I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

"Huh? You little fool (the King of Five Senses is also called the King of Officers), why are you alone? Just now I saw the wheel hurriedly going, where are you going? Why are you running faster and faster!" Lin Yi walked in The main hall asked in confusion.

After hearing Lin Yi's voice, the king of five senses got angry. When he saw Lin Yi, the facial expression of the king of five senses, who had been frowning and staring all year round, became even more exaggerated. The five senses were almost squeezed into one body, and he cursed the other four kings of hell in his heart: "I fucked your sister's fuck, No wonder they all ran so fast, it turns out that this force came, XXXX, four unloyal things."

Squeezing out a smile that was even more terrifying than an evil spirit: "Hey, why did Master Wu come to our place so free? I'll call Zhuan Lun and the others to come over. Master Wu, please take a seat and wait a moment."

He didn't even want to know how Lin Yi entered the underworld, and he was eager to leave here in words.

Lin Yi looked at the other party in a disgraceful manner. Even though the two sides were about the same strength, and even the other party had an official position, Lin Yi didn't care at all. Just kidding, he was now considered an imperial envoy at best, and at worst he was inspected by the headquarters agency. , anyway, the three realms are now dominated by each other, no one can contact anyone, and there is no way to verify it. There is no need to wait for any longer with the Jade Emperor's tiger skin.

He smiled deeply and said to the King of Five Senses: "I haven't seen you for ten thousand years. Why do I feel that the ten brothers of the King of Hell don't welcome me very much? This time I came here according to the instructions of the Jade Emperor, so don't delay your own future."

The king with honest facial features shivered, stopped trying to escape, and asked suspiciously: "Jade Emperor? Do you have any documents?"

"Are you stupid? I've told you what I've been told. The world is so difficult these days. Do you think it's easy for Master Wu to come down here? Are you here to trick you?" Lin Yi shouted loudly, pretending to be angry.

"May I ask what the Jade Emperor has said?" Seeing Lin Yi's confidence, the king of five sense organs was fooled and bent down to listen to the decree.

"Uh..." Lin Yi was confused and thought to himself: "Damn it, it's so easy to fool me, I haven't decided what I want."

His head was racing: "Ahem, there is a shortage of maids in the fairy world recently. You first find some beautiful ghost girls and let Master Wu take a look. Prepare more. If they don't work, just replace them with the next batch."

"Ah? This..." the King of Five Senses said in embarrassment.

"Why, do you dare to disobey the Jade Emperor's order? You still think Lord Wu is talking nonsense!"

"I would never dare to disobey the Jade Emperor's will, but I am... ahem, where can I find those resources?"

Seeing the embarrassed look on the facial features king's face, Lin Yi thought for a while and suddenly realized, forgetting that the ghost in front of him was also a bald donkey playing with rosary beads.

"Okay, okay, I'm sure you're a poor person and can't bring anything out, so go and call the other Kings of Hell over to me." Lin Yi waved his hand and dismissed them with waning interest.

The King of Five Senses was relieved, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. His mouth opened and closed very quickly while flying, and he didn't know what he was talking about. Lin Yi thought he saw himself overly excited and sharing the joy with other Kings of Hell, so he nodded with satisfaction. : "This little ghost usually looks quite dull, but his skills as a ghost are pretty good and he has great potential for development!".

"Damn it, when that bitch is here you didn't even know I was there. He ran pretty fast. Just wait for me." The King of Five Senses cursed and complained to the other four Kings of Hell.

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After waiting for a long time, no one of the kings of hell was seen, and even the previous king of five senses was nowhere to be seen. Lin Yi touched his chin and smacked his lips: "I didn't expect that after losing contact with the heaven for so long, the underworld is still so busy with official affairs. If the Jade Emperor is old, The Emperor must be very happy to see it."

The gloomy ghostly wind blew through the hall of the ten kings of hell, picking up a few fallen leaves, but there was no one there.

"King Qin Guang, I know you are in there, come out!" Lin Yi, who had been waiting for another half day, finally realized something was wrong, and hurriedly flew to the residence of King Qin Guang in the first hall, shouting with loud curses.

"Minato, we have been friends for tens of thousands of years. I risked my life to come here to reminisce with you. How can I stay away from you behind closed doors like this!"

"King Chu Jiang, it's me, your good brother Wu Luo, open the door and let me in!"

"King Bian Cheng, you are the one who calls the Great Hell. If I scold you like this, hurry up and take me in."

"King Taishan, I won't say that you are the master chef of the underworld. I admit that I said something wrong. Your oil pan hell is really not a big kitchen."

I searched one by one and found that every door of the King of Hell's Palace was closed. No matter how loud I screamed, I wouldn't open the door.

Lin Yi rolled his eyes, returned to the entrance of Senluo Hall and shouted again.

"King Qin Guang, last time you said that Meng Po had nothing to do all day and didn't give Meng Po soup..." Before Lin Yi could say anything, a ghost suddenly appeared in front of Lin Yi: "Oh, Master Wu, Which wind blew you here? Look, you just came back from hell. You missed your welcome and you forgot to forgive me!" King Qin Guang looked kindly and bowed his hands.

"King Chu Jiang, last time at the Nantian Gate of the Immortal Realm, you said that Chang'e looked really interesting. What if..."

"Why don't you tell Master Wu in advance that he's here so that we can make some preparations and give you a cleansing?" King Chu Jiang said as he hurried over with a slightly red face.

"..."

"King Chakravartin, last time you used your status to visit the brothels in Fengdu City without giving you any money, and you were almost sued by a ghost prostitute to the Emperor of Fengdu. In the end..."

"My long-lost half-brother, it's been ten thousand years. I haven't seen you for ten thousand years. I miss you so much!" The Wheel King hugged Lin Yi and hammered his back hard. burst into tears.

Seeing the good brothers "happily gathering together", Lin Yi grinned: "Brothers, long time no see!"

The hall was very lively for a while, and there were endless compliments and compliments. It was a beautiful picture of brothers and sisters, friends and loyal friends. Lin Yi unconsciously wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and automatically ignored a group of Lords of Hell. The expression of speaking through gritted teeth.

"Wuluo, how did you come to the underworld?" After a long time, King Qin Guang asked solemnly after the Tenth Palace of Hell had accepted the reality. After all, this matter was very important to their underworld.

The other nine Hell Kings also sat upright and looked at Lin Yi solemnly.

Shaking his head, he casually set up a soundproof array, glanced in the direction of Cuiyun Palace, and whispered in a low voice: "I used a special method that others cannot copy, but this matter of the mortal hell gate has something to do with the Buddhist world, you guys Be careful with that old cunt, I haven’t figured out the details yet.”

"Then why did you go to such trouble to bring the underworld?" King Qin Guang asked in confusion.

"You've been in this hellish place like the underworld for so long, and you don't want to move up?"