How Hard is It To Raise a Bug?
Chapter 71: weird eating
Although it was said that going to dinner was a delay, but when Yu Mengruo ran out of the base, the two female worms had basically prepared the barbecue.
Now that the male worm said he wanted to eat, Sharka took out the marinated small pieces of roast meat and put it on the roasting plate.
When arriving at the B612 asteroid, as a landing encouragement, J10 put a bottle of Laoganma in Yu Mengruo's system backpack. But this bottle of sacred seasoning is so precious, no matter how unpalatable the convenience food is, Yu Mengruo never thought to invite it out—because those Zerg and those convenience foods are not worthy!
He surreptitiously took out the seasoning from his backpack with Wright on his back, cherished a spoonful and put it on a small plate, brought it to the dining table, and then released the sealed terminal camera.
The fans were not angry after being put into the cold palace for so long. Instead, they chatted with relish while the anchor was not there. But they were also very alert, shut up as soon as they saw that the camera was back on, and quietly pretended that they hadn't been booing before.
Yu Mengruo also pretended that nothing happened, and first patted Sharka who was grilling.
Sharka picked out a small piece of cooked meat from the grill, blew it and fed it to Yu Mengruo, Yu Mengruo opened her mouth to catch it, after chewing a couple of bites, her eyes lit up, and she stood up with satisfaction. Thumb - It's almost two months since he has eaten such fresh ingredients: "It's delicious! Shasha, I didn't expect your craftsmanship to be so good!"
Sharka couldn't accept this compliment calmly, and said eloquently: "No, Lord. I only have better barbecued meat... But don't worry, I will study hard and improve my cooking skills as soon as possible!"
Yu Mengruo came over, grabbed a piece of lettuce and held it in the palm of his hand, lowered his head to pick and choose, while pointing to a piece of meat he was looking forward to, motioning Sharka to hold it for himself, and sweetly said: "It's okay, Shasha, you can make barbecue. Okay, I just like to eat barbecue, I can even eat it for a month, and I will never get tired of it."
Sharka couldn't help laughing and put the roast on the lettuce as the male asked. Still, he said strictly, "Thank you, but of course I can't let you eat roast meat all the time."
Yu Mengruo was a little distracted and didn't notice what Sharka said - his attention was on his hands, and he carefully added a little bit of old godmother. Then, eating very gently, the well-bred male suddenly opened his mouth wide, stuffed the vegetable bun into his mouth, and began to chew hard.
A few seconds later, the male worm's eyes began to shine again, and after staring round for a while, his eyes were visibly filled with happiness and glowed with water. After a while, he closed his eyes intoxicatedly, and a tear was squeezed from the corner of his eyes.
Sharka looked at Yu Mengruo amusingly and asked gently, "Is it really that delicious?"
The male nodded desperately and said with a slightly choked voice: "Really, really! It's so delicious rustling... I'm so happy..."
Sharka felt that the hero was too cute, but he was too caring and looked a little pitiful. He bowed his head and kissed him, and picked out the roasted meat for him, "Then eat more while it's hot."
The male worm obediently took the plate and left, returned to the table to study the fixed camera and began to eat and broadcast.
- That's right, as an anchor, Yu Mengruo's positioning of the fans for this live broadcast is to arouse everyone's appetite and to make a successful eating and broadcasting. Although it is not easy to be successful in eating and broadcasting, it is fortunate that Yu Mengruo's table manners are not bad, and he does not need to practice the stunt of eating and not rubbing lipstick like the human ladies, nor does he use it as a big eater. selling point.
Just eat deliciously, this is very easy, after eating the travel meal for so long, now he doesn't need to mobilize his emotions to perform "delicious" when he eats barbecue, and even needs to restrain his emotions, except for wiping his mouth from time to time , but also for a clean wipe to wipe the happy tears from the corners of the eyes.
Because he was too concentrated, he didn't realize that the audience in the live broadcast room was actually looking at him with awe.
[Friends, do you have a lot of question marks? 】
【Yes, I have! What the **** is this meat? Also, what kind of plant are those leaves, and what is the strange condiment that the anchor adds a spoonful of every time, will it have hallucinogenic effects? Could the anchor be contaminated with something that shouldn't be contaminated? ! 】
[Calm down, that's Sharka's hero, Sharka didn't persuade him not to eat, it's definitely fine. 】
[Why are the anchor's lips getting redder? Why does the anchor cry all the time, you...why are you so pure? The anchor's expression, this look ah ah ah ah! 】
[Ah, ah, ah, I understand you, my fatherly love for the anchor has been tarnished! I don't want to spoil, but I can't resist it! Lord Sharka is truly a peerless female with a will of steel! How on earth did he manage to show a smile full of the brilliance of his father in the face of this expression and send the anchor away, if it were me! I want to speak! ! 】
【Excited friends, do you want to take an ice bath to calm down? How could I forget the last episode so quickly? Sharka can keep his brilliance because he is not hungry. He has already talked on the sofa bed, the bay window and the carpet before. 】
[Some viewers are starting to die again, I seriously warn you, I will not be angry if I miss the base where the anchor introduces him, but if you let me miss this part that is currently being broadcast, I will definitely ask you to duel! 】
Under the reminder of some sensible viewers, the fans of the live broadcast room suddenly realized that while busy recording screen and screenshots, they began to re-edit their speeches to purify the live broadcast room and create a harmonious atmosphere of friendly food lovers gathering. Whenever I find a bullet screen that is in danger of sliding towards discord, I swarm it and start to refresh the screen with harmonious, healthy and topical content.
