How to Survive As a Villain

Xiao Yu’an was immersed in a small river to bathe, and the night was cool and cool. Xiao Yu’an hurriedly cleaned himself, squatting at the bottom of the river, half-walking and walking to the place where the clothes were placed on the shore. On the shore, I found a monkey looking around his clothes.

Xiao Yuan smiled and cast a small stone next to the monkey to scare it away: "My clothes are not food, so what are you curious about?"

The monkey was shocked, his teeth yelled at Xiao Yu'an, and then picked up one of his shoes and slammed into the river.

"Hey!" Xiao Yuan shouted, turned to go fishing, one did not catch, the shoes drifted away.

The monkey was still screaming on the shore, and Xiao Yuan punched it with a fist: "You are fierce, you are fierce."

There is no one shoe, can you jump back to the military camp on one foot? Xiao Yuan walked ashore with a headache and reached for the clothes. Who knows that the monkey suddenly picked up the clothes on the ground and ran out in the direction of the woods.

Xiao Yuan was stupid for half a second, and he was going to chase: ‘‘Hey! Stand still! ”

A person came in the distance. Xiao Yu'an was a gentleman who came to take a shower. He didn't care to continue chasing the monkeys. He turned his head and blinked, and immediately turned and threw himself into the river.

Luohe Qing: "..."

Xiao Yuan drilled out of the river and touched the waterdrop on his face: "Hey, the monkey grabbed my clothes! Quickly, help me chase!"

Luohe Qingshun looked in the direction he pointed, but it was already a long time, and there was a shadow of a monkey.

Xiao Yuan immersed himself in the river and wanted to drown himself.

Luhe Qing leaned over the river and reached out to him: "Come up, the water is cold."

Xiao Yuan emerged from the water and spit out a sip of water. He said vaguely: "I didn't wear clothes and I didn't wear clothes."

The river sighed and coughed, and untied his coat. He handed it over and the tone was not to be overwhelmed: "First wear me, come up."

Xiao Yu'an hesitantly walked ashore and took over the robe of Luohe Qing. He quickly draped it, and hurriedly walked toward the military camp: "Walk away, go back to find clothes to wear, and die cold."

Luohe Qing took a few steps to catch Xiao Yu'an, took a look at his knees, and hit the man to pick up: "Don't worry, no shoes beware of hurting feet."

A momentary vacancy allowed Xiao Yu'an to subconsciously reach out and hold the neck of Luhe Qing to prevent the two people from falling unsteadily. When they came back, they found that they really thought too much, and the river was clear and healthy, and it was stable and stable.

Xiao Yuan couldn't help but say: "Hey brother, I am also a big man. You hold it and hug it. I don't want to face it. Although it is very su, it is about face, or you still carry me."

Luhe Qing said: "You are empty below, you can't carry it."

Xiao Yuan said: "Okay, okay... Yes, yes, reasonable, suddenly miss my own body, although I still can hold it, but at least let

Look at it. ”

Inexplicably, I remembered that the name of the Xi's country was exactly the same as that of the prince, and Xiao Yuan couldn't help but sway.

Luohe Qing glanced at him and asked, "Cold?"

"Ah? What?" Xiao Yuan returned to God. "Cold? It seems to be a bit cold."

When Xiao Yu'an came out of the river, he didn't wipe the water. The coat of the river was worn on him without any accident. It was soaked on Xiao Yu'an and was blown by the wind. It was really cool.

Luohe Qing held a small hug to Xiao Yu'an and walked quickly to the military camp. Several patrolling teenagers looked at the emperor and hugged a man wearing only a thin coat. Almost half naked man came and was shocked with a pistol. Straight down to the ground.

Xiao Yu'an looked at the sky and coughed twice, and shouted at them: "When the bath is taken away by the monkeys, what are your eyes? Are you hugged? What are you being hugged? Explain that your emperor knows the people? Persevere from the masses. Do you know the leadership methods and work guidelines that go to the masses? Don't think about the strange aspects of old age."

The youngsters are selective and deaf, and they can't help but growl: I am a mother who believes that you have a ghost! !