How Far Can I Go With One Liter Of Gas, I Refuse To Carry When I Get Angry

With the permission of the host.

In just a moment, more than a dozen young monks went to the incense hall and came to the gate of the temple with a handful of high incense.

At this time, Lin Yang's "time" was almost finished.

Next, he is going to play another explosive pure suona piece "Monkey Playing"!

The magic level of this piece can be seen immediately after hearing it.

Ordinary people's resistance to it is basically no more than the first three seconds of suona.

As soon as it comes up, there is a taste of Montenegro fried street.

It's like a sound filter wearing a golden armor.

No matter how ordinary the picture is, it becomes radiant.

The audience at the scene exploded directly!

Is this riding a horse an electronic sound?

This is really electronic music!

Blowing out the feeling of a Montenegrin old demon in front of the temple gate.

Are you not afraid of being confiscated as soon as you show up?

Especially the netizens in the live broadcast room who used to think that Lin Yang would only make people cry.

Hearing this magical suona sound was completely unbearable.

【Qi】+1+1+1+1

【I've decided, I'm going to set this song as an alarm clock, turn it off when I wake up, and send me away if I don't wake up!】

【I'm a taxi driver, it's late at night. Listening to this song while driving feels like the car is full. Thank you ang~~]

【In the future, if I put this at my funeral, I can trick my corpse into jumping out of the grave!】

[This paragraph is very suitable for all kinds of Chinese horror scenes, such as ghost soldiers borrowing ways, ghosts walking at night, Pluto getting married, red and white clashing evil spirits, but I feel very explosive RI when I hear it]

[A hundred years later, if a strong enemy invades, please still play this song with a suona on my grave. not coming out!!!】

Everyone at the scene kept swaying to the rhythm of Suona!

Evil!

Cool!

Different feeling!

This kind of electronic sound is something they have never experienced in their entire lives.

Even the monks at the gate were stunned at this moment!

Is this because there are ghosts and ghosts going up the mountain to "one two three" to cause trouble?

Until the suona song ends.

The audience in the audience is increasing.

But they all found a problem.

Shaking your head and shaking your legs is not enough.

I always feel like something is missing.

Like... light sticks or something!

At this time, I don't know which sixth child it is.

Suddenly, I saw the monks at the gate of the mountain hugging Gao Xiang one by one.

Immediately.

Taking advantage of this time node, quickly bypass the stage.

Climb up the stairs as fast as you can to the temple gate.

"Master, do you sell this incense?"

"Ah?!!" The leading young monk froze for a moment.

Immediately, he thought of the host's exhortation before leaving.

Immediately nodded: "Almsgiver, Buddhism does not talk about money, but about fate. As for the money for sesame oil, you can do whatever you want!"

"Oh~~ I see, 100 yuan, is it enough?"

The monk twitched his face: "Benefactor, we are destined!"

"Okay, okay, no nonsense, hey, I want three, BOQ is a blessing for you!"

This wave of operations directly stunned the surrounding monks.

Usually there are few tourists in the temple.

Even if there are pilgrims, they will not pay 100 yuan for a piece of incense.

To put it bluntly, the root sells for 30 yuan.

The profits are staggeringly high!

However, just as they were about to give way.

When I thought that the sixth child was going in to offer incense.

But he clicked on the incense and rushed directly to the square.

Just at this time, Lin Yang is going to play the explosive "Waiting, For, Love".

In the bewildered eyes of the monks.

The sixth child held the incense and shook it like a dance on the head of the whole country, and shouted, oh hoo~~~

This wave of coquettish operation.

Not to mention the monks, the people around are also dumbfounded.

All of a sudden, countless people looked at the monk on the mountain.

"Brothers, let's go! Buy incense... oh bah!! Buy light sticks!!"

clatter~~~

In a swarm, at least hundreds of people rushed to the gate of the temple.

"Master, how do you sell incense?"

"No matter how much it is, give me three.

"I don't have cash, can I scan the QR code?"

"Who the hell told you to buy so many at once!"

Just 2 minutes or so.

The high incense in the hands of more than a dozen monks was swept away.

But the money they received....

So much that they didn't even dare to think about it.

It was okay at the beginning, 100 yuan a piece.

But someone raised the price immediately.

Even sold for 200 yuan a piece.

But this is not the end.

Someone from below keeps coming up to ask if there is any Gaoxiang for sale.

"What are you doing! Go back and get it!"

"That's right, it's not that I don't give money.

"I know, monks don't talk about money, they talk about fate, right? Don't worry, fate is enough."

in a minute.

Several monks hurried back.

"Host!! Host!! Good news, good news!"

The abbot who was knocking on the wooden fish turned his head and asked in doubt: "What good news!"

The young monk gasped and said: "We...the Gao Xiang we took out just now were all taken away by them. And they sold them for a lot of money!"

