I Advise You To Like Me As Soon As Possible
chapter eight
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The old aunts are powerful in combat, but Ning Wan, who has a loudspeaker that is superior in equipment, is even more lethal. As soon as she opened her mouth, the old aunts didn't have the strength to fight back.
Seeing that the victory was decided, Ning Wan unilaterally announced the end of the snatch battle: "It's alright, go back if it's all right, don't think about it, lawyer Fu, don't worry about the marriage of your children, relatives and children, children and grandchildren. If you have children and grandchildren, you may not be happy when you find someone and get married, everything goes with the flow! Don’t join in the fun here!”
Although they were reluctant, a group of old aunts saw that it was hopeless to contact them, and when they thought about dating their children, it was true that the children were not in a hurry, but they couldn't say Ning Wan. Fu Zheng looked at Fu Zheng like a pork, and then left in a hurry.
*****
"If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you."
Ning Wan originally wanted to beat the underdog again and give Fu Zheng two more blows, but after looking at Fu Zheng's face like the rest of her life, she realized that this arrogant young master is now haggard and suspicious of life. It was a little pitiful.
Ning Wan couldn't hold back in the end: "Okay, why is it like being trampled and ravaged by life, what a big deal, you can change a more ugly picture."
Fu Zheng glanced at Ning Wan with an ugly expression, and his tone was a bit indescribable: "It's all this time, why are you still insisting on asking me for ugly pictures? Did I offend you like this?"
"Fu Zheng, I said why you are so rigid and inflexible, haven't those old aunties taught you a lesson just now? It's not safe for a man to be so attractive! How did they all come here? It's not because Has your ID photo been publicized in the community?"
Fu Zheng frowned and looked at Ning Wan suspiciously.
Ning Wan couldn't help but rolled her eyes at him: "The largest charity blind date group in Rongshi, 'A Thousand Miles of Marriage Matchmaking', is the origin of our Yuelan community, and now it has become a brand when it grows bigger and stronger, and old aunts from other communities join in. There will also be an interview.”
"Even an old aunt who can officially join the group through layers of written examinations and interviews also faces a lot of performance evaluation. Everyone must recommend at least one high-quality single young woman and one high-quality single young man every month, and must promote a pair every year. The combination of young and young will be eliminated at the end." Ning Wan said here, and glanced at Fu Zheng, "As soon as your photo is published on the website, the community account and the community, in my experience, it will be taken within half an hour. It was sent to the blind date group, and everyone is actively completing the KPI. It is indeed rare for a 'source of goods' like yours ."
"..."
Fu Zheng suddenly didn't know what to say to himself. At this moment, there was only one song playing on a loop in his mind - the urban routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside.
He suddenly felt that he was a senior lawyer, but in fact his knowledge was only worthy of farming in the countryside...
And it was also at this moment that Fu Zheng finally understood the deep meaning of Ning Wan's previous request for an ugly photo.
But Ning Wan didn't know the complicated emotions in Fu Zheng's heart, she glanced at Fu Zheng and urged, "Come on, find an ugly one and send it to me, otherwise you don't know when your photo will attract bees and butterflies. "
...
Fu Zheng searched for a long time, and finally found a photo and sent it to Ning Wan.
As a result, Ning Wan immediately rejected it when she saw it: "You can't do it, it's not ugly enough, you have to be a little more ugly. Is there any kind of person who doesn't wash his hair? Or the eyes that are not focused? The corners of the mouth are crooked?"
"..."
Fu Zheng tried to look for it again calmly. After a fierce inner struggle, he sent a photo of his ID card that could be described as a black history.
pity……
"No, no, your picture is still too good-looking." Ning Wan frowned and looked at Fu Zheng, "Do you really want to be freed from the blind date matchmaker? Look for the ugly one! That kind of real ugly! "
Fu Zheng almost died of anger, is it a crime to be handsome? What's with this woman's disgusting look?
He held his breath in his heart, but because of his face, he could only say dryly: "As I said, I really don't have any ugly photos, and I didn't lie to you."
Okay, Ning Wan also gave up: "Do your own thing to get enough food and clothing. At the critical moment, let you experience one of the four great magic arts in China."
Fu Zheng was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but leaned his head over, only to see Ning Wan holding the phone, opening an unknown software, and then——
"Come on, let's make your eyes smaller, do you want triangular eyes or three white drooping eyes?" Ning Wan smiled and looked at Fu Zheng, "Respect the wishes of the parties, you choose one?"
"..." Fu Zheng pursed his lips and said with difficulty, "Triangle eyes..."
"Okay, then the triangular eyes, I will give you a little distance, so that people don't look too smart."
"..."
"What about the nose? Do you want to be a hawk-hook villain's nose or a big nose like a bull demon king?"
"...Hooked nose..."
"I want to give you a bigger mouth? Do you want a catfish mouth? A man with a big mouth looks very dirty."
"..."
"Do you want a pair of Zhao Feng Er?"
