How Hard is It To Raise a Bug?

Sharka tried his best to remain cold and serious, pretending to be as indifferent as Yaheng on the opposite side, unable to hear any unnecessary words or feel any unnecessary actions at all. He said, "Yaheng, Wright has already told me that you instructed him to smear my hero in front of me."

At the first sight of Sharka and his hero, Yaheng realized that his work last night must have been in vain, and his mission was a complete failure. But in the face of Sharka's accusation, he did not panic, and said slowly: "First of all, Sharka, besides Wright himself, what evidence do you have to say that I did this? Then, even if one day I really did the kind of thing you said, I think, it must be just pure worry, I hope you don't fall for it - so, is it me, so what?"

With a serious expression and glowing red ears, Sharka stared at Yaheng coldly, his deterrent power was greatly reduced, and he seemed to be at a disadvantage. Yu Mengruo, who had been playing with buttons for a long time, snickered secretly with a tone of voice. The male worm, who was fearless as long as he entered the play, took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to Sharka.

Sharka reluctantly took it.

- When Yu Mengruo was asleep, when he was writing his own personal journey in order to defend the hero, he felt that he was writing very objectively and impartially. Even if there were occasional subjective judgments, they were all based on objective facts. When writing it, Sharka didn't feel embarrassed at all... But when he showed it to Yu Mengruo for approval, he saw that the hero blushed when he saw half of his face, and he turned his back to prevent him from seeing his expression, Sharka. It was also embarrassing in hindsight.

It turned out that he just wanted to post the text version on the social account of the public platform, but the hero asked him to read it during the rehearsal, and contact Yaheng privately to read it again. The audience read it again, and Sharka realized even more... Writing a speech is really not an easy job! Compared with this lesson of blood and tears, he will remember it for life from now on. In the future, he must read it again after writing it, so that he will have a correct understanding of the flesh and blood!

Sharka blushed and was doing psychological construction, but he didn't speak for a long time, Yu Mengruo didn't force it, he just put on it, cleared his throat and started his performance, and said in a cadence: "Hello everyone, dear audience friends! I didn’t expect that my former classmates would expose the things I did when I was immature on the Internet, and some friends also exposed my crimes to Sharka offline. I have now recognized the mistake, and I am here to tell you all. , especially sincere apology to Sharka. Friends who follow my studio should know that I did want to do it after realizing that tagging Sharka would get him completely. But I'm afraid to be the same rejected..."

Speaking of which, the male's gentle and clean baritone gradually choked with a little grievance, and the corners of his eyes turned red.

"I've always been rejected, never really accepted. I know that if you like it, you should respect it, communicate it, hide and coerce it will not lead to happiness. I am grateful to those who are willing to have Sharka in the face of adversity , and willing to tell him the truth and help his friends...Thank you for letting Sharka know my plan in advance..."

Speaking of which, the male worm, who was completely involved in the drama, began to perform beautifully in tears again: As a performance lover who has undergone professional training in crying drama, Yu Mengruo, just like when he first communicated with Sharka, large drops of crystal tears gathered in his eye sockets. Then it overflowed from the eye socket, and fell down with a click.

"Xiao Hengheng, I really thank you very much. If it wasn't for you, I might never have missed the chance to communicate with Sharka before the mark. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't know that he was marked by me willingly. "..." Having said this, the beautiful little male worm sobbed, turned around and buried his head in Sharka's arms.

Sharka touched his back and was truly impressed by the male worm's acting skills. He gave up reading the script, so as not to form a too tragic contrast with the male protagonist who entered the play. The female just said to Yaheng simply and sincerely, "Yes, thank you."

Yaheng stared dumbfounded at the cooperation between Sharka and his hero, and did not recover for a long time.

At this time, Yu Mengruo had already stopped fake crying freely, turned her head from Sharka's arms, carefully wiped away the tears on her face, and displayed the peak of her personality classification version of her acting skills. She smiled coldly at the sluggish Yaheng. He said in a low voice, "Xiao Hengheng, you said, if I thank you so sincerely in the live broadcast room, will your male lieutenant general be very angry?"

