I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality

Chen Meinan suddenly became annoyed and said angrily: "What are you laughing at?

Lynn looked at his face, covered his face, and turned blue and white for a while because of the laughter, and turned his head and said, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, but... Burst...... Hahahahaha!

"Why can a person's face look like a shrunken nest melon, and it looks like someone has been punched, and as a result, the entire facial features are squeezed together and can't bounce back... Poof..."

System: "Poof... Damn it! Host! You're so rude! Don't laugh, don't make fun of people in front of them! Don't use metaphors indiscriminately! Poofhahahaha!

Looking at Lynn, who was forcibly holding back a smile with a painful expression on his face but still unable to suppress the crazy upturn of the corners of his mouth, Chen Meinan's angry head burst into white gas.

The green tendons on his temples were exposed.

"You... You—"

He admits that his appearance is indeed a bit unsightly.

But!

It's definitely not as unbearable as he described!

What is called a shrunken nest melon that is squeezed together by a punch and causes the facial features to be squeezed together!

He turned his head abruptly and looked at a mirror in the hallway.

Suddenly, he subconsciously appeared in his mind the appearance of a shrunken nest melon that had been punched and his facial features were squeezed together...

It's quite... Figurative....

"What a joke!"

Chen Meinan was furious and punched the mirror, which instantly fell apart.

I must not be disturbed by his words, in the name of Chen Meinan!!

Lynn took a few deep breaths, and also felt that it was really bad to laugh in front of people so unscrupulously, and he brewed his emotions for a while, ready to apologize to him.

Then he turned his head and looked into his eyes.

"

Poofhahahahaha! Why are there two soybeans embedded in a shrunken nest of melons? It's too close to your mouth, so you can easily lick your eyes when you stick your tongue out! Poofha!!

Lynn clutched her stomach and bent over, her face pained by laughing so violently, but she still couldn't contain her laughter.

System: "Hahahaha! Bastards, damn hosts, impolite hosts! Poof! Don't use metaphors like that! Burst...... This is not right! Puff hahaha

"You... You—" Chen Meinan's whole body trembled angrily.

Lynn forcibly held back a smile again, he covered his face, his eyes looked at the floor, and forcibly said with a straight face:

"I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I know it's not right to laugh like this, please allow me to extend my deepest apologies to you, I..."

After blushing, why does it look like a ripe shrunken nest melon that has been punched and squeezed together! Lynn

was directly detonated by the system's laughter, and the laughter that had just been suppressed surged out again.

"The damn system, I finally managed to hold back, poofhaha! Why do you want me to think about it! Hahahaha!

Lynn clutched one hand to her stomach and pounded the ground with the other, tears pouring out of her eyes as she laughed so violently.

No more!

It's really going to work!

Lynn was very remorseful in his heart, because good upbringing told him that this kind of thing was definitely a very rude thing!

This is something that affects a person's character!

But....

I can't help it!

After laughing so much that Lynn was a little prostration, Lynn got up from the ground with difficulty, he gasped, forcibly prevented himself from looking at his face, and said:

"I'm sorry, I have to apologize to you, a person's appearance is natural, I really shouldn't..."

How..."

Then, he saw Chen Meinan's face.

Burst!!!

The beer in his mouth burst out instantly.

"Wha!! Why does a person's face look like a ripe and sideways nest melon that has been punched and squeezed together!! Hahahaha!!

Chi Lian Zhenren's unbridled laughter instantly seduced the laughing worm that Lynn had managed to suppress at once.

System: "Poofhahahaha!" Can't help it! I can't help it!

Lin En resisted the urge to laugh, grabbed Chilian Zhenren, and said, "You can't be so rude!" Burst...... No, this will ruin character... Burst...... Hahahaha!

One after another green tendons exploded out of Chen Meinan's body, his whole body trembled with anger, and his whole body burned red.

Bastard! These bastards!

I'm going to kill you guys today!!

No!

No, you have to hold back!

His strength is only a little higher than this Chilian real person, and if the two of them join forces, he will definitely die.

There must not be a clash with them here!!

The two of them laughed to death, and finally, Chi Lian Zhenren and Lynn had laughed enough, and stood up gaspingly, Chi Lian Zhenren was full of guilt, and said:

"I'm sorry, I didn't laugh at you, I should hold back... I..."

And at this time, Beihua's puzzled voice came from behind him.

I saw Beihua wearing pajamas and striding towards here.

"Master, what are you doing? Didn't you say you were going to get some more beer? How..."

Then he saw Chen Meinan's face.

Beihua was stunned.

"Giggles! Why can someone's face look like a pillow that has been punched and their facial features are squeezed together and can't bounce back? Giggles!

Beihua's demonic laughter instantly seduced the laughing worm that Lin En and Chi Lian Zhenren had suppressed again.

In an instant, the corridor was filled with the uncontrollable laughter of the three people.

Chen Meinan's whole body was full of anger, and the whole person was about to burn.

"No more! I really can't! Lynn gasped and grabbed Beihua and Chi Lian Zhenren's arms, his whole body was weak, and he kept wheezing and said

, "Stop, no one is allowed to laugh!" Let me take a break!

Chilian Zhenren was also extremely weak, and gasped: "Old man's lungs, stop, stop!" Can't laugh, definitely can't laugh!

And at this moment, Xu Feng's suspicious footsteps came from behind them.

"Hey, why are you all here?"

The three of them forcibly held back, the expressions on their faces were extremely exciting, they turned their heads, stared at Xu Feng and kept glancing at him, telling him to leave quickly.

Because it's no longer good, I can't laugh anymore.

Xu Feng was stunned, and then turned his head to look at Chen Meinan, who was smoking all over his body.

He didn't laugh.

He politely stretched out his hand to Chen Meinan and asked Lynn suspiciously, "Is this Brother Wogua your friend?"

""...""

Hahaha I can't help it, help me, poofhahahaha! The

entire venue was suddenly filled with the unbridled laughter of the three people, and this time, it was really impossible to control it anymore.

System: "Don't laugh!" Burst! It's so rude! It's so rude, poof, hahaha..."

Chen Meinan stretched out his hand tremblingly, pointed at them, and said, "You... You guys..."