I Am Also A Father For The First Time, Why Let You?

"This unscientific!"

"That's okay too?"

"Mist grass, did you really get Su Chen tied up?"

"666, congratulations to Su Chen for joining Yaoyao's exclusive hair stylist.

Brother Chao widened his eyes.

"No, can you still operate in such a curve?"

Seeing the little guy nodding, Su Chen raised his eyebrows triumphantly: "How about it? In terms of head, it has to be me, right?"

"Fuck you! Braid your hair now."

"Ahem, this, you have to teach me, I can't."

"Wait, let me think about it, the hair is divided into three strands, it seems like this, this... No, it seems like this, come over here... Wait a minute, let me stroke it first !"

Su Chen rolled his eyes, took out his phone and started searching directly.

Two minutes later, Su Chen slapped Brother Chao's fat hand away, and put on the braid on the other side.

"Done!"

"I thought it would be so difficult to comb my hair, but I didn't expect it to be so easy."

"I learned a new skill, and after I lost my job, I went to do hair for children.

A bullet screen slowly passed through the live broadcast room:

"This is for hair, it's not serious!"

In an instant, the barrage exploded.

"Damn it, it's true that the wolf is killed!"

"Such a small child, can't do it?"

"I can I can!!"

"I suddenly became interested, why are you fat four?"

When Chen Wenbin first came here, he saw such a heavy 050 barrage that the veins on his forehead kept twitching.

"Why are they all LSPs now?"

The assistant shrugged: "I don't know."

"But maybe it's too early? The normal people didn't come?"

Chen Wenbin sighed: "This kind of joke is not fun. Now it's a child doing hair, and I can give you the whole copper smelting later. Hurry up and silence."

"Oh, good!"

Chen Wenbin asked again: "Do you have any plans for the guests today? By the way, should Wu Ying's husband be on stage today?"

"It's already up, their family seems to be having a picnic today."

"Where's Su Chen?"

"I don't know, but yesterday he said that he wanted to find time to take Yaoyao to visit the kindergarten?"

Chen Wenbin reluctantly reminded: "Today is Saturday, the kindergarten is closed."

"Oh, oh, so I guess it's going to the amusement park?"

"The amusement park is also fine, but I don't know if it will have the effect of yesterday, hey

The assistant looked at him and persuaded him: "Director Chen, don't worry, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge.

"What do you know? If there is no such effect, we call it driving high and walking low."

"Then you can't drive like crazy, can you?"

Chen Wenbin glared at him fiercely: "Why can't it? Everything is possible!"

:"..."

How about Director Chen, go and see yesterday's data to refresh yourself?

(aefe) In one night, the data of the first day's live broadcast of "Daddy's Daily" was leaked by someone, and senior analysts in the industry already had a copy.

Unsurprisingly, there are no big stars in this show, and the small web comprehensive broadcast live on the smallest video platform in the country has become an undisputed dark horse.

Even the assistant received a lot of information, the people in the industry who had made nods before greeted him one after another, and finally tactfully asked for Su Chen's autograph.

At this moment, Su Chen, watching Yaoyao happily swinging her pigtails, couldn't resist picking up her phone to take two photos, and couldn't help but tsk tsk: "I'm simply a genius!"

Then he went to Xu Ming: "Look at it, with our dexterous hands, isn't it a matter of minutes to be a chef?"

18: "..."

"Mr. Su, just because you think about it for an hour, you can make a standard breakfast for an otaku with instant noodles and mustard ham sausage?"

"What's wrong with instant noodles? At least hundreds of millions of people across the country don't dislike its taste!"

Xu Ming raised his hands in surrender: "As long as you are happy!"

Su Chen snorted softly, I am very good at asking for cooking skills.

Brother Chao silently put away his mobile phone: "Although I am fat, I still pay attention to my health. I don't want to go to the ICU for now, thank you.

Su Chen:

"Even if I'm too bad, I'm at most a master of dark cooking, so I won't send people into the ICU, right? Exaggeration, too exaggeration!"

Brother Chao decisively took out the phone and handed it to him after a while.

"Choose edible mushrooms from these pictures, thanks!"

Su Chen:"

Isn't this all mushrooms?

No, after eating the red umbrella and the white pole, lie on the board together?

Xu Ming leaned over and took a look, then laughed unscrupulously.

"Hahaha, Teacher Su, it's a lore!"

Su Chen pushed him away: "Go, go, according to this standard, you are also an ICU seed player.

"But I have self-knowledge!"

"Ask the audience in the live broadcast room, do you dare to let Yaoyao eat what you made?"

Su Chen picked his nose: "Then don't ask."

Yaoyao looked at them curiously the whole time, then lowered her head when she heard this, and took a sip of the side of the pot.

Brother Chao asked her: "Yaoyao, is it delicious?"

The little guy nodded his head heavily.

"Chaochao Uncle told you, don't eat the food made by Dad in the future, do you understand?"

Yaoyao blinked her big eyes and looked at Su Chen curiously.

Su Chen immediately coughed twice: "Then what, Dad just doesn't touch mushrooms in the future.

Brother Chao paused, and searched again.

"Can you tell what is flour and what is baking soda?"

Su Chen: "!!!"

"Can't you come up with some simple questions?"

"This is already a basic question."

Su Chen supported his forehead.

"Everyone, it's not that I don't want to learn cooking, it's that these obstacles are too fierce!"

"I'm really, my dream was shattered, it's too uncomfortable, I need Jingjing, by the way, don't ask me who Jingjing is."

As he spoke, he pretended to be sad and fell into the sofa.

Then he blinked at the camera.

The audience in the live broadcast room: "!!!"

"Fuck, he did it on purpose!"

"I just said how Su Chen changed his mind and suddenly wanted to be a chef."

"This is going our way so we have nowhere to go."

"Don't you just don't want to cook and don't want us to force him to learn to cook? As for going around?"

"Brother Chao and Brother PD were both cheated by this guy!"

Seeing that Su Chen was half lying down again, Brother Chao shook his head helplessly.

But he still explained in a low voice: "Last night, there were a lot of job invitations in the work mailbox. What do you think? Do you have any requirements for the route to focus on?"

Su Chen silently put down his phone: "Is there a way to make some money while doing bad food?"

Brother Chao's forehead is throbbing with blue veins.

"What do you think?"

"Hey, it's too difficult. Then don't ask me. Ask about money. This is the easiest."

"I work hard for two or three months a year, and the rest of the time can be completely salty, right?"

Brother Chao didn't want to answer.

Damn, it took eight lifetimes of bad luck to meet this guy.

It was really an illusion to be so positive in the past one or two months.

wrong!

That's because Su Chen has foreign debts.

what?

RO...

Brother Chao rolled his eyes as he thought about it, and changed the subject.

"I have sorted out suitable kindergartens in Xiaqingcheng, but if you rent a house, I asked your sister-in-law. She said that renting a house is not very good and cannot be stable. The best thing is to buy a house."

"boom!"

Su Chen's cell phone hit his face directly.

Without making a sound, he picked it up silently, turned his head silently, and stared at Brother Chao.

"Brother Chao, can we warn you in advance when we tell a joke next time?"

Brother Chao squinted: "It's not a joke, you should be serious!"

"You are no longer a loner, you still have Yaoyao to take care of, you can't still be a fool, right? Every day you work is to enjoy the day? You have to think about Yaoyao, right?"

"Think about it, after renting the house and furnishing the children's room for Yaoyao, the landlord will stop renting it, you?"

Su Chen:

"It's impossible to buy a house anyway, and it's impossible for a lifetime."

"No money!".