I Am a Big Player

"The host completes the task, reward: 3 mischievous salutes (non-lethal)."

Is this the reward for this mission? Ren He was stunned! What is a salute? Why are you talking so foreign, it's just a firecracker! Why do I want such a firecracker? It’s almost the Spring Festival, so the Heaven’s Punishment System is quite suitable for you as an old man. Reward yourself with 3 firecrackers?

Play dog ​​egg!

With a water temperature of 2 degrees Celsius, I stayed in the Luo River for 5 minutes. I was so cold that I almost doubted that I was alive. In the end, I was rewarded with three firecrackers. Ren He almost wondered if the heavenly punishment system was punishing him? !

The reward this time is not a virtual item like vomiting potion, but a real one. In his hand, three things as thick as a child's arm and wrapped in colorful firework paper appeared, which looked quite festive...

Happy puppies!

Ren He was upset, and he was still walking back shivering from the cold, this reward simply made him unable to let go.

When he got home, he angrily threw the three firecrackers beside the TV, took a good hot bath, cooked himself a bowl of ginger soup, and ordered some quick-frozen dumplings.

To say that his current physical fitness is really good, even though he stayed in such cold water for 5 minutes, he didn't show any signs of fever or cold.

It seems that after the physical fitness far exceeds that of ordinary people and reaches 5.24, even the immunity has also improved in proportion.

I don't know what Hehehe's ability is...

Hehehe, Ren He amused himself after thinking about it.

Ren's mother and father didn't notice at all when he went out for a few days, because they didn't have time to go home. It's almost Chinese New Year. Bonuses are distributed, annual meetings are held, ghosts and snake gods from all walks of life have to pay a visit, of course, with the face of the old man, it usually goes smoothly.

When the Spring Festival comes, they will come back to celebrate the New Year, and relatives who don't usually contact each other will also show up.

Lao Ren is the eldest son of the Ren family, Ren He has two aunts and two uncles, and Ren He is the eldest son and grandson, so they usually come to Ren He's house for New Year's Eve dinner.

Seniority is still very important in Ren He's family. Each generation's name will have characters unique to that generation in it. For example, Ren He is from the Li character generation. He should have been called Ren Limin...

The degree of down-to-earth of this name can be compared with vomiting potion...

Later, it was Ren He who was changed by Ren's mother because she thought it was too ugly, implying that the time, place and people are harmonious.

Just because of this, Ren He felt that this was definitely his real mother, that's all right.

In the past few days, Ren He knew through Yang Xi that Su Ruqing really almost called the police the night he ran away, and Ren He was already on his blacklist.

Ren He was afraid for a while, but luckily he left early...

Su Ruqing even wanted to transfer Yang Xi to another school, but she managed to contact Yang En, who was abroad, but was denied by Yang En...

Ren He felt that when the future father-in-law came back, he had to have a drink with him... He didn't consider whether he would like to have a drink with him.

The time came to the end of the new year without knowing it, and the old Ren and Ren's mother had a tacit understanding and returned home the day before New Year's Eve. As a result, Ren He was stopped by Ren's mother before he had time to be happy and said: "Don't spend the New Year's money indiscriminately, do you hear me? , Mom will save it for you when you grow up."

Ren He took a deep breath, have you always been thinking about this? Fortunately, I can make money now, otherwise how would I live this year? !

I don't know how I survived in my previous life...

Then it was time to prepare for the New Year's goods nervously. The family of three went to the supermarket to buy, buy, and buy everything they saw.

It's not that Lao Ren and Ren's mother can't let their subordinates buy it, but the two of them also have a tacit understanding that if they don't go home for many years, it's a bit of a year to prepare it by themselves.

On the morning of New Year's Eve, Ren Ma got up early and started frying things,

Fried hairtail with croquettes, you have to work all day, and you can eat it at night.

For a large family, a table full of dishes has to be cooked by hand.

When Ren He had nothing to do, he suddenly saw the three firecrackers next to the TV, and he didn't know how to play a prank?

Forgive him for his lack of imagination, but he really doesn't know how this thing can play tricks. Is it because the explosive power is so strong that it can blow up people?

Then it's not a prank, okay? The bottom line of a prank should at least be harmless. He believes that the Heaven's Punishment System has a sense of proportion to this, and specially marked it as non-lethal.

Or is it a clown's head that pops out after it explodes to scare people?

Ren He decided to try it, he went downstairs with one in his pocket, but he hesitated again when he got downstairs, how should he try?

With Ren He's traitorous character, he would definitely not be happy to let him try it himself, what should he do if the thing is so disgusting, isn't it...

Just in time, from the corner of Ren He's eyes, he saw a few brats in the yard setting off cannons with great vigor, blowing up the cars in the yard, and throwing firecrackers into the small yard behind the first floor of the house, listening to the scream of the owner inside, it was really high-spirited.

How can this kind of bear child be cured? Ren He felt that he had a sense of justice!

He cheerfully put the salutes upright and put them on the road that the brats must pass, then ran to the building and waited...

When a few brats passed by, they took a look, hey, why is there a firecracker that hasn't been missed? Who forgot here? ! A few brats muttered a few words in a low voice and decided to take this firecracker for themselves!

Ren He hid in the building and looked at them, the bear boy's mind was clear to him, the first thought he saw when he saw the firecrackers on the road was definitely: light it!

Let's light up, Ren He looked forward to it, he watched the other brats scatter in all directions, only one child stepped forward to light up, and he was ready to run away at any time when he lit up.

However……

With a bang, all the brats were stunned, even Ren He, the instigator, was stunned!

What's the situation, Ren He is obsessed, isn't the lead wire quite long, why did it explode the moment it was ignited? !

Fuck, this is really a cheating firecracker. It turns out that the prank started from the lead. Ordinary people would relax a bit when they saw that the fuses of firecrackers were quite long, because they had time to run far away. As a result, the characteristic of this prank firecracker is that no matter how long the fuse is, it will explode at one point...

The brat who lit the fire was still in the posture of lighting the fire... Confused...

A group of children gathered around: "Are you okay?"

The brat who lit the fire was still a little dazed, he stood up and thought for a while and said, "I'm fine, I'm just a little flustered..."

At this time, Ren He saw the front of the bear boy, I'll go, the whole front is black! The black is so pure, as exaggerated as if it just came out of a two-dimensional cartoon!

The firecrackers given by the Heavenly Punishment System this day are too harsh. Co-authoring is such a prank effect. It won't hurt anyone, but it will blow up the person who ignited the fire.

Awesome, Ren He admired the Heavenly Punishment System and flashed away without any sense of guilt...

As a result, in the afternoon, a middle-aged woman suddenly yelled and cursed in the yard: "I don't care who threw the wicked firecrackers into the yard in the morning? Huh? My children were blown up into Africans." , I haven’t washed it off after three baths, do you have a sense of public morality?! Ah? Is there any law of the king?!”