"Just now, Xier seemed to see something glowing in front of her? Strange, it's gone now. Maybe Xier saw it wrong."
Xier said uncertainly, with her hands on the awning, looking into the depths of the alley.
"Glowing? Disappeared again? Could that be the hidden prop shop? Let's go check it out!"
The alley not far away was shrouded in darkness.
A low voice faintly reached the ears. It seemed that something strange was lurking in the shadows, watching, and could drag them into the abyss at any time.……
【"The advertisement on this prop gives me a very familiar look"——[Honkai Impact 3: Pre-Civilization Hua]
Pre-Civilization, Hua pinched his chin and thought
【"Hahahaha, who is it? It can’t be me, the cat!"——Padufilis, pre-Honkai Impact 3rd civilization】
【"Hahaha, really, the advertising style on this prop really looks like Padre!"——Alicia from the pre-Honkai Impact 3rd civilization.
Alicia walked to the cat and rubbed her cat ears, and Padu made a comfortable sound.
In the video, the captain and Seele followed the arrow on the ground and walked deep into the alley.
"Weird... This is the right way to go. Captain, I don't see any item stores around here."
Xier looked twice and confirmed again that there was not even a storefront outside the wall.
"Indeed, not only is there no prop store, the entire street doesn’t look like there are any shops at all."
The captain also didn’t find the rumored magical prop store.
"Could it be that the ad was posted in the wrong place?"
""Hey, of course I didn't post it wrong!"
A voice suddenly interrupted the conversation between the two.
"Yes, I'm talking about you two. Come closer, don't stand so far away. Come on, come on, I have all kinds of treasures here~" a mysterious voice came.
A hand stretched out from the shadows of the alley and waved at the two of them.
【"This is indeed the voice of the monitor, but it is more lively than the monitor. It seems that this is the Herrscher of 08."——Honkai Impact 3 Raiden Mei. 】
The captain and Seele looked at each other and walked up. Turning a corner, a man wearing sunglasses was sitting in the corner, waving at them with a smile.
【""Pfft... How funny!"
Everyone was startled, and then they all laughed.
The Herrscher of Knowledge in the picture was wearing a pair of ridiculous sunglasses, sitting on the ground, with green cabbage, crystals and other strange objects placed next to him. There was also a sign next to him, which read: The only designated props merchant for this event.
This look was just short of having the word"scoundrel" written on his face.
"Hello, animal trainers who have come from afar, what would you like to order today?"
"Wait, this stall could be a prop store, right?"
The captain complained in his heart.
"What's so strange about this? Do you see this sign? The only designated prop store for the competition, isn't it clearly written?"
The Herrscher of Knowledge dressed as a peddler looked surprised.
"Uh, okay. Wait!"
The captain looked defeated by you, and then he suddenly realized something was wrong.
"I didn't say anything just now, how do you know what I'm thinking?"
The captain was shocked and retreated
"Hey! Isn't there a dialog box above your head? Anyone who can read can recognize it, right?"
The Herrscher of Knowledge looked at him like a country bumpkin.
"Ahem, so that's how it is. I was wrong about you!"
The captain looked as if he had realized it.
【"Wait, is this normal? Can a dialog box appear above a person's head as a result of their mental activity? Is there something wrong with her or with me?"——Honkai Impact 3
Tesla.
Dr. Tesla looked as if his worldview had been challenged and asked in disbelief:
【"Maybe other worlds have their own rules!"——Dr. Einstein rolled his glasses and asked calmly:
"Excuse me... Is there a backpack or ball that can hold the Honkai beast?"
Xier asked
"No!"
The Herr of Knowledge said there was no such thing without even looking at it.
Xier paused and asked again
"So, are there the Honkaimon cookies mentioned in the advertisement?"
"No, I don't have any either."
The Herrscher of Knowledge's expression remained unchanged, still with a mysterious smile.
"What's wrong with this prop store? Why is there nothing here?"
The captain was so angry that he shouted
"Blame me? First come, first served, don't you know? Those props have been bought by others. You came at this time, of course there is nothing. It's the same as playing a game, one step late will change your life."
