I, after falling off the list, married the Xiangxi witch

After Lu Ming revealed a hand of water melting in their live broadcast room, Li Changsheng said goodbye to the water friend, and then turned off the video call and continued to eat.

This little episode can be regarded as a perfect ending.

“Shi Lan, do you think my noodles are delicious?”

“It’s okay, it’s salty.”

“Then I’ll pay attention next time and put less salt in the future.”

After breakfast, Li Changsheng and Shi Lan walked side by side.

Take a walk in the garden, and since the thousand-year-old tree has been fully restored, the place has clearly become a miniature hole.

The essence of heaven and earth became particularly rich, and the flowers and plants next to it were also absorbing these essences, slowly evolving towards spirit flowers and spirit grasses.

“Shi Lan, last time you said that this tree has become fine, right?”

Li Changsheng asked.

“Yes, this ancient tree already has a soul, maybe in a few tens and hundreds of years, it can even transform into a human form!”

Shi Lan explained.

“So is it conscious now?”

Li Changsheng said curiously.

“There is, and I’m afraid it’s not low, not much worse than people, it’s just that I can’t speak yet.”

Shi Lan nodded and said, confirming Li Changsheng’s conjecture.

“So that’s it?”

Li Changsheng rested under the ancient tree, and suddenly felt that his whole body was wrapped in essence, which made people very comfortable.

If you can cultivate in this environment, you will definitely achieve twice the result with half the effort!

Shi Lan, on the other hand, was holding a mobile phone, as if she was calling her family.

“Hey, Abba, what’s going on?”

“Driving corpses? Where to rush? ”

“Oh, okay, don’t worry, I’ll take care of this!”

“Uh-huh, well, okay, goodbye!”

……

Li Changsheng’s ears were quite intelligent now, and he naturally heard Shi Lan’s words.

“Driving corpses?”

“She won’t ask me to drive the corpse!”

Li Changsheng had a bad premonition, and sure enough, it came true in the next second.

After Shi Lan hung up the phone, she walked straight over and said to Li Changsheng: “Take the guy, we have to go out for a while.” ”

“I’m really going, I won’t!”

Li Changsheng said, this is the truth.

“It doesn’t matter, everyone never starts, everything must be brought, including: witch robes, straw shoes, cloaks, witch knives, witch faces, dementor bells, dementor lamps, yellow paper talismans… Wait, got it? ”

Shi Lan’s face was serious, as if she was treating an extremely solemn matter.

“Well, don’t worry! I’ll go get ready! ”

Li Changsheng smiled when he saw Shi Lan.

Knowing that this matter was extremely solemn for her, she also put away her smiling face at the moment and treated it seriously.

It didn’t take long for Li Changsheng to pack up the guys necessary to drive the corpse.

Shi Lan was not at ease, and after checking again to make sure that there was no problem, the two set off.

“Where are we going to drive the corpses, where are we going to go?”

Along the way, Li Changsheng couldn’t help but be curious.

He had only seen the profession of corpse catcher in movies, but he did not expect that one day he would actually run to the deep mountains and old forests to become a corpse catcher.

“You’ll know when you get there, now while there is still some time, I will tell you some terms for driving corpses, as well as taboos, you must keep them in mind, you know?”

Shi Lan said with a serious face.

“Say it.”

Li Changsheng nodded solemnly.

While hurrying, while listening to Shi Lan’s introduction of various tips for driving corpses, I only felt that what Shi Lan said was mysterious and extremely mysterious.

It was also from this time that Li Changsheng understood what driving corpses is in an all-round way, which is much more complicated and dangerous than in the movie!

People who are engaged in the business of driving corpses, also known as corpse catchers, are a type of profession that deals with dead people all year round.

So to become a corpse catcher, the first condition is that the eight characters are hard enough!

In this way, it will not be easy to be stained by evil qi, and the life expectancy will be a little longer.

Driving away corpses will break life.

Even family members will die because of the evil spirit.

As for how much to fold, it depends on how hard the corpse catcher’s eight characters are, under normal circumstances, it is very common to fold a life span of ten or twenty years.

So, that’s why there are fewer and fewer corpse catchers.

No one wants to die early, and no one risks their family to do this thankless job.

“No wonder Uncle Ying’s movies are all alone, so it is, rise the posture!”

Li Changsheng realized something, and said, “Shi Lan, since driving the corpse will break the life, you still let me drive the corpse?” Aren’t you afraid to stay alive? ”

Shi Lan smiled, like a hundred flowers blooming, and said: “Don’t worry, your eight characters are extremely hard, and driving out corpses will not affect your lifespan.” ”

……

I don’t know how long it took, the two had left the city and came to a desolate deep mountain.

There is a group of experts who are carrying out intensive excavation work on a huge ancient tomb.

As soon as one of them, the old professor, who had pale hair but a childlike appearance, saw Shi Lan and Li Changsheng, and immediately came up to greet him: “Niece Sun, you can be counted as coming.” ”

Shi Lan walked up and said, “Professor Tang, what happened here?” ”

Professor Tang looked solemn and slowly spoke, “Zombie! ”