How to Thrive in the ’60s

Someone snatched food, and Yun Chang suddenly felt that the big white noodle steamed buns were really delicious. He took a bite of the steamed buns, and then took a bite of the cucumber that Gu Shinian fed, and settled his lunch in three bites.

The food here was put away, and the brat stopped making noise, grabbed the chopsticks from the woman's hand, and ate the braised pork in big mouthfuls.

Yun Shang got up early in the morning, Lai played with Qiuqiu on Gu Shinian's bed for a while, and soon fell asleep in a daze.

Gu Shinian and Bai Qingjie each took out a few newspapers, and sat on Yunshang's bunk to read them.

After dinner, when the surrounding passengers gradually quieted down, the woman on the upper bunk spoke again:

"Comrade, let me discuss something with you."

Bai Qingjie couldn't even maintain the most basic polite smile on his face, he frowned and looked at the woman, "What are you discussing?"

The woman looked enviously at the thin blanket on Yunshang's belly, and said with a smile, "Your sister is not tall, and there is more than half of the bed left, so let my little treasure sleep on your sister's bed?"

Bai Qingjie and Gu Shinian glanced at each other before realizing that they did not have auditory hallucinations.

This woman wants to share her dirty bear child with the clean, well-behaved Yun Shang who sleeps peacefully!

Ask Ah Chang to share a bed with a dirty boy! ! !

Gu Shinian was happy.

Bai Yancheng felt sorry for Yunshang, and was worried that Yunshang would not sleep well on the road, so he arranged a separate bed for her. As a result, as soon as she got in the car, someone came up with the idea of ​​Yunshang's bed.

Seeing the ugly faces of Bai Qingjie and Gu Shinian, the woman continued disapprovingly, "I'm an adult with a child, sleeping in such a high bunk, it's not safe, and it's crowded. I saw that the two children were about the same height, each with a head It happens to be able to sleep a full bunk, and there is no waste."

Gu Shinian turned his head, glanced at the rambunctious brat at the end of the carriage, and replied coldly, "My sister is a girl, she likes to be clean, and she's not used to sharing a bed with other people. If you want to sleep comfortably, you can Ask the conductor for another ticket."

Bai Qingjie couldn't hide the sarcasm on Bai Qingjie's face. After Gu Shinian finished speaking, he immediately continued, "Let my sister share half of your bed? How much do you plan to pay my sister?"

The woman didn't expect Gu Shinian and Bai Qingjie to speak so bluntly and harshly, her complexion darkened immediately, and she muttered unhappily,

"I really think I'm a capitalist's lady, and I'm not used to sharing a bed with others, what a rotten thing!"

Bai Qingjie became angry at once, closed the newspaper with a snap, stood up and stared at the woman on the upper bunk, "What are you talking about? Who are you calling a capitalist lady? My sister is a capitalist lady if she doesn't share the same bed with your son. Then you don’t let comrades who bought standing tickets sleep in the same bed with you, are you also an old capitalist woman?”

As soon as these words came out, people in several boxes around burst into laughter, and some people echoed Bai Qingjie's words strangely, "This lesbian, there are so many comrades without seats in the front car, you are so generous and selfless, you are so generous and selfless. Let half of the bed be given to brothers and sisters who have bought standing tickets."

The woman turned pale with anger.

Can this be the same?

How old is the little girl, how old is she?

If her bed was divided in half, she would be labeled as a broken shoe before she got off the train!

Bai Qingjie didn't look at the woman's embarrassing and angry face, sat beside Gu Shinian, and said in a low voice, "At that time, with such a person around, I guess it would not be easy on the road. You sleep on the upper bunk at night, and I sleep under the bed and watch the little girl." Seven." lest the woman do anything bad to Yun Shang.

Gu Shinian shook his head, "No, just think of a way to drive people away later, so that nothing will happen and A-Shang will be picked up with dirty words."

With brats around, sooner or later something will happen.

Gu Shinian didn't forget about the bad boy's idea of ​​playing basketball.

Yun Shang didn't know that she had missed a good show, and didn't open her eyes in a daze until the sun was westward.

Qiuqiu woke up a long time ago, and was lying on the side of the pillow, sticking out her little paws to play with Yunshang's braids.

"A-Shang, get up and drink some water." Gu Shinian handed the water bottle to Yun Shang's mouth, and threw Qiuqiu, who kept making trouble, into Bai Qingjie's arms.

After taking a few mouthfuls of sweet cold white, Yunshang immediately regained her spirits. Under Gu Shinian's gesture, she hugged Qiuqiu and followed him to the end of the carriage...

After a while, Yun Chang turned back with a stern face, glanced at the mother and son who were sleeping soundly on the upper bunk, sat on Gu Shinian's bed, and quietly started doing bad things.

Bai Qingjie was reading a newspaper on the lower bunk, when suddenly, a drop of water dripped from the middle of the newspaper, and then the water dropped like rain, one drop after another, in a continuous line.

"Ah! This auntie is wetting the bed!" Yun Shang exaggeratedly widened her eyes and said, pointing to the dripping mattress on the upper bunk.

The people in several boxes around were dumbfounded by Yun Shang's voice.

Someone wet the bed?

Or an aunt?

Ouch! That would be too embarrassing!

Bai Qingjie subconsciously threw away the newspaper in his hand, thinking that he was almost doused with 'piss', immediately retched, and almost vomited out.

It's disgusting!

How old are you, and you still wet the bed!

Change bed!

The bed must be changed! ! !

Bai Qingjie got up angrily, and under the curious eyes of everyone looking over from time to time, he asked the conductor to coordinate and change the berth.

Until he got out of the carriage, Bai Qingjie didn't realize that the one who wetted the bed might not be a woman, but her naughty brat who hates dogs.

The woman was also woken up by the wet bed at this moment. She lifted the quilt and saw that even the pants and the quilt on the bed were soaked. In a daze, she heard a small delicate voice saying in surprise:

"Auntie, why do you pee so much? Look, the bed is flooded!"

The woman was dumbfounded.

I wet the bed?

This is my pee! ?

No, it must be Xiaobao peeing!

The woman picked up the bear, and seeing that half of the bear's pants were dry, he stood there in a daze, as if he had seen a ghost.

The bear boy was woken up by the woman's movements, rubbed his eyes, and screamed in surprise: "Mom! Why are you wetting the bed? My pants are half wet!"

Seeing the woman's ignorant face of doubting her life, Yun Chang couldn't help laughing and fell into Gu Shinian's arms.

Why does it feel so good to sneak around and do bad things?

As long as she can get rid of this annoying pair of mother and son, she won't waste a big basin of spring water.

Bai Qingjie quickly came over with the conductor, and asked the conductor to find him another three beds next to each other with a depressed face, and he wanted to take his younger siblings to change beds.

If I live in the lower bunk of this woman, maybe I will be washed away by urine in the middle of the night.

The sleeper berths on the train were already tense, and it was almost impossible to coordinate three berths next to each other at once. Naturally, the conductor could not agree to Bai Qingjie's request.

Finally, under the hint of Gu Shinian's Yun Shang, and at the initiative of the woman, the conductor finally moved the 'bed-wetting' mother and child to another carriage.