How Far Can I Go With One Liter Of Gas, I Refuse To Carry When I Get Angry

Director Cui walked on the edge of the square and tried his best to advance forward.

The atmosphere at the scene was completely different from what he had imagined before.

This is more than a blast!

It was simply hilarious.

He never expected such a sudden change in the inevitable situation.

It wasn't until he came to Daleiyin Temple to meet the abbot that he got a general understanding of the situation.

It turned out that all of this was because of the person on the stage.

Thinking about it carefully, it was indeed a girl who was invited to play.

Why did he suddenly become a man this time?

But he had to admit it.

Hearing the electronic music at the scene, even though he was in his 40s, he couldn't help but want to get up.

After chatting with the abbot.

He realized that Jaeji wasn't joking with him.

Listen to the movement outside.

He is moved!

If it is true that electronic music festivals are held here regularly.

The effect is sure to explode!

On the one hand, it can increase the tourism GDP of Xihai City.

On the other hand, it can also promote local characteristics.

By the way, the temple in front of me can continue to be maintained.

As long as there is traffic, there will be pilgrims.

Coupled with electronic wooden fish, electronic high fragrance.

Don't even think about it, this is a situation that kills multiple birds with one stone.

Now the most difficult point, the temple, has taken the initiative to speak.

Then why did he hesitate, and agreed on the spot.

At this time, the live electronic music festival has gradually come to an end.

Lin Yang took the microphone and shouted with a smile: "Then I will play the last piece of tonight, "Yun Gong Xun Yin" for everyone!"

Hearing this song, almost everyone at the scene was stunned!

They have heard this song since childhood.

When can this song be used for dancing?

There are still many spectators outside the stadium who can't get in, so I'm a little anxious!

Is this the last song?

I'm still stuck on the road!

Just when everyone was confused.

A familiar tone sounded.

Peas~~~

What the hell?

He's coming for real!

Don't be too familiar with this voice, the Great Sage is about to appear!

With the end of a familiar rhythm.

A heavy drum exploded!

Boom~~Dang..dang..dangdang..dang..dangdang...doudou~~

当 ~~ Dang Dang Dangdang Dangdang ... Doudou ~~

At this moment, the audience went crazy!

Everyone swayed unconsciously.

It was only then that they discovered that the familiar song a few years ago turned out to be an electronic sound!

And it's hi~~

Especially the female voice in the middle.

Lin Yang, a big man, actually sang.

Full of fairy spirit, but not the slightest coquettish.

Everyone on the scene screamed.

This scene exploded!

Director Cui stood on the top of the mountain and watched this scene, his eyes were straight!

It's a pity that the previous Gao Xiang is gone.

Otherwise, they must have felt like they were in the Heavenly Palace this time.

【Qi】+1+1+1+1...

[This song is really arrogant. When I hear this song, I can imagine the scene of the gods participating in the Peach Festival and the great sage making trouble. 】

【Everyone has their own bgm, this bgm has its own screen!】

【Hair is numb, Lin Yang can even hum a female voice, this guy's singing is ridiculously high!】

[I didn’t realize this song was so good before! I listened to it today, and I feel that there is nothing wrong with using it as the finale. Does it feel like washing your ears? It makes people’s eyes shine. 】

[I'm sure that after today, the number of plays of this song will explode, but why can't I find the song Lin Yang played before. 】

Countless spectators who were stuck in traffic outside the venue unknowingly stopped honking their horns.

It was very quiet.

Everyone is enjoying the last moment of electronic music.

until the end of the song.

Lin Yang smiled and waved to everyone: "This is the end of tonight's performance, thank you for your support!"

oh oh oh oh~~~

The audience shouted!

"One more song!!"

"Go on the music, go on the dance!"

"do not stop!"

The four girls behind looked at the scene in front of them.

Think back to the zombie audience from earlier.

It just feels like it's all changing so fast.

Everyone looked at Lin Yang with light in their eyes.

Such a good and handsome man, and he has money.

Few women can refuse.

If it was before, if someone told them that they would like an online car-hailing driver.

They wouldn't believe it even if they were killed.

But now, just the opposite.

It's a problem whether people can't see themselves.

Right now, a headache has arisen.

The audience at the scene was too much and too enthusiastic.

Lin Yang and the others couldn't leave at all.

Even if it goes down, it will be submerged by the sea of ​​people.

Now it's Barbie Q.

Fortunately, at this time, Director Cui came to the stage from behind with the abbot.

The senior next to him immediately told Lin Yang who it was.

Director Cui walked up to Lin Yang and shook hands: "Thank you very much for your performance, can I say a few words"!"

"Okay!" Lin Yang hurriedly handed over the microphone.

Finally, someone came to rescue him, and it was too late to be happy.

