Humans At American Comics: Start Stirring Wanda
062: The Witch Still Wants To Eat Grilled Sausage, And Will Never Drink Milk Again!
"According to the whistleblower, the death of Mysterio is inseparably related to Scarlet Witch, and she did appear near the River Thames in London that day..."...
On the large-screen TV, Jameson of the Daily Bugle had a serious expression, talking endlessly.
"Quentin Baker."
"I really didn't expect that after you died, you could still do this..."
On the sofa, Li Ze's face was gloomy, the reason why he ignored the mysterious guest earlier.
It was because this guy was originally an ordinary person, and there was no threat at all.
But I didn't expect that in the original book, the mystery guest only competed to be the back-up to little Spider-Man, and Scarlet Witch was also involved.
He wanted to make the world misunderstand little Spider-Man and Scarlet Witch by creating momentum, and through their popularity, let the name of the mysterious guest go down in history.
In fact, the mystery guest got his wish, in this era where it is easy to trust others.
The release of this kind of news will undoubtedly cause an uproar.
No one cares about the truth, everyone just comes to join in the fun, and when the heat is over, they will disperse.
There are too many things worth paying attention to in a year.
At most, stay and pay attention for a while.
"trouble………"
Li Ze was distressed and worried.
What he was worried about was that the witch would be sad. The previous SOKOVIA agreement incident alone could make the witch fall into depression.
Her heart is fragile due to the cruel environment in which she grew up
Not to mention, such a big thing now.
At that time, it will definitely attract the attention of the whole world, and the unabashed netizens will probably stand on the moral high ground and condemn witches...
Moreover, it is still the case that the witch has a "conviction".
"How to hide the witch..."
Li Ze thought about it, looked at the TV for the last time, and quickly picked up the remote control.
Getting ready to switch.
"Don't close it, I've seen it all."
From the direction of the bedroom behind him, came the witch's cold and magnetic voice.
"Witch, why did you wake up so early today?"
Li Ze's hand holding the remote was stiff, but he wanted to press it.
But a scarlet light wrapped around his hand, and he couldn't move at all. He could only let the sarcasm of Jameson from the Daily Bugle come out on the TV.
Wanda was wearing a thin pajamas, leaning against the threshold, looking at the TV screen with those clear and lively eyes.
"Witch, don't pay attention to what they say."
Li Ze could feel the witch's emotions and was a little unstable.
It must have been stung by Jameson's words.
Thinking of this, he walked over and comforted him distressedly: "Facts are the most important, false will never become true, and Mysterio will never become Chaoying."
"Li, I'm fine, these contents are nothing, I'm used to it."
Wanda looked away and didn't look at the TV again.
Although she said so on her lips, her sparkling water and slightly red eyes revealed her inner emotions.
"Witch, you really don't have to worry about it. 940..."
Li Ze looked at the lovely and pitiful witch, couldn't help but put his arms around her, and kissed her fair forehead lightly as comfort.
"Li, I don't care about other people, I only care about you. It's just that I remembered some bad things in the past.
Wanda took a deep breath, and said slowly with a tired face: "You make breakfast first, I'm going to wash up.
"Well, let's go."
Li Ze nodded, he knew he couldn't comfort Wanda for a while.
After all, things have already happened, and it is a fact that cannot be changed.
Can only comfort slowly.
Try to distract the witch's attention on other things.
Since there are not many ingredients at home, Li Ze simply made a few common Chinese breakfast dishes.
In order to appease the witch's emotions after the emergency news broadcast by the Bugle Daily, he specially made all the witches' favorite food.
Osmanthus cake, preserved egg and lean meat porridge, red bean paste buns.....
"Li, you are so kind!"
In front of the dining table, Wanda sat on a chair, looking at the table full of her favorite food, with a smile on her pretty face.
"Eat more and throw away bad emotions."
Li Ze touched the witch's little head, picked up a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and handed it to her mouth.
Wanda took a big bite of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, habitually stuck out her pink tongue, and licked the crumbs at the corner of her mouth.
"Ahem..."
It was a simple action that made Li Ze cough uncontrollably.
Witch, witch, do you really not know what is attractive about you?
Obviously Wanda really doesn't know, she is now immersed in the temptation of delicious food, temporarily forgetting the previous things.
After eating the remaining half of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake in the man's hand.
She wondered: "Aren't you going to eat?"
"you eat first."
Li Ze swallowed, the scene just now reminded him of the ecstasy experience last night.
There is one thing to say, Nan's tongue really makes people want to die......
"Li, your cooking skills are obviously much better than mine, so what you said before was all to make me happy.
After Wanda ate the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, she also tried the bean paste bun.
I found that it was several times more delicious than what I had eaten outside before, even if it was a star hotel in Germany before, it couldn't compare.
