I, after falling off the list, married the Xiangxi witch

A moment later, Xiaoyu, who had been sleeping, finally opened his eyes, and said in a childish voice: “Grandpa, grandma, Xiaoyu wants to eat, Xiaoyu is hungry.” ”

“Old man, what are you still standing up for, hurry up and bring Xiaoyu something to eat.”

“Okay, good, okay, I’ll go to the kitchen and get the stuff.”

As soon as the second elder saw Xiao Yu wake up, he was immediately very happy, and Grandpa Wang also hurried to the kitchen to heat the soup, porridge, and whatnot.

“Thank you so much, you see that our two old men have nothing to entertain you, don’t be disgusted with this little care.”

Grandpa Wang was extremely grateful and stuffed two red envelopes for Li Changsheng and Shi Lan.

“No, no, you’re welcome, we’re all old neighbors, there’s really no need to be so polite.”

Li Changsheng quickly waved his hand and refused to accept the red envelope.

“Thanks to you this time, otherwise Xiaoyu doesn’t know how many sins he has to suffer to get better, this is a little of our heart, you just accept it.”

Grandma Wang also said thank you three words without leaving the two words, and stuffed the red envelope to Li Changsheng.

After some shirking, Li Changsheng had to accept the red envelope, and the second elder was relieved a lot.

Before leaving, Shi Lan explained again: “Old man, Xiaoyu is now in shock, you better find a knife stained with blood, a kitchen knife is also OK, hang one behind the gate, hide one under the bed, and then fill a bowl of water, cover it with a gauze cover, put it under the bed, and when the water is naturally dry, you can take it away.” ”

“Okay, thank you doctor, we will definitely do it!”

The second elder nodded repeatedly, now they really treated Shi Lan as a living bodhisattva.

After the explanation, Li Changsheng and Shi Lan went to the garage to move things home.

Along the way, Li Changsheng kept asking questions to Shi Lan like a curious baby.

And Shi Lan is also very patient to answer every question.

“Shi Lan, can you tell me what is the use of placing blood-stained knives behind the door and under the bed?”

Li Changsheng was curious and said that after today’s bizarre experience, he now had a strong interest in the various secret techniques of Xiangxi.

“Zhen Evil, because children are young, it is easy to see dirty things that adults can’t see, so they must hang blood-stained knives in the house to suppress them, so that they dare not enter easily.”

“What’s the use of putting a bowl of water under the bed and covering it with a gauze cover?”

“At that time, our custom was to suppress the tiger aunt and prevent the tiger aunt from teasing the child, causing the child to cry constantly at night…”

“What kind of monster is Aunt Tiger?”

“I’ll tell you slowly in the future, it’s too late, I’m going to rest.”

“Alright, good night!”

“Good night!”

Today Li Changsheng is an eye-opener.

Really refreshed his eighteen-year-old world view again, what souls, ghosts, appeared in front of his eyes one by one.

He needed to digest it and re-examine this strange and familiar world.

……

One Dreamless Night!

At six o’clock in the morning, Li Changsheng suddenly woke up from the pain.

“Ugh!”

The miserable voice echoed over the Biyuan community.

Li Changsheng hurriedly jumped up, fixed his eyes, and found that there was a colorful little snake hanging from his hip.

“Viper!”

“I was bitten by a poisonous snake!”

“What’s going on, where did this poisonous snake come from.”

Li Changsheng’s face was pale, and he knew that the brighter the color of any snake, the greater the poison.

This colorful little snake is afraid that it is extremely poisonous!

It’s going to die!

It’s going to die!

Li Changsheng’s heart to cry to death was all over, and he calculated everything, but he didn’t expect it to be planted on the body of a snake.

Fortunately, Li Changsheng was still calm and knew to call for help.

“Hey, 120, I was bitten by a poisonous snake, my family lives on the 52nd floor of Building A in Biyuan Community, come and save me!”

“Neuropathy? You are the neurotic! ”

“What, you guys are 110, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!”

……

Shi Lan heard Li Changsheng shouting, so she came over and asked, “What’s the matter, yelling.” ”

Seeing that it was Shi Lan, Li Changsheng seemed to grasp a life-saving straw, and hurriedly said: “I was bitten by a poisonous snake!” Aren’t you an expert in playing snakes, come and help me see, is there any salvation. ”

Saying that, Li Changsheng turned around, and saw that the colorful little snake was still hanging on his hip, dead or alive.

“Little flower, don’t be naughty, let go quickly.”

When Shi Lan saw this scene, she couldn’t help but laugh.

“Little flower?”

Li Changsheng was stunned, but finally reacted, and said angrily: “It turns out that you are a gang.” ”

I have long heard that Xiangxi witches are good at manipulating snakes, but I didn’t expect it to be true.

“Don’t worry, Xiaohua just wants to wake you up, you will be fine.”

Saying that, Shi Lan beckoned gently, and the little colorful snake bounced away from Li Changsheng’s body with a swoosh.

“Wake me up?”

“Do you guys wake people up like this?”

Li Changsheng found that there seemed to be no signs of poisoning, so he let go of his heart.

“What do you think?”

Shi Lan said with a smile.

“Hey!”

Li Changsheng sighed, thinking about the days to come, it’s hard to live!