Director Cui smiled and said to everyone: "Hello everyone, I am the director of the Xihai City Culture and Tourism Bureau."

"First of all, I would like to thank everyone for coming tonight to join in this unprecedented and prosperous Electric Lantern Festival.

"Here, I make the following decisions.

"First, after my discussion with the abbot of Daleiyin Temple, Daleiyin Temple will soon be planned as a tourist attraction."

"Second, Daleiyin Temple has been renamed Dadianyin Temple, and we will hold electronic music festivals here regularly!"

"We will be committed to creating Xihai City's own unique tourist attractions!"

As soon as the words came out.

There was an uproar below.

But more excitement is shouting!

For electronic syllables, the more people there are, the more lively it is.

With a good start from Lin Yang.

It is conceivable that every electronic syllable in the future will probably be full.

And the senior sister no longer has to worry about the zombie audience not interacting.

When the atmosphere is up, even if you bring a dog, it can turn around in a Thomas circle.

Lin Yang and his group were also invited to the temple.

With the end of the electronic syllable festival, the pressure came to the traffic police.

See the dense crowd coming, and the private cars leave one by one.

The scene became a mess again.

until more than an hour later.

The seriously congested road was finally cleared.

Lin Yang took several girls back to his car, ready to send them back to school.

I have no idea.

That must be false.

And he thought he would keep playing.

It's hard to say for senior sisters, but these three girls have no big problem.

But after the previous two anti-pornography campaigns, he was scared.

It would be really cool if someone reported him for gathering a crowd for adultery.

On the way, the senior was full of curiosity about Lin Yang.

He kept asking about various deeds related to him.

When she learned about Lin Yang's deeds from the mouths of the girls next to her.

Become a little girl in seconds.

Keep looking for topics to chat.

"Handsome guy, I just learned to drive recently, and I want to ask you a question."

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Let's talk!"

"That's... if you drive on a highway at a speed of 120 yards per hour, and suddenly pull out the key, will the car turn off?"

This question stunned the girls next to her.

Who would pull the key at 120 yards?

Isn't that courting death!

Lin Yang was also taken aback when he heard this question.

Then he smiled lightly and said, "Actually, the car dealer who produced the car has already solved this problem for you."

"Under normal circumstances, when the vehicle is driving, if you suddenly pull out the key, you cannot pull it out."

"Why?" The four girls behind asked in unison.

"Because there is a lock!"

Looking at the ignorant looks of a few girls.

Lin Yang explained again with a smile: "If you really pull it out forcefully, the car will vibrate severely.

"And a sudden speed reduction will affect the service life of the engine, especially easy to spray oil.

The live stream will:

【Qi】+1+1+1+1...

[It sounds normal in the front, until I heard that there is a lock, I feel something is wrong! Sure enough, this guy is still driving!! 】

【What exactly do you mean? I didn’t understand it. It stands to reason that it shouldn’t be pulled out. There’s nothing wrong with what he explained. Pulling it out will vibrate and affect the life of the engine. Is it normal?】

【Brother, listen to my advice, don’t ask any more questions. If you don’t understand, it means your thoughts are very pure. When you understand one day, you will find that you have become a member of the Lich Trinity!】

【This is the Lin Yang I know. If he doesn't drive, I'm not used to it!】

The girls thought about it after listening to it.

Only Ju Anhe opened his mouth wide, and his mind was full of the scene Lin Yang said.

Obviously, she got it.

But not sure if that's what it means.

In case I misunderstood, it would not be death on the spot.

In order to ease the embarrassment, she also took the initiative to ask a question.

"Lin Yang, why do men like to see women wearing stockings? Tell me honestly, have you peeked at us today?"

As soon as these words came out, the girls in the back giggled.

Who would want Lin Yang to reply solemnly: "Who said that? I don't like to watch it!"

"Cheat you!"

"It's not like you, are you still shy!"

"Serious nonsense."

Lin Yang shrugged and replied flatly: "Just because I don't like it, so I want to tear it up!!"

As soon as this sentence came out.

All the girls burst out laughing!

Good guy!

You don't just want to watch it, you also want to get started directly!

Is there anyone like you!

It's not over yet.

Hu Anhe strikes while the iron is hot and asks another question: "If you see a beautiful woman, what is the difference between a scoundrel and a poet?"

"The difference?" Lin Yang thought for two seconds and then replied lightly.

"When a hooligan sees a beautiful woman, he will say, beautiful woman, I want to sleep with you!"

"And what about the poet?"

"Poet...beauty, I want to wake up with you!"

puff~~~

The girls laughed again.

I have to say that Lin Yang's serious jokes are too attractive for girls.

Just imagine.

When a girl is willing to chat with you about this kind of topic, she doesn't resist, and she is even very happy.

