Huayu’s ex-husband

Chapter 177 176. The funniest domestic comedy I have ever seen

After greeting Wei Wu and Liu Tianxian, Jing Tian followed Ning Hao into the cinema. Under the guidance of the staff, the two formally took their seats.

"Director Ning, long time no see."

"Sister Bingbing, long time no see. You look so beautiful today!"

"Really? Thanks!"

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Ning Hao was quite comfortable and basically greeted the celebrities around him one by one.

Jingtian, on the other hand, was a little reserved. He pressed his hands tightly against the seam of his trousers, unable to open his mouth or move his legs.

After all, the people sitting next to her were all celebrities. It was like a newbie getting mixed up among a group of big guys, which made her feel a lot of pressure.

She could name everyone, but they definitely didn't recognize her, so she could only lower her head and pretend to be an ostrich.

God, Wei Wu's face is so great!

There were so many A-list celebrities coming to support the premiere, and the four stars were all present, making it look like a Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers awards show!

Don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me...

How embarrassing! Why hasn't the movie started yet?

As Jing Tian muttered silently, the lights in the theater dimmed, everyone stopped talking, and the movie officially started.

After Dragon Mark, there is still the familiar "Jade Seal Seal" cutscene from Wei Guo Pictures, but this time the cutscene is obviously much more refined.

It is not difficult to see that Wei Guo Pictures should be rich now.

Wei Wu's works

After the cutscene, there are four big characters.

Jing Tian has always felt that when the words "Wei Wu's work" are thrown out, he is so powerful!

Then entering the main film, the first shot is a close-up of the red finish tape, which is actually a red tape with "Finish" printed on it.

Accompanied by exciting music and the gasping sounds of the players, an exciting bicycle race is underway.

Starring: Huang Bo

Starring: Jiu Kong, Rong Xiang, Xu Zheng, Yang Mi, Wang Shuangbao, Baduo, Dong Lifan, Gao Jie

As the cast list was refreshed, two contestants entered the final sprint on the screen.

As a result, the person on the left suddenly fell down before the finish line, and then the male protagonist played by Huang Bo excitedly crossed the finish line with his arms raised, greeting the cheers and applause of the audience.

"Wait a moment, the referee team signaled us that Zhang Ting of the Shanxi team is very close to Geng Hao.

"Oh, the results are out. The real champion is Zhang Ting from the Shanxi team! The result is 0.01 seconds faster than Geng Hao."

It turned out that although Zhang Ting fell before hitting the line, his helmet accidentally hit the line earlier than Geng Hao.

So he won the championship and the gold medal, and then received a bonus of 200,000, while Geng Hao only finished second and received a silver medal.

"Oh, no wonder he's called the silver driver."

Only then did Jing Tian realize that this was the origin of the film's title, which was equivalent to recycling the film's title!

After reading the opening paragraph, Jing Tian’s personal feeling can be summed up in two words: smooth.

The overall editing, rhythm, soundtrack, and scene scheduling are all very comfortable, and the actors' acting skills are also very natural and skillful.

Especially the male lead Huang Bo, although he does look a bit unattractive, his acting skills are really impressive.

In fact, before this movie was released, there were rumors outside:

Huang Bo was chosen as the leading actor by Wei Wu because he was lucky enough to be fawning, otherwise he wouldn't be worthy based on his looks.

After all, Huang Bo was not a serious actor, but was in a dubbing class in a higher vocational school.

For someone like him, it's okay to play a supporting role as a buffoon like Hei Pi, but he can't hold up as a protagonist.

But now, at least based on the current footage, this statement is complete nonsense.

Although Huang Bo is indeed not very good-looking, the role of Geng Hao is completely brought to life by him, which is very convincing.

Well, although Wei Wu was nepotistic, he also knew how to make good use of people!

Jing Tian then looked down, and Li Fara appeared with a treacherous look on her face, asking Geng Hao to film an advertisement for Kidney White Epimedium Antler Syrup.

"When kidney whiteness is activated, good things will happen!"

While filming, Huang Bo didn't even think about taking a sip. As a result, the urine test after the game was positive for doping, and he was banned for life.

Then Master suffered a cerebral thrombosis in anger and fell in the rain. His lower body has been paralyzed since then.

When watching this episode, Jing Tian felt that the master was really well played, and he fully conveyed the anger and helplessness of a little person!

