I am a weakling, but I am regarded as the supreme holy devil by the righteous people.

If any serious person keeps a diary, can what he writes be true to his heart?

As for me, haha. I'm not serious.

——Taken from the 32nd chapter of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang, the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth.

Two days later, everything was calm, so calm that Zhang Mo felt something was wrong.

Two whole days passed, and no letter or news came back from Zhengdao.

The demon cultivators sent out to investigate found that the Zhengdao side was surprisingly stable. They neither gathered an army again nor assassinated secretly. They seemed to have given up completely.

Zhang Mo and others were anxious, secretly thinking that Zhengdao and these people were really unreliable. He was about to surrender. Why didn't he send someone to take over?

Zhang Mo is now like a bride on a wedding night, afraid that others will mess around, and even more afraid that they won't come.

After not sleeping well all night, Zhang Mo simply got up as he saw the sky turning white again.

He shouted "Come here" and the demon cultivator from outside immediately ran in.

An ordinary day for the new head of Tianmo Sect has begun again.

When you get up, shower and change clothes first. You don’t need to do it yourself at all, there will be someone to take care of you. Carefully help him take off his nightgown, and then add petal water. Seven or eight kinds of flowers should be soaked in the dew dripping from the flowers in the morning. After slowly heating, add three drops of beast blood and a pinch of earth crystal powder. , finally mix it with magic essence, soak the deer skin in water, and then wipe all parts of the body.

Such a set is said to strengthen the muscles and bones, strengthen the body and strengthen the body, tighten the skin, beautify the face, and restore men's virility.

Followed by a cup of ginseng tea to rinse the mouth, and a cordyceps root to chew.

When you go to the toilet, there is a person waiting at the door holding incense. Today, a magic cultivator specially brought snow-white toilet paper.

Tsk tsk, such white paper is good paper. It is reserved for dignitaries and nobles. It costs a lot of money. It is really luxurious to use it as toilet paper.

After everything was done, he put on the black magic clothes and purple flame boots of the leader of the Heavenly Demon Sect, and then went out to have breakfast.

In the morning, I will have a slightly lighter meal, a bowl of fire leaf soup with chicken noodles made from chicken powder.

It looked like ordinary noodles, but it took two demon cultivators with vitality to make them. It took an hour to make them, and they were so tired that they were sweating profusely.

It is said that there are dozens of methods in a single step. After Zhang Mo heard about it, he felt that these two demon cultivators were really in the wrong profession. They had become chefs long ago and became talented long ago.

After two cups of green plum wine, Zhang Mo started his day's work as head of the house.

First, listen to the report from the people below on the current situation of the Little Holy Mountain.

In the past two days, because the blockade of the righteous sect was broken and many righteous masters were executed, the Tianmo Sect became famous and became a giant among the local demon cultivators.

There were dozens of demon cultivators who came to seek refuge in the past two days alone. Zhang Mo said that he would accept them all.

Anyway, if Zhang Mo wants to come and wait until he surrenders, these demonic cultivators seeking their own death can be regarded as one of his achievements. If there is a way to heaven, you don't take it. If there is no way to the underworld, you break in and run to the small holy mountain. Isn't this giving me credit? The more demon cultivators betray him, the greater his credit will be, and the more he will naturally receive. The better.

The only thing is that these demon cultivators cannot get too close to him. It is best not to meet each other to avoid seeing anything. So Zhang Mo arranged them all at the foot of the mountain to defend and patrol, and then set up camp. Maybe it's because he has become so famous recently, but after two or three days, no one dared to cause trouble.

Then, comes the key point.

What's the news from Zhengdao and what's going on with the court.

Zhang Mo originally thought that today might be another day without news. But just after he asked, he saw the expressions of the demon cultivators below change slightly.

"What's going on? Is there any news?"

Zhang Mo suddenly became energetic. It seemed that Zhengdao was finally taking action.

Heaven, earth, but let me wait.

Although it feels good to be the master of the Demon Sect these days, with clothes on my back, food on my hands, food on my hands, my mouth open, and someone to take care of me. But everyone knows that if this continues, something will definitely happen. Zhang Mo himself began to think that if the Zhengdao side really disappeared, there would be no news. Then he would have to pick a time, pack up his own baggage and sneak away.

If it weren't for the fear of being caught by other demon cultivators and having difficulty explaining, the plan of escaping might have been ranked higher than surrender.

"Yang Shuo, tell me!"

There was joy in his heart, but Zhang Mo pretended to be cold on his face.

Yang Shuo's whole body was shaken up when his name was called. He took a step forward and said: "Back to the sect master, there is news. You see, this is the first news of today's Zhengdao News."

"What kind of righteous report?"

Zhang Mo had never heard of it, and then he saw Yang Shuo take out a large piece of thick yellow paper. The huge black characters were the first thing he saw.

