I Am A Snake, Teaching A Bunch Of Ghosts Is Very Reasonable

looking at the thin back slowly moving away, under the shade of the trees, Wang Haoyang slightly squinted a pair of cloudy eyes.

“The ancient well at the head of the village is a tributary of the underground river; And the private well born after the Cang family is going to the mainstream. ”

“It seems that the mainstream is raging.”

Wang Haoyang said cheerfully.

“But dad, Cang Lan and Qu Yiqing went to the cave early this morning, and the heavens went south to the sea and the north, who knows when the opera team will return.”

“Our corn seedlings won’t last a few days.”

Wang Ye said in a deep voice: “Or take advantage of the absence of the two leaders, I will secretly steal water tonight?” ”

“must.”

Wang Haoyang sternly refused, “Although we are poor, we will never steal chickens and dogs. ”

“When Naniko comes, you can go up and talk about it.”

“With Daddy’s sixty-yearly vicious eyes, I can see that Naniko is a gentle and kind person, and he will definitely not refuse.”

footsteps come from far and near.

Wang family father and son looked back in unison.

but saw the little fart of the Cang family slowly walking with his hands behind his back, and his little face was full of innocent smiles.

“Oh, this is not a rainy baby, why didn’t you help your sister to fill the seedlings?”

Wang Haoyang’s old face bloomed with a kind smile.

“Rain baby, this is four years old and still wearing open pants?” Shame or not shame ah~

” “Come, let uncle play your calf, see if the bones inside grow.”

Wang Ye grinned.

little fart boy walked in front of the Wang family father and son, suddenly opened his watery eyes, pointed to Wang Haoyang’s chest, and said in shock: “Grandpa Wang, a bug crawled in.” ”

the old man hurriedly lowered his head and unbuttoned his shirt.

the next instant.

the well-behaved and cute little fart boy sneered viciously, and his right hand behind his back quickly reached forward and threw an object into the old man’s clothes.

cold touch, creepy evil pattern, is actually a crazy writhing cauliflower snake.

Old Man Wang simply sharpened, directly with a white eye, and fell to the ground on his back.

Wang Ye was stunned for a while, before he hurriedly grabbed the cauliflower snake, his scalp numb and thrown away.

“dad~”

“27”> “I… I’m okay, quick… Go get the snake back, add at night… Additional meals. ”

“Hahaha, the old king pees his pants~”

“29”> Wang Ye glared at the little fart fiercely and ran to the field to find the snake.

little fart kid pointed to the old man’s wet crotch and laughed.

“Well, let you fool me.”

old man was stunned: “Yu babyzi, what did grandpa lie to you?” < p idx="33"> little fart kid gritted his teeth and said: “Tong Zi urine and tadpole eggs can ward off evil spirits, did you tell me personally?” < p idx="34," > old man nodded, “This is passed down orally from generation to generation by the older generation.” ”

“bah~”

“> little fart child spat hard on the ground, “Shit! ”

“Since it can ward off evil spirits, why is the birthmark on my sister’s forehead still there?”

the old man frowned at his white eyebrows, “Maybe you don’t drink enough.” ”

“Fuck your mother, you old immortal.”

little fart boy picked up the calf and aimed at the lower body of the old man, “Don’t you shout about the old cold legs every day, let the boy’s urine treat you.” ”

“Rain baby, you dare!”

amid angry shouts, Wang Ye ran madly with a cauliflower snake.

“Gan!”

little fart child turns around and flees.

it was a calf that had opened the gate and released water, and suddenly shook its head.

a stream of scalding yellow water instantly nourished the old king’s face.

“Little bastard, don’t let me catch you!”

looking at the little fart boy whose butt smoked and ran faster than a dog, the Wang father and son were so angry that they almost vomited blood.

……

on the willow head on the moon, next to the bluestone well in the backyard of the Cangjia.

the ground is covered with hay, the grass is covered with mattresses, and the little fart is sleeping fragrantly.

Cang Xue led the two big dogs of the Cangjia family, Wang Cai and Lai Fu, to the backyard and tied them to a stake.

Last year, there were signs of drought in Liangzhou, and Cang Lan looked far and found someone to dig a well in advance.

Nowadays, the water line of the ancient well in the village is declining, and the villagers of Changliu do not even dare to wash their clothes, faces and feet, let alone carry water to irrigate seedlings.

although there is still water, it only falls but does not rise, and it is only a matter of time before it dries up.