Yaheng continued to be stunned.

Yu Mengruo gradually returned to a normal state, and she gave Yaheng an idea with her fingers: "But you can continue to block my live broadcast room? But... I have filled out the report form today, and I am ready to respond to the live broadcast to the male insect protection committee at any time. The platform blocked my live broadcast room without sufficient reason for the bad behavior that affects my money. If the live broadcast room is blocked again, it will be fine. Thank you for providing me with more evidence, because I am not limited to my own live broadcast. Talking from time to time, many Zerg on the Andro are more willing to let me speak through their account. Unless... you try to cut off the Andro's external communication signal?"

Speaking of this, the male worm's tone became gloomy again, "If you successfully seal my mouth, then forget it, if you can't... I don't know if the Central Committee will kick you out as a scapegoat? If there is such a day. , I don't mind providing you with a place to live. You can be with Wright and serve me on my planet together. In this way, Xiao Hengheng, you don't have to make up stories to imagine what I am like. Instead, I can experience for myself what kind of male bug I am."

Even in Yaheng's eyes, Yu Mengruo was just a low-level male, but at a certain moment, he was still so scared that his hair stood on end—because he knew that what Yu Mengruo said was right, if they really performed like that in the live broadcast room, he would not May really be abolished by the lieutenant general. After all, unlike Sharka, a female general who can be released on his own, he is not so irreplaceable, and even because he knows the lieutenant general's many secrets, he can't leave the lieutenant general as consciously as Sharka. beside...

But it is easy to deal with Yu Mengruo's younger brother, but it is much more difficult to deal with Yu Mengruo. One is that it is too far away, and the other is... Even if Sharka is in poor condition, his combat effectiveness should not be underestimated.

Originally, Yaheng felt that the brothers Yu Mengruo and Yu Jiru should be about the same level of difficulty, but now... Although the adjutant still behaves calmly and indifferently, he is no longer as confident as he was at the beginning, and his calmness is also mixed. elements of many performances. He asked: "Mr. Yu, you talk so much, don't talk about what you want to do? I hope you are not naive enough to think that I will betray the lieutenant general for these inexplicable words."

Even if you pretend to be calm, don't you start negotiating terms and bargaining? Yu Mengruo laughed and said softly: "Of course you don't need it, Xiao Hengheng, you should continue to be loyal to your lieutenant general! As for me, everything is fine now, but I'm short of money. You give me 5 million , I won't sprinkle the candy just now in the live broadcast room. The video just now is sold to you as an exclusive copyright. If you record this just now for the lieutenant general or your friends to watch, that's okay, I don't mind. ."

Yaheng sneered: "Are you dreaming, 5 million?"

Yu Mengruo shrugged innocently and said, "Salka has tens of millions so poor, Xiao Hengheng, no matter how poor you are, you won't be short of this money. Then think about it, I'm not here. You can make money here, and you can share the story with fans in the live broadcast room in exchange for gifts. I will broadcast live in the afternoon, Xiao Hengheng, you still have a few hours, waiting for your reply. "

After speaking, Yu Mengruo hung up the video.

…

Yaheng was so angry that he really wanted to ask Sharka, who was on the sidelines, how he felt about the character of his hero, but unfortunately Yu Mengruo didn't give him this chance.

He did record the video, but after replaying it, he found that he really couldn't send this video to Leobard to watch... One is because Yu Mengruo was too familiar, and he was too kind and friendly when talking to him. Although the lieutenant general was always able to see through Yu Mengruo's routines at a glance when watching Yu Mengruo's live broadcast, Yaheng did not dare to gamble his future or even his life on whether the lieutenant general's discerning ability would fail this time; Throughout the whole process, he was showing affection with Sharka, and he just swore not long ago to the lieutenant general that his plan to provoke Sharka and his hero should be a success.