[So, what kind of meat is it? It looks so delicious, I really want to eat it! 】
[The dish is also very tender and moist, I really want to know what it tastes like. 】
【And that sauce...】
Because the fans spontaneously maintained order, when Yu Mengruo's excitement gradually calmed down, he paid attention to the barrage and comments again. He didn't find out what happened in the live broadcast room at all, and he didn't know that he was bloodbathed just because he ate a barbecue. Regarding the sudden increase in the number of viewers during the meal, Yu Mengruo mistakenly believed that it was all due to the lettuce and Lao Ganma.
Watching the discussion about food on the screen, when Sharka was done pulling Wright to sit down, the naive male immediately asked the female to explain what the prey was today.
Sharka's knowledge has been able to stand the test, and in response to the request of the hero, he introduced all aspects of this prey clearly in a few words.
Yu Mengruo taught the two females how to eat again, and looked at them expectantly, wanting to take pictures of them being intoxicated with food.
The audience in the live broadcast room quietly observed all this, and exchanged opinions in a subtle way.
[I hope this barbecue will not be so delicious that all the Zerg will show their mouths after eating it. 】
[Lord Sharka, I can do it! Gender is not an obstacle to real face control at all, but that Xiao Lai... forget it. 】
But what made them a little regretful was that although Sharka was in a good mood when he ate it, he was not as exaggerated as Yu Mengruo. He sincerely but restrained praised the male baby's incredible sauce.
But when it was Wright's turn to put the vegetable bag in his mouth, the female's eye circles turned red as she chewed.
Barrage: [Ah, don't, my eyes! I do not want to see】
After a second, Wright, who can't eat spicy food, coughed violently, "Water, give me some water!"
Yu Mengruo's agile and moist eyes dried up in a second: she felt that the atmosphere she had worked so hard to create had collapsed, and it was all destroyed by Wright. He couldn't help but glance at Wright with dangerous suspicion in places that the camera couldn't see, trying to see if this guy was causing trouble for him.
Who knows what it is like to be locked in by the mental power of a higher male worm. Wright coughed and cried, but still shouted with all his strength: "Spicy—it's too spicy, it's delicious!"
…
After eating barbecue, I don't know whether it is a success or a failure. Yu Mengruo didn't know whether he was in a good mood or bad, but he was very tired and expressed that he didn't want to go to the forest with the smell of barbecue, and wanted to go back to the base to take a bath and change. clothing.
Under the circumstance that the security system of the base was fully activated to ensure the safety of the male worm, Sharka took the initiative to take the task of sending Wright back to the mining area, and left with the tool worm that had been tortured all day, educating him while driving on the road. Don't be so reckless in the future, don't always talk to the males.
Although there are only three females on B612, Wright is not usually in front of them at all. In addition to teaching people to talk, Sharka is usually not lively. But when they all left, the surroundings suddenly became quiet, and Yu Mengruo was still not used to it.
He finally decided not to delay anymore and called J10, intending to talk to him.
Sharka didn't know the existence of the system, just guessed that everything he had now came from the arrangement and gift of his biological parents. But Yu Mengruo knew that he would choose the current life, largely driven by J10's mission.
Yu Mengruo asked, "Xiao Shi Xiao Shi, are you there?"
The system appeared in response, as if it didn't know Yu Mengruo's troubles at all: "I've been here all the time, host, what's the matter?"
Yu Mengruo found that she didn't really want to say anything, so she tried to say: "Xiao Shi, there are obviously no aphids in my greenhouse. Why did you give me the task of eliminating aphids? Are you lying to me?"
J10 was not at all stumped, and answered very smoothly: "Of course I didn't lie to you. Aphids will **** the juice of vegetables and will not bite wormholes directly on the leaves, which will only lead to deformed vegetables and reduced yields..."
Yu Mengruo was very shocked: "What-! So I didn't finish the task, you really didn't care about my lettuce?! Xiao Shi, I misread you! You are so ruthless and ruthless, how could you treat me like this!"
Although J10 is just a brain, he accidentally enjoys the same treatment as Sharka, and realizes how difficult it is for males to work.
However, the J10 is also an advanced and powerful system, and said calmly, "How could that be the host. Of course I wouldn't treat you like that. Your lettuce did have aphids—there were a few affected plants in the greenhouse. The outermost leaves have been deformed as proof. However, in order to protect the vegetables you planted for the first time from reducing the yield, I have mixed pesticides into the irrigation system according to your instructions, and carried out a treatment on your greenhouse. dealt with."
The system said comprehensively: "So, I have neither lied to you, nor will I allow your interests to suffer losses!"
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