"Buy?" The abbot was stunned for a moment, although the temple clearly stated that incense is not for sale.

But everyone knows that incense also costs money, and it's just sold in a disguised form.

But he was a little puzzled: "Then why didn't I see any pilgrims coming to offer incense?"

"Eh... this... abbot!! How about you come to the gate and have a look!"

Watching the way the monk hesitated.

The abbot was also very curious, so he got up and walked to the gate with him.

On the road, many people were carrying Gao Xiang to the gate non-stop.

This strange phenomenon aroused the abbot's curiosity even more.

until he came to the gate.

shocked!

Crowds of people crowded at the door, scrambling to buy Gao Xiang.

And the unit price is scary.

But what makes him strange is.

These people left immediately after buying, and did not come in to offer incense.

But it smelled a very strong fragrance.

Until he saw wisps of smoke rising from the lights behind the crowd.

He hurried to the door and looked over.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it.

When he saw it, he almost fell down in fright.

On the scene, hundreds of people held high incense sticks above their heads!

Shouting non-stop!

Against the background of the night, each of them is burning funny, flashing like a fluorescent stick.

The smog in the sky looks like a scene of demons dancing wildly!

Before he recovered.

Lin Yang's voice suddenly came from the scene: "Friends in the back, let me see the incense sticks in your hands!"

Oh oh oh oh oh~~…

There were screams at the scene!

"Friends present, shake up the incense in your hands!!"

oh~~~

【My mother, this scene is exploding!! How can this be the Daleiyin Temple?

[Knock on the electronic wooden fish, practice cyber Buddhism, turn digital rosaries, become a wireless fruit-level punk public, see the mecha Buddha, and get Hatsune Miku with the Quantum Sutra. 】

【I am MC Shui Guanyin, making a sexy voice! Oh~~】

[In the past, when a monk rang the bell for a day. Now, be a monk for a day, dance for a day. 】

[Wukong: Master, where is the place ahead? Master: The front is the Dadianyin Temple, and Cyber ​​Tathagata is playing disco!】

[This is definitely the ceiling of the electronic music festival, offering incense during the day and dancing disco at night: this is called Paradise!]

【Buddha: Continue to play music, continue to dance!】

The abbot almost fainted when he saw the picture in front of him.

at this time.

The monk next to him hurried over and shouted: "Abbot! It's not good, our high incense is going to be sold out!!"

The abbot took a deep breath and said angrily, "Let's go!! Drive them away! Don't sell them anymore, close the door!"

"Ah? Abbot!! But..."

"No but! Close the door!"

Suddenly, another monk ran over and shouted excitedly.

"Abbot, abbot! I counted just now, and this time, our Gao Xiang sold nearly 500,000!! This money is enough for us to last for a long time!"

The abbot who was about to reprimand was obviously taken aback when he heard this sentence.

"You...how much did you say you sold?"

"Ah...500,000!"

"500,000? Just for a while?"

The monk who came to announce the good news nodded blankly: "Yes!"

After the abbot took a heavy deep breath.

I took a look at the crazy disco scene.

In the end, he said helplessly: "All this is the meaning of the Buddha, go, and bring all the batches from our warehouse!"

"Got it, abbot!!"

With more and more people on the scene.

There are also more and more audiences holding high incense.

It was okay at the beginning, scattered and scattered, which can enliven the atmosphere.

But once thousands of people hold high incense.

that picture!!

At this time, the command center of the Xihai City Fire Brigade suddenly received an alarm call.

"Hello! Is it 119?"

"Yes, can I help you with anything?"

"A temple near us seems to be on fire."

"Like? Are you sure?"

"I'm not sure, I'm a little far away, but the sky over there is full of thick smoke, and there are a lot of sparks flying around, right here at Daleiyin Temple in Xihai."

"Okay, I'll call the police right away!"

A few minutes later.

Captain Xiao sounded the alarm as soon as he got the information.

Jingling bell~~

There was a piercing ringing of bells.

All the firefighters rushed to the fire trucks in an instant to prepare for assembly.

Some of them are sleeping.

Some are taking a bath, while others are eating instant noodles.

But without exception, at the moment Ling Dang thought, they didn't hesitate at all.

Even if you are not wearing clothes, you can even run and roll.

And put on the fire suit as quickly as possible.

Captain Xiao looked at the firefighters standing in four rows.

He said with a serious expression: "I just received an alarm, and the entire sky of Daleiyin Temple in Xihai City is covered in thick smoke!"

"There are sparks all over the place below, and there are countless lights on the scene, and I don't know if it's lights or fire!"

"The area of ​​the disaster is relatively large, everyone should be mentally prepared and set off now!"

"yes!!"

Ten seconds later.

Five fire trucks lined up with their sirens and double flashing lights heading for Daleiyin Temple.

woo woo woo~~~

Along the way, many people found the five fire trucks.