It feels completely out of class.
"That was the first time you made it, and it must be delicious in the future."
"Also, maybe you're poisoning me too."
Li Ze saw that the witch was eating so happily, and the corners of Li Ze's mouth curled up unconsciously.
Being praised by someone you like is a wonderful thing.
"Really, eating the food made by Li has an indescribable feeling.
"just like..………"
Wanda's cheeks were bulging, and her speech was a little blurry.
She frowned, thought carefully and continued: "Li, you always make people feel sweet when you cook early..."
"Well, eat more."
Witch, that's because you filter me...
Li Ze's heart is very warm, and the innocent witch probably doesn't know it.
If you inadvertently, you can melt the glacier.
"correct."
The rosy-lipped witch who was eating on the opposite side suddenly raised her head and took a sip of milk.
After swallowing the full mouthful of food forcefully.
Those crystal-clear eyes like jewels looked at Li Ze.
"Huh? What's the matter?"
Li Ze was eating red bean paste buns, and was slightly taken aback when he met the woman's gaze.
"When you were in Germany before, you seemed to say that you could make German-style sausages. If you don't have dinner, you can make grilled sausages. I want to eat them."
Wanda licked the osmanthus cake crumbs on her lips, and said her purpose.
"Cough cough cough..."
hear this.
Li Ze gasped and coughed from the bean paste.
"Eat slowly, I'm already full and I won't compete with you."
Seeing that he was blushing from choking, Wanda hurried forward and patted the man on the back.
"I'm fine."
Li Ze took a sip of milk and sat up slowly, "Actually, I don't know how to make sausage..."
How can I cook sausages? I blurted out my words at the beginning.
and.....
The word that came to his mind at that moment was not German sausage.
Although that thing is similar to grilled sausage, it can also bring physical and spiritual happiness to witches, and there is not much difference in essence.
But one is to the stomach, one...
I haven't tried it yet, I don't know if it can reach the stomach in one step...
"So you were lying to me?"
Wanda gave him a supercilious look, lying to herself for a long time, "Then you still said to invite me to eat sausage..."
Across the table.
Seeing the witch's expression, Li Ze couldn't help swallowing his Adam's apple.
The main reason is that the witch washed her hair by the way, and now her hair is not completely dry, and her face is slightly flushed.
When I roll my eyes at him, it's kind of like yesterday in the bathroom...
Thinking about it, Li Ze couldn't help saying: "Witch, you have actually eaten..."
"What?"
When Wanda heard this, her head fell into a brief downtime, and then racked her brains to think for a long time, but she didn't think of anything she had eaten...
She looked confused, and looked at Li Ze with clear eyes, "Could it be that you secretly made it for me when I was sleepwalking?"
"Cough cough cough..."
Li Ze coughed again, met the witch's pure gaze and question, always felt that he was cheating the little girl.
Can something like this be done secretly?
It seems that he can do it, but Li Ze is a gentleman, not a beast, so he can't do that kind of thing.
And the witch in the dream didn't respond, it's boring...
"Li, tell me, when did you eat it?"
Wanda frowned, her pretty face full of distress.
I really don't remember when I ate it...
"last night."
Li Ze spit out two words, immediately got up decisively and began to pack the dishes, and walked towards the kitchen.
Quickly fled the crime scene, leaving behind a dazed Wanda.
moment.
The witch's angry shout came from the dining room.
"ah!!!"
"Li Ze!"
In the kitchen, Li Ze poked his head out to see the dining table, and beckoned to the blushing witch, "I'm here."
"I'm going to kill you"
Wanda blushed, embarrassed and eager to open her mouth.
He bit the man to death with a pair of small canine teeth.
He actually...
It turns out that there was a premeditated (ahfg) plan...
Damn this guy has been thinking about this kind of thing for a long time...
vomit!!
Dirty!!!
(«>Dish<)!!!
"Damn Li Ze!"
Wanda shook her head vigorously, trying not to think about it, but the sense of reality and the picture still lingered!
"hateful..."
She touched and rubbed the red corners of her mouth, her cheeks were so red that they were about to bleed.
Li Ze came out after washing the dishes, and saw her witch was still sitting on the chair, touching the corner of her reddish mouth.
Her eyes were red and watery, and her expression was shy, but she looked even more charming and attractive.
It makes people feel soft.
Li Ze walked over and hugged the witch from behind, stroking the corner of her mouth, "Witch, don't be angry, okay, I used to pay attention to propriety, and I would never use such force.
"Don't touch me, if you can..."
Wanda slapped his hand off, and said resentfully: "But why is it linked to food, I won't be able to eat that thing in the future!"
"Who said I saw you yesterday..." The food was very good
As soon as Li Ze said with a smile, his expression froze.