Do it……
It's a pity that Ning Wan seems to have let herself go. She no longer seeks Fu Zheng's opinion, and she has been in full swing since the beginning.
"I'll add another matchmaker mole for you, and I'll give you a hair on the mole, although P is ugly,
But I still need to be healthy, hairy moles are benign, I'm ugly but I'm healthy..."
I can thank you...
Ning Wan went straight to P for a long time, and finally stretched her waist like she was done: "Okay, it's done! Do you want to see it?"
Fu Zheng knew that at such a time, as a mature and stable man, he should not be alarmed. Don't be curious about these trivial things, because it's very low, but his feet don't listen to the control of the brain. When Fu Zheng reacted, he had already left. When he got behind Ning Wan, he leaned down and looked at her phone.
Of course he didn't let it down, because it had nothing to do with him, his mind was very clear, it was his foot that was ill, and it was this foot that he couldn't help walking towards Ning Wan.
"..."
"..."
"…………"
It's just that I don't know if I don't see it, and Fu Zheng can't move his eyes from this look...
"Ning Wan, did I have a grudge against you in my last life?" Fu Zheng stared at Ning Wan's mobile phone screen, and suddenly had a trance that was about to ascend to heaven. What kind of hatred was supporting Ning Wan? Make yourself so ugly?
Although from the perspective of avoiding trouble, it is indeed right to make oneself ugly, but... you don't need to be so ugly, right?
What's more, it doesn't look ugly anymore, the triangular eyes of the thief's eyebrows, the large distance between the eyes, the wicked hooked nose, the ears that can hear the wind from all directions...
Fu Zheng couldn't hold back, he pressed the blue veins on his forehead: "Why does this look like a retard? Like a twenty-one syndrome?"
"Is there any?" Ning Wan's eyes widened, and she took a closer look at her P-picture results, "I think it's pretty good, I'll definitely persuade me to quit based on my strength, I don't want to look at the second. She patted Fu Zheng on the shoulder, "Don't worry, once this photo comes out, no one will want to dig out your inner meaning through your appearance. You are safe."
Fu Zheng endured the headache: "Then do I want to thank you?"
"Of course, why don't you invite me to dinner tonight?" Ning Wan didn't realize that Fu Zheng was being sarcastic, and said happily, "Also, I helped you in the case of roosters harassing the people, you said yes. For those who are apprentices, tonight will be both a thank you banquet and a apprentice banquet, and I will save you a meal!"
For thinking of me like this, Fu Zheng thought, then I can thank you.
...
*****
It was rare that there were not many consultation calls this afternoon. Seeing that Fu Zheng had acquiesced, Ning Wan took out her mobile phone and started searching for what to eat at night. After asking Fu Zheng's opinion, Ning Wan finally chose a cost-effective one near Yuelan. Everyday Hunan restaurant.
When she was about to get off work, Ning Wan packed her things and was about to take Fu Zheng to the Hunan restaurant, but before she even went out, she almost ran into someone.
"Ningning!"
When Ning Wan raised her head, she was pleasantly surprised to find that it was Shao Lili, "Xiao Li, why are you here?"
Shao Lili yawned tiredly: "A few days ago, I had a legal opinion deadline, and a bilingual version was to be published. As a result, Cui Jing, who was in charge of the English translation, said that there was something temporary and asked me to do the finishing work. I hadn't slept for two days, so I squinted for a while, and just got on the bus to go home, but the bus broke down at this intersection..." Shao Lili said with a look of hopelessness, "The last car has been driven down. , here is another 20 minutes walk from the nearest platform, I am sleepy and hungry, thinking of being close to you, I will come to you for a meal."
Shao Lili is like this, Ning Wan's statement that she is not distressed is false. She does not know what Cui Jing's style is. She said that Shao Lili will do the finishing work. Eighty percent of the time, it's not the finishing touches at all, but the complete translation work, which is why I have to work overtime for two days and two nights...
She glanced at Fu Zheng: "I'll take my friend to dinner, don't invite your meal." Ning Wan was a little embarrassed, "Actually, it was just a joke to ask you to treat me as a teacher. I'm sorry, I can only cheer you up today. I've made an appointment, I'll invite you next time."
Although Ning Wan doesn't like the young master who came by air, but Fu Zheng doesn't seem to leave the community for a while, so it's pointless to fight blindly. At least in these days when Fu Zheng was still in the community, the two of them could live in peace and not infringe on each other's sovereignty. Anyway, according to Ning Wan's expectations, Fu Zheng would not last long in the community. At the limit, Ning Wan didn't have to endure this young master for long.
It's just that he fought against Fu Zheng before and asked Ning Wan to bow her head to find Fu Zheng for dinner, which is really shameful, so she found a reason to force Fu Zheng to invite herself. In fact, Ning Wan decided to AA in the end, but now Shao Lili is this She couldn't leave the situation alone, and could only apologize to Fu Zheng.
