How Could This Cat Tease Me?

An orange cat is thinking in the moonlight.

A light orange and milky orange cat, with its legs spread out, sits on a soft hotel bed, bathes in the moonlight, and thinks quietly.

A fluffy light orange and milky orange cat ...

Xia Rong said: No need to think about it anymore, his mother is definitely not a dream!

He raised his paw, and a meat pad shouted on the sleeping cat's face: "Don't sleep, Su Chi! Why are you sleeping in my bed!"

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After being awake, Yin Yingxing had a good attitude and explained honestly: "Because you forgot to close the door."

Xia Rong: "..."

Yesterday the program team arranged that they lived in a large suite, exactly six rooms, each of them lived in one, said to be to enhance the feelings between members, plus to facilitate the next day's game activities. Xia Rong had already closed the door once when he came in, and when he went into a separate room, he felt just like entering his own bedroom. Under extreme exhaustion, it is very likely that he would forget to lock the door.

Well, if that's the reason, it really makes sense ...

A ghost!

I didn't lock the door. Is that why you slept quietly next to me in the middle of the night? Thought I hadn't learned the relationship between phenomenon and essence, when I was stupid?

Su Chi also apparently found that this reason was not enough to fool Xia Rong, and changed the wrong one: "Because I sensed in advance that I might become a cat. I had thought about knocking at the door to discuss it with you, but I found that you didn't lock the door and fell asleep I'm still familiar. I can't bear to wake you up, and I'm so sleepy, I accidentally fall asleep afterwards. "

Although Xia Rong didn't know how he could be "accidentally" sleeping beside him silently, but he didn't feel the need to investigate so many details, maybe he was sleeping too much? Now his main question is not this: "Don't you say you basically control and switch back and forth between cats and humans?"

"Yes," Suchi calmed down. "That's because I also sensed that you are about to be transformed."

Xia Rong glanced down at his furry cat body, but he was speechless: "..."

"Why can't I feel it myself, but you can feel it?" Xia Rong was puzzled. "I never felt it before, when will you be transformed."

"Maybe it's because you're getting late, and you're not proficient enough," Su Chi said. "How long is it before dawn? Let's hurry up, otherwise the show crew may not produce any other moths. , I think it ’s definitely useful for us to live in this big suite. "

When Xia Rong heard it, he felt very reasonable, and suddenly became nervous. With memory, he went to the bedside and pulled over the mobile phone that he had thrown away aside last night, while Su Chi tutored him and taught him how to separate the meat claws to slide the screen lock accurately and check the time.

The phone screen shows that it is now 4:30 in the morning, and about seven hours after Xia Rong fell asleep, the sky outside has begun to look slightly bright.

The last time Director Xu brought a video camera to "sneak attack", it was only 5:30 in the morning, and this time it was the second day of recording. Everyone was sleeping in the large suite. They may not be notified in advance.

Thinking about it this way, Xia Rong felt that time was even more urgent. Su Chi's big and round cat eyes flashed bright and sharp light in the dark: "It's not too late, let's start now."

The little orange cat sitting opposite him nodded solemnly.

...

...

In the dim room, a silver gradual British short and a Chinese garden little orange cat, head to head, seem to be lying intimately together.

The scene of the two cats combing their hairs is being staged.

Because of the various omissions of the two lazy cats, the conversation seems a little fascinating at first glance--

"(Adding fur to cats) I really did this for the first time ..."

"(Tian Mao Tiande) My tongue is sour, I can't do it (I'm really tired, I don't want to do it) ..."

"You lie down again, (it's time to back) I can't reach ..."

"Don't be too old, too. (You're kicking me). It hurts me (head) ..."

"Meow ..."

"Meow!"

...

Xia Rong: So obviously the two-footed beasts both sound "meow meow" and "meow meow". What can be fascinating!

Are they as pure and honest as Tianshan Snow?

No, we are just two kittens!

Before the day went on, the two little cats who were busy combing their hair were really trying hard.

The orange cat version of Xia Rong couldn't help but be very grateful: in the room where they slept, the show crew still gave the artists some privacy, without a monitor or a monitor. Otherwise, if the two of them have just changed back and they have no time to cover up, once they are found by accident, then jump into the Yellow River Unclear Version 4.0, I am afraid it will be staged again ...

No, what time should it be now? Forget it, he's too lazy to count.

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At 5:20 in the morning, the show crew really came up with a "surprise surprise".

Xia Rong was sitting on the bed wearing a big white vest and dead-eyes, watching the director bring a camera and a group of people, happily pushed a "big turntable" in, and announced that he would start "calling early games" from him.

He can only be thankful in his heart. Fortunately, he and a cat, after licking their hair for more than half an hour, have successfully transformed into humanoid shapes five minutes ago.

The few seconds that just changed back into human form, with their naked bodies facing each other, and their bodies were still close to each other, were really embarrassing. Fortunately, I do n’t know why, this time Su Chi ’s response became particularly fast. He jumped out of bed at the speed of light, pulled his clothes for a few seconds to change, and walked away from Xia Rong, leaving a calm sentence "I first Leaving, WeChat contact if there is something, "pulled the door out.

