How Hard is It To Raise a Bug?

Yu Mengruo closed it when he saw it, and after wiping his face, he returned to a normal distance, and began to seriously watch the audience's barrage and answer them one by one.

"What is a firefly? A firefly can only emit a little light, and it is an insect that only looks good in the dark." This trick is very effective in retreating, and the audience really left messages against Yu Mengruo's statement, blowing rainbows Fart praises his appearance, saying that he looks good no matter what.

"Thank you, I don't know how to use a filter." Of course this is fake, but Qingchun doesn't pretend to be a white lotus, and it must be distinguished from ordinary coquettish bitches.

"I signed a contract to broadcast at least two hours a day."

"I'm really sweeping the ashes."

After answering the audience's most concerned question, he saw some audience's hostility towards his female insects, he paused, lowered his eyelids slightly, covered his eyes with long eyelashes, and after a few seconds he looked directly at the camera again— No way, he is just a rich second generation who has nothing to do with the crew. He does not have the acting skills to express grievance, sadness and helplessness directly with his eyes.

Yu Mengruo said weakly: "My female partner is in the hospital, I hope everyone will not speak ill of him."

audience:! !

The female worms really could not have imagined that if you click on the live broadcast room at will, you can meet such a beautiful little cutie, and even chat with them and answer questions so honestly. Although he said that he already has a partner, the Zerg marriage system is different from that of humans, and it is also a face-off. However, since males can have many females at the same time, it doesn't matter if he confesses that he has a female partner. Will win the favor of the female.

The live broadcast room suddenly became lively, and the barrage exploded, almost covering Yu Mengruo's beautiful face. The audience all wanted to say something to finish the conversation with Yu Mengruo. But Yu Mengruo felt that she had served her well, raised the broom in her hand, and asked innocently: "That... I have never done housework in the past, and now I want to clean up this place myself, how should I sweep the ashes from the roof? "

The barrage is dense. The females in the live broadcast room had to give gifts and comment, so they were very busy.

【Housekeeping please! 】

【Buy an administrative robot! 】

【Tell me the address! 】

Among the many repeated and useless information, Yu Mengruo struggled to distinguish one or two useful comments, suddenly realized, and then read it out gently, "Tie a dry rag to the broom, and sweep over yourself, not directly above. Thank you for the suggestion of 'I can 476456'. Thank you also, I still want to do the cleaning by myself. I will go to live in the deserted star on the border in the future. My female worm is not in good health. I also want to learn to do what I can. housework, let him work as little as possible."

[Oh my god, what kind of cutie are you? 】

[I am a female anchor who will definitely not feel troublesome. 】

[Anchor anchor, my housekeeping performance is excellent, and I can go to the battlefield and go to the kitchen. Please give me a chance to follow you to open up wasteland. 】

Yu Mengruo smiled at the barrage. Since he didn't want to speak, he pretended to be embarrassed to stand up, found a rag, tied it to the broom with difficulty, and restarted his cleaning business.

…

In the Central Star Army Department, in a lieutenant-general-level office, the owner of the office was playing Yu Mengruo's live broadcast while casually handling unimportant official business.

Adjutant Yaheng knocked on the door cautiously, and only opened the door and walked in after getting permission from the superior.

After finding out that the officer was watching a live broadcast of a young male, he was surprised but carefully concealed his surprise. Although he was very curious, he didn't ask anything.

On the other hand, the officer who was openly fishing for fish during working hours, supported his chin and chuckled, "Don't think about it, you know, I'm not interested in male worms, this is the male lord of Sharka."

The adjutant's surprise not only did not disappear, but even more could not be concealed.

As the lieutenant general's confidant, the adjutant knew very well that after Major General Sharka was expelled from the army, he used his power to insert him into the male's marriage candidate list - although the adjutant did not know that Sharka had ridiculed the original one. "Yu Mengruo", but he still privately guessed that this was the lieutenant general who was guarding against Sharka marrying a potential male, and one day he would return to the center of power to be the enemy of the lieutenant general.

Although he was absolutely loyal to his superior as a subordinate, he sometimes felt that Sharka was a bit miserable.

But now... the adjutant looks at Yu Mengruo's projection, the young male is gentle and innocent, not only has a good temper, but also maintains his females everywhere. Although the level is a bit low, Sharka's current conditions are really not very good. Such males look... surprisingly a good match.

The adjutant couldn't help but wonder, did he think the lieutenant general was too dark? Could it be that the lieutenant general used his power to shove Sharka to this male, not to completely remove the threat, but to compensate in disguise?

The lieutenant general glanced at the female worm in front of him. As an A-rank male worm, he could perceive the general idea of ​​this fool without any effort, and he couldn't help sneering.

"You females are always so well-developed and simple-minded." The lieutenant general said disdainfully, "Which male is willing to say a few sweet words with hypocrisy, you will immediately feel that he is very gentle and kind. Even if other males say he is It's pretending, and most people will think it's same-sex repulsion."

Since the chief had said so, the adjutant immediately followed him and asked, "Sir, are you saying that this male is pretending to be like this?"

The lieutenant general pointed at him impatiently, "Bullshit! Look at his words and deeds, he knows what angle he does and what actions will look good, but he is always beautiful without knowing it, and he also targets your female worms. He likes to pretend to love female insects. A male insect knows that he does not need to please female insects, but he disguises himself in order to please female insects..."

Seeing the adjutant still at a loss, the lieutenant general wanted to find a whip to slap him.

"Idiot, if I torture you behind my back, go and tell other females, and he will tell you that males are like this. Anyway, females can be beaten, you just have to endure."

The adjutant thought about it again along the lines of the chief, and suddenly shuddered.

The lieutenant general saw that he understood, and finally smiled with interest: "It seems that you finally understand. This little guy is so good at pretending, even if Sharka is tortured to death, others will only think that his old injury has recurred. Amnesia only makes the little guy lose his past memories, but it won't make him become another male. His essence will not change... I originally just wanted Sharka to taste the bitter fruit of being picky, I really didn't expect it Things can get so interesting!"