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Chapter 177 176. The funniest domestic comedy I've ever seen

After greeting Wei Wu and Liu Tianxian, Jing Tian followed Ning Hao into the theater. Under the guidance of the staff, the two of them officially sat down.

"Director Ning, long time no see."

"Sister Bingbing, long time no see, you look so beautiful today!"

"Really? Thank you!"

...

Ning Hao was quite comfortable, basically greeting the stars around him one by one.

And Jing Tian was a little bit restrained, with her hands tightly pressed against her trouser seams, unable to open her mouth or move her legs.

After all, the people sitting next to her were all big stars, like a newbie mixed in with a group of big guys, which made her feel very stressed.

She could call out the names of each one, but they definitely didn't know her, so she could only lower her head and pretend to be an ostrich.

Oh my god, Wei Wu's face is really great!

So many first-line celebrities came to the premiere to show their support, and the four Dan and Shuang Bing were all present, making it like the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Awards Ceremony!

Don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me...

How embarrassing! Why hasn't the movie started yet?

As Jing Tian muttered silently, the lights in the theater dimmed, everyone stopped chatting, and the movie officially began.

After the dragon logo, it was still the familiar "Jade Seal" cutscene of Weiguo Film, but this time the cutscene was obviously much more refined.

It is not difficult to see that Weiguo Film should be rich now.

Weiwu Works

After the cutscene, there are four big words.

Jing Tian always feels that the four words "Weiwu Works" are very impressive when they are thrown out!

Then enter the main film, the first shot is a close-up of a red finish tape, which is actually a red tape with "Finish" printed on it.

Accompanied by the exciting music and the panting of the contestants, a tense and exciting bicycle race is in progress.

Leading role: Huang Bo

Starring: Jiu Kong, Rong Xiang, Xu Zheng, Yang Mi, Wang Shuangbao, Ba Duo, Dong Lifan, Gao Jie

As the cast list was refreshed, two players in the screen entered the final sprint to the finish line.

As a result, the man on the left suddenly fell before the finish line, and then the male protagonist played by Huang Bo excitedly raised his arms and rushed across the finish line, welcoming the cheers and applause of the audience.

"Wait a minute, the referee signaled us that Zhang Ting of the Shanxi team was very close to Geng Hao.

"Oh, the result is out, the real champion is - Zhang Ting of the Shanxi team! The result is 0.01 seconds faster than Geng Hao. "

It turned out that although Zhang Ting fell before crossing the finish line, his helmet accidentally touched the finish line earlier than Geng Hao.

So he won the championship and the gold medal, and then got a bonus of 200,000, while Geng Hao only won the runner-up and got a silver medal.

"Oh, no wonder he is called the silver medal driver. ”

Jing Tian then understood that this was the origin of the film’s title, which was equivalent to recycling the film’s title!

After watching the opening scene, Jing Tian’s personal feeling was just two words: smooth.

The overall editing, rhythm, music, and picture arrangement were all very comfortable, and the actors’ acting skills were also very natural and skillful.

Especially the male lead Huang Bo, although he did look a bit ugly, his acting skills were really impressive.

In fact, before the film was released, there were rumors outside saying:

Huang Bo was lucky and good at flattering, so he was chosen by Wei Wu as the male lead, otherwise he would not be worthy of it with his appearance.

After all, Huang Bo None of them studied acting seriously, but they were in a dubbing class at a vocational college.

For someone like him, it’s OK to play a supporting role like Heipi, but he can’t hold up the leading role at all.

But now, at least from the current clips, this statement is completely nonsense.

Although Huang Bo is not good-looking, he played the role of Geng Hao completely and convincingly.

Well, although Wei Wu is nepotism, he also knows how to use people!

Jing Tian continued to read, and Li Fala, who looked treacherous, appeared and asked Geng Hao to shoot an advertisement for Shenbaiyin Deer Antler Syrup.

"Once Shenbaiyin is opened, good things will come at will! ”

During the filming, Huang Bo drank it without a second thought. As a result, he tested positive for doping in a urine test after the game, and was banned for life.

So the master suffered a cerebral thrombosis in anger, fell in the rain, and his lower body was paralyzed from then on.

When watching this segment, Jing Tian felt that the master acted really well, and he fully portrayed the anger at not fighting and the sadness and helplessness of a small person!