"The leader of the Zhengyi sect has issued a declaration of war. The devil of the Little Holy Mountain will be slaughtered!"

Zhang Mo raised his head and looked at Yang Shuo in confusion. Yang Shuo immediately explained: "This is a righteous newspaper, which specializes in reporting fresh news from the righteous side every day."

"oh!"

Zhang Mo said calmly. Immediately, Yang Shuo and other demon cultivators’ eyes lit up.

Look, the sect master is the sect master. For such important news, the sect master just said calmly.

What is a well-prepared thing, and what is unfathomable?

The so-called Mount Tai collapses in front of you without changing its expression. It doesn't matter if you haven't seen it before, but I have seen it today.

The sect leader of Zhengyi Sect has already issued a letter of challenge, but the sect leader is still so calm. That means they don't take the Zhengyi Sect's leader seriously at all, so what are they afraid of?

For a moment, the other demon cultivators felt relieved.

Zhang Mo didn't think much about it at all. Although he read the beginning, he didn't realize what was going on and continued reading.

"Some time ago, our righteous heroes surrounded and annihilated the Heavenly Demon Sect. We won many battles and the results were gratifying. Unexpectedly, on the last night of the full moon raid, the Heavenly Demon Sect was so thrilling that the most powerful demons were defeated, including Hidden Sword Master, White Lotus Sword Lord and others. The human immortal passed away, the battle to destroy the demon failed miserably, and the demon actually dared to send a letter of provocation. Upon hearing this, the master of the Zhengyi Sect came over at Xingye and formally issued a letter of challenge to the demon. Soon he will arrive at the Tianmo Sect to have a showdown with the demon. Life and death. Below, I would like to ask a scholar who has written a great deal of writing to give you an analysis. The devil will be defeated miserably within a few moves..."

Zhang Mo opened his mouth slightly.

Wait, this news isn't quite right.

The leader of the Zhengyi Sect has issued a challenge to fight the devil of the Tianmo Sect. Well, it’s me who won’t talk about it!

I read it again carefully, Little Holy Mountain, Heavenly Demon Sect, Demon Head!

Damn it, that’s me!

Suddenly, Zhang Mo almost jumped up.

What words, what is written in this?

What's the situation? I wrote a letter to surrender, but why did it turn into a provocation?

Hey, I am a genuine good citizen. I will write clearly and tell you how I became the leader of the clan. What's wrong? You guys are using my letters as wipes, right?

This is wrong, this. We agreed to surrender, and we agreed that the Zhengdao sect would treat the prisoners preferentially. Why do you want to come to kill me?

You righteous people are not kind!

The corners of Zhang Mo's eyes were trembling, and his face was colorful. Fortunately, there was thick paper blocking it, so the people below didn't dare to look up.

After reading it two or three times, Zhang Mo was completely speechless.

That's bullshit, you don't take him seriously at all. Is it because these righteous people have died so many that they need someone to back them up? So what he wrote means he didn’t write it?

Isn't it okay to surrender and lose half of it?

Zhang Mo didn't know what level the leader of Zhengyi Sect was, but he would definitely have no problem beating him a hundred times with one hand.

When he faced off against the leader of the Zhengyi sect, it was like adults bullying children and elephants trampling ants to death. The mantis is acting like a chariot, the traffic is busy, the spirit of a dragon and a horse is like a lunatic...

Zhang Mo's mind was in chaos, Zhang Mo was heartbroken, his face was pale, and he almost collapsed on the chair, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

Yang Shuo and others below waited for a while and saw Zhang Mo making no move, so they all backed away.

The atmosphere is not right. Is their sect leader going to be angry?

Oh my god, the sect master is angry and someone is going to die again.

Yang Shuo was retreating, but Zhang Mo's eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought of a way to crack it again.

Wait, where's the battle report? Where's the promised battle report?

He heard that making a battle is very particular for warriors. Once the gauntlet is issued, the other party does not have to accept it.

If you don’t say you want to fight me, I have to get it.

Although it would definitely be embarrassing not to come, but who is Zhang Mo? Does he have a face?

How can you be embarrassed if you have no face?

Yes, it’s over if you don’t accept it.

I'm so damn smart.

Zhang Mo coughed lightly, and with his last fantasy, he asked softly: "Where is the letter of challenge?"

Yang Shuo exclaimed in shock: "Sect Master, didn't I send it to you early in the morning? You haven't read it yet?"

Early in the morning?

Zhang Mo frowned and thought, when had he seen the letter of challenge?

Wait, he suddenly remembered that the only thing he saw that looked like paper this morning was the one in the toilet...

Suddenly, Zhang Mo's face looked like he was constipated. With disbelief in his eyes, he looked at the person who handed him toilet paper in the morning.

That person was also nodding desperately, as if to say, yes, Sect Master, that's the one.

Zhang Mo's hands and feet suddenly felt cold, and he said with a dying voice: "It turns out it's the one that wipes the butt."