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Chapter 308 307. Yes, Fan Bingbing is my girlfriend

Soon the lights in the hall dimmed, and everyone stopped whispering and began to look at the big screen.

After the dragon mark, the audience is still familiar with the iconic Wei Guo ancient seal seal cutscene, and then the main film officially begins.

There are still four big words connecting the CG cutscenes and the main film:

Wei Wu's works

The first shot of the film shows the bald Xu Zheng wearing a white coat, debugging the camera in the laboratory, and starting to record into the camera:

"Oil Tyrant Experiment, January 15th, No. 573, Group 6."

At the same time, the credits appeared next to it:

Starring: Xu Zheng, Wang Baoqiang, Huang Bo

Special appearances: Fan Bingbing, Tao Hong

Seeing Fan Bingbing's name, Reba started to whisper to Mao Xiaotong:

"I heard that Fan Bingbing doesn't have many roles in this movie?"

Mao Xiaotong nodded: "It seems so!"

The "Oil Tyrant" project experiment that Xu Lang (Xu Zheng) has worked hard for for four years has finally succeeded. He is going to Thailand to find the big boss Lao Zhou to get the authorization to do it. But at this time, his wife An An (played by Tao Hong) is getting divorced. .

The house was broken down and it rained all night, but his colleague Gao Bo (played by Huang Bo), who was also his mortal enemy, was staring at him eagerly.

Both of them are company executives, but they have different ideas about the oil tycoon project:

Xu Zheng advocated long-term development and further investment, so that the company could be successfully listed in the future. However, Gao Bo advocated short-term operation and sold the project directly to the French, with peace of mind.

So they both have to find Lao Zhou, the company's major shareholder. Whoever gets the authorization letter first can lead the development direction of this project.

Reba suddenly excitedly poked Mao Xiaotong next to her and said loudly:

"Sister Xiaotong, look, you're coming out!"

Mao Xiaotong quickly grabbed her hand, raised his index finger and said in a low voice:

"Shh! Keep your voice down!"

It turns out that Xu Zheng is about to leave for Thailand, but it turns out that his unreliable secretary Lili (played by Mao Xiaotong) has not yet found out where Lao Zhou is staying. He only knows that it is a temple near Chiang Mai, which gives Xu Zhengqi a toothache:

"If you don't tell me which mountain and which temple he is worshiping at which Bodhisattva and which wooden fish he knocks on today, I will block you, do you understand?"

Mao Xiaotong was frightened: "Yes."

Mao Xiaotong's appearance time was not long, and he was offline after almost a minute or two!

But she, the not-so-smart vase secretary, still left a certain impression on the audience, at least she had a distinctive personality.

Reba was very envious. She looked at the big screen for a while, and then looked at Mao Xiaotong next to her, wishing she could take his place immediately.

Alas, it would be great if I could appear on the big screen one day.

At this time, there was a rustling sound in the theater. It turned out to be the last protagonist of the film, Wang Baoqiang, who finally appeared on the stage.

Because of "Soldier Assault", Wang Baoqiang is now incredibly popular, far surpassing the other two male protagonists. Therefore, as soon as he appeared on the stage, he aroused the audience's eager attention.

Xu Zheng was sitting on the airplane seat and making a phone call:

"Hey, Lily, I haven't received the map yet. When are you going to send it over?"

Wang Baoqiang, who was sitting next to Xu Zheng, was putting his luggage away while answering the phone:

"you guess."

Xu Zheng looked up at him speechlessly:

"Listen carefully to me. If I arrive in Thailand and I don't have a map and only have the words "near Chiang Mai", what will I become?"

"Shemale!"

Xu Zheng frowned and looked up again. Everyone was laughing, including Reba and Mao Xiaotong.

I have to say that Xu Zheng + Wang Baoqiang are indeed the best comedy partners!

The two of them are framed together, and they seem to have a wonderful chemical reaction that can easily make the audience laugh.

The two of them had only been in the same frame for less than 10 seconds, and they had already heated up the atmosphere in the room.

