I Am a Big Player

Ren He was sitting at home watching TV with his chin resting on his back, but his thoughts had drifted to nowhere. Yang Xi is coming soon, how can it be interesting to appear in front of her?

At this time of night, Ren He could already see that the Kunlun game had begun to exert its strength. On the forums of No. 4 Middle School, some students posted messages asking to form a team...

Kunlun’s readership is actually huge now, but the game planner’s conventional estimate of 200,000 simultaneous online users in a few months is still too small. That’s the norm, not Kunlun.

Fantasy Westward Journey, as China's domestic hegemony game, has far more potential than that. Ren He waited for its real rise to bring him a huge accumulation of wealth. It seemed that he was not far from the dream of being rich and idle.

Before, after playing the Croatian Rhapsody, Ren He had a formal communication with the Heavenly Punishment System. He was worried that the tasks of the Heavenly Punishment System would become more and more difficult in the future, and he would have to spend at least one How can I go to school on Sunday? If it is a school-wide task, is there anything difficult?

Probably no more, he has already climbed the underpants building with bare hands, and the remaining buildings are basically not difficult.

So if you want to increase the difficulty of the task, you must go to a more special environment, which is not realistic, although it seems that the Tianpu system does not blindly increase the difficulty when releasing tasks, such as exposure to the sun for 3 hours. It's actually much simpler than climbing underpants, at least it won't be life-threatening.

But just in case, Ren He decided to have an in-depth communication with the Heavenly Punishment System: "You also want to use the culture of the parallel world to fill the gaps in this world, and I also really want to bring those cultures to this world, and the current The problem is that I'd love to do really risky tasks, but I don't have the time. See if that's the case, like playing Croatian Rhapsody, I don't intend to profit from it just to put They reappear in this world, can this kind of thing cancel their mission?"

Ren He is always worried about negotiating with the Heavenly Punishment System every time. He must first meet the needs of the other party before he can talk about his own needs.

"No," the Heavenly Punishment System flatly refused, as if there was no room for negotiation on this matter!

It seems that this is really impossible to talk about. Ren He thought for a while and then said: "Then you can see if this is okay. Can this type of punishment task be properly reduced in difficulty, or can the task be diversified?"

"approve."

Approved? Ren He was in ecstasy when he was standing downstairs in the piano room. Every time he negotiated with the Heavenly Punishment System, he would get a little surprise. If he had honestly not fought for it at all, he would have died of exhaustion.

"Mission: Perform on stage at the welcome party, and punish the host for drooling for one month if it is not completed."

Nima, drooling for a month, then I will become the first mentally retarded in the fourth middle school. When I talk to people, I don’t wipe my mouth first, and then talk while drooling? It's okay to chat with girls, people may think that they care about pornography, but this is still good, okay? If it's drooling at a man, how scared do you think he must be? !

Ren He would be scared if he saw Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing drooling at him!

Ren He sat in front of the TV at night and thought, what kind of program would he come up with if he really wanted to go to the welcome party?

At this time his eyes suddenly lit up,

It seems that one method can solve the task and surprise Yang Xi at the same time!

When I came to the school the next day, after the military training in the afternoon, the whole class gathered together to discuss what program to produce. At this time, everyone was a little careful, and there were only 2 places in each class. If you change to an ordinary school, you just push and push. It's different when it comes to No. 4 Middle School. Many people are holding back their energy and want to fight for this opportunity.

Moreover, the two selected places are not guaranteed to be able to get in, and they have to compete with other classes, and finally 15 programs will be selected. In the senior grades, there are also 15 programs, and a total of 30 programs will be combined to form a party that lasts about 3 hours.

There are 30 classes in one age, two out of one class go to pk, only 15 win in the end, the probability of being killed is 75%, which is very high.

No. 4 Middle School is such a place, everyone has to strive to make themselves shine and enter the first group. Even Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing, two academic masters who don't have much special skills, want to pull Ren He to have a cross talk together. Liu Bing was originally a comedian, so he thought of cross talk as a form of performance.

Everyone's attitude towards this kind of party is very positive, and only when some people are suppressed by the halo of the great gods and can't move, will they gradually become negative and self-exile.

Say cross talk? Ren He thought about it and let it go, Yang Xi must be the finale, if he came on stage early, how would he feel any surprise?

But at this time, he suddenly thought of something: "I'll write a cross talk for you two, and you two can use it if you think it's okay. In exchange, you two will mobilize your alumni to do something for me!"

Ren He still felt that it was too unsafe to be alone in this matter, so he had to mobilize Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing. There are many former alumni, so it is absolutely reliable to find them.

Liu Bing was still a little arrogant. When it comes to jokes, he has never convinced anyone. When Ren He said that he would write a cross talk book for them, he didn't take it seriously.

Ren He looked at his eyes and understood, he smiled and said: "Well, I will play two roles for you and I will do it for you two. You can judge for yourself if it is okay or not!" He wouldn't provoke the Heavenly Punishment System so quickly. Ren He performed an impromptu cross talk of Guo Degang for the two of them. Because of his professional acting skills, even Guo Degang's expressions were imitated.

How about Guo Degang, a crosstalk actor? Ren He only likes some of his crosstalks, some are funny and some are not, so he chose a section that he thinks is the most classic and showed it to Jiang Haoyang and Liu Bing, but it made them laugh. I can't take care of myself. For Guo Degang, there have always been mixed reputations. Ren He, as an outsider in his previous life, would not make any comments on this kind of thing. After all, if you don’t know the truth, you have no right to speak. All you can do is to affirm that Guo Degang’s works are true. Excellent, it is not accidental that he can be popular.

"Is it a deal?" Ren He raised his eyebrows.

"Deal! Brother, you can't hide it," Liu Bing sighed, "I thought I was the only one in our class with the most sense of humor, so I'm willing to bow down!"

However, if you want to make a deal, you have to pay a price. When Ren He just wrote out the whole cross talk, the task of the Heaven's Punishment System came: "Task: Get applause from 2,000 people at the welcome party, and punish the host if you don't complete it. Foot odor for 1 month, no object can block the odor."

This is inappropriate. The smelly feet punished by the Heavenly Punishment System know how smelly they are, and there is no way to stop them. If I really suffer such a punishment, will I become the first in the fourth middle school because foot odor can already cause The student who was dismissed because other students could not concentrate on class?

But can the applause of 2,000 people be won? It should be ok, with more than 1,000 people. When the welcome party is held, the second and third grades will start. At that time, the teachers and students of the whole school will be together, a total of 4,000 people, which means that half of it is enough.

it should be no problem? !