How Far Can I Go With One Liter Of Gas, I Refuse To Carry When I Get Angry

After a brief explanation, Lin Yang calmed down the elephant.

The body like a hill slowly relaxed.

Everyone present was stunned.

The breeder didn't expect that the troubles that had troubled him for so many days would be solved so easily.

After solving the problem, Lin Yang took a few girls for a stroll in the park.

After walking around until it was dark, the few people left the zoo with tired faces.

Considering that there are no projects at night.

Prepare to send them back to school after dinner.

After several people's discussions, I finally chose a noodle restaurant to simply eat bowl noodles~.

The noodle shop is not bad from the decoration point of view.

The LOGO sign at the door says beef ramen.

It's just strange that, even though it was the peak dinner time, there was no one in the store.

After several people sat down, they all ordered beef ramen.

After all, it shouldn't be bad to be able to be used as a signboard by the boss.

However, after a while, when four bowls of noodles were served.

All dumbfounded!

Lin Yang was even more uncertain and kept tinkering with the chopsticks inside.

As a result, I couldn't find a piece of beef.

Looking at the bowls of the three girls, there was not even a single piece of beef.

This made him laugh!

Immediately shouted inside: "Boss! Boss!"

"I'm here, I'm shouting!"

Soon, a fat boss with a wild boar Peggy tattoo on his chest came out.

Lin Yang asked suspiciously: "Boss, did you forget to put beef in our noodles?"

Unexpectedly, the boss replied confidently: "No, our noodles just don't have meat!"

As soon as the words came out.

Lin Yang and the three girls were shocked!

Liu Xin said bluntly: "This is the first time I heard that beef noodles have no meat. Are you cheating?"

"That's right, how can you do business like this. Why do you sell 20 bowls without beef?"

The boss looked at the two girls without any guilt.

Instead, he replied confidently: "First of all, did I say that there must be beef in it?"

"My surname is Niu, and my single name has the word "meat". People also call it Zhang San Ramen and Li Si Ramen, so I can't call it Beef Ramen?"

"In addition, you also said 20 yuan just now, and the price is clearly marked. How can I cheat?"

Now, several people were completely dumbfounded.

It's been a long time.

This is the first time I met such a boss.

If you want to say that there is no beef, it is acceptable to sell it cheaper.

But the so-called beef noodles cost 20 yuan a bowl, and there are only noodles.

Isn't this clearly deceiving people!

Lin Yang said lightly: "Boss, if you do business like this, then I won't be willing to cooperate with you."

The boss curled his lips and looked disdainful: "What's the matter? You want to sue me? I never said that the noodles are made of beef, so I'll ask you, is there a wife in the wife cake? Is there a husband and wife in the husband and wife lung slices?" ?Twice-cooked pork, I will send you a pot?"

When the three girls heard this, they were all very angry.

It's fine to cheat people, but he's still so confident.

No one can accept it.

However, to their surprise, Lin Yang simply smiled.

"It's okay, you're busy!"

"Cut! This is more or less the same!" The boss returned to the kitchen triumphantly.

Girls can't understand Lin Yang's attitude.

Even the netizens in the live broadcast room exclaimed whether Lin Yang had changed his gender.

【Qi】+1+1+1+1.

【This...is this Lin Yang? Good guy, from what I know of him, he always takes revenge on the spot, what's going on today, could it be that he's scared?】

【Impossible, he is not even afraid of lions and tigers, but a little bastard? Anyway, I don’t believe it, unless the sun comes out from the west!】

【Look at it, every time he shows this kind of smile, I feel like he has come up with some terrible idea, and I can feel that this boss is about to suffer. 】

【What's the idea? If he beats up the boss directly, and then calls the police, I'm afraid of the eggs, "Why hasn't he been closed for cheating customers like this?】

Just when everyone was wondering.

Lin Yang did something they couldn't understand.

"Hu Anhe, lend me your mobile phone."

"Ooh~~"

Lin Yang got his phone and opened the ordering software, and immediately searched for this beef ramen.

Under the surprised eyes of several girls, I ordered another one!

This stunned them.

"Lin Yang, this is..."

"Crazy you!!"

The boss who was working suddenly heard a beep.

"You have a new takeaway order, please process it as soon as possible.

The boss happily ran to the bottom.

I dreamed of catching someone who was taken advantage of again.

However, when he was done, the delivery guy came to pick up the meal.

Lin Yang greeted directly: "Hi~~here!"

Now not only the girls, but also the delivery staff and the boss are all dumbfounded!

The delivery man looked at the address and mobile phone uncertainly.

Are you Ms. Hu?

Lin Yang pointed to Hu Anhe: "She is!"

Then I reported my mobile phone number.

Only then was it confirmed that it was really the takeaway ordered by Lin Yang.