Of course, Huang Bo's performance was also outstanding, he completely caught the scene, and the character of Geng Hao was completely established!

The story comes to an end here, and then jumps to a shootout scene on a smuggling ship.

The boss of the Oolong Gang here in Taiwan forgot to change seats when playing mahjong, and thought the boss of the boat had stolen the money he put under the seat.

So the two sides began to fight, and in the end the Oolong Gang won a big victory. Then before the ship boss died, he held the mahjong tile "Dongfeng" and told him about the change of wind.

Rong Xiang suddenly slapped his head in annoyance and complained:

"Oh, I forgot to change the wind when playing mahjong! Why didn't you tell me, mop.

"Ajie, you are too impulsive! You are rude and look like this!"

Ajie rubbed his nose innocently, and bursts of laughter erupted from the scene.

He is a tough and tough man who doesn't talk much. His innocent face is very funny!

"Brother, I'm sorry, there was a misunderstanding. Do you...do you feel any pain? It should be very painful!

"Hey, you...don't die, otherwise there will be no one to sail the boat to take us to the mainland!"

As soon as these words came out, the ship's boss, who was still staring at death, was immediately furious, and another burst of laughter erupted from the scene.

Originally, I could have saved him, but I was immediately pissed off by what you said!

Then the camera cut back to Huang Bo. His master saw Li Fara advertising on TV again. When he got excited, he stood up and wanted to go to him to settle the score. As a result, he accidentally fell down the stairs and died.

Huang Bo also wanted to cry but had no tears, so he could only find a way to bury his master. But he didn't have enough money, so he had to sell his large truck that delivered seafood.

Just at this time, Li Farah found two stupid killers to kill his fat wife. The two stupid killers were preparing to cause a car accident, and then they fell in love with Huang Bo's large truck delivering seafood.

The moment these two stupid thieves appeared, they made Jing Tian laugh.

Mainly these two, they do have a strange chemical reaction that makes people want to be happy when they see them.

"You are so smooth-talking, do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"

As soon as these words came out, the loudest laughter ever broke out.

The duo of stupid thieves kidnapped the fat woman and locked her in a truck compartment to take action. However, she hesitated and was instigated by the fat woman to rebel. They were asked to kill their employer, Li Farah, for a price of 60,000 yuan.

"Who do you think I am? We are killers. Do you know the principle?"

Hearing what his brother-in-law said, Jing Tian thought he didn't want to do it! I didn’t think of the principle, it was just talk.

Then the cemetery sales manager played by Xu Zheng appeared, with a set of short words that made the blood boil:

"This is the latest service project launched by our property company: a gift of 18, black water! It looks like a gangster, is it true? Is it true?

"What I need is the atmosphere! Absolute solemnity! Absolute momentum! Setting up the mourning hall, sending paper money, and funeral services are one-stop. One-stop service!!

"Such a good service. I work like this every day. I wish I could do it myself."

The smiles on everyone's faces never faded during this period. It seems that Xu Zheng is born to do comedy, and he did a good job in this part!

I don’t know why, but when he said these lines seriously, everyone couldn’t help but laugh!

The stupid thief duo "temporarily impounded" Huang Bo's truck. So Huang Bo had no choice but to argue with Li Fara, trying to get him to pay for the 50,000 yuan funeral expenses.

The two got into an argument as soon as they disagreed. Li Farah, who was chased and beaten by Huang Bo, escaped on his bicycle. Huang Bo chased Li Farah on his bicycle, took out his sneakers and hit Li Farah's bald head hard.

"You can still ride better than me? You killed my master! Do you admit it? You got me suspended! Do you admit it? Do you admit it?"

"Hahaha", there was a constant stream of laughter during this scene, including Jing Tian himself who kept giggling along with it.

She had finally discovered that the actors Wei Wu had chosen, no matter how crooked they were, one or two of them had quite a comedic effect!

Huang Bo didn't expect that Li Farah had already called the police, and then he ran away in panic when he heard the siren.

The siren also alerted the Oolong gang and Thai guys who were trading in the locker room inside.

"Thai guy, do you want to take advantage of others?"

It was Ajie again, reminding in a low voice with an innocent look:

"Brother, if you are a gangster, you won't get a pawn."

"Huh? That's it..."

Everyone burst into laughter, including Jing Tian.

I have to say that this fat black boss is not scary at all, he is also cute and cute, and his whole body is full of show effects.

