How Far Can I Go With One Liter Of Gas, I Refuse To Carry When I Get Angry

Li Mingming looked at Lin Yang in disbelief, his eyes flickering.

As if to see through him.

There was no noise at the scene, only private discussions.

On the one hand, I don't want to disturb Master Li Mingming.

On the other hand, he was still immersed in the shock just now and couldn't recover for a long time.

After a while, Ji Mingtian took the initiative to ask: "Young man... did you really draw this picture?"

After saying this, he himself thought it was nonsense.

So many people confirmed that he painted it.

Still couldn't help but ask.

It's unbelievable.

In his opinion, the level of this painting is not inferior to him at all.

What others see is just bad humor.

But what he saw in his eyes was a master-level painting technique.

Every stroke is so just right.

The combination seems a bit out of tune.

But it's just so charming.

The essence of Chinese painting is fully displayed in front of the eyes.

The most common way to draw the artistic conception you want to express.

Isn't this a miracle?

Lin Yang smiled lightly: "I drew it!"

"It's terrible, it's terrible!!" Li Mingming looked at Lin Yang and couldn't help sighing.

"May I ask, which master did you learn from?"

This question really stumped Lin Yang.

I study under the system, the question is can I tell you.

I could only reply in embarrassment: "My master won't let me say his name!"

Li Mingming immediately understood: "Oh~~I understand! I understand! Compared with your master, I am just a student, and the real master has never been ostentatious."

"A student in his 20s, whose painting level is not inferior to mine, you can imagine how high your master's level is!"

"It's a pity, it's a pity!! Although I can't see the real grandmaster, I can see a grandmaster at my age. This trip to Xihai City is really not in vain."

"I really like your picture, I really like it. I don't know if I can give it up. I will pay this amount."

After speaking, stretch out five fingers.

Lin Yang was stunned.

500? Or 5000?

Can this thing be sold for money?

Although he knows that he draws well.

But he did go with a spoof mentality.

Don't talk about being trampled by others, and now you have to spend money to buy it.

This made him somewhat embarrassed.

"Um...forget it, let me send it to you!"

"Get 15?" Li Ming was also stunned, and quickly waved his hands: "No, no, no! How can this be possible? I can get such a masterpiece for free, and I can't sleep well."

"I'll give you 5 million, not a cent less!"

As soon as these words came out, Lin Yang's eyeballs almost popped out.

What the hell!

5000000?

I heard that right!

A pair of shrimp crap can be sold for 5 million!!!

He only knew that paintings by dead masters were valuable.

It is rare to hear that a living one can be sold for so much money.

5 million, for the entire China.

Definitely a very, very high price among living masters.

It took only 2 or 3 minutes to draw in total.

The cost is still sent by the exhibition hall.

Is it equivalent to picking up 5 million for nothing?

If you knew before that he stretched out 5 fingers, it was 5 million.

Even if you kill him, you won't refuse!

Looking at Li Mingming with a serious face, Lin Yang coughed dryly.

"Ahem~~Master Li is too polite. If this is the case, you can take it away. It doesn't matter if you have money or not. I will send you my address, phone number and bank card number later. If you can't contact me, I will You can also get it yourself.

After everyone present heard the following sentence.

One by one was dumbfounded.

Good guy, say no.

In fact, I want more than anyone else.

Li Mingming didn't seem to understand, and put away his mental calculations.

From his point of view, buying this painting for 5 million is like making a fortune!

Of course, Lin Yang also felt that he had made a lot of money.

After all, at the beginning of this painting, I thought he was nonsense.

Not to mention selling 5 million, selling 5 fast, it is estimated that no one will buy it.

This is actually the tragedy of art.

Whether it is worth money or not does not depend on whether your paintings are good or not.

It's about whether you're famous or not.

But a painter wants to be famous.

It is far from being as simple as drawing well.

He needs a lot of money to pack, because of improving social status.

In conclusion...young people should never learn to draw!!

Otherwise, it will take more than ten years, and finally I will go home and screw it.

【Qi】+1+1+1+1.

【Brothers, how the hell did I break my defense again, a painting sold for 5 million? Am I still dreaming after getting mad?】

[Yes, you are still dreaming, go to sleep, maybe you have 5 million when you wake up. 】

【To tell you the truth, I really don't see what's good about it. In my eyes, it's a crap. It's a crap when the king of heaven comes. 】

【Brothers, I seem to see a business opportunity. Since there is such a market for shrimp and crap, is it interesting for Han Xin to ride Diao Chan under the moon, Guiguzi to go down the mountain to catch loaches, and Guan Gong to run a marathon for thousands of miles?】

I thought this was the end of the matter.

Lin Yang suddenly walked to the table and picked up the basketball.

Pass it to Fangpi!

"Ahem, accept your punishment!"

