I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

The next day, Lin Yi, who slept until close to noon, stretched out, looked at the messy room and scratched his head. He hesitated, picked up the Immortal Art, and used the Immortal Taoist finishing technique.

Lin Yi braced himself, paying attention to the changes in the way of heaven at all times, and was prepared to feign death and escape if he found something wrong. As time passed, there was no movement from the way of heaven, so Lin Yi sighed and felt relieved: "It seems that the way of heaven is indeed suppressing me. It's getting weaker, and if things continue like this, I'm afraid it won't be long before I can perform powerful magic and appear as a saint in the world."

There seemed to be an invisible wind blowing in the room, automatically sorting out all the mess. Even the mattress floated in the air and folded up automatically.

Lin Yi nodded with satisfaction. He was almost out of touch with his magic after not using it for a long time. Now he finally didn't have to clean the room himself.

Putting on the Slidan Pesticide T-shirt distributed for free on the street, Lin Yi came to the apartment door and looked around. After a long time, his eyes lit up. In an inconspicuous place, there was a shabby, rusty 1990s-produced car. The Phoenix brand bicycle is also commonly known as the Erba Dabong.

This is a treasure that Lin Yi spent fifty yuan on the second-hand market. It is considered his most valuable property. He was afraid that the landlord would sell it for scrap metal, so Lin Yi made a special statement at the beginning.

The landlord looked at Lin Yi with contempt: "In your situation, a thief will cry when he enters your house. I will leave you two hundred."

Riding on this big 28-bar that made all the noise except the bell, Lin Yi swayed towards the Tenda Hotel.

On the way, he saw the time on the big advertising screen. It was almost eleven o'clock. Lin Yi was anxious. He pedaled like hot wheels, almost sparking. He instantly surpassed a man riding a high-end mountain bike worth thousands. A young boy with a lot of money, the young man got into a fight with Lin Yimou: "Why do you want to compete with me on a crappy car? Uncle, at least change to a better car."

The two of them were chasing each other, and the Phoenix bicycle made a loud "squeak" and "squeak" sound, attracting passers-by to look sideways and look forward to Lin Yi's car crashing and killing two people in the next second, so as to post a sigh of relief on Moments. Riding a bicycle is not regulated, and relatives shed tears.

Lin Yi didn't know why, but when he saw most people looking at him, he thought that his handsome and handsome appearance was finally noticed. The corners of his mouth raised, and he proudly waved to everyone in a pesticide T-shirt.

Looking at the young mountain biker behind him, Lin Yi smiled evilly and said, "Uncle, I'm going to speed up, you have to follow closely."

After saying that, his feet exerted force again, and afterimages appeared in the swing of his legs. The bicycle "bang" and "bang" fired sparks. The young man stared dumbfoundedly at Lin Yi, who was gradually moving away with sparks and lightning, and stopped the car. He took out the latest fruit mobile phone: "Dad, I want to buy a Phoenix bicycle...I don't care, I will buy it."

On the fast lane, a young man dressed in punk style drove a Chinese-produced Ventilator, listening to the loud music, darting left and right as he overtook cars, feeling the pleasure of speed and passion in the congested city of Beijing. : "Whatever Rafa, whatever calf, let's eat ashes behind my ass."

"Well, since when did this song have a heavy metal rhythm? ~ Damn it, what the hell?" The young man who heard a rapid squeaking sound looked in the direction of the sound in confusion.

I saw a young man wearing a pesticide T-shirt and stepping on the 28-meter bar slowly surpassing him. The young man glanced at his speedometer, which was "70 yards": "Did I see a ghost in broad daylight?" The young man rubbed his hands. He rubbed his eyes and shuddered as he watched Erba Dagang, who was spraying sparks and gradually receding away.

So far, the Third Ring Road in Beijing has left behind a much-talked-about legend about the 28-year-old on the Third Ring Road: "Yu Si, who was in the air every second, lost to an unknown 28-year-old car on the Third Ring Road. He used His car is very fast when he pedals through the corners.”

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"Zixuan, your boyfriend hasn't come yet?" a handsome young man in a designer suit asked politely.

The young man's name is Zhuang Sibo. He had a strong pursuit of Lan Zixuan when he was in college, and he still hasn't given up even after many years after graduation.

A look of impatience flashed in Lan Zixuan's eyes. She was so fed up with these extremely hypocritical and self-centered people. The purpose of the class reunion was just to compare with each other and show superiority. If it weren't for the fact that her best friend in school was very She had to accompany her here so that she would not participate in this extremely boring activity.

Lin Yi is the best, spontaneous, free and uninhibited. This is the temperament a man should have. Thinking of Lin Yi, Lan Zixuan's eyes overflowed with admiration. Zhuang Sibo next to her was secretly jealous and planned to wait. Will humiliate the other person's boyfriend.

"Lin Yi, here, here." Suddenly Lan Zixuan was excited and greeted loudly.

"Coming?" Zhuang Sibo looked in the direction of Lan Zixuan and saw no vehicles entering. There was only a strange man riding an unknown rag and riding in this direction. He immediately became confused. .

"Sir, ours is a high-end hotel and beggars are not allowed to enter. Please go elsewhere to beg." The receptionist in red uniform at the door stopped the weirdo and said politely.

The weirdo was naturally Lin Yi, who immediately said angrily: "How do I look like a beggar? I am here to spend money. If you weren't considered half of my peers, I would slap you to death."

"Ah, this?" The receptionist looked at the man in front of him strangely, and saw that Lin Yi's hair was as messy as a bird's nest because he was riding too fast and was blown by the wind. He wore a T-shirt with pesticides written on it, and the large drops of sweat rolling down his forehead mixed with the Beijing's unique smog and stuck to his face. It's no wonder that the receptionist mistook him for a beggar.

"Xiao Xuanxuan, come here and prove it to me." Lin Yi angrily called Lan Zixuan over. After proving his identity, he threw the bicycle to the greeter, took out a crumpled dollar from his whole body and patted the other party: " Park the car for me."

The welcome guest took the bicycle dumbfounded, looked at the bright and kind-hearted Lan Zixuan, and thought sourly: "This guy is not as good as me, how could he deceive such a beautiful woman into his partner? Alas, he doesn't know how to be a welcome guest When will I meet a rich woman to take care of me, I can already use my tongue to take out the coins in the smelly piece of pork in my house in three seconds, but it’s a pity that this skill is of no use.”

Zhuang Sibo was also dumbfounded as he looked at Lin Yi, who was dressed in shabby clothes, and asked in disbelief: "Zixuan, is this your boyfriend?"

Lan Zixuan held Lin Yi's arm and nodded noncommittally: "Yes, this is my boyfriend Lin Yi."