I Am a Big Player
One hundred and forty-four, the best candidates of the year
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Ren He took the exam very seriously, but in the afternoon after the exam the next day, a post titled the best candidate of the year appeared on the Internet...
At the beginning, he just clicked casually to check it out, but it turned out! Nima!
Isn't this my physical chemistry test paper? ! You must know that in the 2006 Los Angeles high school entrance examination, physical chemistry was still on the same test paper. Although the name, school, class, admission ticket number and other information were covered in this test paper photo, those jokes were clearly photographed!
Ren He recognized it at a glance, it was his test paper!
Damn it, I am now the best candidate in Los Angeles this year? Can you have fun!
However, he still underestimated everyone. At 10 o'clock in the evening, the so-called best candidate in Los Angeles this year has become the best candidate in China this year through the Internet...
Jokes, which can make people happy, are contagious. One person will pass them on to others after seeing them. The speed of transmission increases geometrically. A volume of classic jokes is enough for everyone to laugh for 20 minutes after reading it. !
It's no wonder that the invigilator also reads his papers. It's because he wrote too many jokes, which are so interesting...
Xu Nuo called him at night: "Ren He, are you online yet?"
"It's up!" Ren He wondered, not knowing what he promised to do.
"Have you seen the test paper of the best candidate, he actually wrote jokes like me, what should I do, can I still get points? He wrote a lot more jokes than me, I can't compare to him!" Xu Nuo asked anxiously.
"Get out..." Ren He is so lost, crazy! After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone and continued to read the comments of netizens below...
"If I were the marking teacher, I would definitely give this test paper full marks, not only because of the examinee's creativity, but also because there are so many jokes on the whole test paper, the laughs are dense, and the quality is extremely high!"
"That's right, if I were the marking teacher, I wouldn't dare to say full marks, I would give high marks!"
"Think about it, a teacher grades thousands of papers a day, and when such a paper appears at this time, it's like seeing an oasis in the desert, and seeing humans on Mars!"
Let's go! Also saw humans! Ren He turned off the computer angrily. This was something he hadn't expected. In the past years, some students' test papers would be exposed due to special circumstances and caused heated discussions. Distant things, but now it's my turn!
At this time, Yang Xi's call came again, and when Ren He picked it up, he heard the voice of laughing on the other side of the phone, not saying anything serious, just laughing, Ren He asked with a dark face, "Have you finished laughing?"
"Hahahaha, why don't you make people laugh at the good things you did?" When Yang Xi saw the post, she immediately recognized that it was Ren He's handwriting. Ren He had written so many lyrics and scores for her. , the other party's font characteristics have long been remembered, and she thinks that the only student in Los Angeles who can do this kind of thing is Ren He.
Even if there is such a funny comparison, it is impossible to happen to be so poor in physical chemistry...
Xu Nuo might be careless, but Yang Xi is a girl and absolutely not, so she called Ren He immediately.
Ren He took a breath and said, "I'm doing this to make the marking teacher feel good, do you understand that sacrificing my own grades to benefit the entire test group is really a great merit?"
"Let me laugh a little longer..." Yang Xi hung up the phone after speaking.
Are you in the spirit of entertainment? Do you have any sense of humor! !
Simply!
Ren He is not worried that others will know that the paper is his own, after all, the information of the candidates is covered, and even the teacher himself cannot see it. This was originally to prevent some teachers from cheating for personal gain, but now it has played a protective role for Ren He...
In case this matter gets to the ears of Lao Ren and Ren's mother, knowing that he wrote this kind of paper,
I guess I can die and apologize...
When chatting with Yang Xi in the evening, Ren He discovered a problem. He wrote the paper according to the score of 580. According to this level, it should be at the upper-middle level, but he accidentally learned from Yang Xi that, This year's exam questions are too difficult, Yang Xi may only get about 580 points!
In his previous life, Ren He didn't study at all when he was in junior high school, and he was lucky to get a score of more than 200 in the senior high school entrance examination. In the end, he spent 30,000 yuan in school building fees to enter a top-notch high school.
At that time, he didn't pay attention to anything about the high school entrance examination after the exam, so he didn't know that the questions were difficult, and he didn't pay attention to the score line of that year. Anyway, he couldn't pass the exam anyway. You can continue to enjoy the summer vacation...
So what's happening now is that he's likely to come out on top with a score of around 580?
And there are still physical and chemical variables. To be honest, he thought that the teacher would give an extra four or five points to the joke teacher who wrote a paper, but he is a little uncertain now, because the public opinion on the Internet believes that although this paper is It is impossible to get a high score, but it is not possible to get a low score.
Marking teachers are also human beings, and there is no cross-marking requirement in the senior high school entrance examination. After one teacher corrects a paper, this paper will have so many points.
I mean, my score won't be too high, right? ! You must know that it must be a huge advantage for him to write junior high school papers at the top level of the college entrance examination, and even the advantage is so great that he can't tell the difficulty of the papers. Anyway, they are all the same. At that time, he was highlighted...
It doesn't matter, I have finished the exam anyway, and the grades are just like this.
The main focus is still on the game, and the upcoming trip to Kyoto.
It has been half a year since the last time he kicked off the gym, but the popularity of those five songs has not dropped much. Ren He has every reason to believe that when he reappears with Yang Xi, he will once again set off a turbulent wave in the entertainment industry. Because they are still prepared.
He didn't even tell Yang Xi some of the details, and at that time he would definitely give Yang Xi a huge surprise.
The mystery of the identity of the junior high school student who had been buried for half a year will finally be revealed at this time. After the summer vacation, Yang Xi is no longer an ordinary junior high school student, but a popular star!
Ren He began to cherish all the time he spent with Yang Xi now, and he might not have so much time after the other party became a star.
I still have to go to school, but the time spent in school will definitely be greatly reduced. At that time, it will be much more difficult for the two of them to meet each other than it is now.
Fortunately, he is not an ordinary person. If he wants to see Yang Xi, no matter where she is, he can always get there with a plane ticket.
What if he's just a normal guy? I'm afraid it's unknown where this relationship will end up, and the biggest possibility is separation. He knows the ending of most long-distance relationships very well, so he is more prepared.
However, life may not be perfect, he just wants to do his best, it is safe to keep Yang Xi by his side, but he is not so selfish, he will not hold love until it dies.
Ren He has already made preparations for the future. Yes, he thinks he is ready and has the confidence to make his vigorous love come to an end. Then the planning has come.
Gods and Buddhas from all sides and entertainment predators, see you in Kyoto!
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Thousands of rewards plus more, there is another chapter, I will talk about it after I have a meal
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