How Far Can I Go With One Liter Of Gas, I Refuse To Carry When I Get Angry

81. The Social Death That Has Traveled Through The Millennium, The Sex Toys Of The Ancients! (Seekin

The archaeological staff brought a measuring cup.

Lift the copper pot together and pour the liquid inside into the transparent cup.

In an instant, a strong fragrance emanated from the scene.

This taste is completely irresistible for those who like to drink.

Even people who don't drink can smell a fragrance.

When the liquid was poured out, everyone found that it was green and relatively clear.

Director Kong couldn't help admiring: "The lights are red and the wine is green, the ancients do not deceive me, the early wine is really green!"

After speaking, he took a small spoon and scooped a spoonful from it and slowly put it into his mouth.

The eyes are slightly closed, and the expression is enjoying.

Moisturized in the mouth for a long time before swallowing slowly.

This operation directly envied the envy of the people next to him.

However, after a while, Director Kong showed a suspicious expression.

I was speechless, and said uncertainly: "A smell of earthy smell~~"

The others were even more curious when they heard this.

There were two people on the spot who couldn't help but went up and tasted it.

But the expression after drinking is almost the same.

A little disappointed, a little weird!

It's like seeing a big beautiful woman.

As a result, as soon as the light was turned off, the sun pair took off.

Below is a handle.

It's a little hard to accept.

Just at this time, the archaeological team brought the composition detector over.

Dropped an appropriate amount of green liquid on the spot and checked it.

After some analysis.

Staff report instrumental data analysis.

"Moisture content is 90%, potassium ion and sodium ion content are 1%, sugar content is 1%, uric acid is 0.5%, electrolyte is 1.1%,......alcohol content is 0.0001%..."

After listening to the data analysis report.

Everyone present was dumbfounded!

Especially Director Kong and the others turned green on the spot!

After recovering, he vomited directly to the side.

Vomit~~~vomit~~

"Fuck! This is pee!!"

"Still the kind with diabetes, it's disgusting."

"It's a good thing I didn't drink it, no, this dish is too good to buy!

At this time, the scene was in a mess.

Professor Lu's eyelids twitched involuntarily watching this scene.

Turning his head and glanced at Lin Yang who was digging, he secretly rejoiced.

Fortunately, I hid far away.

Otherwise, the boat will capsize in the gutter today.

Director Kong's bowels are turning black.

Thinking back to what I just said about feasting and feasting.

Immediately, the old face couldn't bear it, and I wished I could find a crack in the ground and get in.

at this time.

Lin Yang has dug East 15 West again!

The thing is not big, more than ten centimeters long, a cylinder.

About 3 cm in diameter.

The front looks like a mushroom, the kind of king oyster mushroom.

The tail is relatively wide, with two balls.

If it weren't for Lin Yang's sharp eyes, he almost didn't notice this thing.

When he got out of the car to check.

The system panel popped up suddenly.

【Bronze Ancestor】

【Era: Western Han Dynasty】

[length 14.5cm diameter 3cm]

[The pictograph of the male genitalia was later used in sacrifices, and it was added to the side to enshrine the meaning of sacrifices, and it became the ancestor. The copper penis is the earliest sex tool discovered so far in our country. 】

[The original blade people deified the genitals. They enshrined jade gods, Tao ancestors, stone ancestors, etc., that is, male genitalia made of jade, pottery, and stone. Most ethnic groups also hang wooden ancestors, jade ancestors, and copper ancestors to ward off evil spirits... 】

[Hot water can be injected into the rear to make it jump up and down

【Value: 2.2 million】

After reading the introduction of Tongzu.

Lin Yang's face turned green.

so close!

Fortunately, there was no cheap hand to pick it up just now.

Thinking that this thing has been used before.

Goosebumps all over my body.

After returning to the cab, directly control the bucket and throw it to the shore.

As soon as everyone saw that the cultural relics had been dug again, they hurriedly gathered together.

It's just that when they picked it up and saw its shape, they all gasped.

"This is..."

"Why does it look a bit like..."

"Improbable..."

"Copper chicken?"

Everyone is dumbfounded!

What is this.

Never seen it before.

It's kind of unbelievable if you say it's that.

If you want to say no, this shape is exactly the same!

In the end, they could only look at Professor Lu: "Old Lu, do you know this?"

Professor Lu shook his head with a wry smile: "It's also the first time I've seen this thing."

Then he suddenly thought of Lin Yang.

Maybe he might know!

Before Lin Yang started working, he asked curiously: "Lin Yang, do you know this thing?"

Lin Yang stuck his head out of the window and looked at Tongzu with a chill all over his body.

"Uh... don't guess, it's what you imagined.

"Also you guys wash it off and put hot water in from the back and see what happens.

"Variety?"

Everyone was shocked!

Is it possible that this bronze vessel has special functions?

Now everyone's curiosity is aroused by Lin Yang.

