I Am A Pirate! Why Is The Crew Tom the Cat?

"I'm in a bad mood right now, you divisive bastard!"

A cold, deep voice came out of Lao Sha's mouth.

As the voice fell to the ground, Lao Sha turned into a pool of yellow sand and dived into the ground, and when he reappeared, he was already in front of Tom's eyes!

"Gudu~" the voice of swallowing saliva.

The smile on Tom's face stopped abruptly, and a strong sense of crisis grew from the bottom of his heart!

This kind of feeling, it only felt in the body of big cousin Jerry!

Looking at Lao Sha's gloomy and Ultimate face, Tom couldn't help shivering, showing an awkward smile, and waving his hands:

"Yo, Sassi ignores that~"

However, at this time, Lao Sha has no intention of continuing to play with Tom!

He grabbed Tom's neck, and the strong murderous intent in his eyes eroded Tom instantly like a tide!

Tom, who was being strangled, stuck out his tongue in pain, trying to break free from Lao Sha's hand with all his strength.

However, due to its short arms, no matter how hard it punches, it can't reach Lao Sha at all.

Facing Tom's dying reaction, Lao Sha sneered and said, "Go to hell."

Before the words fell, Tom's body turned into a dry corpse in just a moment!

Throwing Tom away like trash, Lao Sha then set his sights on the distant battlefield.

"It's a bunch of trash, you can't even do this little thing well!"

Looking at the battlefield in the distance, Lao Sha's tone was very cold, just as he was about to strike.

The two CP members suddenly appeared in front of Lao Sha and said sharply: "Sir Crocodile, have you forgotten the treaty of the order?!"

"The order from the World government is to capture them alive, not to let you kill them!"

Lao Sha suddenly burst into laughter, put the golden hook on the neck of a certain CP member, and said with a sneer:

"What do I want to do, it's your turn to teach me, these two mice hiding in the dark?"

Sensing that something is wrong with Crocodile's current mood, members of the CP organization dare not touch this brow.

He could only grunt, then turned his head and left.

Not long after the members of the CP organization left, Tom, who had turned into a mummy, slowly stood up.

After realizing something was wrong with his body, Tom froze in place, his eyes full of confusion and confusion.

After being stunned for a while, Tom raised his bony arm and let out a hearty laugh.

In its imagination, this place should be heaven, and Lao Sha also appeared here, does that mean that Lao Sha is also quacking?

Seeing Lao Sha alive, this is more uncomfortable than being dead!

Faced with Tom's ridicule, Lao Sha didn't feel angry, but couldn't believe that everything in front of him was real!

Lao Sha looked at Tom in disbelief, and muttered, "What kind of creature is this guy?"

"Why is the water in my body sucked dry, and I'm not dead yet!"

If Al had been there, the appointment would have given him a sentence.

"Tom, who has the law of life, if he gets smacked like this, then he really underestimates Tom!"

Tom, who felt that he was dead, gradually smiled wildly, not paying attention to Lao Sha at all.

In his cognition, there is no winner or loser between souls.

For this reason, Tom didn't even need to think, he took out a piece of cream cake from behind and threw it at Lao Sha.

At the moment when the cake was about to fall out of his hands, Tom couldn't bear it, and he took a bite before throwing it out!

Although the cream cake was thrown out, because of Tom's current physical condition, he didn't have much strength.

The cake just flew in the air for a while and then fell down.

Looking at the cake that is still half the distance from Lao Sha.

Tom put his hands behind his back in embarrassment, and his toes swung up and down in the sand, making a very delicate mini castle.

Lao Sha frowned slightly, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and said with a light smile:

"So what if I don't die? Wouldn't it be good to kill you again~.?"

After hearing Lao Sha's arrogant words, Tom suddenly felt angry.

They are all souls, how dare you pull them like that?

Tom shook his head violently, pouted, took out a halo from behind and hung it on his head, and looked at Lao Sha angrily.

Immediately afterwards, Tom took out a glass of juice from his back, took a deep breath, and Tom's body returned to its original state at a speed visible to the naked eye!