Of course, Huang Bo's performance was also outstanding, and he completely took over the play, and the character of Geng Hao was completely established!

The story came to a temporary end here, and then jumped to a gunfight on a smuggling ship.

The boss of the Wulong Gang on the Taiwan Island forgot to change seats when playing mahjong, and thought that the captain had stolen the money he had put under the seat.

So the two sides started fighting, and in the end the Wulong Gang won a great victory, and then the captain of the ship held the mahjong tile "Dongfeng" and talked about the change of wind before he died.

Rong Xiang immediately slapped his head in annoyance and complained:

"Oh, I forgot to change seats when playing mahjong! Why didn't you tell me, mop.

"Ajie, you are too impulsive! You have no manners, look at how you got beaten up like this!"

Ajie rubbed his nose innocently, and the scene immediately burst into laughter.

The sturdy man who is ruthless and doesn't talk much, this innocent look is very funny!

"Brother, I'm sorry, it was a misunderstanding. You...do you feel pain? It should be very painful!

"Hey, you... don't die, or there will be no one to take us to the mainland!"

As soon as this sentence came out, the captain of the boat, who was unwilling to die, was directly belched, and a burst of laughter broke out at the scene.

Originally, he could still be rescued, but you said that and he was directly pissed off to death!

Then the camera cut back to Huang Bo. His master saw Li Fala's advertisement on TV again. He stood up excitedly and wanted to settle the score with him. As a result, he accidentally fell down the stairs and died.

Huang Bo was also in tears, so he could only find a way to bury his master. But he didn't have enough money, so he could only sell his seafood delivery truck.

It just so happened that Li Fala found two stupid thieves and killers to kill his wife, the fat woman. The two stupid thieves and killers were going to create a car accident, and then they took a fancy to Huang Bo's seafood delivery truck.

As soon as these two stupid thieves appeared, Jing Tian laughed.

Mainly the two of them, there is indeed a strange chemical reaction, which makes people want to laugh when they see them.

"You are full of jingles, do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"

As soon as this sentence came out, the scene broke out with the loudest laughter so far.

The stupid thieves tied up the fat woman and locked her in the truck compartment to take action. As a result, they were hesitant and were instigated by the fat woman to kill their employer Li Fala in return for 60,000 yuan.

"Who do you think I am? We are killers. Do you know the principle?"

Hearing her brother-in-law say this, Jing Tian thought he would not do it! Unexpectedly, the principle was just talk.

Then the cemetery sales manager played by Xu Zheng appeared, and a set of small words made the blood boil:

"This is the latest service project launched by our property company: 18 people send off, all black! It looks like the underworld, right? Yes, right!

"We want the atmosphere! Absolutely solemn and dignified! Absolutely magnificent! Building a mourning hall, sending paper money, funeral services are all one-stop. One~~dragon!!

"Such a good service, I work like this every day, I wish I could have one myself."

The smiles on everyone's faces never faded in this section. It seems that Xu Zheng is born to be a comedian, and this section is really well acted!

For some reason, when he said these lines seriously, everyone couldn't help laughing!

The stupid thieves "temporarily detained" Huang Bo's truck. So Huang Bo could only go to Li Fala to argue, wanting him to pay the 50,000 yuan funeral expenses.

The two quarreled as soon as they disagreed. Li Fala, who was chased and beaten by Huang Bo, rode away on a bicycle. Huang Bo rode his bicycle to chase him, took out his sneakers, and hit Li Fala's bald head hard.

"Can you still ride better than me? You killed my master! Do you admit it? You got me banned! Do you admit it? Do you admit it?"

"Hahaha", there was endless laughter at this scene, including Jing Tian himself who giggled non-stop.

She had discovered that the actors selected by Wei Wu, though they all looked ugly, were quite comedic!

Huang Bo hadn't expected that Li Fala had called the police, and then he ran away in a panic when he heard the sirens.

The sirens also alerted the Wulong Gang and the Thai guys who were trading in the locker room.

"Thai guys, do you want to rob the gang?"

It was Ajie again, who reminded innocently in a low voice:

"Brother, rob the gang, they won't ask the police to come."

"Ah? So..."

Everyone burst into laughter, and Jing Tian was no exception.