The Herrscher of Knowledge pushed his sunglasses open with his eyelids and winked at the captain.
Hearing that other contestants had already bought all the props, Xier was a little anxious
"Eh?! Then, what should we do?
Seeing Xier getting anxious, the Herrscher of Knowledge showed a mysterious smile.
"Xi'er, don't be anxious. What this profiteer means is that you have to pay more!"
The captain saw through what the profiteer was going to say next, and took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket and waved them in front of the Herrscher of Knowledge.
"Hehe! This gentleman is quite sensible. I have something really good here. Do you see these three big, round eggs? They are breeding powerful Honkai beasts. This one of mine was hatched from an egg. It can be said to be a great helper for home and travel."The fat bird, as fat as a ball, proudly puffed out his chest.
"Today this gentleman and I have a destiny, so I will let you choose one!"
【"How can I describe this Herrscher of Knowledge? He gives me the feeling of a naughty kid."——Collapse Three Infinite Tower Himeko】
【"I wish the Herrscher of Knowledge in our world were like her!"——Honkai Impact 3rd Dolisha】
"Oh, do you like this one?"
Seeing Xier choose an egg with a black bottom and blue and white stripes on it, the Herrscher of Knowledge said in an exaggerated tone:
"The treasure inside is the only one in the world, Benares! It can clear all obstacles for you. It is a powerful assistant for home and travel. It is widely loved by the public. People have drawn beautiful girl images for it and made many handmade dolls. Oh, by the way, I also have handmade dolls here. You can have it for only 6666 credit points~ How about it, isn’t it very cute?"
【"Is Benares hatched from an egg? That's amazing. Doesn't that mean there are many Benares in this world? If I can go there too.……"——Mebius, a pre-Honkai Impact 3rd civilization. 】
Seeing that the two had made their choice, the Herrscher of Knowledge smiled like a money-grubber. (To read the most exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
"The charge is 50,000 credit points, which is very reasonable. Do you want to scan me or do I scan you?"
The captain was shocked by the price and asked in surprise,"Are you serious about this price? Shit! Is your eggshell made of gold or is the yolk made of gold?"
"Oh? Is it expensive? Look, where else can you find props? If you miss this opportunity, you won't find such a shop anymore. You think it's expensive, but I think it's too expensive too."
Seeing that the captain wanted to bargain, Xi'er quickly stopped him and said,
"Forget it, Captain, Xier still has some points here, so we should be able to pay it together.………There's not much time left"
""Okay!"
The captain shook his head. For the sake of the powerful Honkai Beast and the champion, the captain paid the money himself.
The Herrscher of Knowledge happily took the small amount of money into his arms.
"By the way, do you have any handbags or anything like that?"
"What? A tote bag? What do you want that for?"[]
The Herrscher of Knowledge asked in surprise.
"Of course it's convenient to carry it on the road. Such an expensive egg would be terrible if it was accidentally broken."
The Herrscher of Knowledge looked even more surprised.
"On the road? On what road? Did I say I was going to sell you this egg?"
""Hmm?"
The captain's expression suddenly stiffened.
"Hmm? I just let you choose. Whichever egg you choose, I will give you the corresponding numbered item, just like... yeah, just like that thing called a blind box."
""Eh hey hey? So that's how it is?"
Xi'er covered her mouth and exclaimed adorably.
Not only Xi'er and the captain were confused, but everyone watching the video was also confused.
Wow, this is the first time I've seen a business being done this way.
Put a bunch of good things outside first, wait for the customer to choose, pay, and then tell them that this is just a representative number.
Isn't this bullying the honest people?
【"Oh my goodness, is this the Ruler of Consciousness who is so powerful in the records and has taken away countless human lives?"——The Book of Cang Xuan in Honkai Impact 3. 】
Cang Xiaoxuan squatted on the back of the sofa and said in amazement
【"It seems that this world should be a funny world like the Great Collapse Games.���Bar"——Einstein】
【"Damn it, you dared to hold Xier’s little hand!"——Honkai Impact 3: Bronya.