Xu Zheng waited for the hacker to send the photos of the temple, but the plane just took off. After Wang Baoqiang repeatedly urged him and called the flight attendant, Xu Zheng reluctantly shut down his phone, resulting in the photos not being received.

After a while, Wang Baoqiang asked Xu Zheng next to him to help him fill in the entry form because he did not understand English.

"The purpose of coming to Thailand?"

Wang Baoqiang took out a list of plans: "I'm going to go to the Taj Mahal first, and then..."

Xu Zheng quickly stopped him: "Wait a minute, the Taj Mahal is in India!"

Wang Baoqiang talked a lot, and Xu Zheng couldn't listen anymore:

"Okay, okay, it's just a trip!"

Wang Baoqiang was very excited: "I still have to watch the shemale!"

As he spoke, he took out a bunch of photos for Xu Zheng to see. Xu Zheng flipped through a few photos and was suddenly stunned:

"Is this a transvestite?"

Wang Baoqiang stretched his neck and took a glance and said:

"Oh, no, this is my girlfriend."

Xu Zheng turned to look at him in disbelief:

"Is this your girlfriend?"

"yes!"

Xu Zheng faced the photo directly at him and couldn't help but raise his voice:

"This is Fan Bingbing!"

Wang Baoqiang said confidently: "Yes, Fan Bingbing is my girlfriend."

Xu Zheng looked at the back of the photo:

"You cut this out of a magazine?"

"No, no, I cut it out of a newspaper."

Xu Zheng was speechless and surprised: "Is it time for you to take medicine?"

Wang Baoqiang smiled playfully: "How do you know?"

Everyone burst into laughter. It was the first time they heard that photos of their girlfriends had to be cut out from newspapers.

Reba laughed so hard that tears came out. She held Mao Xiaotong's shoulders and said:

"I almost thought it was true! After all, Fan Bingbing also starred in this movie."

What she meant was that although this situation was outrageous, Wang Baoqiang was the leading actor after all, and Fan Bingbing also starred in the movie.

And among the three male protagonists, Xu Zheng has a wife and a daughter, Huang Bo's wife is about to give birth to a child, and only Wang Baoqiang was single when he appeared.

So in this case, it is very possible for him and Fan Bingbing to play lovers.

Thinking of this, Reba couldn't help but be curious:

"They can't be a real couple, right? Isn't this a foreshadowing of a reversal?"

After all, Mao Xiaotong has read the script, so of course she knows what’s going on, but there are no spoilers:

"Just keep watching, spoilers are pointless!"

Reba grabbed her arm, shook her coquettishly and said:

"Sister Xiaotong, please tell me, I'm not afraid of spoilers!"

Mao Xiaotong had no choice but to give a negative answer:

"Well, they're not."

At this time, the plot has progressed to the point where Xu Zheng discovered that Huang Bo had planted a virus in his mobile phone to track his location, and had followed him to Thailand.

So Xu Zheng had an idea and stuffed the mobile phone equipped with positioning into Wang Baoqiang's bag, preparing to let him lure Huang Bo away.

Unexpectedly, an hour later, Wang Baoqiang suddenly jumped out from the side of the road and said as if he wanted to take credit:

"Did you lose something?"

"Can't find it?"

Just when Xu Zheng was confused, Wang Baoqiang's smile became more and more abnormal, he pointed his cell phone at Xu Zheng and shouted:

"Here I am!"

"Hahahaha", the theater erupted with the loudest laughter since the movie was released. The audience all felt the same and experienced Xu Zheng's helplessness and madness.

Meeting someone like Wang Baoqiang is truly a blessing earned in eight lifetimes.

The two of them finished their meal in the hotel lobby and took the elevator back to the guest room. They met Bao'er in the elevator again. Just as they were making a bet, Bao'er left a message:

"Hey, I'm in the elevator! There are two 2Bs in the elevator!"

Seeing the frozen smiling faces of the two people, the audience burst into laughter.

Reba also smiled and asked: "Is this a shemale too?"

