Hunting High School

"Wipe your mouth before you speak."

Su Shijun held a corner of the blue handkerchief to the black cat's mouth, with a virtuous look of wanting to wipe its mouth.

The black cat had to tilt its head back hard to maintain its serious expression at the moment, and at the same time, it raised a paw to block the handkerchief: "Wait...wait...I mean, we should discuss Let's discuss how to deal with the current situation!"

"What's the situation?" The owner of the Qingqiu mansion finally got his wish. After wiping the cat's mouth, he threw the handkerchief aside, and then asked lazily.

"That's right, that's...it's public opinion, personal safety and other things, you should understand!"

The black cat raised its paws and wiped its mouth again. At the same time, it pulled its ears, its face wrinkled, trying to make its own tone look more serious: "According to relevant statistics, in the past week, I suffered from the first The largest on-campus curse attack ever recorded...they even held a grand demonstration!"

"Where's the 'relevant data'?" The witch finally showed a look of interest, and leaned forward, causing the black cat to shrink back again in fright.

"Count... data... is this the point?!"

While the black cat stood firm, it finally remembered its initial thought of questioning: "Isn't the point not my personal safety after the report comes out?!"

"You are a cat, not a human." The witch laughed and interrupted.

The black cat flattened its ears, tried its best to ignore every word the other person said, and even closed its eyes, just to finish its own lines fluently: "Do you know how I got here this week? I wear an invisibility amulet to class every day! No Go to the library, can't go to the cafeteria, can't even say hello to other people! Get rid of the pillows before going to bed at night!"

The big fox chuckled.

"This is not a joke!"

The black cat finally found the right rhythm, opened its eyes again, and showed a stern expression on its face: "They really want to burn me to death!... I'm only in the second grade! I have to stay in school for two more years! I can't do it from now on. , I've been hiding under the invisibility talisman in class...I can't even remember the last time I answered a question in class, or said hello to a wizard who wasn't in my roommate...Put your tail up! We're talking serious question!"

It growled unbearably.

When it was in a state of excitement, several fluffy tails slipped out from under the witch and spread out on the sofa soundlessly, like a fluffy blue blanket, the tip of the beautifully trimmed tail trembled in the center of the black cat's sight Standing tall, with an extremely provocative appearance.

The black cat's paws couldn't help scratching the air.

"Ah, ah, what's the matter." The owner of Qingqiu Mansion leaned on the sofa, twirled his fingertips around the ends of his hair, then raised three fingers, and said lazily, "I have three formulas here. ..."

"Three!"

Hearing this, the black cat cheered up and sat uprighter.

"The first one, you are also an adult cat, so what can you do if you openly admit that you have a child, and then abandon it? The worst is to hide your name and change your body, and then go to the new world... Maybe three years or five years later. You can become a great wizard, then, who else will trouble you?"

With a dark face, the black cat waved its paws, immediately denying this proposal.

It doesn't even bother to explain why.

The big fox smiled and flicked the tip of its tail: "Second, do nothing, time is the best antidote to this Eight Trigrams news. The world is so big, so many new things every day... Everyone will not always pay attention on you."

When the black cat heard this, his heart moved slightly.

"I always feel that there seems to be a lot of various things recently," it considered, and looked carefully at the witch: "For example, the council under the moon accepts the ratmen, the super hunting group Hydra, and the dark council... These news are related to the witch. Are you related?"

The big fox smiled and pushed his glasses.

The black cat immediately closed its eyes in fright.

Her pleasant voice came from her ear: "...the second solution is the biggest

The problem is that it takes too long, and it may take weeks, or even months, to work. Of course, the effect is also very good. As for the third plan..."

The black cat heard the rattling and shaking of the parchment.

It carefully opened its eyes, and saw that the witch was throwing the stack of materials she had read before in front of it: "It's a little bit of a slant, since the pressure of public opinion is now concentrated on you, in order to reduce everyone's bad opinion of you, You might as well change your thinking and find a group of trumpeters to push you higher."

The black cat tugged at its ears.

"What the hell is this 'Mr. Number One'?" Looking at the words on the parchment, it felt dizzy, and its voice became a little difficult.

"Oh, since I am the most beautiful woman in the wizarding world, then my husband will naturally be the number one gentleman in the wizarding world." The big fox raised his chin unpretentiously, then blinked: "Or do you think it should be more symmetrical?" , um, 'Mr. First Little'?"

The black cat opened its mouth, wanting to curse, but didn't dare, so it could only pop out its paws and clasp the sofa under its feet. It's just that although the sofa is very soft, it's unexpectedly tough, and despite its cat's claws exerting all their strength, it didn't leave a trace of scars on it.

"Actually, I also think this title is a bit old-fashioned." The owner of the Qingqiu mansion changed his tone: "Ms. Pulitzer also offered two other options at that time, 'Jiu Yougongzi' and 'Qingqiu Young Master'... What do you think? Which one sounds better?"

The black cat can't afford to complain about these poor choices.

"Ms. Pulitzer?" It tried to find a slightly familiar concept among a bunch of words it didn't understand.

"The senior editor and writer of the Beta Town Post, a very famous and professional publicist in the Wizards' Union." The owner of Qingqiu Mansion explained.

"It's really professional." The black cat muttered, remembering its previous experience, and finally gave up discussing own safety issues with this fox.

It flicked its tail, leaped, and jumped onto the window.

"Huh? Are you leaving now?" The beauty on the sofa stood up with a look of surprise on her face: "You didn't even look at the child! If those tabloid reporters find out..."

The black cat ignored her gesture.

But when it comes to tabloid reporters, it thinks of another thing.

"I said, your fence is too loose." It raised a paw, and gestured to the distance between the two boards on the fence outside the mansion, with a serious face: "I am such a big cat, so much easier It's coming...you can't even stop the flower sperm and grass sperm outside, and you want to stop the tabloid reporter?"

The big fox on the sofa rolled his eyes beautifully.

Su Man, the head maid of the mansion, took a step forward and explained in a low voice: "The Qingqiu mansion is shrouded in a very powerful guardian magic. Uninvited guests not only can't come in, they can't even find the location of the mansion... just like Those tabloid reporters can only be blocked near the block where the mansion is located."

Hearing the words, the black cat had an embarrassing expression, flicked its tail, slipped out of the guardrail silently, and left at night.