Human Brain Ranch

The Jade Emperor couldn't help laughing, "This demon is so powerful, Yang Jian can't stop him already? According to his speed, he is already at the Nantian Gate, and he can hit here in the blink of an eye. Why not?"

"Because of"

"Something happened at Nantianmen. A mighty general from a mortal family stopped that demon Buu."

Hearing this news report, even the Jade Emperor was a little surprised.

Unexpectedly, there is such an earth-shattering figure in the mortal world.

The combat power in the human world is only the emperor Li Shimin, who can fight Yang Jian, but there are others?

The Jade Emperor quickly looked over, "What's that man's name?"

"Oh, he seems to call himself, Satan, the Devil Satan."

Nantianmen.

A player successfully contacted Pai Daxing and got a familiar face.

A burly, curly-haired man stepped on a fat starfish and was standing in front of the Nantian Gate.

"Yes, yes, Lord Buu, this is the pose!"

Click!

A picture was sent out.

in the chat channel.

A fool is not an egg: "Picture."

Pan Jinlian: "Damn it! Outrageous! You actually conquered Majin Buu!"

Zeng Ciwen: "Stupid, how did you do it? You actually defeated Pai Daxing who couldn't even beat Yang Jian!"

Marysu: "Professor Zeng, haven't you watched the plot of Majin Buu? Satan, in a flattering way, took a dog and tricked Majin Buu, and quickly became friends. Human Buu took a photo and told the earthlings that he had already defeated him."

Zeng Ciwen: "So it was a gentle method?"

The idiot is not an idiot: "Ahahahaha! It's very simple. Pai Daxing's IQ and Majin Buu's IQ combined are as low as the limit. I played a game with him and conquered the funny style." If you are a world figure, you have to conquer it in a funny way! Hitting hard is a stupid act."

"Like Pai Daxing, this kind of brat is silly, but it's easy to be friends with."

"To be honest, I'm an evildoer and talented in child-rearing. It's not a problem to win him. He is one of the few new life players who are not in Chang'an City. After all, you all know that the show girl exam has passed. Our second batch of entry Players can no longer mix into the Datang government, so we started an interest class."

Zeng Ciwen: "Interest class?"

Idiot is not an idiot: "The players of us have discussed it, and we have all ordered the talent for parenting, and now we have opened various chain cram schools in Chang'an City!"

"Witchcraft, monasticism, dancing, interests, and exams make their children like us. They are rolled up on the starting line since childhood. The children do not have double cultivation. Let the children of the prehistoric universe grow up in the sea of ​​questions and tactics. I hope you can help us in our cause. Promote it well."

Everyone fell into silence.

You bunch of animals are having a great time!

At first, everyone thought that after the wind of the draft passed, the newly entered life stream players, no matter what profession they chose, would not be easy to mix in the folks, but they never expected.

They even set their minds on education!

The tutoring industry is the most profitable, who doesn't know?

Win the rich, the powerful, the most willing to spend money to raise children.

Not to mention the various gods.

But he didn't expect that in front of him, this player played more fancy, and even wanted to use his talent in parenting to coax children to deal with Pai Daxing.

at this time.

In the Nantianmen.

Countless heavenly soldiers and generals are in the distance, fearful.

Even Yang Jian was covered in wounds, staring dumbfounded at the mortal man who stepped on Majin Buu after saying a few words.

"Who is that? Who brought it up." Yang Jian froze, his voice gradually turning cold.

"It's me." A heavenly soldier said in a low voice: "In the auditorium just now, a mortal suddenly said that he has a way to deal with this starfish, and that if he can't do it, he can kill him. I saw that he didn't seem to be lying, so I just"

Yang Jian was silent.

The ups and downs of his life are not as many as today.

What's going on here?

But in the distance, the man who was stepping on Majin Buu shouted loudly in front of the Nantian Gate.

Satan said: "My lords, I'm sorry, I can see this brat, who is similar to the brats I educated in the past. They are all innocent and innocent, but they caused countless deaths and injuries to all the heavenly soldiers. I suddenly thought about it, let's see if I can do it." I can't help, I want to use my method of coaxing children to help solve the problem."

Pai Daxing was very angry immediately, "You actually said that I am a child, I am not a child, I will eat you up."

Satan suddenly felt cold.

He had already guessed that Pai Daxing would not be able to fool him for long.

After all, I am only a monstrous child-rearing talent, so I can't coax him.

"Your majesty Majin Buu, can you let me say a few more words and make a few last words before I die?" Satan whispered.

"Hmph! Of course I am magnanimous. Tell me what you want! But after you finish speaking, I will eat you up." Pai Daxing said in a low voice, "You can't fool me with your IQ."

Satan turned around and stood in front of the Nantianmen with tears streaming down his face.

"Everyone, I don't regret it! In order to save the world, I took the risk and tried, and it doesn't matter if I fail!"

"I have had a dream since I was a child, to become a great hero, to become a god in the sky, and to save the world. Unfortunately, I have no talent for cultivation since I was a child, so I can only become a mortal teacher."

"And what happened today, I don't regret it. It is my lifelong wish to be able to go to the legendary heaven."

Countless heavenly soldiers and generals, listening to this mortal's inner monologue, every word exploded in their hearts, with mixed feelings in their hearts.

Is it like this for a small mortal?

Their hearts seemed to be lifted from the dust-covered and dead hearts, the long-lost shame, regret, blood, all kinds of thoughts surged up, even if it was a mortal, his bravery made them admire.

But only to see, Satan continued:

"Everyone, there is one last thing to say, I am from"

"Satan Youth Interest Class!"

"Reassure parents and make children feel at ease. One-to-one personalized counseling, specially treating children with bad habits, so that children can win at the starting line!"

"Now it's 17,000 fish coins per tuition hour, and there are various special teachers, introduction to martial arts, dance lessons, and rules. Welcome to sign up."

Pooh!

In the next second, Pai Daxing turned the opponent into sweet beans and ate them.

"There's a lot of chattering, and now my ears are clean." Pai Daxing picked out his ears, "I'm not a child you can teach, wait a minute, I'm not a child."

Yang Jian didn't react and asked: "What was that mortal doing just now? Although he held that guy for three minutes, being a mortal is already quite remarkable."

"He seems to be advertising." A heavenly soldier whispered: "It seems to be an advertisement for a parenting class, a training class!"

"He advertised at Nantianmen?"

"It looks like this, he is the first person in history."

"And, he was still advertising before he died?"

"Yes, it seems that when we were fighting to an extremely stalemate, he urgently interrupted an advertisement in the middle, and then he was killed as a matter of course, and it seems that our battle will continue now."

An advertisement was interrupted in the middle, and the excitement continues? ?

Yang Jian was silent for a few seconds.

Pai Daxing didn't seem to feel disobedient at all, and pulled down the pillars of the Nantian Gate. Obviously, he returned to the battlefield, "Hmph, I'm going to beat you all to death."