I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

Immortal world, Tushita Palace.

The cloud-like Danxia clouds gather around the palace, and the golden light emitted by the elixir flashes through the Danxia from time to time, adding a charming color to this beautiful picture.

A palace surrounded by immortal energy, with glazed jade tiles and purple energy blooming floats in the sky, looking particularly mysterious and solemn.

Two fairy boys, one gold and one silver, were dozing off and staggeringly guarding the palace door. A burst of laughter suddenly sounded from inside the palace. The two boys woke up in fright. They looked at each other and quickly opened the palace door and left. When I entered, I saw three big words written on the palace: "Da Qing Palace."

"Daozu, do you have anything to tell me?" Two boys with different colors asked in unison.

The laughing man turned around and saw that this man was already an octogenarian, nine feet tall and dressed in colorful cloud clothes. Apart from his five-inch white eyebrows and seven-inch ears, he looked a little special. The whole person is extremely ordinary. If one ignores the surroundings of the other person, most people would think that he is just an ordinary old man with kind-hearted intentions.

This person is Taishang Laojun, the main god of Taoism.

At this moment, Laojun still couldn't stop smiling, waving his hands to the boy standing under His Highness: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just that a kid couldn't help but say a few words about me, Laojun."

A carefree and elegant atmosphere also emanated from the other party's body as he slowly stood up. Laojun gently waved the Taoist treasure Sun and Moon Fan (also known as the Yin and Yang Fan) and slowly walked towards the outside of the palace. A series of Bagua diagram marks appeared everywhere, showing the other party's extraordinary identity.

Arriving outside the palace, a green bull crossed the sky on white clouds. Laojun sat on the green bull and said in a gentle tone: "Golden Spirit, Silver Spirit, I will go to the Jade Emperor in as little as three to five years." , up to decades, you two must not doze off again, have you forgotten the last time someone stole the elixir?"

The two boys bent down towards Lao Jun, who was already riding the old cow and was gradually riding away: "Yes, Dao Ancestor!"

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Lin Yi cursed for a long time. Seeing that the old Taoist was too lazy to pay attention to him, he seemed to be frustrated and cursed again: "Jade Emperor, you are a bastard, and there are four watchdogs. They are all boring sluts. No wonder you can't become a Buddha, especially Mother, it is better not to come to heaven, I can still beat you out of anger. (Note: The four heavenly kings were originally Buddhists, and later surrendered to heaven.) "

Lin Yi kept cursing. Today's world situation is becoming more and more complicated, with various forces mixed in. He is really a little confused.

Even if you criticize, you still have to do less work. As a young man, as long as you believe that 996 is a blessing, your boss will drive a Land Rover sooner or later. As a young god, if you risk your life with 007, sooner or later the Jade Emperor will completely unify the three realms.

Thinking of this, Lin Yi cursed and took out the few fairy stones in his pocket to set up a confusing formation.

I really don't have the ability to close the gate of hell again, so I first set up a formation to prevent the ghost energy from leaking, and by the way, it can protect mortals from losing their lives in confusion here. The most important thing is that this thing has a tracking function.

"You damn bald donkey, next time I see you, I'll dig out your relics for you. Grandma, I don't know if I'll be reimbursed for the Immortal Spirit Stone Jade Emperor's plundering."

It was already late at night when I returned to the dormitory: "Wake up tomorrow and go first to destroy the bunch of ghosts in the Laoshizi Changsa Temple. What is the God Realm? I'll ask the Jade Emperor to get me a hundred thousand later. The heavenly soldiers must kill them all." Lin Yi was too tired to think about what happened on the moon, so he fell asleep.

…

"Bang", "bang", "bang".

Early in the morning, Lin Yi was awakened by a loud knock on the door. He stretched and opened the door with sleepy eyes. The person who knocked on the door said angrily: "Lin Yi, when are you going to pay the rent? You are already in arrears." Two months’ rent is paid, if you don’t pay the rent today, get out of here.”

Yawning, Lin Yi said lazily: "Oh, eldest sister, I will give it to you as soon as my salary is paid. We have been friends for many years, how can I rely on you for rent money?"

The arrogant housewife became even more angry when she heard this: "Friendship, friendship! You've fooled my old Qin, you can't fool me. Either pay the rent today or move my things and get out."

Lin Yi scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed, and said jokingly: "Sister, it's not like you don't know my situation. Where can I find the money? How about I pay with my body?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, the originally aggressive charterer was stunned for a moment and looked Lin Yi up and down.

Although Lin Yi is dressed in tatters and slovenly, and his temperament is extremely vulgar, he is still an immortal, with a somewhat free and easy air in his movements, his eyes are bright under his scattered hair, and the skin on his face is smooth. It's so tender, it's actually quite exciting.

"Qi, what nonsense are you talking about? Your brother Qin is still here. Your brother Qin will go out of town tomorrow afternoon. Come to my sister's house to help her repair the sewer. It seems to be a bit blocked."

Lin Yi was dumbfounded as he looked at the charterer who was originally aggressive but now had a gentle tone and a stern face with a hint of shyness. He was a little at a loss for a moment: "Well, eldest sister, I have something else to do. I will pay the rent when I get back in the evening." Here you go."

"Don't forget to show me the sewer tomorrow!" Watching Lin Yi run away from the door, the housekeeper kept telling her.

Lin Yi, whose face was covered in cold sweat, walked out of the corridor door and his eyes had become extremely cold. He looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to him, and he disappeared in a flash.

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Moon, temporary base of Changsa Temple.

"Let everyone prepare, I will turn the entire earth into scorched earth within a week." The great elder of Changsa Temple ordered with murderous intent.

He never expected that an ordinary planet would cause him so much trouble. According to yesterday's battle damage statistics, nearly a thousand temple disciples died. Although they were all trainee disciples with low cultivation, But it was enough to drive Rudolph crazy. You must know that the entire Changsa Temple only had about 7,000 people, and nearly one-seventh of them were lost during this expedition.

"Idiot, idiot, such important information has not been discovered on earth for so many years." Crazy smashing everything that could be seen in the temporary military tent, Rudolph couldn't help but cursed Ernest again, who had disappeared long ago. Two people.

"The two of them are already dead. Why, do you want to see them? I can help." A voice suddenly appeared in the room. Rudolf was startled and found a young man wearing a dark gray security uniform sitting quietly. He looked at himself jokingly from his seat.