I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth
Chapter 82 Handsome Or Not?
Along with the crazy words, a red light rushed from the sky toward the monkey's eyes. Half of the sky was actually rendered red, and a hot breath also followed.
The monkey snorted coldly, had no choice but to stop stepping on it, waved the long stick in his hand and looked at the red light intently.
Lin Yi's eyes flashed with surprise, and then he suddenly realized. Taking advantage of a moment, he stood in the air and looked at the red light: "Fuck!"
Accompanied by the dynamic music, I saw a young man with a face like a crown jewel, red lips and white teeth. There was a mysterious mark like a flame pointing upward in the middle of his eyebrows, exuding a faint red light. His flowing black hair was like indigo, and his brows were curved in anticipation. It is as curved as if it had been cut by a knife, with a long red silk floating in the wind around its body. It is holding a long spear, and the head of the spear burns violently like a flame. From time to time, sporadic sparks burst out and dissipate in the sky and the earth. The carvings on the shining treasure armor The dragon is carved into the phoenix, and two round wheels that are also burning are stepping on the feet. It is the third prince of the Li family - Nezha!
Lin Yi and Hou Hou looked at Nezha as if they were crazy, and saw that the other person was actually carrying a stereo on his shoulder that was the size of an ordinary person - a stereo? The dynamic music resounded throughout the world, coming from the speakers in front of me.
"How are you doing? Isn't it handsome? This is a speaker that I have blessed with magic. It can carry sound for hundreds of miles without bursting, and it is high-definition and uncensored~~ lossless!" Seeing the confused looks in Lin Yi and Monkey's eyes, Nezha He said proudly: "Master, I have been preparing for today for eight hundred years. I have imagined countless appearances. Have you been surprised by any of them?"
Lin Yi couldn't see the expression of the monkey in the sky above his head, but he knew that the corners of his mouth were twitching uncontrollably: "Handsome, handsome, handsome, your sister! Damn, why are you such an idiot!"
Nezha's triumphant expression froze, and he said angrily: "What the hell, Wu Luo, I just saved your dog's life, is this how you talk to your savior?"
Lin Yi held his forehead and was speechless. Heavenly Court and the Buddha Realm were really doing tricks one after another. The monkey descending to earth was enough to surprise Lin Yi. He didn't expect that Heavenly Court would let Nezha, a young boy of 25, also quietly descend to earth.
Strictly speaking, Nezha is a special being. He is actually a person from the Buddhist world, but is controlled by heaven. In the final analysis, this guy belongs to the same type as a monkey. He is naturally rebellious and disobedient to discipline.
Monkeys were deceived by Buddhism and converted to Buddhism, but Nezha was no match for anyone. Nezha could take the lead in fighting Buddhism in Heaven, even risking his own life. But no matter who attacked Heaven, Nezha would definitely help. The existence of Gangchangzi mainly focuses on a person who is free and uninhibited, so much so that both Buddhism and Taoism must always be on guard against this kid stabbing them in the back!
Even Nezha's father Tota Li Tianwang was unable to discipline his son, otherwise the tragedy of cutting off the flesh to return to the mother and removing the bones to return to the father would not have happened, let alone the weak Lin Yi.
It's really unimaginable that this guy is his teammate. Damn it. He was already beaten by monkeys, but if Nezha betrays him at the critical moment, he may die without a burial place, Lin Yi thought sadly.
"Stop talking nonsense, let's deal with the monkey...trough first!" Before Lin Yi finished speaking, Nezha used Hun Tianling to hold the stereo, and stabbed Lin Yi with a fire-tip gun.
Lin Yi's figure flashed. In order to better avoid it, he even had to put away his huge immortal body and turned into the size of a human. He used his body skills to the extreme before he could barely escape.
Exuding a hot breath and spitting out tongues of fire, the spear head turned and swept towards Lin Yi. Lin Yi was horrified, and he dodged an iron bridge that rubbed against the tip of his nose.
After fleeing for dozens of miles, Lin Yi looked at Nezha with lingering fear. You must know that this guy's body is burning with the true fire of Samadhi. It can burn anything and can even burn the soul. He is extremely domineering. If this burns to his body, I'm afraid he will be burned. It will be burned to ashes immediately.
Before he could take a breath, Nezha stepped forward with his gun and attacked Lin Yi again, with a determined attitude.
Perhaps because he accidentally touched the button of the stereo, the originally exciting and explosive music suddenly switched to a tender and sweet song.
Lin Yi didn't care to speak. Amidst the singing of "Sweet honey, sweet honey of your smile" that resounded throughout the world, he was chased by Nezha and jumped up and down, hiding here and there. Fortunately, Nezha didn't kill him, otherwise Lin Yi would be here now. Yi has already been "sweet".
Monkey Nuoda's body was also confused when he saw the scene in front of him, secretly wondering when the Buddhist world sent Nezha down.
Nezha saw that he couldn't even take down Lin Yi. A ruthless look flashed in his eyes. The fire wheels under his feet exploded, and his speed surged. He appeared in front of Lin Yi in an instant. Under Lin Yi's frightened eyes, he shot Knock the opponent down into the sea again.
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