, they saw the first picture that appeared on the screen, which was the castle tower at the top of Inazuma Castle on Inazuma Narugami Island, but the picture here was just a flash, and then, a cow with a very distinctive look twisted its body in an inexplicably dynamic dance and mooed.
Then a very, how to say it, a very rock and roll cheerful voice sounded, and on the streets of Inazuma Castle, accompanied by the soundtrack Delight, the street scoundrel Ara Taki Ichito, who was wearing clothes that challenged the three views of normal people, appeared with the wind under his feet and danced happily.
[Ara Taki Ichito: Hahahahaha, this is my favorite outfit. Although it is not suitable for work, this outfit can best highlight my temperament! ]
【Kuki Shinobu: Why did you choose this outfit...】
【Kuki Shinobu: Wait (shocked), what am I wearing in this game? 】
Kuki Shinobu's doubts were soon explained.
A green-haired girl who was stretching on the street, wearing a mask covering the lower half of her face and wearing purple casual clothes, noticed that something strange seemed to pass by in front of her, and looked at her boss in confusion, who didn't know what he was going to do.
【Kuki Shinobu: It's okay, this outfit can be considered my casual clothes, it's acceptable. 】
【Ying: Well, I'm guessing, since you want to show that someone is very dio in Inazuma, then do all your Inazuma characters have to appear once to set off Aradaki Ichito? 】
【Kamiko: Shocked! 】
【Xinhai: I have a bad feeling. 】
【Kamisato Ayaka: I hope I won't bring shame to the family. ]
[Yoya: Hehe, what will I wear in the game? ]
[Kamisato Ayato: My sister, you don’t have to worry. ]
[Kamisato Ayaka: Hmm? Why, brother? ]
[Kamisato Ayato: Because your game image has already appeared in the Footprints PV. ]
Ara Taki Ichito was jumping in the middle of the town street, dancing wildly without restraint, and in front of the camera, many of Inazuma’s acquaintances passed by.
[Thoma
: Well, I was the first one to pass by, right? That outfit should be the uniform of Kamisato's housekeeper. ]
[Xiao Gong: Wait, wait? ? ? ! ! ]
[Xiao Gong: I was the second one to pass by? ]
[Ying: What? That hot girl with her shirt pulled up to her waist, tattoos on her arms, and her bio-armor tied up with bandages? ! ]
[Xiao Gong: Don't say that~~~~! ! ! ]
Xiao Gong admitted that she was usually very open-minded about this, and she was born in Hanamizaka, which is the castle town of Inazuma Castle, where the lower class people live.
For the lower class, there is no need to be so particular, as long as the clothes are wearable.
But she is a young girl, even if she needs to consider the issue of making fireworks on weekdays and wear different clothes from ordinary people, she shouldn't be so bare-shouldered and backless, right?
Rather, it is precisely because she needs to make fireworks on weekdays, and even uses fireworks to assist elemental skills and elemental bursts, that she should consider her clothes and not let the fireworks hurt her skin.
[Xiao Gong: Well, look carefully, this dress is what I will wear at the festival, but it is only for a short time... But it is too embarrassing. ]
[Ying: Relax, just think about it, you wear this dress all the time in the game, go up the mountains and down the sea, walk through the streets... Isn't it a little calmer? ]
[Xiao Gong: ······]
[Kuki Shinobu: Miss Xiao Gong fainted. ]
After Thomas and Xiao Gong made a friendly appearance in the video, Ara Taki Ichito's dance steps did not stop, but came to the outlying island.
What is hard to understand is that Sanbing, the sixth seat of the Fatui executive officer, is now behind a stall on an outlying island, smiling and serving the shogunate general Kujo Sara? ? ?
[Rich man: Well, it shouldn't be the new financial exploration work organized by me, right? ]
[Sanbing: Humph, ridiculous, how could I show such a fragile and humble expression. ]
[Kujo Sara: Oh, you - wait (eyes glowing), you are selling the out-of-print statue of Takenami-jinshuson Daigosho that appeared briefly before the Eye Hunting Order? ]
[Sanbing: What (confused), what the hell? ]
[Kujo Sara: Disrespectful, that is the statue of Takenami-jinshuson Daigosho! ]
[Sanbing: Who knows what that is!!! ]
[Kujo Sara: It was obviously you who sold it. In the video, the money was exchanged and the goods were delivered. You even gave me some Mora in return.]
[Sanbing: I told you that it wasn't me (mad)!]
[Sanbing: I would rather starve to death or jump off the castle tower than sell that woman's peripherals!]
[Rich man:... You are very knowledgeable. You even know what peripherals mean.]
[Kyuki Shinobu: Boss... Well, I feel relieved when I see that what Boss does on this screen is the same as usual.]
[Ying: Same as usual? Uh, you don't mean that Ichito thinks that it is his daily routine to go over and take the change from others?]
[Kyuki Shinobu: Excuse me.]
[Ying: I suddenly understand the meaning of the title of this video. Isn't this just a street urchin? A street urchin with divine eyes. 】
【Yae Goddess: Hehe. 】
【Kujo Sara: So you know why I always catch him first every time I see him, because I will never catch the wrong person if I catch him. 】
Looking at the screen, Ara Taki Ichito moved horizontally with his feet, step by step to Kujo Sara's side, and smoothly and naturally took away the Mora that Sanbing wanted to give to Sara. Because Ichito's movements were too natural, Sara and Sanbing looked at each other in confusion, and they didn't realize at the first time that someone had taken their Mora.
