I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

"Just open it to the mortal world. It's worth the trouble..." Wheelrunner King said impatiently. Suddenly, as if someone had pinched his throat, he let out a scream and stood up suddenly, nearly a hundred feet tall. He is as tall as a hill. Because his movements were so fierce, even the main hall shook: "What did you say? Mortal world? Is it the earthly world?"

King Yama raised his head and looked at Chakravartin King with dissatisfaction. He was only eight feet tall like an ordinary person and could not see Chakravartin King's face even if he raised his neck to the limit: "Sit down for me. If you don't behave honestly, be careful of me." Jump up and hit you on the instep."

The wheel-turning king smiled coquettishly when he heard this, scratched his head and sat back on his seat and asked without giving up: "Is it the underworld?"

"That's right, it's the Yangjian. I and Prince Qin Guang have already confirmed it just now."

Hearing this, the other kings of hell all had solemn expressions. Only the Wheel-turning King cried with snot and tears: "It has been twelve thousand years. No one has been reincarnated from me for twelve thousand years. I will finally use my martial arts." Is it over?"

It’s no wonder that the wheel-turning king is excited. Except for King Qin Guang, who is in charge of the “Ghost Judgement Hall”, the other eight hell kings of the other eight halls perform their own duties, mainly punishing evil ghosts, taking charge of hell, and communicating with the underworld. will have the least impact on them.

Only King Qin Guang, who is responsible for guiding the souls of the dead and managing the book of life and death, and King Zhuanling, who is responsible for reincarnation, have the greatest influence.

As the head of the Ten Palaces, King Qin Guang was jealous of evil. After becoming autonomous in the mortal world, he went to the eighteenth level of hell every day to torture evil ghosts for fun, and even enjoyed it. He was not affected by the interruption of the road to the world. As a result, he squatted in the oil pot hell every day eating fried brats with two ounces of white wine, which made the other Nine Palaces of Hell think that this guy was even more perverted than a pervert.

But the King of Chakravartin is like a walking corpse every day. You must know that in the underworld, if we talk about who is strong, he may be at the bottom. If you ask who is the richest, he can proudly say, I think who dares to be second? First, even Emperor Dongyue, the lord of the underworld, and Emperor Fengdu, the immediate boss of King Chakravartin, were willing to be inferior in front of gold, silver and jewels.

In the next life, whether he will be a human or an animal, whether he will be poor or rich all depends on the mood of the Wheel-turning King. He can even take possession of any beautiful female ghost he likes. Once the road to the world is cut off and there will be no more reincarnations, the Wheel-turning King will naturally be heartbroken. Incessantly.

"With the reincarnation distribution station in hand, wealth will come naturally. If the God of Wealth dares to compete with me, I will hit the God of Wealth with gold ingots." This was the limerick that the Wheel-turning King was most proud of. He would hum it once wherever he went. It made him angry. Emperor Fengdu once wanted to strictly investigate corruption and bribery in the underworld.

Since losing contact with the mortal world, there are only some impoverished evil ghosts who are still being tortured in hell, and dead souls who have not had time to be reincarnated and are stranded in Fengdu. The sad wheel-turning king has no desire to listen to music. .

Now that I suddenly heard that I had established contact with the mortal world again, the joy in my heart was naturally beyond words.

The kings of hell were too lazy to talk to King Chakravartin, a money-obsessed man who fell in the eyes of money. The more stable King Pingping asked in a deep voice: "What is the situation now? Do the two great emperors know?"

King Qin Guang shook his head: "So far, no soul has been found in the mortal world entering the underworld, and our people cannot get close to the gate of hell. As for the emperor..." After pondering for a while, King Qin Guang did not continue. The most they can do in the underworld is Even at the middle and high levels, there are many secrets that even the top ten kings of hell don’t know.

"Whether the emperor knows it or not, we must report it. Also, this matter must not be allowed..." King Chu Jiang took a deep look in the direction of Cuiyun Palace and shut up.

Hearing King Chu Jiang's words, the eyes of the ten kings of hell turned cold at the same time. Even King Chakravartin, who was in excitement, said in a cold voice: "If the hell is not empty, you will never become a Buddha. Those bald donkeys are just playing with their reputations." He is a good hand. He wants to monitor our Taoism and interfere in the affairs of the underworld, but he also makes up a high-sounding reason to save all sentient beings before he can achieve Bodhi. It is really a big statement."

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Before dawn, Lin Yi quietly opened the door and was relieved when he saw that there was no one in the corridor. He took advantage of the night and ran towards Qianda Community, for fear of being discovered.

It was not for anything else, just because before going to bed last night, Lin Yi made a divination on a whim and found out that the charterer was planning to do it for him. Lin Yi could only apologize to Lao Qin secretly: "It's not my fault that my sister-in-law is not a human being. It’s just that my brother is so charming.”

Lin Yi passed by the breakfast stall that had just opened and was instantly aroused again. However, as a typical clean-faced person, he could only swallow helplessly and left in frustration.

When they arrived at the security room, Liu Minsheng, who was on the night shift, had already woken up. He was sitting on the table with his mobile phone and was concentrating on what he was looking at. He didn't even notice Lin Yi who had opened the door and entered the room.

"Minato, it's unreasonable that no one is stealing in this neighborhood." Lin Yi complained, secretly standing behind him to see what the old guy was doing.

I saw Liu Minsheng chatting with a girl who looked young and beautiful in the profile picture on Fetion: "Good wife, I will transfer five hundred yuan to you. Send a photo to your husband to see. My husband loves you, Mu~~Ma !”

"Oh, wait, my birthday is coming soon, and I will send it to you then." The transfer was accepted in less than a second.

Lin Yi complained helplessly: "Damn, it's so easy to make money for a fool! I'm still hiding around for the 500 yuan rent, but this old guy's 500 yuan was taken away by a netizen who didn't know whether he was a boy or a girl. change."

"Huh?" Suddenly, Lin Yi's eyes lit up and he touched his chin: "This trick seems feasible. This old guy dares to transfer money without knowing whether the other party is a boy or a girl. But he can really turn into a girl, and he is still a god. That kind of look!”

Lin Yi's mind flashed through the beautiful fairies in the fairy world. With this appearance and temperament, no man could stand it. When the time comes, he would add some body fragrance and complete his personality. Lin Yi nodded secretly and thought about the plan. feasibility.

"Minato, why don't I just make my debut? A fairy descends to earth and still thinks about how to seduce men. She's really getting more and more stupid."

Seeing that he had been standing behind the other party for so long, the old guy Liu Minsheng was still immersed in virtual fantasy and did not notice him. With a lustful smile on his lips, Lin Yi quietly took two steps back and stood by the door, fearing that he would make a sound directly. This old pervert was so frightened that he had a heart attack.

"Cough! Cough!"

Liu Minsheng was shocked when he heard the sound. When he saw Lin Yi standing at the door, his face remained as usual and he put down his phone calmly: "It's you, kid. Why are you here so early?"

"It's okay, I can't sleep, what are you doing?"

"I can't sleep either. I'll get up and watch the morning news!"

One wanted to avoid unblocking the sewer, and the other got up early in the morning to chat and show off their acting skills.

This kind of acting will make Guorong cry and Dehua will be silent after watching it.