Fang Pi's face turned into a bitter gourd, and he wanted to hide.

He knew that he couldn't lose any more when he lost with painting.

5 million paintings!

He couldn't draw it in his life.

How to compare?

Li Ming was a little puzzled when he saw this scene.

Curiously asked: "Pi, what's the matter?"

Fang Pi explained with a bitter face: "Uh...I...I..."

Seeing him hesitating, someone next to him couldn't stand it anymore.

Stand up and help him directly and say: "He made a bet with Lin Yang, if he loses, he will learn three cock crows!"

Hearing this, Li Ming laughed directly.

"You can't control yourself!! Master Lin is as good as you dare to touch porcelain? It's just that I can't draw paintings of this level, you, you, you...what do you want me to say about you!"

"What I said, I fulfill my promise!"

Fang Pi's neck receded from being scolded.

Bite the bullet and walked out to learn how to crow.

Who would have thought Lin Yang handed over the basketball: "If you don't mind, let's yell while clapping the ball!!"

Fang Pi just wanted to refuse.

After glancing at Li Mingming's face, he had no choice but to take the basketball.

Shooting and shouting at the same time!

Ends after three hits in a row.

Today, his old face can be regarded as lost to grandma's house.

I have never suffered such a great humiliation in my life.

But what can he do?

With Lin Yang's level, if he really offended him to death.

Then he should stop messing around in the painting world.

This loss, he could only smash his teeth and swallow it himself.

However, Li Mingming tilted his head and said thoughtfully: "Basketball and chicken??"

"I understand!! Master Lin, this is another idea for painting, just tell me the same theme as the shrimp in my hand!!"

"Fang Pi, hurry up and say thank you to Master Lin for your guidance!"

"Ah?" Fang Pi's face was full of shock, and his brain was buzzing.

"Huh? Don't tell me you haven't understood it yet?"

"No, no, I understand, I understand." Then he bowed to Lin Yang: "Master Lin, thank you for your guidance!"

Lin Yang was dumbfounded.

What the hell is this called!!

Don't always over-interpret, okay?

When the hell did I guide him.

The audience next to him suddenly realized.

"My God, as expected of Master Lin, he knew from the very beginning that he would definitely win, so he prepared a basketball in advance to guide him!"

"I just said, how could it be possible that Master Lin can't even draw a basketball well at such a high level?

"High! Really high! A master is a master. If I can reach this height in my life, I will die without regret!"

Lin Yang couldn't bear the face of being crushed by everyone.

No matter how thick-skinned a person is, he will be embarrassed to be praised like this!

But what can he say, what can he say?

Explain it, I guess no one will believe it.

So in today's art exhibition, without knowing it, everyone's focus has returned to Lin Yang.

This is at the beginning.

who would have thought

One is Li Mingming and the other is Lin Yang.

The two are not at the same level in the painting world.

However, it was just a few tens of minutes.

A sea change has taken place.

It can only be said that they are fortunate to have participated in this art exhibition today.

Not only did I see a series of magical manipulations such as Lin Yang's three-year-old painting elder, using mother to paint children, etc.

I also met a master painter in his 20s.

There is no doubt that when they walked out of here.

Lin Yang's name will shock the whole painting world!

【Qi】+1+1+1+1....

【I'm either shocked by Lin Yang every day, or watching him act aggressively. I'm already numb. Friends, remember, don't compare Lin Yang in the future, we don't deserve it!】

[In the past, my girlfriend would say when she saw Lin Yang’s video, look at Lin Yang, he is handsome and capable, but now she doesn’t say it anymore, because she also has a clear mind, I see Lin Yang’s ability, I can't even look down on her!]

【 Lin Yang doesn't seem to have a date yet, right? I have two daughters, both of whom are good looking. He can pick whatever he wants. I'll pay for the house and the car. I'll give him 2 million as a bride price. Can someone introduce her to you? 】

[Fuck! Is there such a good thing? The daughter of the upside-down post came out? You people are shameless, I just want to ask, is there any reason? I just want to ask, does Lin Yang like men? No If you like it, ask him if he likes transvestites, I can change it!]

After the incident, Lin Yang passively accepted the worship of the masses in the art exhibition.

Li Ming will accompany and chat with him throughout the whole process.

It made him very embarrassed.

Well, let's see the beauties.

As a result, there was an old man next to him.

I can't even pick up girls if I want to.

That's all.

The girls of Ju Anhe who originally followed were also very cautious because of Li Mingming's presence.

Lin Yang is called a hate!

If it weren't for the 5 million you gave me!!

Fortunately, this pain finally ended after more than an hour.

Many girls came to ask Lin Yang to sign their paintings.

In this way, Lin Yang sank in the master of the beauties.

Until more than 6 o'clock in the evening.

The four walked out of the art exhibition together.

After knowing Lin Yang's painting level, the three girls wanted to drag him to dinner together.