The shadow in the castle tower was so shocked that the three-colored dango in his hand fell down.
"Is this how my royal mismatcher lives on a daily basis?"
Shen Zi rolled her eyes at her: "Why else do you think he treats Tenryo Bugyo as his own home, and feels as comfortable as going home when he goes there?"
Ying explained as if it was a matter of course: "I thought the food in Tenryo Bugyo was delicious, so he likes going there!"
Shen Zi's eyes widened: "Who do you think is you?"
Ying muttered: "Excuse me, Shen Zi, even if it's you, you can't say that to me, I just didn't listen to your advice and ate some desserts, what's wrong with you?!"
······
After getting Mora, Ara Taki Ichito danced around Inazuma Castle with increasing excitement, and finally came to Narukami Taisha, and successfully got a talisman from the fox woman.
[Shen Zi: Huh, it's not bad, although the armpits are exposed, although the sides are exposed, although the thighs are exposed, although the shoulders are exposed... In short,
It’s good that it didn’t become a worse option. I actually quite like this miko costume. 】
[Ying: Yes (alert), Sister Shenzi (sweet), so you have more exciting clothes? 】
[Shenzi: Oh, little one, if you want to see it, come to Inazuma. When you come, I will wear it for you to see~. 】
[Ying:... Just in case, where are you at? 】
[Kamiko: Inazuma’s landmark building, the castle tower of Inazuma Castle on Narukami Island, I’ve been with Kage these days. 】
[Ying: Hey, is that the sister who stabbed me from behind in the video before? 】
[Shenzi: Congratulations, you have learned to answer quickly. 】
[Shadow: Don’t worry, if you don’t violate Rice Wife’s rules, neither I nor the general will chop you down. 】
[General Thunder and Lightning: At most, I have considered building you into a statue. 】
【fluorescent:······】
Next, Arataki jumped up again and put his head with one hand, as if he was a gentleman.
The other hand took away the milk tea cup of Ayato Ayato, the current head of the society, from the food stall run by Goro, the general of Kaiji Island.
[Kujo Sora: What kind of combination is this... Let’s not talk about how the general of Kaijijima came to Inazuma Castle to sell snacks. The head of the house in the community wouldn’t eat such common people, right? 】
[Kamizato Ayato: Well, milk tea is still very good. Inazuma is very popular recently. 】
[Kujo Sora: Ha, I don’t have that kind of thing——]
[Movie: Milk tea? Looks good. 】
[Kujo Sora: I haven’t heard of it being sold anywhere. Is it available in Inazuma City? 】
[Goro: That's me? Could it be that I will use this method to sneak into Inazuma Castle and wait for an opportunity to save Coral Palace-sama? 】
[Shenzi: Oh, then I welcome you~. 】
[Goro: I, I’d better think about it more. 】
[Xinhai: Wulang, I understand you. 】
Coral Palace Xinhai, who had changed no less than fifty outfits in the past two days, had a heavy look on her face and made people feel thirsty and blushing.
Damn, why didn’t you know that your pen pal was such a dirty thing before?
Sitting behind the top two rice wives, Shenzi and Ying, Xinhai looked a little distracted.
Although the crisis on Kaiji Island has disappeared now, isn't the price paid a bit too heavy? I, the living goddess and miko, have almost turned into this fox's exclusive dressing doll?
Traveler, for the sake of us being partners from now on, please come to Inazuma to cure this lawless fox. No matter how clever I am, I can't resist absolute power.
In the picture, Arataki Ito, who had successfully stolen a cup of milk tea, danced in small steps and quickly disappeared from the sight of Goro and Ayato, who looked confused.
Next, the places where Arataki Itto dances include, but are not limited to, Tenryo Hogyo, Tenshu Tower and other important places of Inazuma. The real-life Inazuma audience is amazed.
By the way, if there is really someone who can dance freely in these two places, then there seems to be nothing wrong with calling him the uncrowned king. This person is definitely beyond the control of law, and even the general will not be so rampant.
Next, probably no longer satisfied with being wild in Dao Wife, Yidou ran to Liyue and took a big elbow from Xiang Ling, the chef of Wanmin Hall, and was greeted warmly by Xiang Ling.
[Ying: I didn’t pay much attention to it before, but from the perspective of the current video, the clothes Xiangling wore were also very astringent, with so much exposed. 】
[Xiang Ling: Huh? Huh? Yes, are you talking about me? 】
[Ying: Alas, I wear so little, but I can’t feel sexy. Wang Xiaomei on the other side obviously doesn’t show much, but she is very sexy. 】
[Gan Yu: Who does Wang Xiaomei refer to? 】
[Ying: That’s the beautiful blue-haired girl in front with the horns and attacking with a bow and arrow. 】
[Gan Yu: Huh? Huh? Yes, are you talking about me? 】
[Gan Yu: Traveler, my name is not Wang Xiaomei, and those are not ram’s horns (crying). 】
[Ying: Got it, Wang Xiaomei, got it, Wang Xiaomei. 】
[Keqing: Secretary Gan Yu’s strange names have been added. 】
[Xianyun: Wang Xiaomei... Well, I always feel that this name seems to suit my disciple very well. How about I just use it as your nickname from now on. 】
[Gan Yu: No, I don’t want to! ! ! 】
[Xianyun: Forget it, let me tell you a story about Gan Yu when he was a child - ah! ! ! 】
[Gan Yu: The real king was assassinated, the whole place was blocked (expressionless)! 】
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