That is actually equivalent to opening up the psychological defense line.

It has an absolute auxiliary effect on the home run behind.

This is why men who like to tell dirty jokes are especially easy to find a partner.

along the way,

Several girls talked and laughed with Lin Yang.

Before I knew it, I came to the gate of the school.

They looked at the gate and got out of the car reluctantly.

Only Hu Anhe didn't get out of the car at the end, but suddenly asked Lin Yang a question.

Under the dim light, you can see her eyes full of anticipation and timidity.

And with a touch of madness.

"Lin Yang, I still want to ask you a question!"

Lin Yang looked at her in surprise, and said with a smile, "Ask!"

"Hmm. How much is 59+1 equal to!"

As soon as the words came out.

The three girls outside the door were stunned.

"."Ju Anhe, are you stupid? Isn't this problem obvious, 60!"

"That's right, get out of the car, the school is closing.

However, this sentence was heard in Lin Yang's mind.

Immediately, his expression shook like an electric shock.

He glanced at Hu Anhe in disbelief: "Are you sure?"

Looking at Lin Yang's eyes, Hu Anhe suddenly felt a force supporting him.

Nodded: "OK!"

Lin Yang only felt his brain go blank for a while, and his breathing became short of breath.

"Then close the car door!"

"Hmm!" The sound was low and weak, but followed.

The door slammed shut!

Lin Yang kicked the accelerator, the car kicked off on the spot, and jumped out.

Turning at the intersection, there was a flick of tail directly, making a violent friction sound.

At this time, only in this way can he be affected by his mood.

Only the three girls on the side of the road were left standing there for a long time, unable to recover.

"What did that sentence mean?"

"I don't know! They...they...this Hu Anhe!! She is so bad!!"

"Aww! I'm so mad, I won't be able to sleep tonight"

On the way, neither of them spoke.

Because their hearts were beating so fast, their heads were a little confused.

The atmosphere in the car was very awkward.

But the thought of what comes next.

I feel very looking forward to it again.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

【Qi】+1+1+1+1....

【What is this for? Isn’t 59+1 60? Why did you suddenly start racing?】

【Today is the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, 59+1 and he is also 60!】

[So, you people, you can’t eat four dishes in your life, and you always think about 59+1. You have to open your mind and think about it from another angle. Why do you have to use 9+1?

Can’t you use 5+!]

【Damn it!!! 5+1 equals 6, the answer is...69??? I'm so stupid!! Don't you need a driver's license to drive these days? Take off on the spot?】

[According to this meaning, they are going now???? Brothers, don’t throw it away! Call to report, you must report, I have no object, absolutely don’t let him feel better

Ah I]

However, when the frying pan was blowing up in the live broadcast room.

The program team actually cut off the live broadcast directly!! (Okay)

What happened last time, they still have lingering fears.

These people must not be allowed to know where Lin Yang is.

Otherwise, there will be trouble again at that time.

Once an accident occurs, it will be a great loss to the program group.

However, the consequence of doing this is that the live broadcast room will explode!

Countless people called to the headquarters customer service to scold.

Directly blow up the customer service hotline!

Ten minutes later, Lin Yang came to a hotel that looked very upscale.

With previous lessons learned, he took off the camera and threw it into the car.

After getting out of the car, he led Hu Anhe and walked in.

As a raw desire.

Coupled with the fact that he has been being teased by beautiful women in recent days, he has long been unable to bear it.

Today, the power of the wild must be completely released.

in the room.

The lights are dim!

Both seemed a little impatient.

We hugged each other as soon as we walked in.

After working for a while, Hu Anhe pushed Lin Yang away: "I'm going to remove my makeup first!"

Lin Yang snatched her back: "Don't take off your makeup [I just like the one you cosplay today!"

Hu Anhe looked at Lin Yang with his mouth wide open.

After a few seconds, he burst out laughing.

That smile, at this moment, is the most beautiful scenery in Lin Yang's eyes.

"You are good or bad, you don't really want to tear it up, I have a set!"

Lin Yang grinned: "Don't tear it up, don't tear it up, you are not conjoined, what's the use of tearing it up!"

Hu Anhe laughed again: "Then you wait for me!"

ten minutes later.

Lin Yang looked at Rin Tohsaka in front of him, and suddenly he was hot and straight to the sky,

At this moment, there is really a camera facing him.

He doesn't care anymore!

The lights in the house were off because it was very dark.

Now and then a star or two pierces the Milky Way.

Or paddle into the dark with a reddish or whitish tail.

Floating or stiff, falling straight or sweeping.

Sometimes jogging, trembling.

Give the heavens some turbulence of light and heat.

Give the darkness some flickering bursts.

——From: Lao She's "Camel Xiangzi".