The delivery boy was both surprised and happy: "This is the fastest order I have ever delivered! Thank you Ang~~"

Lin Yang took the takeaway and left the noodle shop directly.

The boss looked at the four bowls of noodles that were barely moving on the table, and then at Lin Yang who was holding the takeaway.

Confused!!

You have to say it tastes good.

The ones on the table were barely eaten.

But if you say it's not delicious, why does he still order a takeaway?

In fact, not only him, but also the netizens who were watching the live broadcast couldn't understand it.

A few girls on the road asked curiously.

"Lin Yang, why are you doing this?"

"Yeah, I don't understand what you're thinking at all.

Lin Yang smiled lightly: "You will know in a while!"

suddenly!

He saw a stewed vegetable shop across the road.

Immediately, he took the three girls and walked towards the stewed vegetable shop.

"Boss, give me beef for 50 yuan!"

"Good!!"

There was the sound of a knife cutting beef.

Lin Yang took the stewed vegetables and noodles and found a brightly lit place to spread all the beef on it.

A bowl full of beef in front of my eyes.

The pile is like a straw pile, and it will fall if you are not careful.

People look at it and increase appetite.

Liu Xin said in disbelief: "Isn't it, you just want to eat a ramen with a lot of beef?"

But then Lin Yang didn't eat it.

Instead, he took Hu Anhe's cell phone over again.

Tap the ramen.

Then, under everyone's stunned eyes, click on the evaluation of the takeaway order just now.

Upload the photo of the beef noodle you just took.

Write another review.

[Very satisfied! I have never seen such a polite merchant! He has a good attitude and is very generous! I asked him to put more beef, and he added at least half a catty of beef to me, and he also gave me a lot of offal! Too super It’s worth it! The lunch box can’t hold it, and the beef overflows when you open it! Believe me! You are right to choose this one! Five-star praise!]

After writing it, I gave it five stars.

Finally click Publish.

This wave of coquettish manipulation directly stunned the three girls.

what is this?

He cheated on you, not only did you not bother him, but you also gave him good reviews?

Finally Chen Ling couldn't bear it anymore, and asked curiously: "Why are you doing this, aren't you helping him?"

"That's right! I didn't understand either, I thought what were you going to do just now!"

He looked at the puzzled faces of the girls.

Lin Yang couldn't help laughing.

"You don't understand this!"

"Let me ask you first, if you are a customer and want to order takeaway, what is your first reaction after seeing this comment.

Hu Anhe pondered for two seconds and replied: "Of course, the portion is very generous and affordable. You must order one and try it!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Then here comes the question, do you think the boss will give so much beef?"

"No!" Hu Anhe replied blankly before he could react.

"Then think about it again, if you were a customer and the takeaway you received didn't contain a piece of beef, what would you think?"

"I would feel cheated!"

"Then what... what will you do?"

Hu Anhe suddenly realized: "I will give a bad review and complain to him!"

The two girls next to me understood it all at once.

"I'll go! If a customer ordered his takeaway and came back and saw that there was no beef in it, I would be so mad!"

"It's more than mad, it's clearly a fraud!"

Until now, the netizens in the live broadcast room also understood.

【Weather】+1+1+1+1....

[Fuck, this is too bad, and then other people ordered takeaway after reading the reviews and found that there is not so much beef, so they will definitely give the merchant a bad review. This wave of reverse thinking

admire!】

[This is too ruthless, I will do the same next time. The boss never dreamed that one day he would be sanctioned like this. One good review, in exchange for countless bad reviews. 】

[Masters, follow the path of the merchants, so that the merchants will be full of negative reviews in the future. When the customer complains on the platform, the merchant is very likely to be seized, and you won’t get a dime. This is even more ruthless than his store, and you don’t have to bear responsibility, and the cost is low, damn it!]

[In order to vent my anger on Lin Yang, I have switched the IP to Xihai City, and I will make an order first. If such a store does not close within three days, everyone in the live broadcast room will be responsible

Netizens seem to have found a fun thing.

One by one, they opened the delivery software and switched to Xihai City.

Fill in any address.

Their purpose is not to eat.

Just to go back and write a bad review on it.

at the same time.

The stereo of the beef ramen shop kept playing reminders.

【You have a new takeaway order, please process it as soon as possible!】

【You have a new takeaway order, please process it as soon as possible!】

The boss was going crazy with joy when he heard this wonderful voice.

I mentally calculated that a bowl of noodles would earn a few dollars.

This will be dozens of bowls.

It's not easy to break a thousand a day today!

The business in the store has been getting worse and worse recently, and he wants to change places to cheat people.

Who would have thought that the order would suddenly explode today!

However, he didn't know how happy he was now.

How bleak it will be in a moment!