Quickly ask the staff to bring hot water and inject it from the back.

However, the next second.

Everyone's mouths were wide open, as if Hibu had seen a ghost.

The bronze ancestor in front of him is exactly the same as the one introduced by the system.

After injecting hot water, the front mushroom head will jump up and down.

Now, even a fool can see what this thing is for.

Especially the expert who was good at grabbing it just now, wished to chop off his hand.

Lin Yang wanted to laugh when he saw it, and said quietly while sitting in the cab.

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to remind you that Huang Chang Ticouu must be the owner of the tomb above the king level. In other words, the owner of the tomb is a man."

"What is that thing used for, I don't need to explain more."

"Fuck!" As soon as the words came out.

The expert who took it just now uttered a foul language on the spot.

He rushed to the side and washed his hands vigorously.

Everyone also gave him a sympathetic look.

If it's for women, it's already disgusting.

But if it is for men!!

What is this copper ancestor!

This is clearly a shit-stirring stick.

When I think that there may be cakes from thousands of years ago left on it.

Everyone present couldn't stand it anymore.

Today's archeology is too evil.

Digged two, and none of them were normal stuff.

At this moment, they couldn't help but become curious about the identity of the owner of the tomb.

Who the hell has this habit!

It's hard to imagine that someone would use this thing close to 2000 years ago.

It takes a lot of fun.

The netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it anymore.

[It’s quite fun to play, the function is quite unique, and it can be semi-automatic when you inject hot water, which is a bit awesome, but this thing is too hard, don’t you feel panicked? 】

[In fact, copper ancestors were used to treat gynecological diseases in the early days. After heating, they can also treat hemorrhoids. After all, copper has good thermal conductivity, and it is not easy to cool down for a long time after heating. 】

【Through the death of a thousand years, if I am the owner of the tomb, I just beg you to get out of here quickly, don't come to study me, let alone find out who I am!】

[It's hard to imagine that he would take these things with him to bury him when he died. He is planning to continue using them in his next life, right? It should be convenient to use them. 】

Just when everyone thought Tongzu was exaggerating.

Lin Yang dug out another bunch of inexplicable things.

For example, rubbing stones, makeup trays, and even a makeup box inside.

If you don't know the ancient thinking that men are superior to women.

Everyone must suspect that this is a woman's tomb.

And so far, nothing decent has been dug up.

Could it be that the gold and silver treasures of the owner of the tomb were stolen from it?

The following are some daily necessities?

Another twenty minutes passed.

Lin Yang dug out another iron artifact.

It looks like the front end of a spear, which is relatively long.

Although it was stained with a lot of dirt, it was sharp at a glance.

Lin Yang jumped out of the car and went forward to observe.

【Bronze Spear】

【Era: Western Han Dynasty】

[Length 44.7 cm, width 4.5 cm, the middle part of the spear body is retracted, the lower part is stabbed, and one side has ears. 】

[The decorative pattern on the spear body comes from a long-lost technique—the dark pattern technique]

【Value: 1 billion】

Originally, Lin Yang didn't take it seriously after reading the introduction above.

But when he saw the price below, he took a deep breath.

billion!!

It's not like he hasn't seen a spear before.

It stands to reason that there are many such things.

But no matter what, he never imagined that there would be a billion spears!

If only from now on.

It is a piece of iron in a mud pit, very inconspicuous.

Ordinary people may throw it away when they see it.

Treat this artifact.

Lin Yang is obviously much more serious.

He picked it up and handed it to Professor Lu himself.

Everyone gathered around.

Under the washing of the water flow, all the pies fell.

There are patches of bronze rust on it.

There was finally a look of joy on everyone's face.

Since the spear can be dug.

That also means that the following is not all daily necessities.

Lin Yang smiled and said, "This is no ordinary spear!"

As soon as the words came out.

Everyone was taken aback.

"What's the meaning?"

"Isn't it a bronze spear?"

Upon hearing this, Professor Lu took it into his hand and watched it carefully.

Puzzled and said: "I don't see anything special."

Lin Yang smiled and pointed to the patina on it: "You'll know when you remove the patina."

This scared everyone.

Patina itself is a representative of the age of cultural relics.

If it is removed, it will lose the value of cultural relics.

So they immediately rejected Lin Yang's proposal.

Lin Yang wasn't angry either, he just said lightly: "Have you heard of the dark pattern technique?"

"Dark pattern?" Everyone lowered their heads and kept thinking.

After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't remember what it was.

Even Professor Lu next to him looked confused.

Out of curiosity, I asked: "Dark pattern technique, are you talking about a forging technique that has been lost?"

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "That's right!"

Hearing the affirmative answer, Professor Lu's pupils dilated suddenly, and his expression was shocked!

Excited, the spear asked: "You...you...you mean, this spear is made using the dark pattern technique?"

After saying this, he took a few deep breaths in a row to soothe his inner emotions.

The lost forging technique.

