Human Brain Ranch

Sun Wukong is uncomfortable.

He has a frizzy personality, how can he keep an eye on the child? Have this patience?

Back then, when he was leading a mountain of monkeys and grandchildren in Huaguo Mountain, all kinds of monkeys surrounded him, asking questions, and he felt very distressed and irritable, so he was very repulsed at the time, and unexpectedly came again. ?

But Sun Wukong was distressed in his heart and said: "My grandson, I hate to owe favors to other people the most! Love debts are even more messy, but these monkey children are my grandson's blood, and they have to take care of them. So many can't be taken care of." The heavy burden is thrown on the female monkey, right?"

He hates being in debt the most, and he also hates mother-in-law and mother-in-law.

But I can only take care of these monkey children, and become the Monkey King once again.

"Father, I want a weapon. Lao Zhang's daughter next door already has her own magic wand, but I don't have anything."

"Dad, I want to learn supernatural powers!"

"Daddy, I want some monkey hairs from your underarms."

A group of children chattered.

"Wukong, you have a frizzy temper, can you bear it even when you don't think about it?"

Tang Seng was watching the show by the side, a little surprised, "I heard that when he was Bi Mawen in the Heavenly Court, he raised horses for two days, and he was so irritable that he smashed the Peach Garden."

For a long time, all kinds of disasters on the journey to the West have generally been related to me.

If you don't move, you will eat Tang's monk meat, and you have robbed yourself countless times.

As soon as he came to this daughter country, he instinctively felt that something was wrong. This might be a test of lust and caution. Countless beauties might seduce him.

He has seen this kind of thing before, and he passed by Pansi Cave just once.

"However, it never occurred to me that the disaster of this daughter's country turned out to be the disaster of Wukong."

Tang Seng was watching from the side, and he had a leisurely time.

"Elder Tang, you have come from a long way, sit down first." A few players next to you came over immediately, flattering, "You sit down, this is a fresh watermelon, it has been cut, Elder Tang can just eat melon next to him."

Tang Seng's ears were soft, and his hospitality was hard to get rid of, so he sat down and ate melons in the tea shed next to him.

Everyone is very clear.

You have to please Tang Seng and others, and let them lean towards you internally, so that Monkey King can't escape.

"Master, master, this melon is really sweet and quenches your thirst."

Zhu Bajie gnawed like a wild boar on a watermelon field, and looked at Sun Wukong in the distance, "Oh, Brother Hou already has children, when can I go back to Gao Laozhuang to see my wife?"

Everyone is eating melons in the tea shed, very happy.

"Ah! I'm so annoying!"

And the Monkey King in the distance is even more irritable, even more irritable than a magic spell.

This group of children not only pestered themselves for various things, but even pestered themselves to lead them to "practice" and "upgrade monsters".

"Change for me!"

Sun Wukong's scalp exploded.

He was so angry that he bald the monkey hair on the back of his head, and transformed into a lot of clones, each with a baby, to upgrade and fight monsters, and become bodyguards.

"Dad, you are so cool."

"In this way, I won't panic when I fight monsters and upgrade, and I have bodyguards."

"Thank you Daddy."

They each left with a Monkey King.

This made other players envious and jealous. If they had known about the reincarnated monkey clan, they would have been monkeys long ago with this kind of hidden mission and their own upgraded bodyguards.

"Master, Brother Hou has been bald, and the back of his head is bald." Zhu Bajie said honestly, and said in a low voice: "From today on, I have to call him Ah Qi for hair loss!"

"Amitabha." Monk Sha recited at the right time.

"Bajie, stop calling people nicknames."

Tang Seng also put his hands together, and after eating the melon, he stood up, "Wukong is very busy now, we just went to meet the king of the Daughter Kingdom to get the certificate of customs clearance."

He walked away with a few people, leaving Monkey King alone surrounded by people.

Soon, they were brought in front of the palace by a group of female officials. The king of the Daughter Kingdom was already sitting on the throne, and had a cordial meeting with these envoys from the Great Tang Dynasty.

The king of the daughter country also behaved quite friendly.

After all, she has to find someone, and she is no longer greedy for Tang Seng, but Sun Wukong.

"Your customs clearance document has been signed, and you can leave." The king of the daughter country said.

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Tang Seng bowed down and bowed.

The king of the Daughter Kingdom said: "But there are still some things that need to be explained carefully. The things are related to your great apprentice Sun Wukong."

"Your Majesty, please tell me." Tang Seng said, "Is it the matter of Pan Jinhou living here? This is Wukong's personal love debt, but he has already become a monk, and he has cut off his emotions and desires. It is difficult to continue the debt of the world of mortals."

"Of course we know that."

The king of the Daughter Country was very knowledgeable and reasonable, and brought a few people to an office. She put on a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and she had a very elegant temperament, "It's about the alimony of the children. After all these years, although we have taken in Pan Jinhou, but the child's problem put her in a lot of debt."

Zhu Bajie immediately interrupted and said, "I just said, Brother Monkey's children are all over the mountains and plains in the country of daughters, and they have become mountains of flowers and fruits. How can they support themselves by selling cooking cakes? It turns out that they are in debt."

"Here's the debt bill."

The king of the Daughter Kingdom took out a list, "Although Sun Wukong can just leave it alone, or even deny it, from a certain point of view, the man is already divorced, abandoned his orphans and widows, and escaped into Buddhism, but I still hope that he It is really not easy to help the lonely orphans and widows who raise 192,735 children by themselves.”

"How could it be possible not to help? This is Wukong's debt, let a girl bear everything."

Tang Seng was very kind, and agreed to help Monkey King with one bite, saying that even if Monkey King didn't help, he would let him bear the one-night romance before becoming a monk.

He took the debt slip and looked at it.

190,000 children, even he has to admit that Monkey King can really give birth.

But it's not incomprehensible either.

Some special mysterious races, such as Zerg and Sea Race, have more than 100,000 births per child, which is quite normal.

Even some of the great human clans in Chang'an City have hundreds of thousands of bloodline descendants in each generation. This kind of terrifying fertility is very common in the world of Xianxia.

Even mortals can have more than a dozen brothers, let alone them?

"However, this child support fee is too much, right?" Tang Seng rubbed his eyes, suspecting that his eyes were dazzled, and saw an astronomical figure.

"Running out."

The king of Daughter Country said: "Elder Tang and his party traveled all the way and slept in the wilderness. They rarely know the current market situation in the Three Realms, right? According to official authoritative statistics, the market situation is different now than it was hundreds of years ago. Seven hundred times, it is popular now, and the raising starts from the baby."

"Generally, from birth to ten years old, you will enroll in swordsmanship classes, Taoism classes, etiquette education classes, and Olympiad interest classes."

She talked eloquently, saying some very professional words, "I hope that even if we get divorced and escape into Buddhism, we can raise the children together and pay child support."