...ask for flowers...

Lin Yang took a few girls to find a Mala Tang shop nearby.

It happened to be 50 yuan of beef, and it was an extra meal for a few people.

But while he was eating, his cell phone rang suddenly.

After the call was connected, it turned out to be Director Yang calling.

"Hey Lin Yang! If you are free, please do something!"

"No time, let's eat!"

Director Yang was drinking water and almost choked to death.

"Ahem~~ Tonight, the police

The Bureau and Lianhua Shopping Center held a terrorist exercise. After thinking about it, I still think that the kidnappers should find someone outside the system to perform.

"It just so happens that you are strong in force and smart. You can prevent many emergencies, and you can also put a lot of pressure on the police. The effect of the exercise must be better!"

Originally Lin Yang was not interested.

But I heard that he was actually asked to play the kidnapper!

Immediately my eyes lit up!

Immediately replied without hesitation.

"This is fun! I agree, how do you want me to act?"

Director Yang also looked happy: "You can play freely, as long as it is tonight, before the shopping mall closes, what you want is an emergency, of course, the premise is not to accidentally hurt passers-by."

Lin Yang nodded: "No problem!"

After hanging up the phone.

Several girls looked at Lin Yang with a smile on his face.

Asked curiously: "Is there anything good about being so happy?"

"I'm afraid some girl asked him out to play! Pity my Anhe!"

Lin Yang smiled awkwardly: "It's not what you think, I'm going to play the kidnapper tonight!"

"Playing as a kidnapper?" Several girls exclaimed in unison!

"Where is the cosplay manga exhibition again? Why don't we know!"

"That's right, this kind of program doesn't bring us!"

..0

Lin Yang shook his head: "It's not cosplay, it's just pretending! Do you understand!"

"don't know!"

"Ah... You can understand that I'm really going to rob in a while! Are you going to go with me now?"

The girls' eyes widened suddenly, and their heads shook like rattles.

"Then can we visit?"

Lin Yang shrugged indifferently: "You can watch from outside, don't come in, so as not to get caught!"

"Yeah!! So exciting!"

after eating.

Lin Yang pondered for a while how to play this role well.

According to Director Yang's information, except for the senior leaders of the shopping mall and the senior management of the Public Security Bureau.

None of the others knew.

But just to be on the safe side.

All police guns are empty tonight.

Lest Lin Yang get overwhelmed when his brain gets hot!

That's a big joke.

Just when they passed a fruit stand.

Lin Yang suddenly had a flash of spiritual power, walked to the stall and picked up the avocado on it and asked.

"Boss, how do you sell this thing?"

"25 a catty!"

"OK! Pack 5 for me!"

"Okay, boss, wait a moment!"

After buying 5 avocados, I bought a large bunch of bananas.

He was afraid that a few girls would be bored outside for a while, and there would be some fruit to eat.

Liu Xin joked: "Do you still like to eat avocado?"

Lin Yang smiled and shook his head.

Lift your right hand and hold the top of the avocado, leaving only the oval sphere below.

"How? I hold it like this, what does it look like!"

"Like what?" Several people shook their heads blankly.

Lin Yang smiled: "Look, if I hold it like this, does it look like a grenade?"

Not to mention, if you don't look carefully, it's really like holding a grenade.

Liu Xin exclaimed: "You don't think you're just planning to rob with one!

"yes!"

"Oh, that's right! I'm still short of a silk stocking, whichever one of you brought it, please lend it to me!"

As soon as the words came out.

Liu Xin and Chen Ling immediately looked at Hu Anhe.

Seeing it, she blushed on the spot and muttered in a low voice: "I brought this set..."

"Come on, you, don't you have the mentality to come out by yourself!"

"That's right, maybe people still like yours!"

In the end, Hu Anhe reluctantly took out the set of stockings he was wearing before from his bag.

Look at the familiar stockings.

Lin Yang only felt a heat rising from his stomach, heading straight to the sky.

It seems that I am afraid that I will have to work hard to plow the land again tonight.

But right now, the preparations are complete.

Time to head to Lianhua Mall.

The car drove for about ten minutes.

Lin Yang came to the parking space at the entrance of the supermarket.

Four avocados, two in each pocket.

She holds an avocado in her right hand and a stocking in her left.

Step by step towards the gate of the mall.

The door is made of glass, with entrances on both sides, and a curtain is hung on it to prevent the cold air from flowing out.

at the same time.

A van just happened to stop in front of the supermarket.

Five people suddenly jumped out of the car, each wearing stockings and holding a steel pipe hammer.

Others were carrying several large bags.

Let's go to the supermarket door together!

The moment Lin Yang put on her stockings and walked in the door!

Shout into it with avocado in hand!

"Robbery!"

"Robber!".