Huang Bo hid in the locker room to avoid being caught, but he was exposed by a phone call from Xu Zheng:

"Mr. Geng, let me tell you, our company is now launching a new promotion... If you buy a house, you will get a garden and a property, are you sure?

"Hey, did you hear that? Hello? Your signal here is not very good!"

"Ahem...I know, I know!"

Wang Xun took off his hat and said proudly: "Come out, it's so awkward."

The auditorium burst into laughter again. The scene of hiding in the cabinet was very cleverly designed!

It was revealed that Li Farah hired a murderer, and accidentally killed the fat woman during the entanglement with his wife.

At this moment, Geng Hao came to argue with Li Fara, so Li Fara decided to use her trick to blame Geng Hao for the murder of his wife.

In order to clear the suspicion, he even committed suicide. Unexpectedly, the stupid thief duo suddenly returned and wanted to blackmail him for 60,000 yuan.

"You can't do it, right? I'll help you!"

The brother-in-law hit her head hard with a stick, and Li Farah screamed like a pig being killed.

The audience burst into loud laughter again! After all, Li Fara is so hated now! Seeing him unlucky, how could everyone be unhappy?

Jing Tian secretly admired the plot design of this episode so wonderfully!

The ups and downs are full of fun, and every step is unexpected, but all within reason.

Huang Bo found a frozen corpse in the back of his truck, so he rushed to the police station to report the crime, only to find that he had become a suspect in the murder of the fat woman.

So Huang Bo could only run away quickly, but in the process of running away, he did not forget to deal with the funeral matters of his master, and then by accident, he got in touch with the boss of the Oolong Gang and started trading.

"Aren't you a gangster? There are just a few people."

"Ahem...Brother, time is short and it is easy to do things with few people!"

"That's it? Just one box!"

"The market price is high, brother! May I ask...do you have the goods?"

"Tsk, I'm serious! If I'm not in a hurry...me! Forget it, I won't worry about you anymore! I can't give this thing away, so you guys can help me take it back!"

"Brother, I've been in the industry for so long, and this is the first time I've seen someone carrying goods like this! It's amazing!"

Jingtian couldn't help laughing again. Because he seemed to have said this not long ago.

Why does it feel like this black boss has never seen much of the world?

This scene between the two people talking about each other, but in the end they are confused, is undoubtedly a famous scene in the film.

This section also had the most enthusiastic response from the audience, with basically everyone laughing the whole time.

Then the black boss found "the goods were wrong" in the taxi. He angrily emptied the magazine on the roof of the taxi, and then shouted to the sky:

"The local gang is so rude!"

During this period, Wei Wu originally thought about whether he should be a taxi driver like Ning Hao, but after thinking about it, he decided not to do it. After all, he and Ning Hao were still different.

His big screen debut must not be so casual. At least he has to play an important role. The driver's role seems to be too little!

In the end, the black boss wanted to avenge his brothers and get his money back, while the stupid thief duo mistook the two policemen for the people they were dealing with and chased after them.

In short, by mistake, all parties finally gathered in a bicycle race that attracted the attention of the whole city. There were injustices and revenge, and all problems were solved at once.

After the final hard fight, the silver medal on Huang Bo's chest blocked Boss Black's fatal bullet, allowing him to save his life.

The black boss was arrested, and Li Farah was stabbed to death by a steel bar because the brakes on the electric donkey he was riding on his wife failed. As for the stupid thief duo, they were also pinned to the ground and caught on the spot because they took the initiative to deliver results.

All in all, it’s a happy ending in the end. Good people are rewarded, and bad people die or are caught, and they all receive the punishment they deserve.

At this moment, Jing Tian still has some unfinished ideas. I have to say that Wei Wu's movie was really well shot!

To be honest, Jing Tian didn't have high expectations for this movie. After all, the cast seemed a bit unsatisfactory, and it felt like there wasn't much room for imagination.

If it wasn't for Wei Wu, who would watch this movie?

But I didn’t expect that the final effect would be so good!

It wasn't the feeling that it greatly exceeded her expectations, but the kind of surprise that exceeded her expectations and doubled again.

This "Silver Driver" is undoubtedly the funniest domestic comedy I have ever seen!

As it turns out, she wasn't the only one who felt this way.

Because when the subtitles rose, the scene immediately burst into long-lasting thunderous applause! The fans cheered excitedly, and the sound almost broke the roof.