As a result, Fu Zheng glanced at himself, but did not leave on his own, but calmly said: "Let's go together. I said please." He pursed his lips and said uncomfortably, "I misunderstood about today's photo, I want to thank you, just ask your friends to go with you."
*****
So in the end, Ning Wan, Shao Lili and Fu Zheng sat together in the small box of the Hunan restaurant. Although this small restaurant is not very high-end, it is clean and tidy, full of the warm atmosphere of the world of fireworks, the food is delicious, and the owner of the restaurant is always smiling.
Ning Wan likes spicy food, she was quite happy at first, Shao Lili also lifted her spirits because of the food, and the two chatted about the gossip in the place. Although Fu Zheng didn't participate in the topic, he listened quietly on the side, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.
It's just that Ning Wan's rare good mood was finally destroyed by a phone call.
half of the meal,
Ning Wan received a call from her mother.
She said hello to Shao Lili and Fu Zheng and ran to the door to listen, and then heard her mother's voice trying to suppress her crying...
*****
Ning Wan returned to the small box half an hour later. Shao Lili was chatting with Fu Zheng in a harmonious atmosphere, but when she saw her back, she couldn't help but complain: "Why have you been gone for so long?" She raised her head and looked at Ning Wan At a glance, he was stunned: "Why is your face so ugly?"
"Is it your mother's phone number?" Shao Lili rolled her eyes and asked cautiously, "Did your father go back again?"
Regarding Shao Lili's question, Ning Wan made a haha and quickly avoided the topic, but although her face was full of elation, Ning Wan was thinking about her mother's phone call just now, but she only felt that her heart was burning, and at this moment, She saw the red fruit drink with ice cubes on the table...
Shao Lili followed her gaze and explained, "Today's event, the proprietress just gave it, saying it's a new product, freshly squeezed watermelon and strawberries..."
Ning Wan was irritated, she didn't finish listening, she picked up the glass of ice juice and drank it.
Shao Lili jumped up suddenly: "Ningning, spit it out! Spit it out!"
Ning Wan avoided Shao Lili's hand, somewhat baffled: "What's the matter? Do you want to drink too? Order another drink if you want."
"No!" Shao Lili's face blushed anxiously, "I haven't finished talking yet, this is a glass of watermelon strawberry fruit wine! There is alcohol! There is alcohol!"
Now Ning Wan is also anxious: "You didn't say it sooner! I told you to stop talking too much in the future!" After she finished speaking, she ran to the side and tried to induce vomiting, but unfortunately she was not skilled and failed. After a few times, she finally became desperate. There was an expression of resignation on his face, "You will wait... Hold me well..."
...
At first, Fu Zheng didn't know why the painting style between Ning Wan and Shao Lili became so strange, but after a while, he understood why these two women were like enemies before——
Ning Wan was drunk.
Although she was drunk, she couldn't tell from her complexion at all. The woman's face was pink, her lips were red and her teeth were white, and her expression was very normal, except that her eyes were more... more innocent than usual.
It's not that Fu Zheng has never seen someone drunk, but this is the first time he's seen someone like Ning Wan...
The woman first went back and forth in the box for a dozen times, saying that she lost her tail and wanted to find her own. Then she suddenly started arguing with the news broadcaster on the TV in the box. When someone said something, she refuted it. ; Then he pulled the curtains by the window and said that he would like to have a waltz together...
"She pours a cup." Shao Lili explained to Fu Zheng kindly while wiping her sweat and trying to hold Ning Wan, "You can't drink wine, not even a drop, her uninhibited soul will break the seal once she drinks it..."
"..."
Fu Zheng has seen wines with poor quality, but he has never seen wines with such poor quality... He watched Ning Wan's stand-up comedy and sing a song, and it wasn't until half an hour later that the other party seemed to finally be tired. He finally stopped and went back to the table to sit down.
She just didn't sit for a long time, she looked at Fu Zheng without blinking, suddenly took out a pen from her bag, and pulled a clean napkin from the table, and wrote a line of bamboo numbers on it smoothly. , and then just gave it to Fu Zheng: "Handsome guy, this is my number, you have taken it." She said, giggling, "Remember to call me back."
"..."
It's no wonder that people who are drunk are very honest, Fu Zheng thought, it can be seen that facing her appearance, although her mouth is hard, Ning Wan's heart has already made the correct answer, even if she is so crazy when she is drunk. , aren't you trying to strike up a conversation with yourself? In this regard, this woman is at least aesthetically online...
Fu Zheng was thinking so, and then heard Ning Wan continue to say crisply—
"Anyone who has legal disputes, such as divorce, marriage, catching rape and obtaining evidence, or arguing for inheritance, can come to me." Ning Wan said seriously, "There is a limited-time promotion tonight. If you call me before twelve o'clock, I will call you. 12% off!"
"..."
Give yourself a number just to sell legal business? ? ? How much is this woman missing? It's all like handing out flyers? And 12% off? ! 12% off this is called a discount? ? ?
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