He knows all too well how high the value is in it.

If once true.

Just a spear!

Enough to shock the entire archaeological world.

To put it an exaggeration, Xihai City is not qualified to exhibit cultural relics of this level.

Lin Yang replied with a calm expression: "If you want to know if it is true, remove the copper rust.

You'll know if you drop it!"

At this moment, everyone was shaken.

However, if the copper rust is removed, the damage to the cultural relics will be too great.

If not, then

Just when everyone was hesitating.

Professor Lu's expression froze, he gritted his teeth, and spoke on the spot.

"I believe in Lin Yang, if the patina is removed, if it is not made with dark patterns, I will be responsible for the consequences!"

Director Kong next to him opened his mouth, trying to dissuade him.

But seeing his attitude, I had no choice but to take it back.

"Okay, since Lao Lu thinks it's feasible, take office!"

Under normal circumstances, there are three ways to clear copper rust.

The first is direct polishing.

Such as brushes, scrapers, etc., sweeping, scraping, grinding, etc. to remove the patina on the surface of the bronze ware.

But this method is the most primitive, and it will cause certain damage to the bronze itself.

The second is the chemical reagent method.

Use chemical reagents that can react with bronze surface rust to remove.

For example, soak in an appropriate amount of citric acid or weak base agent sodium carbonate.

The patina reacts to become soluble substances to achieve the purpose of removal.

The third, the highest end, is the reduction method.

Through the action of electric current, the rust copper ions in the salt solution are reduced to copper.

This method is the most delicate and causes the least damage to the copper.

Undoubtedly, they chose the third option.

Fortunately, they knew that there was a large tomb this time.

It was well prepared when it came.

The staff brought over a large machine.

Put the spear on top again.

There was a buzzing sound.

In the video, the patina on the copper goes at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Less than twenty minutes.

When the bronze spear was taken out again, it was brand new.

Under the illumination of the light.

Everyone could clearly see the cloud patterns on it.

Professor Lu stroked its surface with trembling hands.

very smooth!

There are obviously lines, but there is no raised place.

You know, this is a forging technique close to 2,000 years ago.

How can people not be amazed that such a level of craftsmanship can be forged in that era.

It was the first time for everyone at the scene to see this dark pattern technique.

Everyone is amazed by its superb forging skills.

It's incredible.

Shock and excitement were written on everyone's face.

It's like going back to the feeling of surfing the Internet in Internet cafes 100 years ago, which is unbelievable.

It's been a long time.

Professor Lu came back to look at Lin Yang and asked in disbelief: "Lin Yang, what do you do? You are only in your 20s, and you can recognize the dark pattern skills at a glance. This...

.It's unbelievable. "

Before waiting for Lin Yang to reply.

Director Yang next to him laughed and joked: "I know that...he is an online car-hailing driver!"

After saying this, he himself wanted to laugh a little.

really!

All the archaeological experts at the scene were shocked by this sentence.

His face was full of disbelief.

You must know that he also experienced it at the beginning.

Seeing others feel that way now.

It just feels funny.

Professor Lu opened his mouth: "Online car-hailing...driver? Impossible!! How can a driver know archaeology, grave feng shui, and even be more professional than me? I doubted it before.

He is a grave robber.

"Also, I don't believe that your police department will treat an online car-hailing driver so well!"

As soon as this remark came out, all the nearby police officers laughed.

Director Yang smiled helplessly: "Then you are wrong!"

"It's not just that we have a good attitude towards him, if the police station in Xihai City knows who he is, they will treat him very well.

"In addition, let alone us, even the mayor treats him very well. Don't get me wrong, he is not a relative of the mayor. In short, you have to believe that he is not a bad person, and, in his

body, you can believe in miracles!"

After hearing this, Professor Lu and others were shocked beyond measure.

He stared at Lin Yang with wide eyes.

He looked a little embarrassed.

At this moment, all of them had an extremely strong curiosity about Lin Yang.

Especially Director Kong before.

When he heard that the mayor treated him very well, he just felt his ass tighten!

Good guy, you are so awesome, why did you pretend to be silent at first!

Damned I offended you!

If the mayor finds out about this, where the hell am I supposed to reason!

Thinking about it again, Lin Yang specifically reminded him that it was a chamber pot.

I just feel my head buzzing.

He was thinking, if the person who wanted to drink at that time was Professor Lu.

Lin Yang will definitely stop it!!

At this moment, he regretted it!

If the attitude had been better at that time, maybe today I would not have to drink a sip of urine from a thousand years ago!

After a while, everyone came back to their senses.

The archaeological expert looked at Professor Lu curiously: "Professor Lu, tell us what is the dark pattern technique?"

Professor Lu shook his head with a wry smile: "Don't you see it yet?"

"When it comes to archaeology, no one here knows better than Lin Yang. He knew the technique of dark patterns when the copper rust had no place to go."

"You shouldn't ask me, you should ask him!"

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