How to Thrive in the ’60s

Before Yun Chang entered the door, in front of Bai Qingjie, she rubbed her eyes vigorously until her watery eyes turned red, then covered her forehead with one hand and her chest with the other, and twitched amid Bai Qingjie's bewildered expression. He walked towards the door happily.

Bai Qingjie came back to his senses, hurriedly rubbed his big hands to catch up, and said flatteringly, "Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi, don't talk to me..."

"Wuuu, third cousin, I have a headache and chest pain, and I can't speak." Yun Chang pursed her mouth, swayed her feet a few times, coughed lightly in her mouth, and walked at a pace that seemed slow but actually fast out of the house.

Isn't it just acting!

She had learned the essence of Wang Xiuli's acting just now, and if Bai Qingjie didn't tell the truth, she dug a big hole and buried him!

Let's see if he dares to be dishonest outside and provoke unruly women casually.

Bai Qingjie was about to cry.

His well-behaved and cute little sister is so insane when she plays dirty tricks!

She went in and complained to the old man in this state, so he couldn't keep his skin.

If he had known that Xiao Qi would cheat him like this, he would have honestly explained to Xiao Qi just now.

"Master, woo woo, I almost can't see you woo woo~"

As soon as Yunshang entered the living room, she started to twitch. When the old man looked over, she put down her hand on her forehead, exposed the big blue and black bump on her forehead, and began to complain while crying.

"What's the matter!?" The old man was so startled that the teacup in his hand almost fell to the ground. After he realized it, he quickly caught Yun Shang and sat down on the sofa, and shouted furiously outside the door, "Qingjie! Bai Qingjie! Give it to me Get in!"

Seeing the big bump on his delicate granddaughter's head that was an eyesore, the old man's heart trembled with distress, and he wished he could beat Bai Qingjie, an unreliable bastard, to death.

Let him take Xiaoqi to see off the family of the second child, and he actually made Xiaoqi come back with such an injury!

With a mournful face, Bai Qingjie came over with his head drooped, his eyes just met Yun Shang who was making a face at him with the old man behind his back, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

What crime has he committed? How did you provoke such a living ancestor!

After cheating him, you still want to piss him off on purpose. Do you want the old man to beat him to death?

The old man picked up the feather duster under the coffee table,

Finding Bai Qingjie, he drew it over, "That's how you take care of Xiao Qi! Tell me, what's wrong with Xiao Qi!"

While hiding from the old man's feather duster around the sofa, Bai Qingjie yelled exaggeratedly, "Oh! It hurts! Xiaoqi, please tell my father to be gentle, it hurts too much..."

He is really wronged, he let his comrades calculate, was splashed with dirty water by unscrupulous lesbians, and now he is letting his little cousin be beaten up. Who is he messing with?

Yun Chang didn't know that Bai Qingjie was far away in his heart. Seeing that he dared to evade the old man's beating with a smooth tongue, and had the face to ask her to intercede for him, and didn't mention the things he didn't know clearly with the lesbians outside, he felt even more angry up.

She stood up from the sofa tremblingly, coughing repeatedly, and swayed her feet to stop the old man, "Master, third cousin hurts, don't hit him, third cousin didn't brake on purpose to make me hit him!" head..."

Look, how cute am I? Even Bai Qingjie made him unable to stand still. Regardless of previous suspicions, he forced his weak body to intercede for him. Where in the world could he find such a good sister like her?

Bai Qingjie was about to cry.

Xiaoqi, you can shut up!

Are you begging for mercy, or adding fuel to the fire?

Sure enough, it's good that Yun Chang didn't intercede. As soon as he opened his mouth, the old man became even more angry, "Stop! Xiao Qi's head was really hit by you!? You still have the face to hide, get over here and stand at attention!"

After scolding Bai Qingjie, the old man quickly pulled Yunshang to sit down on the sofa, looked at the big black bun on Yunshang's hair, his distressed facial features were all wrinkled together, "Oh, my dear girl, you Sit down quickly. Tell me, where else does it hurt besides your head?"

This time the little granddaughter came back so thin that she was like a bamboo pole. Such a delicate and weak little granddaughter, let the bastard, the third boy, hit her like this, did he rush to reincarnate in such a hurry!

This was a sudden brake and hit his head. If he didn't stop the car and didn't know where the car would hit, what would happen to his little granddaughter with a broken arm and broken leg?

This bastard who is struck by lightning!

Bai Qingjie clasped his hands behind him, begging Yun Shang again and again, Yun Shang raised his eyelids, and without looking at Bai Qingjie, he covered his chest with his hands exaggeratedly, and said in a miserable voice:

"...Grandpa, I have a headache, dizziness, and chest tightness. I feel so uncomfortable. I can't breathe. I'm about to faint."

As he spoke, he was still leaning softly on the sofa, looking like he couldn't get up.

Bai Qingjie was so blinded by Yun Shang's pretentious performance, he turned his head and secretly grinded his back molars.

This little cousin is really... so insane!

The old man naturally also saw that Yunshang had acting elements, but she lost a lot of weight when she came back this time, and now she is leaning on the sofa to sell miserably, and with the big black bump on her forehead, The whole person looks like an emoji, weak, helpless, and pitiful.

The old man couldn't bear to dismantle Yunshang's performance, so he tried his best to suppress the twitching corners of his mouth. Sitting next to Yunshang, he didn't even dare to speak loudly, for fear that after a big gasp, he would knock down the "weaker" person on the sofa in one breath. The little granddaughter was blown away.

"Xiaoqi, don't worry, I'll let the people from the health center come over..." Regardless of whether the granddaughter is really dizzy or has tightness in her chest, anyway, the big bump on her forehead needs to be dealt with quickly.

Xiaoqi has a good face, it would be a pity if he loses his appearance.

Bai Qingjie was very witty and quickly called the health center. After hanging up the phone, he watched the old man go to the study to find his horsewhip. Code, "Xiao Qi, why don't you take a break first, and then the third cousin will tell you about my going to the countryside?"

If you don't hurry up and beg for mercy from the little girl, the old man will beat him with a whip.

Between losing face and being whipped, he had better choose to lose face in front of Xiao Qi.

Yun Chang's eyes lit up, she sat up lazily, pulled the old man's arm and said, "Master, I took a rest, and suddenly I didn't feel dizzy, my chest didn't feel so tight, and... still felt My mouth has no taste, I want to eat some egg cake."

The old man: "..."

Bai Qingjie: "..."

What kind of little granddaughter (little cousin) is this? This is clearly a living ancestor!

Half an hour later, Yun Chang sat cross-legged on the bed with the red potion on her forehead, stuffed a soft and sweet egg cake into her mouth, and listened to Bai Qingjie explain his "love and hatred" with Wang Xiuli.