When he was in it, he didn't realize it. When he re-watched it, Yaheng realized angrily that he was being led by the nose like a low-level male like Yu Mengruo, and let the male control the rhythm of the conversation from beginning to end.

Give the whole video to the lieutenant general, and the lieutenant general will definitely be angry. Every time the lieutenant general gets angry, there will be Zerg around him who are unlucky because of it. Yaheng managed to escape the disaster just now, and now he definitely doesn't want to touch this trouble again.

What the lieutenant general said is absolutely right, Sharka's hero is definitely not a gentle and lovely fuel-saving lamp!

In the past, around the lieutenant general, Yaheng helped many lieutenant generals to clean up low-level males like Yu Mengruo and Yu Jiru. But those male insects whose families have no power and their own ranks are not high, most of them are forced by the power of lieutenant generals, consciously abide by the law of the law of the jungle, obediently abide by the social rules of the Zerg, even if they are taught a lesson, as long as there is a way to live, it will not be easy fight back. A few will choose the unwise to oppose the lieutenant general, and then receive a bigger lesson, and one day they will learn to be good. Only very few can be as thorny and tricky as Yu Mengruo...

A lieutenant like Yu Mengruo who was bold enough to come and blackmail the lieutenant general, for the sake of 5 million male worms who lost their lives, this was the first time Ya Heng had seen, and in his eyes he was almost like a lunatic.

If you consider his acting skills of fooling Sharka and making that female who doesn't like the males to give up, he is a terrible opponent in a certain sense...

Yaheng couldn't help thinking seriously: If you give him money to stabilize him first, will he really keep his promise to shut up temporarily and let himself get through this difficult time?

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After hanging up the video, Yu Mengruo immediately collapsed on the sofa and laughed.

Sharka looked at him and suddenly said with emotion: "Master, I still remember the way you cried just now when you came to see me in the ward for the second time."

Yu Mengruo glared at Sharka, but did not become angry. Anyway, it's already like this now, so what if it's seen through? The young male smugly kicked Sharka's leg with his feet, and provocatively said: "Yes, what's wrong? I also pretended to be you at the time. Why do you say this? Do you think I am Is it different from the male worm you imagined before?"

"It's the same." Sharka said, "You know what? I wanted to say it for a long time. When you are wronged, when you want to speak your heart, there is no need to pretend that you are acting and pretend that everything is fake. I did know you changed your medicine. You didn't force me, I'd love to be marked by you."

This time it was the triumphant male's turn to stiffen - Yu Mengruo withdrew his feet, sat upright unconsciously, widened his eyes, blinked innocently, and issued a "uh" representing doubt.

Sharka said, "Master, you didn't miss the opportunity you just said."

Yu Mengruo closed his mouth, so nervous that he wanted to grab his hand or run away, or simply order Sharka not to speak like that - he was very, very at a loss, not knowing how to deal with the current situation, let alone what to say.

Fortunately, Sharka continued to talk and sincerely suggested: "Master, since I have completely bound to you, then, do you want to try to be like me, say whatever comes to your mind, and don't always care about yourself. What will my words and actions make me think? You know, no matter how you treat me, I can't leave you, and I will always be loyal to you."

Although Yu Mengruo was a coward in her heart, she never admitted defeat, and immediately replied, "Nonsense, of course I know! That's what I planned to do and that's why I wanted to tag you!"

The tolerant smile Yu Mengruo was very familiar with filled Sharka's eyes again.

Yu Mengruo: "..." Although on the surface it seems that he finally seized the opportunity to make Sharka speechless, why does he feel that there is no joy in victory?

When he really didn't know what to do, the young male had to decide again to start using the work Dafa to divert his attention to relieve the embarrassment and filter out the ambiguous atmosphere that should not exist in the air. He called up the B612 map saved in the system, and waved to Sharka very authoritatively and said, "Come on, Sharka, have a meeting!"