Mao Xiaotong nodded: "Yes, this is Poyd, she is the Shemale Queen in 2004."

Reba was amazed: "Oh, no wonder it looks so beautiful!"

At this time, Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang discovered Huang Bo who was following them and staying in the same hotel.

So Xu Zheng asked Wang Baoqiang to go to Huang Bo's room to steal his passport. If he doesn't have his passport, he won't be able to buy a ticket, and naturally he won't be able to continue tracking him.

Wang Baoqiang disagreed at first, but it wasn't until Xu Zheng lied to him that he had cuckolded Huang Bo and that if Huang Bo caught him that he would kill him, Wang Baoqiang reluctantly agreed.

Wang Baoqiang was about to leave after completing his task, but Huang Bo mistook him for a masseur and stopped him to continue the massage. Wang Baoqiang had no choice but to use his skills in making scallion pancakes to give him an essential oil SPA.

Xu Zheng waited and waited, but never saw Wang Baoqiang come back. He thought he was too timid to go, so he decided to take action himself.

But because Wang Baoqiang didn't see the room clearly before, he went to the gringo's room next door to Huang Bo.

Xu Zheng looked at his passport and realized that he had made a mistake, but by this time the gringo had come back with two shemales, so he was forced to hide under the bed.

This section uses a parallel montage technique. Because the gringo and the shemale having sex on the bed cannot be shown, we can only show the clip of Wang Baoqiang giving Huang Bo a spa treatment, allowing the audience to make up their own minds.

Finally, with Wang Baoqiang's hand knife, Huang Bo was knocked unconscious, and the gringos also stopped.

This section can be called the funniest section in the whole film. It really made the audience laugh to death, and the whole place was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Reba also giggled non-stop, patted her thigh and said:

"Hahaha, can you still cut like this? The boss is so talented!"

Mao Xiaotong was also laughing, but she knew in her heart that the reason why Wei Wu edited it like this was not mainly to pass the review, but to consider the box office.

After all, he already has a considerable reputation now. Even if the scale is slightly larger, it will not be difficult to pass the trial.

But this will make this movie not suitable for all ages, and it will be difficult for adults to take their children to watch it. This may greatly affect the box office.

Because his passport was stolen and he couldn't buy a ticket, Huang Bo could only rent a car and continue to track Xu Zheng and the others.

Before that, Wang Baoqiang pulled out Xu Zheng's USB flash drive, and then flew out of the train during the fight. As a result, the picture of the temple sent by the secretary only had the upper half.

Just because there was only half of it, Xu Zheng accidentally broke into a gangster transaction site where antiques were resold. Then Huang Bo followed Wang Baoqiang, who was abandoned by Xu Zheng, and chased him here.

Huang Bo learned about the cuckolding from Wang Baoqiang, grabbed Xu Zheng by the collar and asked:

"Now I know why you kneeled down to your wife. Was it that time in Shanghai?"

Xu Zheng didn't know why: "What happened to Shanghai?"

Huang Bo became even more angry: "Are you still pretending to be with me? Don't talk so much to me, I'm not done with you! Let me ask you, where is Lao Zhou?"

A middle-aged man sitting there answered: "I am."

Xu Zheng said: "He is not Lao Zhou."

Huang Bo rolled his eyes: "Of course I know he's not Lao Zhou!"

Another man stood up and said: "He's Lao Zhou, who are you?"

Huang Bo said impatiently: "Who the hell do you care who I am? Who are you?"

The man asked back: "Don't you know who I am?"

Huang Bo retorted: "Who the hell do you care who you are? Who is he?"

"He's Lao Zhou."

Xu Zheng said helplessly: "He's not Lao Zhou!"

Wang Baoqiang followed up: "He said he's Lao Zhou."

Huang Bo said: "This is not the Lao Zhou I'm looking for."

"Then which Lao Zhou are you looking for?"

Huang Bo shook his head in annoyance and said: "Who the hell do you care which Lao Zhou I'm looking for!"

This line was spoken very quickly, and every sentence was connected in seconds, and Lao Zhou was mentioned in every sentence, just like a crosstalk.

