How to get rid of being a baby? The whole family fights monsters while I eat milk

The two of them were so busy that they had to face each other.

"Actually..." Master Huiwen was about to give Su Long a shot of prevention when his sleeve was grabbed by Su Shikun on the other side.

Su Shikun pulled Master Huiwen aside and said to him in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "When the event is over, you will take Xiaotian to the temple to throw the holy cup. No matter what the result is, you will tell others that you threw the holy cup, so that my uncle will attribute the credit to Xiaotian. After the matter is completed, I will give you three times the reward."

"That won't work." This time, Master Huiwen refused without even thinking about it.

Master Huiwen seemed to have changed into a different person, with no trace of greed in his eyes. "If you throw the angry cup and insist on doing it without the permission of the gods, it will be dangerous."

Master Huiwen's tone trembled as if he thought of something terrible. "If you don't want to be struck by lightning, you'd better not do these things that offend the gods."

Seeing that the other party refused without leaving room for negotiation, Su Shikun couldn't say anything more, but his heart was full of contempt. Even if there were gods in this world, it couldn't be a newborn baby.

Only these people were ignorant and could worship a baby as a god.

Su Long couldn't wait, and before the parade started, he forced Master Huiwen to take him to the temple.

"Xiaotian, you will go there to throw the cup in a while. Remember to be pious. Uncle Grandpa is counting on you this time. Go!"

"Okay." Su Tian took the cup from Su Long.

Through the conversation between Su Long and Master Huiwen just now, Su Tian knew that only if he threw the Holy Grail would his uncle be happy, and if his uncle was happy, he would give him many good things, so he must throw the Holy Grail!

Su Tian thought so, and after kneeling in front of the futon, he kept praying in his heart. It took a long time before he threw the Holy Grail for the first time.

At this time, Chen Wanqiu was holding Su Ming and standing behind the curtain, watching all this curiously.

Li Dazhou said that today's parade was to thank the last rain. If they didn't come, they would be restless.

She didn't want to come at first, but those villagers were kneeling and kowtowing, she couldn't stand it. It happened that Su Bingzhen was also interested in the parade, so she brought Su Ming here.

But she didn't expect to see Su Long and others.

Chen Wanqiu knew about the culture of the cup. Seeing that Su Tian really threw the first time, she prayed silently in her heart, hoping that Su Tian would not throw the Holy Grail. For no other reason, she just didn't want to see these people's proud look!

As Chen Wanqiu expected, Su Tian threw the Wrath Cup the first time.

Unexpectedly, he was so unlucky. Su Tian refused to admit defeat, "It's just a coincidence. I'll try again!"

[Coincidence? The probability of throwing the Wrath Cup is 1/4, and the probability of throwing the Holy Grail is also 1/4, which means that the probability of throwing the Wrath Cup is as difficult as throwing the Holy Grail. Most people throw the Laughing Cup the first time. You have caught up with such a small probability. How can it be a coincidence? ]

Su Ming complained in his heart.

Chen Wanqiu was shocked by Su Ming's intelligence again. He had such a meticulous logic when he was born. She really gave birth to a little monster...

Among the people present, only Su Long couldn't believe this result.

Su Tian was the person personally selected by Master Huiwen. How could he be rejected by the gods!

Su Tian tried again a second time, and the result was still the Wrath Cup!

"You can't throw it again. It will damage your luck!"

Master Huiwen stopped him immediately, but Su Tian didn't listen at all.

He threw it for the third time, and the result was still the Wrath Cup.

The fourth time, the Wrath Cup.

The fifth time, the Wrath Cup.

The sixth time, the Wrath Cup.

As Su Tian threw more and more cups, gradually, no one dared to stop him.

Because what was happening in front of him was too bizarre.

Su Tian actually threw the Wrath Cup six times!

It can be said that throwing it wrong once is a coincidence, but throwing it wrong every time... It is clear that he is not favored by the gods!

"Master Huiwen, didn't you say that Xiaotian is a very spiritual child? Then why did he throw the Wrath Cup six times in a row?" Su Long asked Master Huiwen with a gloomy face.

"I..." Master Huiwen didn't know how to answer for a while.

Su Tian's face was gloomy, "Unless this god is fake!"

After throwing the angry cup six times in a row, Su Tian was furious. He didn't care about anything else. While the adults were not paying attention, he ran to the incense table and pulled down the curtain.

"Xiaotian!" The curtain had been pulled down by Su Tian, ​​and Master Huiwen had no time to stop him

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The curtain slowly fell to the ground.

When the figure behind appeared, the scene suddenly became so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

Although the story of "God Infant Praying for Rain" was reported in the news, no photos were leaked. Except for Li Dazhou and a few villagers, most people had never seen the true face of this "God Infant".

Su Long and Su Shikun did not expect that this person would be Su Ming!

"Uncle, you can see Xiao Ming anytime you want. There is no need to throw the Holy Grail." Chen Wanqiu walked out with Su Ming in her arms with an elegant gait.

She knew that these people were suspicious, and she was telling them in disguise that the protagonist of this welcoming ceremony was her son, Su Ming!

Su Long's brain was down. He had never looked at Su Bingzhen's family straight in the eye, and he had never thought that Su Bingzhen could give birth to such a son. If what was reported in the news was true, then Su Bingzhen was really blessed.

"By the way, I heard that you are the pioneer, Xiaotian? You must perform well when the event starts." Chen Wanqiu said with a smile.

However, when Su Tian heard these words, it was like a knife cutting his heart!

According to the tradition of the parade, he first had to kowtow to Su Ming to invite him out, and then walk in front of him, burning incense and praying all the way, and clearing all the filth on the road for him.

These procedures, just thinking about them made him feel humiliated, let alone doing them!

"Uncle, I don't want to! I don't want to be the pioneer anymore, can you take me home?" Su Tian could only ask Su Long. These two days, Su Long has been very good to him, so Su Tian believed that Su Long would not bear to see him being wronged!

Unexpectedly, Su Long just frowned when he heard this, "The parade is not a place for you to throw a tantrum at will. So many people have prepared for this event for so long. What will others do if you say you don't want to do it?"

Not only did he not get support but he was also scolded. Su Tian couldn't help crying.