Not only the old village chief, but also many villagers asked Cangxue for water.

girls all rejected.

after all, the Cang family is now muddy and bodhisattvas crossing the river and it is difficult to protect themselves, and there is no leisure to help others.

“Sister Don’t Cry~” IDX=”60″> Sleeping Cang Yu murmured dreams.

Cang Xue smiled slightly, took out a handkerchief and wiped the saliva from the corner of the little fart child’s mouth.

After the righteous father and mother went out, the little fart completely released himself.

in just one day, twenty or thirty bird eggs were taken from the mountain.

leaned down and kissed Cang Xue Yu Xiaobu’s forehead gently.

“The bird’s eggs are so fragrant, my sister has never eaten so much.”

“Thank you little cangyu.”

……

the next day.

the sun is hot.

the world is like a roaring furnace.

Cang Xue came to Cang’s land with two small wooden barrels.

Whenever a strong corn seedling, a spoonful of water is beneficial.

Whatever is not pulled, all are unplugged.

it only takes a quarter of an hour to be exposed to the sun to death.

three poles on the day.

shirtless, barefoot, wearing only a pair of open pants, carrying a teapot in one hand and a large white bowl in the other, rushing from a distance.

“Sister, drink water.”

Cang Xue, who was bent over and plucked seedlings in the field, did not raise his head and said: “Right away.” ”

……

red face seemed to be cooked, and the sweat-soaked green silk stuck to the forehead and sideburns, and the little fart child who looked at it was distressed.

hurriedly poured a large bowl full of water, trembling and handing the white porcelain bowl to his sister.

took the big white bowl and poured it into it.

Cang Xue’s eyes were bright, “Why is it so sweet!” What did you put down? ”

little fart child with a mouth full of milk teeth, “my mother keeps the white sugar for beating mooncakes.” < p idx="85"> girl exclaimed, “How much is left?” < p idx="86"> little fart kid laughed: “Half a jar is all used up.” ”

snow shudder.

“Sister, is it a thief sweet?”

looking at the little fart child’s heartless smile, Cang Xue cried and laughed: “It’s sweet to the heart.” ”

sugar is more expensive than table salt.

Half a jar is not left.

wait for the prosthetic mother to come back….

thinking of this, Cang Xue couldn’t help but shiver.

“Sister, I have drained the bird’s nest on the mountain.”

“I’m going to go down to the Green River today and catch you some loach river shrimp.”

Cang Xue scolded: “Don’t go!” < p idx="97"> little fart said with a face full of indifference: “What are you afraid of, the Cui River has no water, and you can’t drown people.” ”

“Cangyu, come back!”

looking at the little fart child who ran away, Cang Xue was dizzy and felt powerless at the same time.

……

Great Sun Hanging Heavenly Center.

outside the village.

Dozens of children in the village, all carrying small bamboo baskets around their waist, feel in the mud of the dry green river.

beads of sweat slip off the hot skin, and the rain does not care about wiping.

looked serious, and carefully groped in the mud.

There are already two loaches and several river shrimp in the bamboo basket.

“rain baby~”

> a boy about eleven or twelve years old, more than two heads taller than a little fart child, with a playful smile on his face.

said: “Yu Wazi, everyone in the village says that your sister’s own mother is a prostitute in the green building, and your own father is a leper, right?” < p idx="110"> the childish child on the side asked curiously: “Brother Shan, what is a leper?” < p idx="111"> the boy replied, “It’s the same skin as a toad.” ”

“Oh, that’s disgusting.”

“Brother Shan, what is a prostitute?”

boy smiled and said, “My mother said that prostitutes are rotten people and cheap goods, as long as they give money, dogs can go to school.” ”

“Can dogs get on?” Where to go? < p idx="116"> boy rolled his eyes, grabbed a handful of mud, and smashed it on the little boy.

“Yu baby, are you dumb?”

“Brother Shan asked you, have you ever been to that little slut?”

“Cool?”

“Turn around and help Brother Shan ask if a copper plate can be taken aback.”

“Brother Shan, I promise, it will be very gentle.”

“Hahaha~”

> mud stars splash.

little fart suddenly looks like a tiger cub.

jerked up.

bites the boy hard in the face.

pointed baby teeth are instantly embedded in the flesh.

blood scarlet.

……

Ps: There are so few people today.

In addition, the author is not a high school junior, I have not even graduated from junior high school, and I have not even taken physical chemistry classes.

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