I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

Old Wu Tou looked at Lin Yi with admiration: "This guy, there used to be a ridiculously beautiful little girl pestering him every day, but now there is such a pure-looking little girl delivering breakfast, look back You must worship your teacher and learn from the scriptures. Even Confucius said that if three people are walking together, someone will be wet. Bah, bah, if three people are walking together, there must be my teacher." The retired old professor who often goes to romantic places has begun to look lustful now. .

Time seemed to have stopped strangely, and the delivery boy caught in the middle looked at Lin Yi, who had a yearning look on his face, but his eyes were filled with condemnation of society and helplessness.

After a while, he looked at the old man who was staring at Lin Yi with lustful eyes that wanted him to take off his clothes. He shuddered unconsciously. In his mind, he had already imagined a movie about childhood sweethearts being raped by a retired wealthy rich man. Forced to keep him, but unfortunately the person being kept seems to be this gay man. The ethical drama: "This old man has a special hobby."

"Brother, I've put the meal here first. Excuse me, I'll let the customer pick it up. I, I have other meals to deliver, so I'll leave first." Just as Lin Yi was intoxicated. At this time, an inappropriate voice sounded cautiously in everyone's ears.

Lin Yi looked at the delivery man with dissatisfaction, and saw that the delivery man who was at loggerheads with Old Wu Tou before was now walking up to Old Wu Tou like a little daughter-in-law, and said in a low voice with a red face: "Actually, I also Okay." Then he turned around and ran away.

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Even though Lin Yi is an immortal, he can't see through the delivery man's psychological activities at this moment. What kind of story is going on?

"Xiao Lin, he said yes, what can he do?" Lao Wutou asked with a confused look on his face.

"How the hell do I know? Maybe he wants to sell his butt." Lin Yi said impatiently, and then he greeted Gan Pingying with a cheerful face. Old Wu was dumbfounded by how quickly his face changed.

"Sister, I told you not to eat, why did you bring it here?" Lin Yi said he didn't want to eat, but he grabbed the breakfast and started to eat it.

Seeing Lin Yi's consistent style, Gan Pingying didn't know what to say: "Anyway, it's okay for me to take leave and be idle. I heard you work here before so I came over to see Brother Lin."

After devouring breakfast, Lin Yi looked up and asked doubtfully: "Hey, sister, why haven't you left yet? Is there anything else?"

"Ah?" He stood aside and looked at Lin Yi who had finished breakfast quietly like the girl next door. Hearing this, he couldn't help but be startled. The corners of his mouth twitched unnaturally, and he said awkwardly while resisting the urge to scream at the man in front of him. : "I, I'm getting ready to leave, hehe."

Even Lao Wutou, who was preparing to eavesdrop secretly, had his pupils constricted when he heard this. He looked at Lin Yi as if he were an idiot, and instantly gave up the idea of ​​becoming a disciple.

"Oh, I know." Suddenly, Lin Yi had a look of realization on his face, and then he rubbed his hands nervously.

Gan Pingying also turned around and saw a smile on the corner of the nervous Lin Yi's mouth.

There's drama! When Lao Wutou saw Lin Yi finally reacting, his eyes lit up. This kid wasn't stupid enough.

"Well, you put down the breakfast money first and I'll pay you back later." Lin Yi said sheepishly.

"Plop," "Plop." Two sounds of falling to the ground came. Old Wu Tou gave a thumbs up in admiration: "You are awesome."

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"Xiao Dan, I bought another kidney for your husband today. I can't bear it." Lao Wutou shouted with a lewd smile to the owner who had just entered the gate of the community.

"Bah, old gangster! I'm afraid you have the heart but not the strength." The owner, whom Old Wu called Xiao Dan, retorted fiercely, making Gan Pingying, who was standing aside curiously looking at the security room, blush.

"What the hell are you talking about? I didn't see any children here." Lin Yi called out: "Come on, big sister, my brother will take you shopping. Don't follow these people's bad example."

Lin Yi signaled to Gan Pingying, who was still poking his fingers, and took the lead to walk out. Gan Pingying quickly followed: "Aren't you at work now? Doesn't leaving like this count as absenteeism?"

"I'm just kidding. It doesn't matter who I am, brother. Whether you want to go to work or not depends on your mood." Although Lin Yi was exaggerating, there is still no problem in skipping work. There is no other way. This is the privilege of the youngest security guard.

"Hmph, if you are in our company, I will punish you to death." Gan Pingying held her pink fists and showed her little fangs, pretending to be ferocious and said, she looked so cute and fierce.

As the front desk of the company, located on the first floor of the company building, he is naturally familiar with the company's security guards and has certain powers to manage security.

Lin Yi ignored Gan Pingying and took Gan Pingying for a walk to a nearby shopping mall while humming. The song he hummed made people feel more and more wrong: "I am a security guard. I protect the safety of the place. I love eating bear biscuits and I like the owner Xiao Dan." …”

The two of them came to the shopping mall. Both of them were typical clean-minded people. They were a little confused for a while, looking at the dazzling array of shops and not knowing where to start shopping.

However, taking Gan Pingying to the mall was obviously a wise choice. After experiencing the initial confusion, Gan Pingying immediately showed her natural skills as a woman: "She is proficient in shopping skills and has 10,000% energy."

She was so excited that she kept going through various jewelry stores and clothing stores. She didn't buy or touch anything. She would touch it carefully only when she saw something she liked, and her eyes narrowed in laughter.

With a simple heart, she could not see the disdainful look in the salesman's eyes. She was completely immersed in her own world, and the sweet laughter like a cheerful lark filled Lin Yi's ears.

Lin Yi, who was following him, smiled when he saw Gan Pingying, who had been feeling depressed but was now obviously in a happy mood.

Naturally, he could see the various mocking looks in the eyes of others. After all, the two of them seemed out of place here. One was wearing a security uniform with a pesticide T-shirt underneath, and the other girl, wearing ordinary clothes without makeup, was obviously not from here. Consumer groups.

But, so what, as long as she is happy.

More than once, Lin Yi heard Gan Pingying sobbing quietly under the covers at night. She was shouldering pressure that should not have been placed at her age. This girl ate too much and cried. She always had to add some milk to her coffee in life. ACCCIM will add some sugar to her.

Arriving at the counter of a jewelry store, Gan Pingying suddenly looked at the diamond necklace on a separate counter in the store as if she was frozen.