Xia Rong sat on the bed slickly, because he had just transformed from a cat to a human body, and there was still a little bit of ambition. I don't know why Su Chi had to go so fast.

He yawned, picked up the clothes scattered on the bed, put on his vest and pants, and just yawned tirelessly, he watched his room door creak open, followed closely The show crew rushed in.

Xia Rong looked down at a cat's hair that had not been cleaned under him: "..."

Su Chi Zhenna is also a god!

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Naturally, Su Chi didn't know that his "god stick" image in Xia Rong's heart is infinitely elevated and sublimated. If he knew, he would definitely say something like: I am not, I haven't, this is not the case at all!

After he returned to the room, he took a cool shower and changed his clothes last night to a new one. It wasn't long before he got dressed in the bathroom that he heard a "drop" from the card at the door of his room, and it seemed as if many people had come in.

When he walked out of the bathroom, he was led by Xia Rong, followed by a large group of directors and cameras. Xia Rong saw Su Chi's hair come out wet, and embarrassedly scratched her hair, pretending to be a "sneak attack failure": "You got up so early? You have started to take a shower."

Su Chi also made an unexpected expression: "What are you doing?"

"Call early." Xia Rong pointed to the large turntable brought by the staff behind him. "The above are all kinds of punishment measures. When you turn by yourself, when you stop, where is the arrow on the top? Call the next person as described above. "

"Huh? What did you switch to?"

Xia Rong laughed and said, "What is it?"

"what?!"

"Just wherever you are, I will wake you up, ha ha ha." Xia Rong was obviously very glad, "Fortunately, you are all up now, so shouldn't you?"

In the latter sentence, he asked the director of the scene. He wore a round neck t-shirt today, and when he turned his face slightly, he exposed the soft white neck of the black hair.

The director nodded and agreed: Since Su Chi had taken a bath and changed clothes, it was not true to perform again. It was just that Xia Rong would need to turn the turntable again and ask others to make up the scene.

Everyone at the scene knew that such a large-scale thing like "kissing" would easily cause fans to rebound, such as Xia Rong Suchi. The process is naturally okay. If the performance is too heavy, it will cause a large-scale protest from fans on both sides. If the show is not broadcast for one episode, the direction of the wind is unknown, and we dare not take the risk for the time being.

Xia Rong promised very easily: "No problem, I'll smoke it again later, but don't do it anymore."

The director laughed: "No, no, it's so easy to win."

"It's also hahaha." Xia Rongle Zizi, "Also, he has risen after winning Suchi, and escaped."

Su Chi: "..." I should be under the bed, not here ...!

Although the heart is bleeding, the game still has to do. Su Chi turned the turntable. The early service he called was "scratching his face with feathers and waking up." Xia Rong looked kind of envious: "You seem to be fun!" As a result, he turned for the second time and turned out "I hit my face with a water pistol and woke up until I woke up", which made him feel bad: "Hahahaha I don't know who is so unlucky ..."

He also hummed in a wild voice: "birds that get up early have bugs, and bugs that get up late are gnawed by water ..."

Su Chi and the on-site director glanced at each other, their eyes were full of sympathy for some unlucky future.

The order of calling early is arranged by room number, Xia Rong 01, Su Chi 02, Gao Junming 03, Zhang Xin 04, Ye Mang 05, and Kang Yifan 06. Because Su Chi turned the turntable first, he was going to call Gao Junming in room 03, and Zhang Xin, who was postponed in room 04, became the unlucky bug who was about to be swollen by water.

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When Zhang Xin was sleeping in a fragrant state, but was awoken by the water on his face, he was almost angered: "I c ... who ...!"

He couldn't keep his eyes open under the water, and he could only blur the sight of the shaking figure in front of him, as well as the dark lens, which reflected that the shooting should have begun. In addition, he found that the water on his face was not very cold, it should have been warm water, and the person still had a conscience. Then he reluctantly suppressed the anger, sat down wet, and wiped his face and said: "... ... what is this? "

Xia Rong was beside the bed, while passing the towel he had prepared earlier and letting him wipe his face, he laughed out of breath: "The show crew let me, I can't help it."

Zhang Xin stretched her face with a paralyzed face, her eyes nourished, "Even without a sleep, this show is simply a pit! The pit in the pit, the king of pits!"

"You see less variety shows." Xia Rong thinks the fact is still to be said, "From South Korea to Japan, and then to our country, this routine is too common. I have seen countless times."

Zhang Xin was dissatisfied, and showed him the iPad on her bedside: "I haven't seen a lot of variety shows? Watch the video in my iPad and say it again."

"OK!" Xia Rong looked at his ipad and said, "You see less variety shows. From South Korea to Japan, to our country, this routine is too common. I have seen countless times. ... "

Zhang Xin: "..."

Xia Rong: "Shall I say it again?"

Zhang Xin: "..."