Privately discussing where the fire started.

"Damn it! Five vehicles are dispatched at a time, it seems that the fire is not small!"

"I don't know who's unlucky. Why are there so many cars on this road? It's too congested!"

"I still want to go to the Electronic Music Festival of the Great Electronic Music Temple earlier...

"What a coincidence? You also went to participate?"

"Damn! Me too!"

More and more people gathered at Daleiyin Temple.

The scene is already overwhelmed by this time!

The original audience of less than 1,000 people.

After playing for half an hour, it directly broke through 10,000!

The road closest to the square has already been blocked.

There is no place to park in the nearby parking spaces.

At the beginning, the traffic police posted fines very well.

But next, he was dumbfounded.

Those car owners clearly saw him posting the ticket.

Dazed to stop on the side of the road in front of him.

This is not an isolated phenomenon.

There is really no place to stop, and more and more people are doing it.

The traffic police are numb!

"Call headquarters, call headquarters, ask for support, ask for support!"

"Got it, got it, what help do you need?"

"There are too many parking violations at Daleiyin Temple. I can't post them by myself. Please send someone over to help post tickets!"

...Okay, I will immediately notify the comrades near you to help."

"Don't!! Come here at least ten, otherwise you won't be able to finish posting!"

The voice just fell.

Another private car came by.

"Comrade traffic police, I violated the rules, please post a ticket for me, I'll go to disco first, thank you!"

this moment!

Others are confused!

Is this still a hair?

Soon, Yanfang Che also came to the scene.

As a result, they found that they couldn't get in at all.

Looking at the densely packed cars in the middle of the road.

They are stupid.

Captain Xiao reprimanded angrily: "Do these people want to die? Drive the car here, how can we enter the hospital!"

Scolding is scolding, but he really can't get in.

I had to go in and see the situation first.

When approaching the edge of the square.

Immediately, I heard the explosive electronic sound.

As well as seeing colorful beams of light.

Of course, the most conspicuous thing is the thick smoke in the sky!

This picture is like a group of ghosts and ghosts having a party.

Until they saw Gao Xiang in the hands of the audience.

His face twitched unconsciously.

Only then did I realize that it was an oolong.

Captain Xiao smiled wryly.

But judging from the current situation.

Not surprisingly, it is already burning high incense!

So much high fragrance, it's easy to catch fire!

He must stop this dangerous behavior.

When the firefighters came to the scene to persuade everyone to let go of Gao Xiang.

The audience simply didn't want to go.

All immersed in the rhythm of electronic music is like crazy.

On stage, Lin Yang also noticed this phenomenon.

I was so excited to play before that I completely forgot the existence of danger.

Seeing the fire brigade approaching at this time, he immediately woke up and stopped playing.

He took the microphone and shouted to the following: "Everyone, listen to me."

"It's too dangerous to burn high incense sticks, and it's easy to cause a fire. In order to avoid accidents, please cooperate and put out all the high incense sticks in your hands, please!"

As soon as this word comes out!

Immediate support from everyone.

The audience at the scene consciously wiped out the high incense in their hands one by one, and threw them into the trash can.

Captain Xiao looked at this exaggerated scene, he was so stupid! 4.9 Just now they persuaded for a long time but no one listened.

In other words, these people are very cooperative in doing so.

How do you feel like you've been brainwashed?

However, with the next song "Nevada" sounded.

Captain Xiao couldn't hold back anymore!

"I'm going back first, the person on duty today will go back with me, and the rest can stay and dance!"

"Love you Captain!!"

At the same time, several unmanned aircraft appeared in the sky.

A complete full scene shot from the perspective of the sky.

The video was quickly posted online.

Once released, the number of views exploded immediately!

Look from the video.

At least thousands of private cars parked under the square.

Densely parked neatly on the road.

It can be said that if you stop inside, you will not be able to leave even if you want to.

As the camera moves up.

The powerful electric sound pierced the eardrums.

The body swayed involuntarily.

But when they saw the smoke in the sky.

Netizens are stupid!

What's happening here?

Countless people were shaking fiery red objects in their hands.

Take a closer look!!

What an incense stick!!

Play disco with incense.

Especially hearing what Lin Yang said.

"Friends in the back, let me see the incense sticks in your hands!"

"Friends present, shake the incense in your hands!"

Netizens popped out at the screen.

This is the first time I saw someone playing disco with incense sticks.

I've seen outrageous ones, and I've never seen anything so outrageous.

Until the camera zoomed back and they saw the signboard behind the gate saying Daleiyin Temple.

I can't stand it anymore!

No wonder this video is called .

Go to the Dianyin Temple and listen to punk Buddha DJing.

For a while, countless netizens turned on their mobile phone navigation.

If you are close, rush to the scene immediately and have a blast!.