Yaya narrowed her eyes and looked at the captain in the video with a gloomy face.
Although she knew that it was Seele from the parallel world, she was still a little unhappy to see Seele being so close to someone else.
Especially when she knew that Seele had taken a bath with the captain and that Seele had carried the captain away in a princess hug, she couldn't even imagine what happened next!
【"This parallel world is so interesting, isn't it? You can actually collect Honkai beasts as partners and then let them fight. It's really amazing. I remember a game I played when I was a child, which was also of this type."——The third pre-collapse civilization Alicia】
【"It is indeed magical that humans can live in harmony with Honkai beasts. It is a pity that this is another world."——Looking at the small tank - class Honkai beast following the captain and Seele obediently in the picture, Theresa's mouth twitched slightly.
【"And I actually thought this guy was kind of cute. I must be crazy."——Honkai Impact 3rd Dolisha】
【"Could it be that the guy called Captain and Xier were really deceived by the Herrscher of Knowledge?"——Honkai Impact 3rd Raiden Mei. 】
For some reason, even though the Herrscher of Knowledge was doing bad things, they didn't have any aversion to her. At most, they were speechless and helpless.
【"Maybe it's because she looks like a blockhead."——The Book of the Mysterious Cang】
【"Or maybe it's because she gives people the impression of being a naughty child. Everyone is more or less tolerant of children."——However, the captain in the video is different.
His fist is already hard.
"You're actually a liar."
"Hush, why are you talking so loudly all of a sudden? Here you go, take 770, this is the item you won, are you happy?"
The Herrscher of Knowledge looked like you had taken advantage of him, which made the captain even angrier.
"Do you think I look happy? Do you think you can get rid of me with just any thing?"
The captain was almost full of anger, veins popped on his forehead, and he was ready to hit someone at any time.
"Calm down. This is a rare item! You know it's a rare item? It's written on it."
The Herrscher of Knowledge said flatteringly.
The captain looked down at the ball in his hand. There was a piece of paper stuck on the ball with the four characters"Rare Item" written on it.
"This thing is just short of having the word fraud written on it in black and white? It's a rare item! I think you are a rare item! Your whole family is a rare item!"
The captain looked at the ball in his hand, and then thought about the time he would need to earn 5,000 credits. His fists were already creaking.
"My guest, you don’t understand this."
The Herr of Knowledge said,"You don’t understand."
"According to historical records, when the world was first separated, there was a tiger-shaped, yellow-colored���The bearded mythical animal, with a majestic appearance, is a symbol of exorcism. Its name is lion. Lions, no matter how majestic they are, are still big cats. They love to play with balls. Two lions playing with a ball has been auspicious since ancient times, and it means to ward off disasters."
"The ball in the guest's hand is exactly the ball that lions like to play with, also known as the lion's embroidered ball. Isn't it wonderful? As the saying goes, good things are coming after the lion rolls the embroidered ball. So this braised lion ball has the meaning of good things coming one after another."
"Wait a minute, didn't you just say lion rolling ball, how come it suddenly became braised lion ball? Did you just make it up?"
"Oh, it was a slip of the tongue. Let's change it to braised lion balls."
"Oops! Never mind, this... oh, it's so troublesome, let's just call it the Great Lion Ball. This is a rare treasure from another world, and there are very few of them. If you buy it today, you will make a profit!"
"So that's it, it's the Lion Ball, it sounds great! Do you think I'm a fool? Geneva, return the money!"
The captain was already red-hot.
"Hey, don't underestimate it. It's a very useful auxiliary tool. Not only is it simple in shape, but it's also very easy to use. Just press the switch here like this, and you will definitely catch a wild Honkai beast..."
"I'll screw you!"
Under Xi'er's surprised gaze, the captain suddenly jumped up, summoned his right hand in an attack gesture, and launched a direct attack on the profiteer!
"Oops! Please don't be violent, customer. Although I am a businessman, if I encounter unreasonable customers, I also know some boxing skills."
"Damn it, give me back the money!"
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