[HP] Disappearing Cat Raccoon

Chapter 61: Chapter 61

About the **** tail tip:

"Crookshanes!"

Hermione exclaimed and grabbed Crookshanks in her arms, then saw him with a **** kitten in his mouth.

"Tell me! Whose seed!!"

About the Professor of History of Magic:

Since then, Hogwarts has a ghost named Binns, and his favorite thing to do is to gossip with his classmates "thinking about the past".

"Since you have so much gossip, why was your magical history so boring back then!"

"Because being a teacher doesn't talk about gossip, and when you talk about gossip, you don't become a teacher."

"...you won."

Or about the Professor of History of Magic:

Professor Blake's lectures are very interesting, explain the simple things in simple terms, and gossip a lot. Listening to her class is like being in a historical scene—

However, she will arrange a lot of homework later, after statistics:

Most of the first grade homework is spent on the history of magic, but because of this, the grammar and spelling of these little kids have been greatly improved...

congratulations?

about work:

Irina lives at school on 135 days and goes home on 246 days

Sirius was on duty as an Auror one to three to five days, returning home two, four or six days.

Perfect

Irina went home every 246 days, took homework corrections, and was furious in the face of the bear child's incomprehensible homework.

Sirius went home every 246 days, put on the Ministry of Magic pager, and went out in the middle of the night to solve the problem—

Then the two and Regulus scold Dumbledore together.

Dumbledore: ? ? ?

About the wedding scene of Irina where the Potions Professor is located:

Snape:…

Harry: Professor, Irina and Sirius are finally married, are you shaking because you are moved?

Snape:…

Irina: Professor, we will be colleagues from now on, are you moved?

Sirius: Of course he didn't dare move.

Snape:…

About moving:

Ron and Lavender Brown are getting married and moving.

Harry and Hermione are getting married and moving.

Irina and Sirius are married...

"If you dare to move, I dare to cry and show you!"

— from Mrs. Black, who was still scolding **** traitors three years ago, with tears in her eyes.

They didn't move.

About Master Ma:

Master Ma married the youngest daughter of the Greenglass family, Astoria.

Most of the people who come when they get married are Gryffindors

What's wrong with you Malfoy? ? ?

About Rita:

Finished writing Voldemort's autobiography - "The years when I was actually a half-blood but insisted on pure blood"

Irina: …I suggest you change your name

Rita: What's your name?

Irina: "My ancestor was Slytherin, and then I collected the treasures of the three founders and made Horcruxes. Finally, these three were all destroyed by Slytherin's basilisk."

Rita:…

Irina: The subtitle is "Gryffindor's Sword Laughing Without Silence"

Rita: ...let me change the title.

The last Voldemort autobiography was published under the title—

"The Life of Despised Tom"

Irina: … ok 666

Still about Rita:

Rita: I'm going to write Dumbledore in my next autobiography.

Irina: Do you want me to gossip with you about his dark history?

Harry: I'll come, I'll come too.

Hermione: Add me.

Ron: I've heard of some too.

Sirius: Want my help?

Rita: ...you students, what's going on!

Everyone else: →_→You are also his student

about work

Irina: I, Professor of the History of Magic

Sirius: I, Auror

Harry: I, the Quidditch Seeker

Ron: I'm struggling with the Auror exams

Hermione: I, Ron's invigilator, by the way, Ron, you failed your second exam

Ron:…

About the future:

Harry and Hermione have two children, brother and sister

brother with brown hair and green eyes, sister with red hair and green eyes

The favorite of the two is Ron.

Ron: Just because I play games with them?

Siblings: No, because we both love Lavender.

Ron: Why!

Siblings: Maybe it's because she's so tricked that we can eat ice cream that we can't eat at home every time, otherwise, Ron, you can still get married?

Lavender: …I hear it! !

Or about the future:

Harry and Hermione, one in Ravenclaw and one in Hufflepuff

Ron and Lavender have three children, one in Gryffindor and two in Hufflepuff

Irina: Wow, the future student council president has been wrapped by Hufflepuff! Hufflepuff is the best college!

This is a big win for Hufflepuff!

Or about the future:

"So are you going to have kids?"

Irina and Sirius laughed and said to Regulus, "You talk too much."

"The Black family is gone, do you still want to inherit the throne?"

Mrs. Black sneered: "It's better to let them keep our portraits, so that we can all live a hundred years."

Regulus: Mom is worthy of being a mom