At the moment when his body recovered, Tom bit his thumb and blew fiercely, transforming himself into a devil muscular man over three meters tall!

"Hee ha ha ha ha ~"

"Short, do you feel the fear?"

Tom took off the angel halo on his head and replaced it with a pair of devil's horns. At the same time, he took out a devil's trident and let out a very evil laugh.

Just when Lao Sha was about to say something, a scorpion suddenly protruded from the exquisite castle under Tom's feet.

It seems that because Tom broke into its territory, the scorpion mercilessly stabbed Tom's foot with its scorpion tail.

"Aw~!!!"

In the next second, Tom's miserable scream resounded through the sky.

And Tom's body leaked air because of being pricked by the scorpion needle.

As if discouraged, it flew back and forth in the air, and then left a gap tens of meters long on the ground before stopping.

After Lao Sha saw this scene, the corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

It's hard to believe that this idiot in front of him is actually his opponent?

This is simply a shame!!!

The members of the CP organization who were about to leave couldn't help but stop after hearing the commotion caused by Sir Crocodile.

The moment they turned around.

What happened in the field of vision caused them to blink their eyes involuntarily, with a hint of doubt on their faces.

Tom stood up, and after seeing Lao Shan's arrogant face, he angrily took out a cream cake from behind.

He went straight to Lao Sha, and suddenly slapped the cake on Lao Sha's face.

Immediately afterwards, Tom snatched the smoking cigar from Old Sand's mouth, broke it and threw it aside.

Then he took out a big firecracker from behind and stuffed it into Lao Sha's mouth.

Seeing that Lao Sha seemed to be thinking of resisting, Tom threw two pieces of cream cake on his face again.

Snapped--

Snapped--

boom-

After seeing this scene, members of the CP organization dropped their jaws to the ground.

"The cat...is..."

"You're lying! How could such a thing happen? That guy is Seven Warlords of the Sea!"

Just as they were still shocked by Tom's behavior, the phone bug in one of them suddenly rang.

"Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

The CP member picked up the phone and said incoherently: "Moses...Moses, I am Kali, a member of CP5."

As the voice of CP member Kali fell, a low and hoarse voice sounded from the other end of the phone after a hum:

"How did the task go?"

Kali and another CP member suddenly stood up straight [replied very seriously:

"Report, we have found the demon son Nico Robin in Alabasta.

"And, Seven Warlords of the Sea·Sir Crocodile, is in a duel with Tom."

"only......"

Kali paused, looking at Crocodile who was being smashed by Tom crazily and didn't fight back, he didn't know how to explain for a while.

"only......?"

On the other end of the phone, a suspicious voice rang out, and Kali broke out in a cold sweat, and stammered for a long time without saying the next paragraph.

"Just what! Say it!" Another, more severe roar sounded.

Kali couldn't help trembling all over, and explained tremblingly: "It's just that Sir Crocodile is currently facing a headwind."

"And! I was beaten by that monster-like cat until I couldn't fight back!!!"

The last sentence, Kali yelled out with a tearing voice, which is enough to show how shocked he is at the moment!

As the voice fell to the ground, ten seconds later, a suffocating questioning voice came from the other end of the phone: "Are you sure?"

With just three words, Kali can detect endless killing intent from it!

Obviously, the person on the other end of the phone didn't really believe what he said, if it was false, then he would definitely die!

Kali's teeth were shaking up and down, and he gave a very serious answer on the other end of the phone.

After another few seconds of silence, a weak voice slowly came from the other end of the phone:

"Turn on the video projection, and connect to the middle of Marine, let them handle this matter!"

"Notify Marine, if necessary, to allow Buster Call to Alabasta!"

"Click..."

After hearing the Buster Call, there was a trace of fear in the eyes of Kali and another CP member!

"Buster Call.....Masaka....."

"No masaka no masaka!"

"Hurry up, carder, we have to quickly find a suitable location to record this battle!"