Everyone also laughed in cooperation. The four groups on both sides said their own things, which were completely inconsistent, but the audience with a God's perspective was not confused at all, and laughed from beginning to end.

Huang Bo was also so angry at this time that he started fighting with Xu Zheng regardless of the occasion.

Then after a chaotic fight, Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang escaped first and drove away in Huang Bo's car.

Xu Zheng threw the cash box at Huang Bo's feet, causing him to be blocked and beaten for them.

As a result, their car broke down halfway, so they found a place to repair it. Xu Zheng took out his laptop and asked his secretary to transfer the pictures to the computer.

Just as Xu Zheng was eating a banana and staring at the pictures loading on the screen. Suddenly, a basin of water fell from the sky, soaking him and his computer.

Then the computer keyboard burst into sparks and green smoke, and the screen went black!

No need to ask, no one else could do this except Wang Baoqiang.

Xu Zheng sat there in a daze, and the banana in his left hand fell to the ground.

The audience's laughter almost overturned the roof, and Reba also laughed so hard that she was shaking and leaning on Mao Xiaotong's shoulder, almost out of breath.

"If I were Xu Zheng, I would have bought a gun and killed Wang Baoqiang!"

Mao Xiaotong patted her: "Go, stop talking nonsense!"

Finally, after a series of intrigues and chases, Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang not only fell into the river, but Xu Zheng was also bitten by a snake on the buttocks, which made Xu Zheng collapse!

Along the way, Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang quarreled and reconciled several times, and finally Xu Zheng successfully found the major shareholder Lao Zhou they were looking for.

Huang Bo had already spent money to hire a local fighter who knew Muay Thai and ambushed here for a long time.

But Lao Zhou had already returned to China at this time, leaving them only a letter of authorization.

In order to fight for the letter of authorization, Xu Zheng and Huang Bo fought, and Wang Baoqiang also fought with the Muay Thai master. But Wang Baoqiang was no match and was beaten back by the Muay Thai master.

In order to save Wang Baoqiang, Xu Zheng gave up the authorization letter that was within reach, and acted as a human ladder to cooperate with Wang Baoqiang to perform a high-kick from top to bottom, knocking out the Muay Thai master with one move!

Huang Bo found out after getting the authorization letter that the contract must be signed by him and Xu Zheng to take effect.

So he could only beg Xu Zheng humbly, and was even willing to listen to his long-term development.

But Xu Zheng had already discovered that Oil King was very toxic to plants, because it poisoned Wang Baoqiang's cactus, indicating that this project was likely to cause great pollution to the environment.

Moreover, during this journey, he had figured out a lot of things and realized the importance of family and relatives, so he tore up the authorization letter and decided to give up the Oil King project and return to his family.

And his wife An An also forgave him, temporarily gave up the divorce and chose to continue.

In Reba's opinion, this ending is still good, quite profound, and the character's growth and transformation are very smooth, not a forced prodigal son turning back, and a happy ending at the end.

But she still had a question: "Where is Fan Bingbing? The movie is about to end, why haven't I seen the heroine appear yet?"

Mao Xiaotong covered her mouth and laughed: "Soon, she will be out soon, look! Isn't she out?"

Reba looked up and saw that Fan Bingbing appeared in high spirits with the exciting BGM "Dang" and the blower, and she seemed to be shining.

Not only Wang Baoqiang in the movie was stunned, but the audience at the scene also watched intently.

There was a sudden wow in the cinema, accompanied by a few screams, and everyone sincerely praised:

"Fuck, Bingbing is so beautiful!"

"Oh my god, this is too beautiful!"

"Wow, so stunning!"

...

Even though she was proud of her beauty, Reba had to admit at this moment:

"It's worthy of being Fan Bingbing, so beautiful!"

Mao Xiaotong also nodded without saying anything, but secretly cheered herself up in her heart:

As long as I keep adding some points, one day I can become a national goddess like her, shining and shining, and hear wows as soon as I appear on the stage!