I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

After saying goodbye to Gan Pingying, Lin Yi's expression changed and he disappeared.

"What the hell, Prince Qin Guang, you bastard, come out here."

As soon as he entered the underworld, Lin Yi couldn't wait to curse loudly, and his voice spread far away.

King Qin Guang, who was chatting and spanking in the Senluo Hall, suddenly showed a look on his face, and then he went out with a surprised look on his face: "Oh, brother Wuluo, I'm here to take my brother to play in the mortal world."

"You brat, you have the nerve to talk about going to the mortal world." Lin Yi remembered the last time the old man slashed a street with a kitchen knife and became furious: "Today, either you will die or I will live. "

King Qin Guang was confused. He didn't know where he went wrong. He thought Lin Yi was going to break his promise and cursed angrily: "I gave you two trillion yuan. Do you know how many people are needed to burn it for me?" Can we collect enough two trillion?"

"What the hell!" Speaking of this, Lin Yi became even more angry. He took out his Xumizi purse, took out the money, and started throwing money at King Qin Guang's face: "Two trillions, I want you two trillions!"

The kings of hell who came after hearing the news stared at the scene in front of them with their mouths open: "Damn it, is Wu Luo planning to use money to kill Lao Qin? I didn't expect him to be more arrogant than me."

The Chakravartin King, who still had a red mark on his neck, muttered to himself.

"Then it's my money!" King Qin Guang, who was picking up money everywhere, roared angrily and continued to pick up the coins flying in the sky in a panic.

"Wu Luo, you bitch Lu Dongbin, you don't know a good heart."

"If you break your word and betray your promise, you are no longer a son of man."

"Despicable villain, capricious. Sooner or later, I will send you to the eighteenth level of hell. I will torture you every day and make you unable to survive or die. Give me your money."

King Qin Guang cursed endlessly, and when he saw the Wheel King secretly putting the money into his pocket behind his back, he turned around and roared.

"Hey, I don't think you can pick it up by yourself, so I can help you. I think you are the one bitten by a dog..." The Wheel King scratched his head in embarrassment and argued.

"I broke my word, I broke my promise? What the hell are you telling me how to use the underworld coins in the world of the world? Or are they the underworld coins from ten thousand years ago? What the hell?"

"ah?"

King Qin Guang, who was picking up the money, was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, and said embarrassedly: "Oh, I forgot. Look, the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple. I forgot that this money can only be used in our underworld."

Lin Yi was stunned when he heard what King Qin Guang said, and exclaimed in his heart: "Damn it, why did I forget that these money can also be used in the underworld, I was careless..."

Looking at the almost clean Ming coins in his hand, Lin Yi was about to cry without tears: "Um, Lao Qin, I was impulsive just now, how about you lend me the money again?"

"roll!"

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When the madam in Goulan (similar to an ancient brothel) saw a young man entering the door surrounded by the ten kings of hell, his eyes immediately lit up: "Oh, gentlemen, what kind of wind has brought you here?"

What Lin Yi never expected was that King Bian Cheng, who looked extremely decent and had a "keep away from strangers" written on his face, would slap the old bustard hard on the buttocks of the madam who looked to be over fifty but still had charm: " Hand over all the ghost girls you have hidden in the box to me. A noble person is here today, and I will demolish your Feng Yue Tower if you neglect your noble person."

The sad and plaintive music echoed in his ears. Lin Yi was quite impatient. He turned around to look, but all the kings of hell were fascinated by it. They looked at the graceful figure of the dancer on the stage and picked up a spirit from the table. Putting the fruit into his mouth, Lin Yi smacked his lips: "You old guys are really having a great time."

The Chakravartin King grinned: "How about it, it's not bad, just take it away if you like it, and my brother will treat you. Isn't this better than the real world?"

Lin Yi, who has worked hard in the mortal world for thousands of years, has never enjoyed any glory and wealth, but this does not affect Lin Yi's bragging at all. He smiled disdainfully at the dancer on the stage. Under the doubtful eyes of everyone, Lin Yi smiled and took out Got the phone.

As time passed, the familiar scene came again, and the ten kings of hell almost fell to their knees: "Brother, my brother, give me this thing. I will buy it no matter how much it costs."

Lin Yi smiled evilly and said, "It's not impossible to want these things, but what are you going to give them in exchange for them?"

The ten kings of hell looked at each other in confusion. King Song Jiang was the first to be unable to hold himself back and said in a low voice: "Wu Luo, what do you want?"

Lin Yi smiled slightly and sent a message to the many kings of hell. The top ten kings of hell paled after hearing this. King Taishan even asked doubtfully: "What do you want these for? We only use these things to keep them, and they are nothing to you." Useful, if you really want it, you might as well go to heaven and ask that Sepi's opinion."

Lin Yi did not speak, just looked at the ten kings of hell with a smile. After a long time, the wheel king gritted his teeth and said: "I can give you what you want, but you must promise to give me such a treasure (mobile phone) when the time comes. )."

With the Wheel King taking the lead, the other Hell Kings were a little reluctant, but they thought it would be useless to keep it in their own hands, so they might as well give it to Lin Yi as a favor, so they all nodded in agreement.

Lin Yi took the items sent by the ten kings of hell and thanked him again: "Thank you all brothers for your help. Wu Luo will keep it in mind. Wu Luo has one more unkind request. I hope all brothers will agree."

King Song Jiang couldn't bear it anymore and said: "You little brat, if you have something to say, tell it all at once. Don't be secretive. I will naturally help you if conditions allow. Such behavior will only ruin our brotherhood." "

After hearing this, Lin Yi took a deep look at King Song Jiang and said in an ear. After hearing this, the ten kings of hell looked at Lin Yi with different expressions. King Qin Guang even said bluntly: "What kind of trouble do you want to make?"

On the contrary, Chakravartin's face was full of joy and he asked: "Is this true?"

King Yama asked Lin Yi with doubts on his face: "Is it appropriate for us to go to this kind of thing? Why not let that sex critic pass by? Wouldn't it be more suitable for the occasion?"

Lin Yi frowned and thought for a long time: "Let me give it a try. I think my Wu Luo should have three-point thin noodles, and..."

Lin Yi hesitated for a long time and did not say the next words. Instead, he changed the subject: "Anyway, Wu Luo would like to thank you all brothers!"

King Qin Guang sighed deeply: "It is said that immortals pay attention to being pure in heart and abstaining from desires, but plants and trees still have emotions. You and I are both living beings in this world, how should we get along with each other." After that, he poured the wine in the cup. He drank it and looked into the void with infinite regret.

The ten kings of hell were deep in thought, but King Chakravartin still kept chattering: "Master Wu, can you give me the treasure you just showed us? I will pay 30 trillion!"

Lin Yi, who was already in a mood, looked at the Wheel King with hatred and said coldly after hearing this.

"roll!"