How to get rid of being a baby? The whole family fights monsters while I eat milk

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"Could you be..." After kneeling down, Yang Dazhou raised his head, looked left and right, and uttered a word that made Shen Ningwei speechless, "Could you be the messenger of the Rain God?"

Dengguo Village believes in the culture of gods. In their myths and legends, there are little gods who become immortals at a few years old. Therefore, everyone has no doubt about him and bows to Shen Ningwei again.

Yang Dazhou knelt down and shouted, "Please ask the messenger to bring out the rain god for us and bless our Dengguo Village with good weather."

After experiencing the initial shock, Shen Ningwei calmed down and confirmed that these people were human traffickers! Seeing that she was young, these traffickers thought of a childish way to abduct Su Ming who she had brought out.

"That's right." Shen Ningwei said casually. "Take him away."

The villagers were overjoyed and immediately picked up Su Ming and walked back to the village.

Shen Ningwei stood there and suddenly thought that Chen Wanqiu had combed her hair this morning. Her mother died young, and it hurt when someone combed her hair. It had been a long time since anyone had combed her hair.

Chen Wanqiu would definitely be very sad if she lost the treasure she regarded as her heart.

After standing for a while, Shen Ningwei's legs lifted up uncontrollably. She didn't know what was wrong with her. Even though she said not to, Shen Ningwei still followed the villagers uncontrollably on her legs.

"These human traffickers will definitely make you disabled. Maybe... they will gouge out your eyes, cut out your tongue, or chop off your arms and hands."

"When you are so scared that you are about to pee your pants, I will come out to save you." Shen Ningwei said to herself, then checked the dagger and anti-wolf spray on her body, and followed the villagers to Dengguo with confidence. village.

After all, Shen Ningwei was still a child. She didn't have the accurate and terrifying judgment she would later have, and her physical fitness was also much worse. By the time she arrived at Dengguo Village, it was already dark.

Shen Ningwei suddenly had a bad feeling.

That kid... wouldn't he have been disabled, right?

Shen Ningwei felt a little pity, but it was only a little. Anyway, she had only known the kid for a day. If he was crippled, he would be crippled. At most, he could just give their family a little more compensation.

Affected by the environment in which she grew up, Shen Ningwei was very indifferent to human life. She didn't think it was a big deal to kill someone.

Just when Shen Ningwei was about to go back, she caught a glimpse of a dazzling light.

Looking at the direction, it's not far ahead.

Shen Ningwei walked curiously towards the direction of the light, and soon saw a team of dozens of people parading on the street.

These people wore colorful costumes, held torches in their hands, and shouted some blessings that others could not understand.

Shen Ningwei has seen it on the news. This is a special local culture called Youshen.

But……

Isn’t today a day for wandering gods?

No matter where in the country it is, the day of the Wandering God is always on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and it has already passed.

Could it be that...the god in this wandering god activity is not a god in traditional culture, but...Su Ming who was carried back by them?

How could that kid be so virtuous?

Shen Ningwei just thought it was ridiculous. He didn't believe that a newborn baby would be regarded as a god by a group of villagers.

Soon, the team of wandering gods reached the end, and everyone walked towards a temple. Shen Ningwei hesitated for a moment, but followed.

When she walked into the temple, Shen Ningwei, who was originally full of doubts, was stunned. There was only shock, confusion, and...a trace of fear in her heart.

Su Ming's body was wrapped in yellow cloth and placed on the incense table, with incense burning all around.

Under the candlelight in the temple, the fair and delicate little face actually showed an expression of compassion, as if a god had really come to the world, making people feel pious and awe-inspiring.

The villagers under the incense case all knelt down and worshiped, and the bright yellow majesty on the incense case should not be offended. Shen Ningwei, who was hiding in the dark, actually had the idea of ​​kneeling down and worshiping with others. She didn't believe in God, but the scene in front of her looked too much like the coming of a god.

"A bunch of idiots." Shen Ningwei whispered through gritted teeth.

Even if there really is a god in this world, it will never be this brat!

"If heavy rain doesn't come soon, I'll see if you still want to pay your respects."

Shen Ningwei looked at the weather forecast. Not to mention today, there would be no rain in the next half month.

Do these people think it will rain if they say goodbye to Su Ming? It's just a fool's errand.

She's just waiting here to see the joke.

And Su Ming

He didn't care whether it rained or not, because he found that after the incense was lit, his body had changed.

It was a complex and subtle change. He didn't know exactly what had changed, but he could feel that it was different from before.

It was as if the power of wishes gathered from these incense had built a road to heaven.

Because he did have the ability to summon thunder and rain, Su Ming enjoyed the sacrifices of these people with peace of mind. Since the incense was useful to him, why didn't he enjoy it for a while and satisfy their wishes after he had enjoyed it enough?

Just as Su Ming was enjoying the incense comfortably, the door of the temple was suddenly pushed open.

A boy in school uniform walked in carelessly and kicked over the candlestick by the door. "It's not ancient times now, why are you still doing these superstitious things?"

The boy walked to Li Dazhou and said dissatisfiedly: "Dad, don't do these superstitious things. The teacher has taught us that we should believe in science. My friend is coming to our house today, so you should put away these superstitious things quickly, otherwise it will embarrass me."

"Asshole!" Li Dazhou was frightened and turned pale when his son pushed the door in. Hearing this, he was furious and slapped him directly. Go up, "You bastard! The parade cannot be interrupted midway. If you anger the gods, they will bring disaster!"

Li Hao covered his face and pointed at Su Ming on the incense table and shouted, "What god? He is just a newborn kid. Can he bless you with rain? Don't be ridiculous! Whether it rains or not is determined by the concentration of water vapor in the air. This is a natural law that no one can change. The last time was just a coincidence. You are really ignorant!"

As he said, Li Hao was about to pull the yellow cloth on the incense table again, and the villagers were so scared that they quickly got up from the ground to stop him.

"No, no."

"Child, you will be punished by heaven for disrespecting the gods like this!"

Shen Ningwei watched with interest at the back door.

She said she was waiting to see the excitement, but she didn't expect to see a big excitement.

It seems that there are still smart people in this village. They know that the little ghost on the table is not a god at all.

Shen Ningwei walked into the yard, looked up at the blue sky, took a deep breath of fresh air, and felt extremely relaxed.

The weather was so nice, there was no sign of rain at all.