Before Ka could recover from the Buster Call news, he was dragged to a sandy slope by another companion.

Skillfully prepared the tools, another CP member put the phone bug on a wooden stick.

Then he put his hands behind his back and stood beside the phone bug, protecting the phone bug from being blown down by the wind and sand.

And Kali, on the other hand, ran to another battlefield and sent the screen to the Marine headquarters.

at the same time.

Marine headquarters.

After hearing the order, Sengoku immediately summoned all Marine cadres to the meeting room, ready to watch the battle!

"Garp, you are still hiding here to eat, hurry up and go to the meeting room!"

Looking at Garp who was eating and drinking in the corner, Sengoku got angry and snatched all the snacks from Garp.

After Garp came back last time, Sengoku asked Garp about Tom's gang.

But what I got was an ambiguous explanation from Garp, who said it as if he hadn't said it.

Garp, who was taken away from the snacks, was not angry, but scratched the back of his head in embarrassment,

". "Sengoku, I won't look into the matter of those little guys. I already have an idea of ​​their strength."

"Garp! You guys have a bottom, but we haven't, come with me!"

Sengoku didn't give Garp a chance to refute at all, and dragged him to the conference room.

However, when Sengoku pushed open the door of the meeting room, the scene in front of him was Marshal Marine, and he couldn't help but feel a little unbelievable.

Crocodile, after being attacked by Tom many times with cake, couldn't take it anymore.

A [Desert Sword] cut Tom in half.

Immediately afterwards, a scene that shocked everyone who saw this picture appeared.

I saw Tom take out a fly swatter from behind at the moment when the sand knife hit, the moment he separated his upper body from his lower body, and slapped Lao Sha fiercely on the face.

Slap Lao Sha's head directly into a ball of yellow sand.

Then, after all this, Tom,

Like pulling up pants, the lower body was lifted up.

The moment it was combined with the upper body, he took out a chocolate pie from behind and threw it at Lao Sha who had just formed a figure in the distance.

In just a few seconds, what Tom did completely shocked all the cadres in the meeting room, and their jaws dropped to the ground.

Even Marine Three Admiral couldn't help frowning after seeing this scene.

Only Garp threw his head back and laughed loudly.

[Mood value from Sir Crocodile +9999]

[Mood value from Sir Crocodile +9999]

【*E...)

Al, who was riding on the sea, was full of doubts when he saw the screen of emotional values ​​that had never stopped (good money).

What the hell did this guy Tom do to break Lao Sha's defenses?

This screen swiping speed is simply faster than Spike's harvesting swiping on the battlefield!

[Get a can of Popeye's spinach. 】

Hearing the prompt sound in his mind, Al was slightly taken aback, and a gratified smile appeared on his face.

This is already his second shipment!

And Popeye's spinach, Al has also seen it in the system mall first, and the required emotional value is also a million to start.

The effect is: [You can temporarily obtain various buff bonuses that exceed one thousand percent of your own, and the time limit is ten days. 】

Assuming that a person's strength value is 10, after eating spinach, he can break through the limit of the body and increase his strength to 10,000!

And various bonuses, just like the literal meaning, are not only in terms of strength, but also speed, brain power, etc., for a comprehensive improvement.

Taking Popeye's spinach out, Al stretched his hand aside without even looking at it.

When it reappeared, it was already in Spike's stomach!

After pouring the spinach into the intestines and stomach, Al retracted his hand again, and the time it took was only a breath.

Even Spike, who was throwing shells at members of the Baroque Work Club, didn't feel the slightest.

The spinach has already been eaten into the stomach.

"This ability is really heaven-defying!"

Al clapped his hands lightly, and stepped on the small bicycle fiercely.

Then put your feet on the front of the car and drink black tea leisurely.

Incredibly, even without the need for Al's handling, the little bike was smooth on the sea.

And the speed, from the slow start at the beginning, is as fierce as a flash of lightning across the sea!

The small island behind him set off a wave of 100 meters, scaring all the Sea Kings hidden in the bottom of the sea and running away!