How to get rid of being a baby? The whole family fights monsters while I eat milk

The two of them were very happy.

"Hehe." Su Ming laughed loudly on purpose, attracting the attention of Grandma Dai Xue.

Grandma Dai Xue looked at his movements and felt a little strange, "What is this child laughing at?"

Lin Mianmian said quickly, "I don't know either. Maybe he thinks there is something interesting in Dai Xue's belly. It is said that children can see things that adults can't see."

Grandma Dai Xue stared at Dai Xue's belly for a while, and then said with some disdain, "Huh, these are all fictitious things."

But in her heart, she was inexplicably looking forward to it. Could it be that Dai Xue was really pregnant?

Before Lin Mianmian came, she had expected that Dai Xue's mother-in-law would not be an easy person to deal with, and she did not care about her sarcasm. She held Dai Xue's hand and talked to her for a long time.

At noon, the chef not only prepared a table of food to entertain Lin Mianmian according to Dai Xue's mother-in-law's request, but also specially prepared delicious baby food for Su Ming.

"I'm sorry, we don't have a baby chair at home, I'm afraid it's a bit inconvenient for Xiao Ming to eat." Dai Xue said apologetically.

"Yes, there are no children in my family, where can I get a baby chair." Her mother-in-law took the opportunity to say sarcastically.

"It's okay, Xiao Ming doesn't have to be so troublesome to eat." Lin Mianmian pretended not to understand what her mother-in-law said, and sat down with Su Ming in her arms.

Su Ming picked up the baby bowl and spoon on the dining table and started eating. He didn't need to be fed at all, and he ate very well.

Grandma Dai Xue was stunned, "Such a young child, can actually eat complementary food by himself without being fed?"

"Of course, Xiao Ming is very smart. Not to mention complementary food, he can even peel oranges and bananas by himself now." Lin Mianmian said with a smile.

For ordinary children, it is impossible to do this when they are only a few months old, but Su Ming is not an ordinary child.

Su Ming was a little speechless. While he was eating, he complained in his heart, [I am not a mentally retarded child. Isn't it normal to eat and eat fruits by myself? ]

Grandma Dai Xue looked at Su Ming's well-behaved appearance and liked him more and more. If her future grandson could be as well-behaved and smart as Su Ming, and look so cute, it would be a blessing for her to cultivate for several lifetimes.

After Su Ming finished his meal, he looked up and looked around, and suddenly stretched out his hands to Grandma Dai Xue and hummed.

Lin Mianmian was a little surprised, "Oh, it seems that Xiao Ming likes you very much, Auntie, do you want to hug Xiao Ming?"

Grandma Dai Xue certainly couldn't refuse such a cute little baby, but she also had to save face, so she couldn't change her attitude immediately. After all, she had just strictly forbidden Dai Xue to open the door for these two people.

"Okay, since he insists on me hugging him, then I will hug him."

She took Su Ming and looked at his chubby little face. She endured and endured, but finally couldn't help teasing him.

Seeing that her mother-in-law also liked Su Ming, Dai Xue was relieved.

However, the next second, Su Ming waved his little hand and directly knocked over the teacup in front of her mother-in-law.

The tea flowed all over the floor and the cup was broken.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, this child has never been so noisy before. Maybe he was excited when he saw you." Lin Mianmian quickly apologized and flattered Grandma Dai Xue.

Dai Xue was also very nervous, fearing that her mother-in-law would be angry and drive Su Ming and the others out.

After all, that tea was her mother-in-law's favorite health tea. It was said that it was very difficult to buy, and her mother-in-law had to ask for help to buy a few cans.

But what she didn't expect was that her mother-in-law was not angry at all this time. Instead, she was concerned about whether Su Ming was scalded. "Oh my little babe, this is boiling water, blow on grandma's hands."

She blew a few breaths on Su Ming's hands, and was relieved after making sure that Su Ming was fine.

"Isn't it just a teacup that was knocked over? Why are you looking at me? It's the nature of children to be naughty? Can I still argue with a child?" Seeing that Dai Xue and the others were looking at her nervously, she cursed angrily.

Lin Mianmian was about to smile, but she heard Su Ming's inner voice.

[I'm not naughty, your health tea is comparable to chronic poison, I don't let you drink it for your own good. 】

When Su Ming smelled the tea just now, he felt something was wrong. Wasn't this the deadly health tea he had seen in the news in previous lives? The group that sold this tea at the time deliberately hyped it up, saying that drinking this tea regularly can not only prolong life, but also prevent Alzheimer's disease and relieve the symptoms of the three highs. In short, it is extremely precious to middle-aged and elderly people.

This kind of rhetoric is not good for young people.

Of course, it is useless to say it, but it hits the pain point for middle-aged and elderly people.

Many elderly people are not only brainwashed to buy this health tea crazily, but also recommend it to their relatives and friends, making this fake product, which is obviously a scam, popular in the middle-aged and elderly circles, and finally alarmed the relevant departments.

After the investigation of the relevant departments, it was found that this tea is not only ineffective, but drinking too much can easily affect cardiovascular and cerebrovascular functions, and it is a deadly tea.

When this news was just broadcast, there were still many brainwashed middle-aged and elderly people who did not believe it. The relevant departments spent a lot of time on publicity and asked community workers to persuade door to door to make those elderly people wake up.

[It’s just that I can protect you for a while, but I can’t protect you for a lifetime. I hope you don’t drink too much and die before the relevant departments find this tea. ] Su Ming sighed in his heart, but still showed a lovely smile to Grandma Dai Xue on his face.

Hearing Su Ming's words, Lin Mianmian quietly pulled Dai Xue aside and whispered, "What kind of tea is your mother-in-law drinking? Why does it smell so strange to me?"

Dai Xue turned her head and carefully looked at her mother-in-law who was playing with Su Ming, and lowered her voice, "Don't talk nonsense, my mother-in-law will be unhappy again when she hears it. That is a health tea specially prepared by a health master. It is said that my mother-in-law and her friends are drinking it."

"Health master? What health master?" Lin Mianmian shook her head quickly, "The tea your mother-in-law drinks is obviously problematic, how can you stop it?"

"I... I dare not..." Dai Xue shrank her neck, "My mother-in-law especially believes in that master."

Lin Mianmian rolled her eyes and had an idea in her mind.

She took Dai Xue and walked to the dining table, pretending to be curious and asked, "Auntie, what is the tea you just drank? It smells so good, I don't think I have ever smelled this kind of smell before, where did you buy it from?"

"This tea is not ordinary, you can't buy it even if you want to." When it comes to health tea, Grandma Dai Xue's face is indescribably proud, and she told Lin Mianmian about the effects of this tea and how she bought it.

Lin Mianmian deliberately curled her lips, "Auntie, are you bragging? Can a health tea have so many effects?"

"Of course it does, this is personally prepared by a health master." Grandma Dai Xue saw that she didn't believe it, and she immediately became anxious.

"I don't believe it, this must be a lie, unless..." Lin Mianmian frowned and deliberately didn't say the second half of the sentence, waiting for Grandma Dai Xue to ask.

"Unless what?"

"Unless you take this tea to a professional testing agency for identification, and the identification results say that this tea is really that powerful, then I will believe it."