The witch's milky white and delicate hands had already grabbed the flesh around his waist and twisted it fiercely.
She stared at her beautiful eyes and said viciously: "You are talking nonsense, I will ignore you for a day. y
In fact, the magnetic sound is somewhat vague and soft, which makes people very excited.
"Uh-huh.
Li Ze recited Buddhist scriptures silently in his heart, not to be beasts in the morning, and to talk about it in the evening.
So in order to divert his attention, he looked at the few tableware left on the table, which belonged to the witch herself.
He hurriedly said: "Witch, your bottle of milk is still there."
Do you want a drink? No, I put it away. "
"I………"
Wanda's eyes fell on the bottle of milk, her face became even more flushed, and her earlobes became pink and rosy.
She gritted her teeth and pinched the man's waist, and said angrily: "Li Ze, you have misled me, I will never drink milk again!"
"ah?"
Li Ze was so dazed that he didn't do anything.
When he saw the bottle of milk, he suddenly realized, a smirk formed on the corner of his mouth and said: "Witch, I didn't say anything this time, it's just your own imagination.
"Nonsense...Nonsense, I didn't want to be wrong, I was led to be wrong by you!"
Wanda faltered with a red face, and managed to form a sentence for a long time.
woo woo woo...
T!!!!
She doesn't seem to be clean...
"Don't blame me, it's a little witch's own dirty mind..."
Li Ze reached out and lifted the woman's chin. Looking at the woman's watery red lips, she felt a little dry.
"Obviously it's you... woo woo woo..."
Wanda wanted to say something else.
next second.
The man in front of him suddenly drew closer, and a big handsome face approached.
Soft lips meet.
The witch's eyes were slightly dazed, and she lost her resistance after a while.
His body was limp, as if he had fallen into a warm world in an instant.
"call……"
for a long time.
The two were separated.
"Still angry?"
Li Ze pinched the tender face of the woman in his arms, and said softly.
"I forgive you..."
Wanda gasped heavily, her flushed face hadn't faded since she had breakfast, and now her heart was beating even more.
"Witch, you have to practice hard, or you will be suffocated every time."
Feeling the panting woman in her arms, Li Ze couldn't help but said.
"Who told you it takes so long every time, I'm almost suffocating.
Wanda gave him a blank look.
Those who don't know think he is a vixen, kissing for so long every time, no one can stand it anyway.
"Is this unbearable?"
Li Ze bowed his head next to her ear, and said in a deep voice: "In the future, doing that kind of thing will only last longer than it does now."
After Wanda heard it, she immediately thought of it: O)?!!
Then he pushed the man on his body away, "Dirty.
"I'm only nasty to you."
The smile on Li Ze's face never stopped, his witch is so cute that people can't help being teased.
Boom!!!
At this time, there was a knock on the door, and two figures appeared outside from the crack of the door, one thin and the other strong.
"It should be James Wu and Monica."
Li Ze glanced at the crack of the door, reluctant to let go of the witch and went to open the door.
Click...
As expected, there were two agents from Tianjian Bureau outside the door. They had dark circles under their eyes. Obviously, even if they were in a coma last night, they did not escape the fate of working overtime when they woke up.
"Good morning, Lee, another sunny day."
James Wu still had a mean smile on his face, even the dark circles on his face couldn't cover up his overflowing smile.
"What's up?"
Li Ze was indifferent to him and asked indifferently.
"The thing is like this. After we woke up yesterday, you had already left, so I want to file a case with you today. After all, you can be regarded as one of the dangerous people who have learned magic."
Monica handed out a file, and said slowly with a document.
"There's something else going on, isn't there?"
Li Ze took the things and glanced at the hands of the two who kept rubbing together.
"That's right, you and Wanda are a match made in heaven, and it's obvious that we have other things to do."
Hearing this, James Wu hurriedly said: "We want to find Wanda, the police were on the west side of the town this morning and saw that many buildings were destroyed.
After the Tianjian Bureau was determined, it was discovered that there were a large number of remnants of magical energy, many of which came from Wanda. "
Li Ze on the opposite side suddenly looked a little gloomy, and said in a deep voice: "So, you now suspect that Wanda broke the law?"
"Sorry, not us."
"We're just following instructions from our superiors that Wanda was accused of vandalism and she was seen out west last night.
Seeing Li Ze's face, James Wu became more and more gloomy.
He hurriedly explained: "Actually, it's mainly because of the news from the Bugle Daily, and people in the town are panicking.
"But don't worry, most people in the Heavenly Sword Bureau believe that Wanda is innocent."
is talking.
Wanda appeared behind Li Ze at some point, her expression was somewhat unpredictable, she asked in a weak tone: "Do people in the town hate me?"
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