Lin Yang has always been hard to refuse a girl's request.

Especially pretty girls.

At the dinner table, Hu Anhe showed a smirk: "Master Lin, I will take you to see beautiful women tonight, will you go?"

"Where to see?"

Liu Xin answered the call immediately: "Go to Dianyin Festival!"

"No!" Lin Yang waved his hand: "I'm going to drive an online car-hailing car at night!"

"No way, you earned 5 million today, and you still want to drive online car-hailing?"

Chen Ling next to her raised her eyebrows: "There are many beauties in the Electronic Music Festival, and Ms. D is our senior sister and the school's belle."

"Hey...it's a pity, I still want to take Master Lin to meet the senior sister."

"I heard that senior sister doesn't have a boyfriend."

A few people were chatting with each other sentence by sentence.

Lin Yang who was eating immediately put down his chopsticks.

His expression became serious and he said: "The situation of starvation and pollution has been turbulent recently. If this situation continues, the consequences will be disastrous."

The girls were dumbfounded.

what the hell

"Then what does it have to do with you?"

Lin Yang replied solemnly: "Of course, in order to relieve my stress and my worries about the situation, I decided to go to the electronic music festival with you to relax

!!"

puff~~

The three girls burst out laughing on the spot!

"If you want to go, just say it, it's so mysterious."

"He's an old scumbag when he speaks, sisters, keep your eyes open, don't fall for his tricks!"

Lin Yang curled his lips: "Ask you guys a question."

"What's the problem?" the three girls asked in unison.

"Should you all go to high school?"

"Go up!"

Lin Yang pretended to think for a while and asked, "Is high school life better or college life better?"

Chen Ling next to him said without thinking, "Of course it's college life!"

"Hmm!" Lin Yang nodded, "Then how many group activities do you have in a semester?"

This time it was replaced by Liu Xin: "Does this count as two times today? There should be one more time in the evening!"

"That's it! I really should come here once at night!" Lin Yang pondered: "Then your school is not bad, how much does the 527 school pay once? On which stairs do you have oral sex?

The three girls didn't understand at all.

I always thought it was literal.

Hu Anhe thought for a while and replied: "The school has more than 8,000 sex at a time, not on the stairs, but at the gate."

Hearing this answer, Lin Yang almost burst out laughing.

Asked in surprise: "8,000 yuan for one sex? That's too expensive!! Isn't it a bit inappropriate to pay at the gate!"

"It's okay, the colleges next door cost about 8,000 for one sex. They are all at the gate.

"Oh!! That's it!" Lin Yang touched his chin: "It's a bit expensive, but it's not bad. The three of you have a total of 24,000 yuan tonight. I'll pay for it! The gate is the gate. I'm not ashamed!"

hear this.

The three girls didn't react for a while.

until a minute later.

There was a burst of coquettishness in the private room.

"Ah!! You pervert!!"

"Necrosis, you are so bad!"

"Oh my god, what the hell were we talking about just now!!"

The faces of the three of them were as red as apples.

He kept hitting Lin Yang with his small fists.

But watch his expression carefully.

A lewd smile!!

【Can you drive on this broken road? I am really convinced by this old six. To be honest, LSP that has not reached a certain level cannot be heard!】

[If it weren't for Lin Yang's last sentence, I always thought they were talking about school, but it turned out to be talking about that, this guy didn't have anything in his mind

?]

[These few words are amazing! High school life is better, college life is better, how many group sex activities do you have in a semester, how much does the school pay once, where does the oral sex take place, what the hell, listen to every word There’s nothing wrong with it, if you don’t listen carefully, you won’t be able to hear it at all!]

[I don't envy him for being awesome, I don't envy him for being rich, and I don't envy him for being accompanied by a girl. I just envy him for speaking like a veteran driver. I really want to learn everything.

ah!】

The farce in the restaurant finally ended with Lin Yang raising his hands in surrender.

It was already dark when we came out.

Follow the navigation address given by the girls.

He is responsible for driving to the electronic music festival site.

But the result...in half an hour!

When Lin Yang came to the electronic music festival, people were stupid!!

Directly in front of him is a huge square.

Enough to accommodate tens of thousands of people.

There is a huge stage at the end of the square.

More than one meter high.

There are dense beam lights and moving head lights on both sides of the stage.

The colorful lights piercing the sky are very shocking and dazzling.

Against the background of the night, the atmosphere is full.

But what made Lin Yang really dumbfounded was not the stage.

Instead, there is an oversized staircase at the back of the stage.

More than 50 meters high.

Behind the stairs, there is a temple!!!

The gate of the temple is closed, and it says Daleiyin Temple in Xihai City!

There is also a pagoda in the distance.

Turn on all the lights above.

Looking from Lin Yang's point of view, the picture is straight to the top of the sky!.