It must be said that this fat gangster boss was not scary at all, but cute and silly, with a show effect all over his body.

In order not to be caught, Huang Bo hid in the locker in the locker room, but he was exposed by a phone call from Xu Zheng:

"Mr. Geng, let me tell you, our company is now launching a new offer... Buy a house, get a garden and property, right?

"Hello, did you hear that? Hello? The signal here is not very good! "

"Ahem... I know, I know!"

Wang Xun took off his hat and said proudly: "Come out, it's weird."

The theater burst into laughter again. The hiding scene in the cabinet was very cleverly designed!

Li Fala's murder was exposed, and he accidentally killed his wife during the struggle with his wife.

Just then, Geng Hao came to Li Fala to argue, so Li Fala decided to play along and put the blame on Geng Hao for killing his wife.

In order to clear his suspicion, he also hurt himself. Unexpectedly, the stupid thief duo suddenly returned and blackmailed him for 60,000 yuan.

"Can't do it? I'll help you! "

Brother-in-law hit him hard on the head with a stick, and Li Fala screamed like a pig being slaughtered.

The audience burst into laughter again! After all, Li Fala is so hated now! How can everyone not be happy to see him in trouble?

Jing Tian secretly admired that this plot design was really wonderful!

The ups and downs were interesting and every step was unexpected, but also reasonable.

Huang Bo found a frozen corpse in the back of his truck, so he ran to the police station to report the case, only to find that he had become a suspect in the murder of the fat woman.

So Huang Bo had to run away quickly, but in the process of running away, he did not forget to deal with the funeral of his master, and then he accidentally contacted the boss of the Wulong Gang and started a deal.

"Aren't you a gangster? There are only a few people."

"Ahem...Brother, time is short, it's easier to do things with fewer people!"

"That's all? Just one box!"

"Market price, brother! May I ask... do you have the goods?"

"Tsk, I'm so serious! If I'm not in a hurry... I! Forget it, I won't bother you! I can't give this thing away, you guys take it back for me!"

"Brother, I've been in this business for so long, but this is the first time I've seen someone bring goods like this! Awesome!"

Jing Tian couldn't help laughing again. Because he seemed to have just said this not long ago.

Why does it feel like this gangster has never seen the world!

This part, the two people talked at cross purposes, but in the end they all got along in a muddled way, which is undoubtedly a famous scene in the film.

This part also had the most enthusiastic reaction from the audience, and basically everyone was laughing the whole time.

Then the gangster found that the "goods were wrong" in the taxi, and he was so angry that he emptied the magazine on the roof of the car, and then shouted to the sky:

"The local gang is so rude!"

Wei Wu had originally thought about whether he should play the role of the taxi driver like Ning Hao, but after thinking about it, he decided not to, after all, he and Ning Hao are still different.

His big screen debut must not be so casual. At least he should play an important role. The driver's role is too small!

In the end, the gangster wanted to avenge his brothers and get back his money. The stupid thieves thought the two policemen were the ones who were doing business with them, and chased them.

In short, by chance, all parties gathered in a bicycle competition that the whole city was paying attention to. They avenged their grievances and solved all problems at once.

After the final hard battle, the silver medal on Huang Bo's chest blocked the gangster's fatal bullet for him, saving his life.

The gangster was arrested, and Li Fala was stabbed to death by steel bars because the brakes of his wife's electric donkey failed. As for the stupid thieves, they were also caught on the spot because they took the initiative to deliver performance.

In short, it was a happy ending in the end. Good people are rewarded, and the bad guys died or were caught, and they all received the punishment they deserved.

At this moment, Jing Tian still had some regrets. I have to say that Wei Wu made this movie really well!

To be honest, Jing Tian originally had low expectations for this movie. After all, the cast looked a bit shabby, and there was not much room for imagination.

If it wasn't for Wei Wu, who would watch this movie!

But unexpectedly, the final effect was so good!

It wasn't the feeling of greatly exceeding her expectations, but the degree of surprise that exceeded her expectations and doubled.

This "Silver Driver" is undoubtedly the funniest domestic comedy she has ever seen!

As it turns out, she is not the only one who thinks so.

Because when the subtitles rose, the scene immediately rang out long and thunderous applause! The fans cheered excitedly, and the sound waves almost overturned the roof.

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