I, Ace, have a royal uncle

Chapter 009

Tokai Windmill Village.

The sun is shining, the sky is clear, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the brocade is thousands of things, the sea is wide with fish leaping, and the sky is high for birds to fly.

Under an ancient tree.

Greeting the bright weather, Li Mu, who was in a good mood, held a piece of the classical history of the pirate world, held a cup of fragrant tea, the tea fragrance was overflowing, and sat under the shady tree to taste it.

He wanted to be a literary model, like those historical researchers.

A robe, lupine scarf, only eight buckets high, full of warp fiber.

But when you see the obscure content in the ancient books.

“Snap!”

Without saying a word, he threw the ancient book on the ground.

Fuck his mother’s literary fan, who wrote this book?

Li Mu really wanted to fly along the network cable and beat up the person who wrote the book.

He suddenly thought of a sentence.

The so-called teaching material is to expand a simple and easy-to-understand noun into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand, and then teach it to you.

Alas!

Don’t ask.

As a proper scumbag, this is a sad past.

“Old liar, look at the move!”

Right at this moment.

The door suddenly opened.

A four- or five-year-old boy jumped up from above and sat down on Li Mu’s head.

At the same time, the words vibrated in his mouth: “The crow takes the plane!” ”

Bang!

In the next second, the little boy who was shouting about the crow flying was pressed to the ground by Li Mu’s hand.

“Old liar, stinky god stick, let me go!”

“Yaya!”

The boy was like a piglet, his limbs jumping wildly.

The future captain of the second team of the Whitebeard Pirates, if it were not for Luffy as the protagonist, Ace would most likely become the second One Piece under the cultivation of Whitebeard.

The candidate for the future One Piece was just pressed to the ground by one of his hands.

The wine bottle opened the four emperors, and the foot stepped on One Piece.

The corners of Li Mu’s mouth raised, and he didn’t expect that he also had the potential to be a thief king!

“Forgot how I taught you? Hurry up and call Uncle Li! ”

Li Mu picked up the little devil in his hand and looked at him with serious eyes.

“Old liar, I don’t want to bark!”

Little Ace scratched wildly, holding his mouth and his face was full of disbelief.

This abominable old liar in front of you.

I don’t know what tricks were used, but my mother actually gave herself to him.

Bullied by him every day, all kinds of copying [five-year college entrance examination three-year simulation], laundry and cooking, and washing his underwear!

At a young age, I endured pain that I shouldn’t have to bear.

Uncle can bear it, aunt can’t bear it.

In order to oppose Li Mu, Xiao Ace often tripped Li Mu.

He was subdued by Li Mu with his backhand, and then…. There are two more slap marks on the butt.

In Li Mu’s words.

Since hit.

Then you have to play symmetry.

This is a boon for people with OCD.

Listen to the little Ace in front of him and take a bite of an old liar.

Li Mu’s face gradually darkened.

Old liar, huh!

If the bear child is not sensible, he must be beaten.

Watching Li Mu about to beat himself.

Little Ace raised his head stubbornly, and a pair of eyes flashed with tears: “If you want to fight, let’s fight, I’m not afraid of you…”

Li Mu was immediately amused by the stubborn little Ace in front of him.

He pinched his porcelain doll-like face.

Dot.

Quite chic.

Really.

If the child is not used to play, then it is meaningless to be born!

Li Mu can also be regarded as the half-father of Little Ace.

As the saying goes.

Grandma takes the baby, just eat enough.

Mother with baby, just look good.

Dad with a baby, hehe, just live.

But at the moment, Little Ace seems to have reached the rebellious period.

Rebellious period around the age of five….. It’s probably too early!

But a little brat.

Li Mu has a way to rectify him!

“Alas, when the child grows up, he does not listen to advice, and he does not listen to his uncle’s words …

Suddenly, Li Mu let out a long sigh, put his hands behind his back, and his eyes were full of sorrow:

“That’s it, in the future, you can go wherever you want, do whatever you want, uncle, I don’t care about you anymore…”

“Uncle Li… I…”

Xiao Ace saw that Li Mu was serious, his heart trembled, he realized that he had broken into trouble, and quickly lowered his head to admit his mistake and said: “Uncle Li, I was wrong…. You are my only relative, I will definitely listen to you and never contradict you again! ”

This silly boy!

Li Mu laughed maniacally in his heart, what about the One Piece candidate? Not yet served by me?

“What’s the use of saying this now? You go, don’t come back at all! ”

“Uncle Li, I’m really wrong, don’t drive me away!”

Ace saw that Li Mu really wanted to drive him away, and he hurriedly grabbed the corner of Li Mu’s clothes.

“Little Ace, why don’t you understand your uncle’s good intentions? Will uncle still hurt you? I am your only relative, a handful of and a handful of urine to feed you …. Bah, raise you, uncle did all this for your own good! ”

Li Mu stretched out his hand and patted Ace’s shoulder.

Appeared!

It’s all for your own good!!!

Isn’t this the standard style of the current standard Xia Guo style parents?

Really.

The dragon slayer boy will one day turn into a dragon!

Isn’t this picture coming?

“Uncle Li, I’m really wrong, I will definitely work hard to cultivate, and I will never let you down!”

Ace looked serious, and his small fists were clenched a lot.

Looking at little Ace with a serious face.

It’s almost the same when you see the fire.

Li Mu touched Ace’s little head, put away his playfulness, and said righteously: “Little Ace knows Uncle’s good intentions, come, Uncle here is a set of five-year college entrance examination three-year simulation, take it back tonight and copy it, tomorrow I will check!” ”

Poor little Ace.

In the last second, I was still teary-eyed, and I was moved by Uncle Li.

The next second, he was stunned, and he looked at the pile of books that Li Mu in front of him didn’t know where to take out.

Ah this…….

You’re going to kill me!”

In a trance.

In front of Li Mu’s smile became hideous, like a devil from the abyss, making Ace’s spine cold, Uncle Li is too terrible, I can’t play him.

Little Ace pouted and looked at the heavy book in his hand.

Double copy again!

Little Ace felt like the sky was about to fall.

Saliva flowed out of the corner of his eye.

For five years.