How Could This Cat Tease Me?

Recently, "Cat Seagrass Dance" is very popular on the Internet. Xia Rong accidentally poked once and was quickly brainwashed. Holding a mobile phone all day, he watched all kinds of cats dancing seagrass dance When I sleep, my brain is cycling "like a seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed ~ waving with the wave ~ ~" ...

Because cats are often basked in the past, pompoms often urged “when do fluffy take a break and jump once” under the comments on Weibo. ... Xia Rong showed his cell phone to his home and said, "Did you see it?"

Su Chi: "..."

After Xia Rong's intimidation (?), He transformed into a British short silver gradual cat version of Su Chi, who was half-ly lying and sitting half-hearted in Xia Rong's arms. The camera in front of him was just waiting for the recording. Seagrass Dance. "

The prelude sounded, Xia Rong pinched the British short round meat pad, action!

Xia Rong sang well and danced a lot. He saw the specific movements of "Seagrass Dance" once, and he knew every rhythm. He grabbed the two meat claws of the cat version of Suchi, passionately swinging up and down, shaking slowly in parallel, and waving his head ... He believes that this hand must be the best cat in the whole seaweed dance!

After recording, you just need to wait for uploading and reviewing, and then enjoy the praises of netizens on his cat!

Xia Rong's "Broken Seagrass Dance" took Weibo in seconds, and as a result he received more than 100,000 comments.

It's just a little different from what he expected--

【Wow! !! !! It's awesome! We fluff! !! !! 】

[A broken face is irrelevant, and Fluffy jumps more seriously 23333]

[This is the one I've seen. The seagrass dance is the most devoted ... **** officer = _ =]

...

Xia Rong :? ? ?

Xia Rong was a little discouraged because he didn't know how to appreciate the humans in his cat. However, this trend of "bringing seagrass dance with his pets" was still brought up by him in the star microblog circle: cats and dogs have sunbaked cats and dogs, and those who raised Dutch pigs and chinchillas can also play with them. A superstar who is extremely cold and does not like to post Weibo, he has also followed the trend-he has snakes and lizards!

Watching the cold-blooded animals dancing slowly in the camera, fans must not only eat food with excitement, but also be frightened by the movie king's pets.

Cheng Yu, who used to seldom bask in the cat, also played with his own puppet cat. The purebred puppet in the video, with blue eyes and white hair, looked elegant and noble in the arms of the host, making the fans wonder. . At the same time, some fans accidentally put their attention away: "Well, how do Yu Yu put two pillows on his bed?" "Huh? Who put the yogurt on Yu Yu's hand in the middle of the video? The hands are pretty good [Shy ] "...

This trend, of course, also caught Su Chi Weibo, who also drank the cat several times.

When Su Chi took his mobile phone and commented on Weibo to Xia Rong, Xia Rong gave a little psychological shadow to this crowd of unpredictable onlookers: "Go and catch the glass, anyway, we two It looks exactly the same. "

Su Chi: "... why didn't you find a sweet jump?"

Xia Rong commented on his Weibo for a while, pointing to one of the layers, not really embarrassedly saying, "What if I was also asked about this? Sorry ..."

Su Chi stared at the comment: [Rong Rong, the broken egg is so big [covering face] Have you not taken it to sterilization? It's all over three years old. Wouldn't it be bad during estrus? [Covering face]]

Su Chi: "..."

Su Chi's forehead blue muscles jumped slightly and said, "I'll mosaic you later?"

"Really?" Xia Rong opened his eyes and said, "Will that look more insignificant?"

"... why do you look happy?"

Of course, Xia Rong wasn't happy to have a mosaic of his own physical fitness, but he suddenly thought that since he had been praised as the best **** shoveling dancer in seagrass dance, he wouldn't play on the cat for a while and shock him. Aren't we stupid human beings?

At the start of the filming, Su Chi even reduced to a background board, only supporting the little orange cat on his knee, letting him voluntarily wave the meat pad, jumping softly and fluffily.

As for the annoying problem, just move the camera up and simply shoot the upper body of the little orange cat. ——Just relying on the dancing gesture of the upper body, it is enough to shock the world.

Su Chi's seagrass dance video quickly became popular on Weibo and reposted hundreds of thousands of times. Other social media also reprinted it. Not only fans and eating melon, but even pure passersby who never cared about the entertainment industry would repost and sigh. "It's so spiritual, isn't there really an air man holding it?" "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it's not allowed to become refined!"

The net red cat, the protagonist of the video, just came out of the bathroom, and a kitten flew to the front of the hair dryer that had been prepared for him, shaking with the warm wind.

Aiming at Su Chi, he covered the quilt almost. The little orange cat patted the hair dryer with one claw. He leapt forward, lightly and flexibly "slipped" into the quilt, and then took the initiative to become a naked handsome young man. The wet black hair lay on Su Chi's shoulders, and contentedly admired the praise given to them.

Su Chi touched his hair and said, "Go to bed without drying, you are not afraid of a cold."

Xia Rong laughed and said, "It takes too much time to completely dry it, or it turns into a human figure and rolls fast."

"I'm almost there." Su Chi put her phone down, turned her head and said, "You sit up, I'll blow your hair again."

Xia Rong said "Oh" and sat up close to the quilt. The black hair dangled softly on the back of the neck, and the water droplets flowed along the skin along the beautiful back.

After the warm wind blew across the ears, her hair was gently waited by her long fingers. Xia Rong relaxed and hummed the melody he loved recently: "Seagrass, seagrass and seaweed ~ Floating with the wave ~~ Seagrass and seagrass ~~~"

The fingers inserted in the hair slowly moved down to reach the delicate waistband between the back and hips, and rubbed lightly.

Xia Rong's voice tightened: "... What are you doing?"

Su Chi said, "Isn't that what you asked for?"

Xia Rong: "Huh?"

"Seagrass seagrass ..." Suchi wickedly changed the two three-tones into two and four-tones. "I can't see, you haven't been satisfied recently."

Xia Rong: "... don't misunderstand me!"

"The cat's estrus period is long and long." The hair dryer has been shut down and thrown aside. Su Chi's breath was close to his ears, and his voice was hoarse. "Who wants you not to sterilize, you must do everything to the owner. Responsibility. "

"It's impossible to sterilize ..." Xia Rong muttered softly, but the body leaned back unconsciously, "... it's a grind kitten."

——After all, there are only two of them in the world. They are both humans and cats. It is the responsibility of both of them to solve the long and long estrus of each other.

The author has something to say: If you have not seen the seagrass dance video, you can go to my Weibo to watch ~

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